M-my voice?!

perform breast enlargement surgery

Imagine claiming to find women attractive

Men find females attractive in the sense they want to fuck them, not to become female themselves. You sound like someone pretending to be a man on imageboard.

Yuri.

Find homeboy and help him lose his virginity

Imagine claiming to find women attractive and then giving up the chance to always being able to look at one whenever you want

This sounds like coming from someone with a severe AGP and porn addiction. Bet you wants to be a lesbian as well, lmao.

What would a girl say when asked about the first thing she would do in a male body?

Fuck off weirdo

that's a cope, because when you look at a woman, let's say your last girlfriend, you didn't say "Eww, not interested. But that fat ugly bitch over there, she wants me to fuck her, that is attractive to me"
attractiveness has nothing to do with the ability to fuck a person, just visual appeal

AGP thread

You need to work on your reading comprehension. I never said anything about ability to fuck ugly bitches. I meant desire to fuck females you like. That's what female attractiveness mean to men. When a guy goes like, "wow what a beautiful woman" that doesn't mean he wants to become like her. It means he wants to stuff her holes.

fpbp
thank god someone reasonable found the thread first and not one the tranny-obsessed chuds that infest this board lately

I never said to fuck, I only said to fuck

you make no sense, but that's expected considering you're just projecting

that doesn't mean he wants to become like her.

neither did I you dumbass, that is just your tranny infested mind imaging things. Remember my original comment, I said that when you magically become a woman, you can look at a woman all the time. I never said "you can be a woman all the time", major difference. But in your tranny coping mind you only think about wanting to be a woman when you get transformed into one.

>I never said to fuck, I only said to fuck

Right, the ability to fuck a ugly cunt and desire to fuck a cute female is not same, retard.

said that when you magically become a woman

I never said "you can be a woman all the time"

Total retard moment. When you become a woman, you're a woman all the time. It doesn't matter how you try to interpret your tranny delusions just to fit in among men. You'll never be a woman, btw. Kill yourself.

Find the ugliest dirtiest fattest bastard and suck him off.

Forgot to add a point.

you can look at a woman all the time

giving up the chance to always being able to look at one whenever you want

There's no chance to give up. You can literally look at all the women you want as a man. There's no need to become a woman just for that. Fucking idiot.

Well hello, baby.

Yes but men are gross and I don't like being gross.

Open a jar

You are obsessed, get help.

I'll get help once you fuck off to your containment board.

After masturbating, I'd really appreciate the opportunity to retake school and actually put a bit of effort into studying, to get into a good university and meet actually civilized people, and maybe find a job that isn't pure torture and misery.

This is the creature that was calling men gay for not wanting to become women.

let's say your last girlfriend

pinch myself and count my fingers to make sure I’m not just dreaming again, then cry tears of happiness because God has finally freed me from repperhell. I’d be able to just bask in the glow of real happiness and freedom from the disgusting man-husk for the first time since I was like 12.
after that I’d probably uncover my mirror so I could do poses in front of it and play with my hair for a while just to take in my new body. then maybe I’d take a stroll through the woods outside my cabin like I normally do to clear my head, but now I can actually enjoy my own body being in the beautiful natural world around me without the degree of disassociation I have to maintain 24/7 to avoid wanting to rip my skin off. I’d sit by the creek I normally sit by and be happy that my body doesn’t feel like it’s the wrong size when I sit down anymore. after a while of just experiencing what it feels like to be in my new body I’d go inside and cook a tasty roast or something to celebrate, I’d cut out the usual vodka-lemonade cause I wanna experience my new life unadulterated.
doing all the chores I normally do seems like it would be really fun, I’d have to see if my chickens recognize me or if I’d have to win their favor all over again by letting them eat dried soldierfly larvae out of my small female hands. my cat would probably be scared at first but I could probably warm her up to the new me pretty fast.

You're not supposed to freely express opinions like these. You know and I know the people here will eat you alive for saying this.

I don’t own any women’s clothing but I wouldn’t really care if I had to wear guy clothes for a while, clothing is kinda the least important part to me. maybe I’d sew a shoddy dress from a bedsheet or order cool stuff to wear online just for the heck of it. I guess it would be a missed opportunity not to wear all the cute outfits I’ve always wished I could try out.
I could probably go the first couple weeks without having to justify my new existence to society since I work remotely and have enough supplies to last that long without going into town, but eventually I’d have to figure out how to create a new identity and all that. my parents check on me semi-regularly and I could definitely convince them that I’m me and (while acting distraught and hiding how ecstatic I am ofc) have them help me out. I could try going the classic fake amnesia route and pretend like I’m some random Jane Doe with no memory of who I am, but idk how that would hold up to a DNA test. I think the way to go would either be checking into a hospital for novel GenderBenderitis and hoping they don’t cut me open or just pretending to be a really convincing transsexual and hope nobody cares enough to look into it.

I would go into tranny subreddits and claim that that hrt is working and encourage trannies to kill themselves even faster

I just post this webm from the TSF anime

Gape as often and as hard as I can
I would put siswet to shame

I just needed to get it out after I saw this thread sorry. it should be obvious from my post that I’m not a tranny so I dunno why people would get mad. if anything at least my posts were less boring than the banal “durr I would jerk off” grossness itt
realistically this is the only anime character I’m gonna turn into in this life desu, that’s sad
I can probably make myself stay alive a few more years though, and hanging is a grotesque method I definitely won’t leave that way

oops 1st reply was meant for you sorry

[x] rape the maids

Have you considered seeking mental help, preferably not from a female psychiatrist with an agenda?

Let bro hit

”””help”””

yeah no thanks
when I was a kid I was a little too honest with my parents and they freaked out and took me to a jewchiatrist and that evil kike bitch just fried my soul with SSRIs
yeah I care a lot about what could have been, so much so that it will probably kill me, but at least I’ll die with the capacity to care

Notice how I said not to go to a female psychiatrist? That's why.

First thing first I do what this wise anon said after that comes the mental breakdown as I must know figure out a way to telly parents that I live with that I've changed magically changed gender and that I am not some crazy bitch who is pretending to be their son. and I haven't even got to my job yet! christ this would be so fucking annoying

what the fuck happened while I was writing that

I need a coffee

Start a successful online career as a lesbian streamer
Find a hot gf to be a bratty sub to