I watch Monogatari for the writing

I watch Monogatari for the writing

it is unironically a brilliant series and i'm tired of midwits who criticise it for the fanservice as if it's a bad thing

I watch for the bants

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it's not an arousing art style. I don't remember my dick getting hard even once when I watched this and in fact I didn't think anyone would be mad about the fanservice

heterosexuality is illegal in the west.

I watch it for the Birb

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Only Nadekocoomers understand what Monogatari is really about

Zoomers and their virtue signaling will kill anime in the next decade. Everything will be devoid of sexuality and full of ugly western DEI trash. If you accept any censorship or complain about fanservice in anime you're part of the problem and need to fuck off it isn't for you.

Sexuality is a big part of the human condition, it doesn't make sense to ignore it.

It's funny. When it first aired the biggest hurdle for normies was that nothing happened and that it was pretentious. Nowadays it's a good anime but plagued by fanservice. You can't win with normies, they are perpetually retarded.

I watch for she

Japan will just stop listening. It was millennials anyway who started the antisex stuff, and Japan has been subsequently ignoring them for over two decades by this point.

After years of seeing this anime posted, I still have no idea what it’s actually about.

I like all the girls but the only one that has me making noises when she appears is Suruga.

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Growing up, trauma, relationships, banter, metaphysical/allegorical mystery solving, sexy girls.

I watch it for the music
but I listen to it for the incest

It is hard to describe. It is essentially about whatever the author thinks of. Stuff about vampires tends to be action packed, with horror elements and gore. There is plenty of slice of life fanservicey scenes with lolis and bathing girls and incest and such. There is time travel and other random suddenly big things. There are also mysteries. A more recent grouping of stories set to be adapted are just detective novels. Albeit, those were largely considered somewhat boring so he author is going to try new stuff now. The world of Monogatari is very vast despite only really centering on a guy and three undead little girls. Despite traditional romance not being what the author is going for, there is quite a few relationships bursting with romanticization. These sweet stories can stick in your head. It is just important to remember to keep watching even if you find part boring. Chances are, you may even enjoy the next arc a whole lot. Shaft, the studio, also always makes beautiful art. Monogatari is a series that will often take unique and unconventional turns, but always make them work out in the end.
Tldr: loli's are erotic, so are sisters. Watch this show if you want to see their cute butts.

Wow what an interesting statement! Stupid fucking zoomer. Do you need a streamer to give you their "take" before you watch something? Rotten little shit sucker how about watching it without the need for someone else to influence your opinion? Nevermind you turds don't have individual opinions, you're a conglomerate of perpetual online retards echoing off each other.

u mad, bro?

illiterate retard projects what he wants to seethe about onto a post

Read it again and you'll find a simple statement of fact. That's all.

The difference between monogatari fanservice and most fanservice slop is that, slop fanservice is a boob grab or panty shot. it's boring and doesn't provide anything of interest to the viewer. Monogatari on the other hand is 70% ecchi and actually draws the attention of the viewer (me) and piques my interest (makes me rub my meat). Simply, fanservice is bad usually because it's uninteresting. Shaft does it well because it gets me to half mast.

Nisio Issin flexing his writing muscles and wordplay skills. Like everything he does, it makes little sense, but rolls off the tongue rather nicely

Fun bants

It's like french new wave cinema but as a japanese cartoon. People sit around talking pretentiously about faux-deep ideas while the camera shows you tits and ass every now and then to keep your eyes from glazing over.

I want to pat her butt

Please consider this cat.

It's a simple USELESS statement from a faggot that can't form his own opinion or watch something without being goaded by some eceleb faggot. Kys cunt.
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Enjoy having nothing but brown filled media. Lmao who am I kidding you're probably a mud yourself.

finally a real answer

more projection

Your seething is equally useless (possibly more since it’s off topic) and yet you hit post anyway.

I like Watanabe's art and lolis. Do they get naked in that picture's show? A loli with a gun is especially cute so I might watch anyway.

Persona 3 taught me that like half of the appeal of a kimono is that women traditionally don't wear any sort of underwear with it.

No argument

Seething

You're done zoomer. Go watch some netflix garbage.

You have no argument either. All you’re doing is screeching about something anon didn’t say, plus some more screeching about browns and zoomers.

Monogatari highlights this as Tsukihi is regularly unwrapped. They sort of make a point that the Araragi siblings all hang out together mostly naked. Tsukihi is even seen begining to strip in a pretty suggestive way in the latest cour. Unfortunately, it was from the perspective of a little girl so we don't actually see the full stripping. I'm sure Nisio will cook up something else eventually though.

Didn't say

Unlike your retarded ass I can reach conclusions based on information. You retard.

fun fact: each breast was 1.5% of the animation budget

Unlike your retarded ass I can reach conclusions based on information.

No, you just invented whatever narrative you thought it would be. All that was said was that anon didn't know what the anime was about, for which reasonable replies were to explain the gist of the story. Yet, you decided to have a little melty and started to throw an autistic temper tantrum about nonsense that you thought might pertain to the original statement, but alas you. Made. It. Up.

I think it was a lot more than that.

This is an interesting idea and I'm not sure why I didn't think of it before. Next time I come upon a bath scene, I'll start rubbing it while watching. Seems like it'd make the experience even funner.

sees post

writes fanfic about it

seethes about that fanfic

calls others retarded

lmfao

Lmao

Monogatari fanservice comes off better because it's completely shameless, and therefore more mature about sexuality. It doesn't treat the viewer like a 14 year old boy trying to take a sneaky peek at his uncle's dirty magazines.

The real difference is sensuality. Monogatari makes things feel sexy even when it’s not explicitly sexual, and doubly so when it is. Generic fanservice is just portraying sexual situations with no sexiness. No one gets hard seeing little Tard-kun scream and nosebleed while accidentally headbutting a girl’s crotch and death gripping her tits.

shameless

This implies a lack of tact. It’s more accurate to say that it’s not pretending to be anything else, like how so many ecchi scenes try to be comedic. Monogatari’s ecchi scenes are made to titillate and that’s exclusively what they do.

Is this the new monogatari feet thread?

Every time I see some normtarded opinion about any series that starts with "its a good series but the FANSERVICE..." I just get mad. If you don't like fanservice, you don't like anime. End of story. Its part of the genre.

Kiss Under Blade Shot my beloved

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we never got to see Ougi's delicious boyfeet

we were robbed so bad

Smoke em if you got em

Nadeko is fundamentally repulsive and her "teehee I hate myself too" act isn't enough to make up for that