Look at this short mother fucker

Look at this short mother fucker.

me on the right

Mizudori and Rosokuzawa are so lucky...

Which one?

Karen WILL get Araragi to take her virginity. She isn't asking and she'll overpower him. And then she'll hold him down for Tsukihi.

Karen is portrayed as super tall in the series

I'm several inches taller than she is and am still on the shorter side compared to people I know

short hair

Anon Babble tells me this guy is a gigachad but I could bench press him for 50 reps

You mean "best hair"

He’s a vampire, he could lift a half a ton car with ease

Even Crab is slightly taller

He is gigachad because he doesn't pussy out as much as the normal anime protagonist. He takes what is rightfully his. He has groped, diddled, and potentially even sexed many sisters and lolis. He does it all with upmost confidence too.

He is literally me...

fukken seafags

The more i get spoiled about Hanekawa later in the novels the more i don't like her.
Which is a shame because she climbed up the tierlist on a recent rewatch.
I might have to read shit for myself to get a better opinion.

She doesn't really appear later in the novels

mother fucker.

He would never. Only his sisters

Doesn't she ask for her panties back trying to erase her past or smth?
If it's just that it's bad because she doesn't get the chance to redeem herself.

She grew to be 6'8

What girl grows so much past 16...

They don't
But Karen is a special case

The japanese are just short
Misaka mikoto is 2 inches taller than Yoruichi for instance.

Shame

shorter than a middle schooler

basically a goblina

Where's that benchmark about the average height of every single board? Anon Babble was 5'7 - 5'8, iirc.

Those are some big little girls.

Read it for yourself. She doesn’t play a big role later in the series, but she does get mentioned and makes an appearance. Unfortunately Nisio kinda shit the bed with her character imo. Maybe he fixes things in the next novel, but I don’t have high hopes because he effectively wrote her out of the story

She’s entrusting her brother with her virginity. That just shows how close they are. It’s a beautiful thing really.

Karen is a talli/heightbe

Can I pick both?

tfw 170cm adult

It's forgiven if you're cute

That is average height unless you live in the Netherlands or something

It's below average for a male. Not by much but still.

Probably a fair assessment
I think I'm around 6 or 7 inch and see plenty of people outside taller than me. I actually saw a cute teen girl who seemed to be the same height as me earlier today.

Why is Karen so fucking sexy?

Tomboys just are
Tomboy characters are one of the only things other than lolis that make me perk up. The playfulness and freeness make them so desirable. I want to fool around with this spunky early bloomer.

Zoomers and Alphas are very tall

It is average, somewhat below average but unlike what some people may have you believe it's not midget tier. They just think every country in the world has the same population as the Netherlands or Norway and have a hard time grasping cultural differences.

Toned body
Fat ass
Great tits
the family ahoge

Never really been into the kinds of tomboys that are sports obsessed. I like the more aggressive attitude but the ones that are workout or sports freaks don't really appeal much to me. Some interest in it is fine though.

Ain't no way my glorious pedophilic king is a manlet

But I am a zoomer
Why did I not get tall?

If Araragi put on a skirt and thighhighs I'd probably fuck him

What year where zoomers again?

1996-2011
That's right, even the youngest zoomer is almost old enough to drive.

Karen is 5'7. nips really dont know how to draw peoples heights anatomically correct jesus fuck. Only black 5'7 girls have elongated limbs

Hmm yeah 1996 Zoomers don't feel as tall as their later brethren. Something happened inbetween. Anon just missed out.

So true, we should all just watch western cartoons instead so they can properly represent us tall folx better

Tomboys are for Oyakodon!

The impression matters more in art. They are trying to make her look like a tall girl to build her character. It is kind of like how 10nobu looks very small and short despite being bigger and older than 8nobu. It is too highlight her youth compared to the other Kiss-Shots in this case.

tfw 173 cm

Curse my Italian heritage.

Karen is practically a midget compared to you

Only women care dude.

And men who are mentally women, if this thread is anything to go by. What compels someone to call men shorter than him walking rapemeat?

What really matters is the heart.

Banter

What compels someone to call men shorter than him walking rapemeat?

Because rape is funny.

Repressed homolust.

Mfw 183cm master race

1997-2012. Don't listen to this retard>t. 96 millennial

Bro...it's literally in the Wikipedia description. The Nile is not just a river in Egypt.

The Australian Bureau of Statistics have used 1996 to 2010 to define Generation Z in a 2021 Census report.[97] Similarly, various management and consulting firms have used 1996 as a starting date for Generation Z.[f]

You are a zoomer, or a zillenial at most. It's over, sweetie

Researchers and popular media use the mid-to-late 1990s as starting birth years and the early 2010s as ending birth years with the generation loosely being defined as people born around 1997 to 2012.

Literally the second line on Wikipedia

Ok but serious question. What year does Monogatari take place?

Whatever year this was

Typically you'd say whatever year the LN starts. So 2005 or 2006 I think.

He has far more balls than most other protags in indulging in his desires.

You motherfuckers should be happy you're not 153cm. It's depressing to see your lil sis and your cousin (who is 10 years old) be slightly taller, specially the latter, since she's not done growing.

So if Araragi is 17 that would make him a millennial

Midget tier. You were given a tough battle friend, may you prevail.

Yes, he would be a millennial like me

t. born in 1996

Interesting. I'll have to be on the lookout for the type of phones Shaft chooses in the future.

And what I quoted is in the same fucking wikipedia article you stupid zoomer

You're a zoomer.

Did he suddenly shrink? Also 5' 7" isn't even what's considered tall.

That height is on the higher half of heights in his locality, he's an asian.

its okay fellas theres no real cut off, it blends in as some millennials act like zoomers and vice versa in the same way some millennials act like genxers and vice versa

For a middle school Japanese girl it is absolutely tall, did you forget about this itty bitty thing called context?

He's trying his very best to deny the fact that he's both king of the manlets and king of the zoomers.
Kek!

I really don't get why someone wouldn't want to just claim the newer generation, claim their youth. I've never heard of someone who wants to be a millennial either.