Girls und Panzer/GuP/Garupan

Why are there so many birthdays in gup

First of all, Shizuka does NOT belong there
and to answer your question, to celebrate the birthday of a guppie almost every day of the year maybe.

Is Bauer's (pink haired KMM girl from Ribbon Warrior) May 10th? her borthday isn't mentioned here

Why are there so many birthdays in gup

in makes the universe feel more fleshed out

how did i manage to make two awful typos in such a short post? for fuck's sake

Someone please explain the birthday paradox to me and why it doesn't apply here.

?
It doesnt apply here because they're not real, creators are just retarded and gave everyone a unique birthday

Anyone who isn't included in the calendar don't have a confirmed birthday yet.
In fact, Shizuka and Rin aren't included in the base calendar and gup team doesn't acknowledge their birthdays.(pic is just an edit that added then with the blue text)

Why isn't Caesar's birthday either July 12 or March 15?

Borthday

She's very cute

Couch Potato

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I want to cuddle with her

Getting banned for telling the Turk to fuck off
Kys jannies

Anzio, if it was good

DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT

No, its just disgusting and erika would kill you for saying that.

I wish she would kill me with her thighs.

Sniff sniff snfiff

Anon Babble general is active during the American night/European morning window

Anon Babble general 1 is dead and Anon Babble general 2 is awfully slow

Is it because people will browse Anon Babble at work/school, but not Anon Babble?

Or it's because white people aren't as degenrate

Holy based

Dumb brat

Still for buttstuff though

eat shit

This thread could use more pink.

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triggered instantly

oh how sad
pathetic even

Pink is the best.

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hors?

Uggo

I want to smell this hors

Please dont smell hors Wanita.

What does India think of gup?

i hope they dislike it so they never try to ruin it

it's already ruined

I want her to ruin me

But I want it, I bet she would do cute noises.

Vanilla sex would ruin you?

I want her to pamper me

*beats the "best" one*

Nino was shit tho

Hippu > Bainira > Peachy > cranbs

replace cranberry with peach
idk the cranberry hate she is cute and cool
peach is a ugly fatso

More like Niku lol

Shut up luffy

These crusaders STINK

Fumikane updated his Fantia. He increased the resolution of the initial arisu anal and her touching her bean

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And thats a...?

problem. Hose down your bakas.

Canon little slut

Miho Jumpscare

My penis looks like that

Interesting

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M-miho

Why would she do that?

She hates Mr. Bean maybe.

So you're telling me that Miho destroyed her boko because of her hatred towards Mr. Bean?

That's what THEY want you to believe. It's not boko its mr bean's teddy.

Would Mika make a good findom?

Nope, her voice is too soothing

I meant teasing part and such.
I feel like she would just take your money and leave without a word.

normal thread

Does she have puss puss?

She's got the right hole.

Nino MIERDA

Like Wani, cloaca.

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!

the creature

Why is she like that?

Is it possible for someone to wiggle like that?

Like what exactly

So wiggly and chaosque

Nyarlathotep takes in many forms of insanity and chaos. This outer god in particular took the form of a cute high school girl doing the wiggle because of reasons beyond our comprehension

Rum is ugle

Birthday anon...

Today is May 21st, the birthday Momo's mom.
Happy birthday to Mrs. Kawashima.
Next birthday girl is Nekonya for tomorrow(22nd).

Baby factory.

literal who

momo's family is an example why the lower income group shouldn't have uncontrolled sex.

Still grinds my gears that no name zero contributions like this woman got a day yet there are plenty more relevant senshado athletes who never even got in the calendar.

Are there no riots in japan over this?

The birthday problem/paradox only applies to a randomly selected sample of real people, not a set of fictional characters whose birthdays were deliberately chosen by a small group of creators. Every guppy having their own birthday means the marketing team can give more focus to each girl.

There's nothing left for Banira to ruin

It's funny because there were minor controversies in nibbon about Fumi drawing witch anus. There were even random anons upsetti about it in the uicchi threads. Maybe GuP truly is dead, the ossans in Japan don't give a shit about Arisu anus either way.

Is she taken?

who?

It's funny because there were minor controversies in nibbon about Fumi drawing witch anus.

Like what?

I remember the faggot janitors that are probably witch yurishitters kept deleting and banning catbox link posts to fumikane's witch porn.

Every guppy having their own birthday means the marketing team can give more focus to each girl.

Yeah this, I really don't get the bitching, getting some art for guppies for a whole day is a good thing.

There was talk in the threads some time ago. The impression I got was that there were some waves in the nibbon communities that lewding the witches was disrespectful towards the veterans or something, which is hilarious in this context for self evident reasons. And there are some uicchi posters who are really adamant on how you're not a real fan if you want to see Fumi draw witch porn because what I assume are some waifufag purity standards. In any case, it's behavior that you don't really see with GuP.

faggot janitors that are probably witch yurishitters kept deleting

The janny that lurks the uicchi threads most definitely isn't doing that because he's a secret uicchi yurifag lmao, that pathology goes way deeper.

ANIMATED OLD WOMEN

I cleaned up some tissues and trash in my room today

you dont throw them away instantly after using them?
maybe 1 day max

Did you wash yourself this year

That depends, sometimes i leave them on the ground for like a week, and i don't clean up after i cum on the floor. I have this stop behind my bed that i started like in december, where i spit out my phlegma and throw away tissues.

i washed myself today
rude!

good work

From what volume was that one?

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Oh it's pedo gens time again huh

17
Monza sexo

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It's old gen.

smell the fuck

So?

I will NOT read the Small Military 1+2

You WILL

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Alice is 12.

12 yos don't get their butts stuffed.

12/10

Thanks, anon. And agreed.

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that Riko emerging from the pool

so, pepperoni then arisa now vanilla? moving on as if nothing?
this is bad comedy

Shinobu too

You forgot shinobu and andou, he's a slut and we should beat him

Maybe even the cutest

Hags

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Theyre the best

filename

Really?

Apparently, its in the manga, which I haven't kept up with in a while

Obraz samefagging to say he looks like a girl, how cute...

Some should just touch him and make him feel like a girl

he’s still stuck up on JoJo

Funny

He looks more like Jajka

Why is Mabolin like this

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Shiho just received a picture

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I understand tho
JoJo is very embarrassing, almost as bad as Railgun

Imoutos are for ME

It’s just your typical shonnen slop with flying colors tho

We can agree that isekai is shit thoever right?

Konosuba Re:zero and girls und panzer are good i think

Those are fair I'll give you that
I’m talking more about that vending machine one as an example when it just turns to complete slop

this kills the zoomer apparently

I dont understand why they are doing those desu, cant you just make a fantasy anime, why add the isekai part?

Girls und Panzer is isekai if you think about it.

I think its because most zoomers are so underweight and developed that they can't ever reach the build of Jotaro or Dio. I'd be mad too desu that I can't ever look like that in my lifetime

I like some even if they are trashy, just hate edgy stuff.

I thought i was a jojo fan zoomer, why tf its killing me now

Zoomer series

Its native isekai, or whatever dumb lingo anons are using these days

This but unironically

Literally wish fulfillment

omg he said le funny zoomie line!

Its the meme line that every zoomer is using on their TikTok wow

I look like this but i have less hair and my hair are grey and I'm shorter and thinner

I just think zoomers should be used in senshadou target practice

I look like this

You trash Isekai but you all would kill to be isekai'd in the GuP world.

Impressive, very nice.

He kinda looks like moot if you think about it.

Girls und panzer is a zoomer series if you think about it

Well yea niggas are posting anchovy aryan edits on tiktok...

The Zoomer call came from inside the series all along.

Gup attracts zoomers mostly through epik nazi tiktok edits, but they mostly vanish when they realize the series is nothing like that
If you're a zoomie that's unironically into gup you just have brain problems

I was going to say this

but they mostly vanish when they realize the series is nothing like that

No they do not lol

I-I can't be a zoomer I hate fucking zoomers

Gup fans outside of /gup/:

Gup attracts zoomers mostly through epik nazi tiktok edits, but they mostly vanish when they realize the series is nothing like that

This is sadly true, i had a "friend" with girls und panzer profile pic posting stupid stuff like that and he didnt even watch a single episode lol.

If you're a zoomie that's unironically into gup you just have brain problems

Ypu're telling me all the avatarfags have brain problems?

I thought this was a given

They absolutely do
We have a handful of mentally ill zoomers who mostly stuck around for various circlejerk reasons, but there exists no real zoomer gup fanbase outside ironic aryan edit scene

This is sadly true

It's obvious really

They don't?

Yeah that was a dumb thing to ask

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You're the aberration bub
Sorry you had to find out this way

Funny thread

Normiewife!
Urine

Wait you mean the people who use the thread to post heckin railgun pics aren't real gup fans???

Yes and?

Its just one anon doing that

In clinical imageboard psychiatry posting a smug or laughing gif to compensate is just a telltale sign of deep sadness.

What makes you say that

I imagine her pregante

What a fag then

Posting any form of any girl/boy on an anonymous image board site is a sign of mental illness

ENOUGH NON-GUP STUFF ALREADY

Mikkonigger does this however
What says the thread queen thoooo

Yes

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As the designated thread leader I'm now ruling that off-topic should pertain to /ak/ or /ak/ adjacent series only. Railgun might classify as /ak/ if it has guns or vests or if the girls are cute enough.

Nigga think he the leader all the sudden lmao

Race war has started already in the manga?

South Italians are not white, right.

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Do you feel threatened?

Big
Wide
Earthly
Supermongous
Yuno
Love!

Italians aren't white though

Italians in general actually

But I am the Supreme General and I say go nuts.

I allow Hellsing btw

I love Yuno!

True, but this is the wrong thread

This but with murakami and alisa or mako's grandma

thread saved!

Someone explain me why the dumb zoomer loves the snake series so much. It's mid as hell

Poor bait, try again later

You cant just blame everything on zoomers, bro. I am past my 30 and a snek poster.

Ate that shit bruh frfr

Don't be so insecure and just talk to me

he doesn't know how niche the snek is

Go back to the bochi (real one) threads, snekfags

Bocchi is good though, unlike the snake

reminder that the entire thread is one big dysgenic retarded family
but a family

Haru chan!
Haru chan's pits!

And gamble on pachinko

If you post snek you aren't past 30, it really is simple as that

quite true as well

How my daughterwife shiho talks about me

The real bocchi, not the pink slut.

Im into incest

Kids literally don't know who or what that is bruh

Your a kid thoever

Heh, I lurk the threads but never watched it.

teibou tuesday?

Its a very cute anime/manga with a bittersweet ending, you should give it a try

We are all the kids of our parents, anon.

Yeah, I read the random chapters when posted, I like it.

Consider her

Mama...

My penis is considering her so hard right now

sweaty little girl erotic!

What anime hasn't been posted itt yet?

monogatari

Girls und Panzer

Warm and gentle handjobs

Softenni

For me? Its the blonde tsundere

Witch wani

I enjoy both
And in real Bocchi Nako is the mvp anyway

What about her?

So true
I like Aru too

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Edgy nazi zoomer anime

pass.

It should've been her thread

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Sotoka for me

I liked the Eternaut, reminds me of classic anime such as the Metro series

I watched the first episode. Interesting premise, I may revisit. Do you watch black mirror?

You should watch this anime

Is that an actual title kek

People here are still discovering that "Obraz" is a polish word for image

Ironic for being so vocal against this

wtf kek

Such a retarded language

Nyello

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Nah, haven't had the change to watch the Kuro Kagami anime series. Some of the episode premises look interesting I guess, but from the little I've seen it has the kind of millenial vibe that I find sort of off putting.

Y-you're retarded....

Gochiusa.

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if its ak or i liike it: its good
if i dont like it: its bad
simple as

Someone stream this shit

It has a lot of questionable things, Anon Babble wise, but a lot of their episodes are really solid. If you can, check your white Christmas to start with, I really liked that one a lot

No you're just a little bitch

i dont think its a polish movie

Coffee>tea
Simple as

It has a lot of questionable things, Anon Babble wise

I don't mind because I'm not a rabid culture warrior, but I'm just really allergic to the sort of ironic millenial style that a lot of western anime has, so it's more like a stylistic thing for me if that makes sense. I'll probably give it a go at some point though

Anon Babble wise

So, retard wise?

Sucking dicks lips

But you shit and piss your pants all the time, you little homo.

Good then you would definitely like the episode recommended and others too
You'll know it when you see it, but the story telling is good enough to overlook them

What does gochiusa girls think about coffee-mate

Rᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ? Iᴛs Bᴏᴄᴄʜɪ ᴅᴇsᴜ

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Smaller

I rabu Bocchi original

I will never forget bocchi!

Tiny!

thats literally you tho

Heretical if you can’t grind your own coffee beans

ak or i liike

or

so even if you dont like it i can post an anime as long as its ak like railgun

This is now a Ryo thread

idk what is railgun, so sure i suppose

Post the horny chobi anime.

This one

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Mikan…

/dbs/ is copying the off topic op trend now

They're always off topic

This is just anime club for smelly tards

And?

Neat.

Or that's what our discord chatters want you to believe

This is me

Hey I'm not smelly I don't play TCGs!

That was the principal tho?

I'm not smelly.

did /gup/ watch aquatope?

I barely watch anime past 2016

So you didnt watch das finale?

It's funny that obraz is nowadays easily the most on-topic zoomie

Barely, smart guy.

post a guppie in hours

he on topic!

He will never suck your cock bro

I am pretty smart thanks hehe

Can I get that in English Beko

Dammit I pictured Wani saying that...

Just stated a fact
Why the other zoomies seething?

arisanimal

Obraz leaked pic

How did you get my nudes????

It's too big

A certain guppie gave me

NEW LEAKED BULGARIA/YOGURT TANK IN DF5

Kek

New modification for Turtle team's hetzer, they dont need the gun anyway momo sucks ass at aiming

Hot and funny at the same time

God I love Chobi so much

Why do you keep lurking the dbs boys

Enough chobi, lets talk about cute guppies now

True, but not as cute as her glasses

Even dumb girls (not Assam) look smart.

ew beko

you look like that

wtf?
how does one hate beko
yes i look like that
happy?

It looks like she has braincells!

Huh never knew I had the same birthday as miho

her glasses got thicker
she was made smarter 2

THIS IS THE ONLY PROPER WAY TO USE A CONTROLER (ignore incest)

Fucute!