Do you remembah?
Do you remembah?
The 21st night of September
I remember, don't worry. How could I ever forget?
Why would Araki draw this?
Was Jolyne the best Jojo?
and in the end that one anon that teased us with the Jolyne x Emporio animation never showed up again
Truly the darkest timeline...
Read parts 1-3, then watch parts 4-5, and then read parts 6-7, imaginate part 8, and then read part 9
I can confirm it exist but I never saved it
He posted it here and on moe. I'm not a Anon Babblefag so I don't really care, but you should be able to find it.
Make sure to think about DIO
I totally forgot about that
How would you create part 4 without Joseph cheating? It has to be set in morioh 1999 with someone with the joestar blood. Remember part 3 takes place in the late 1980s
In a better timeline Magenta Magenta won and the series followed his descendants instead.
The only way that'd be possible is to either have Holly cheat or pull a Part 8/9 and have Joseph have a 2nd (legitimate) kid.
DIO. 3 letters. 3 is a prime number. Just as prime numbers are indivisible, Dio's will too, cannot be broken.
Giorno's barely younger than Josuke.
Araki had the right idea in the SBRverse by including siblings for Joestars, so if he ever wanted to, he could go back and introduce a new Joestar without any shenanigans.
I wouldn't. It made complete sense and gave an interesting edge to Joseph, Josuke and their relationship.
Johnny & Rina's daughter was probably hot as FUCK.
13 yr old protagonist is really pushing it but I suppose other shounen have done it
I'll be honest, I only read parts 1, 5 (dropped it tho), 6, 7, 8 (dropped it tho) and currently in 9
and part 9 has the best group of these
We all know who OUR HEROES are, but who's YOUR PERSONAL HERO
Hard Mode: No DB Anon
Only for Araki to completely contradict Holly's placement in Jojolion.
And then he gave Joseph and extra daughter anyways...
I don't like their relationship. It mostly centers on Josuke thinking Joseph is a doddering old fool and Joseph has to prove himself by saving Shizuka.
It's pretty funny because Araki had all fucking year to plan that out and he still fumbled by saying that Holly was Joseph's ONE daughter kek.
Joseph cheating is in-character
speedwagon foundation protected joseph from being thrown into a japanese internment camp
The stroke got him, sadly.
It's plausible but not in or out of character since the most characterization he had regarding it was relatively tame shounen pervert.
It is a total shaft against Joseph however among many after part 2.
i like jodio more than josuke because he is white
I was gonna say holly should have a Japanese/American nationality but to be a Japanese citizen you have to revoked your previous one. Also Barbara Ann is probably in her late 50s early 60s but doesn't look like it.
Johnny...
The real heroes are our emergency responders.
I'm done. Finally. Sorry if it looks unpolished. I absolutely got to go.
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jodio more than josuke because he is white
Explain Dragona then and don't say it's a tan because tans don't look like that. They usually make you darker orange.
Good work as always, anon.
It must be found at once. Not for masturbatory reasons, but for "HOPE".
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nvm I found it and It was Just a shitpost. God dammit
Heroes? Right here.
sexo
sexo
oh yeah
Post it.
Do you think Johnny named his daughter Anne?
tfw named her lucy
Amazing work anon
Nice, it's been a nice ride..later
but you're in the SBRverse
Cute
Excellent work
Its literally just a 16 minute ytp of the anime. Nothing spicy about it
Do you think the joestar birth mark always appears because maybe eventually everyone will have one.
Kino
Thank you anon
tfw named her lucy
Heartbreaking.
Beautiful. Thank you for everything, drawfriend.
Didn't read the most Iconic part SDC
What are you doing anon?
Hontouni hontouni nante tooi mawari michi....
Arigato, DBanon
Post it regardless, if you please
have Joseph have a 2nd (legitimate) kid.
I think this could work out if you plan around it
Joseph and Suzi Q had 2 children
Holly is the oldest sibling, the 2nd child could be a younger brother of some sorts
Since Holly is the favorite child and everyone dotes on her, the younger son feels like his parents don't care for him that much
Starts doing some delinquent shit to lash out but it's rather minor stuff
One day he goes way overboard and does something pretty grave like injuring Suzi WQ which leads to Joseph throwing him out and disowning him in anger
Runs away to Japan
That and Holly getting married to a jap solidifies Joseph's anger for the Japanese
After drifting for a while he settles down in Morioh and turns his life around, becomes a respected police officer and marries Tomoko, has Josuke
Holly's brother is completely estranged from the Joestar family so Josuke doesn't know much about his father's side of the family
Most of the setting remains the same, but you could write Holly's brother to have been affected just like Josuke when Part 3 happened and actually manifested a Stand
At the beginning of Part 4, Jotaro still goes to Morioh because Joseph changes his mind about disowning his younger son, but he's too embarrassed to talk to him face to face, so Jotaro goes in his stead to figure out the inheritance stuff
And thus Part 4 begins
This could make Part 4 work better around family themes and such imo
Barbra Ann cheated
Nevermind, found it.
drive.google.com
Araki is inconsistent at depicting race and will sometimes just randomly decide to make someone look "wrong" compared to the info we have.
Mom is, going by everything we know, 1/8 Japanese and then the rest is 1/8 white American and Italian
Dad's background is unknown but is depicted with no shading on skin and fairly untextured hair
Brother is a standard-ass white boy
It's Pucci 2.0 where we have a character that just doesn't look like the ethnicity they logically should have. With Dragona you can headcanon he uses spray tan and goes for white guy dreads but it still just seems fucking weird. Anime will probably make the dad darker skinned again one day and just let people assume Jodio is a lightskin mixed race kid, and at least unlike with Pucci it won't weirdly conflict with their established storyline because of the KKK
I think she's my favorite protag.
Jolyne>Joseph>Jotaro>Josuke>Giorno>Jonathan>Johnny
One of the best alongside Johnny
Valentine's dad was pretty real
Makes sense as that's why her marriage was strained
Just give her a brother that has a stand, but its one that is mostly useless so that is why he never came on the trip to Egypt.
He won.
don't say it's a tan
It's a tan, nigga. Look at this official color cover, he's literally just more orange than Jodio like you described.
Johnny dead last
Irene's sons are the arrow verse Jodio and Dragona
Yeah, all Araki really had to do was just give Holly a younger sibling.
That being said, I'd really love to see her reaction to Josuke.
manga colours
canon, in any context, ever
avdol is fucking white on some of them anon
Cope. Dragona is a white male.
Valentine should have been a woman.
Dragona will be a woman once I'm done with her
No, it's mostly centered on Josuke's repressed daddy issues AND joseph being a senile old fool
She'd owe Johnny sex BIG TIME.
Now that I'm up to date with part 9, when do the new chapters usually drop?
Johnny's dead last
Usagi…
Do you think the anime can fix Part 8? David Pro may not be perfect but they've made some good changes to the series before while adapting it, from significant changes like Part 5's handling of the assassin team to even minor stuff like tossing in Abacchio taking a swig of wine before joining in beating the civvie or Jotaro using Star Finger a third time in the back half of SDC vs Anubis to show it wasn't just forgotten after the start.
Let's assume the following is done by default:
Dropped plot threads like Flashback man are cut and retconned stuff like Yotsuyu describing how Kira died is either corrected or slightly rewritten to work better
Higashikatas, Kei, Yasuho, etc. all get a few more small scenes peppered in the same way other Parts gave some small new lines or moments to characters
What else do you think SHOULD be done to improve JoJolion, while remaining feasible for the anime? So no total, 100% rewrites.
Usually on the 18th/19th of every month.
Like every third week of every month. Unless Araki decides it's Rohan time of course.
He shades her way darker on the pages then what it looks like here. So I guess the manga shades her darker to stand out? The other possibilty is Araki wings these colors because there usually isn't a defined color.
Meant for
I need to fuck Paisley Park while Yasuho watches
That's not the extent of their relationship at all. Josuke had complex feelings about his absentee father and that's more real than some generic wholesome slop.
Their relationship was focused on in a single arc, which was mostly about Joseph being bamboozled by a diaper salesman.
God, I love this OP.
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In decreasing order of importance:
Kei survives. I don't fucking care about your no rewrite rule, I genuinely think her death is just too miserable and senseless and undercuts the final sequence. If this absolutely cannot happen then at least give her more scenes earlier and play it up as a tragedy rather than her just ignoring Yasuho's vague warnings not realising how fucked she really is.
Tooru gets introduced earlier on at the hospital as a harmless intern who is working to assist Holly or something and the ex-BF stuff with Yasuho confirmed before the final arc
Tsurugi has the rapey bullshit cut from his intro arc and is drawn less ugly to make him more sympathetic
Joshu's final freakout is made to be clearly caused by the Calamity using him as a vector to try kill Yasuho after the equivalent exchange. The pervert angle of his motive can be left, it's really only the final incel rage meltdown that was too far.
Significantly speed up the rock insect bullshit during WoU and trim the fight down in general to be faster paced
I need to fuck Paisley Park while Yasuho watches
Yasuho can feel what her stand feels anon so she'd feel the sex too.
next chapter is on my birthday
Oh boy... Araki can you gift me a MMQ stand please?
So no total, 100% rewrites
can't be fixed
That's boring as hell.
True, I just wish it was more explored in the part personally as Joseph gets sidelined pretty quick.
part 8 would legitimately be a financial risk to animate
as opposed to how exciting joseph and josuke's relationship was in existing canon where it came up like four times, with half of those being jokes about tomoko still pining for him
Sorry anon it's on the 17th this month unless you live in like Australia or Japan then it's the 18th
Do you think the anime can fix Part 8?
Not without a complete rewrite.
And? I enjoyed Josuke's thoughts on Joseph before and after his arrival.
Yep, easily top 3.
I hope Key West has a sexy stand
No. A core problem with part 8 is that the very impetus for one arc can be contradicted by the next arc. You can change flashback man to Damo but you can't change the fact that Kira was supposedly trapped in his apartment days before the story began. That's the whole reason Yasuho flees the apartment and the naked girl recognizes him and tells him about Ojiro's ability. Yet this is all contradicted by the Vitamin C flashback.
Implying your "epic Joestar drama" would be explored here too
kek. There's no room to fit in a neglected son that got banished by Joseph without coming across as hamfisted and forced. Especially to never bring them up during Part 3. It made more sense and added a nice dosage of reality that Josuke came from an affair Joseph forgot about. You know how Araki writes men, not having a perfectly able son in the mix when Holly AND Josuke was about to die is dogshit.
Flashback man should be changed to Yotsuyu or even Karera rather than Damo
I feel like this reread and anon's reactions has really solidified for me the main issues with JoJolion are just:
Dropped/retconned shit
Weirdly high amount of rapey content
Rai fucking sucks and basically demotes Yasuho as main brojo until he dies
WoU arc takes too long and Tooru isn't executed well
Tsurugi is an ugly rape goblin and Holly+Kei tend to be more sympathetic than any of the Higashikatas are besides maybe Kaato and Norisuke
You can't really fix most of that. You can maybe make the Higashikatas more well-rounded, do Tooru better, and cut the retconned stuff but I feel like people would still hate Rai taking over as main partner or how the Part ends on an overly long remote stand fight and Josuke ditching Holly after Kei gets splattered
Yeah I think Part 8 is just too inconsistent to fix without a major rewrite. You can't just cut the obvious problems like Flashback man or plot hooks that go nowhere like Karera returning, you HAVE to completely overhaul a large chunk of it to make a story that actually progresses logically.
muh retcons
Rai, Jodio, and Paco should be in a fighting game
I....I can't refute this...
Not even Hamon Beat defends the photograph clusterfuck or Yotsuyu stuff.
First half of Part 8 is just a god damn mess that all gets detonated by the Vitamin C arc contradicting most of it.
Paco definitely earned a spot in a future jojo fighting game or ASBr DLC
There will never be another Jojo fighting game that isn't mobileslop.
THE WORLD is still the coolest stand.
There will be another Jojo fighting game that isn't mobileslop.
Am I crazy or did the Paper Moon King evolution teasing also go nowhere
On one hand
Rock humans can't feel comradery or care about anyone, they're parasites that infiltrate human society and leach off of it. A rock human could care much less if another rock human dies, much less a normal human
Charming Man how shown a lot of care for his brother and even put his life on the line to save Usagi out of respect, two entirely un-rock like trains
On the other
Charming man's skin condition matches Rock human traits 1 to 1, he comes from an entire village of people like him that also has animals like him
Is he the one good Rigger in the world, or is he just something adjacent to the rock humans? Or is he just playing the entire Iko Iko group for fools and he's going to backstab them when he can?
...after King Crimson, of course.
We need more Jojo games that are mobileslop.
Paper Moon King evolution teasing
What teasing
There will never be another Jojo game that isn't arena fighterslop.
David pro isn't doing shit since part 8 isn't finical lucrative as parts 3 and 5. The only changes they'll make is cutting stuff to save costs. It's also unfortunately for David pro the longest part so while they will probably adapt it won't be pretty.
Explain how King Crimson works right now or be banned for all time
this
Part 8 was absolute kino from start to finish, the only criticisms were from waifufags crying about their goonfuel's lack of relevance which isn't even criticism but mewling from morons. totally illegitimate.
It just works™.
There are a few legitimate criticisms of Jojolion but like 90% of it is people just complaining that the plot didn't go where they wanted it to go and that the things they perceived as foreshadowing weren't actually foreshadowing. It's "I thought Josuke was gonna time travel and save himself" from part 4 but on a massive scale.
watch part 4
No.
Obliterates time for ten seconds, leaving everyone else to blindly follow their fated path. Diavolo can't interact with things while time is obliterated, but he also can't be interacted with. He uses epitaph in conjunction with this ability, allowing him to avoid fatal blows and put himself in an advantageous position right before time resumes to catch his enemies off guard.
Or something like that.
Morioh Riggers and Hawaii Riggas diverged evolution-wise long ago
You're just really stupid and probably a speedreader then, because you seem to have missed that 100% of Jojolion's plot points were retconned.
Part 8 is literally flawless I love JoJoLion
Josuke was gonna time travel and save himself
This is just true. There's a reason Morioh needed to be rebooted to be good.
Why did part 8 finale have a random scene with WoU and Boo from monsters inc?
Why don't the jojolads just place NR's rain in super soakers?
I could fix Gwess
Today will likely be the last thread until the next Jojolands chapter, so you guys might as well get this over with in here.
Go ahead and list all your criticisms and inconsistencies with JJL and we'll (Yes, ALL of us) debate which ones actually hold water.
good scans
competent translation
censored names
I hate it
I would have actually bought the viz volumes if they didn't use the cuck names
You have the pasta that goes up to Rai talking about investigating Jobbin.
Josuke is a very unrealized character with seemingly one real bond in the entire world. This is very jarring after coming off Johnny fucking Joestar
The narrative constantly contradicts itself over and over, which would be fine if several plot points weren't entirely dropped and several characters just became completely irrelevant
Why did the fight with Daiya happen? What was the point of Kaera? Why did Kei disappear from the narrative completely after born this way? Who was the flashback man? etc etc etc.
Ever characters that get focused got the short end of the stick. Any positive aspects of Joshu's character completely disappeared in Wonder of U, he just went from watching his brother murder his father and then get his throat fucking slit and bleeding out in the ground to have an incel sperg rage moment at Yasho for basically no reason. Speaking of Jobin, he got constant attention and even some very good fights only to be a largely worthless manchild who died like a bitch, completely tossed aside after all that menace and intrigue. The less said about Rei the better
The only characters that were actually handled well were Yasho, and to a lesser extent, Norisuke
Can you imagine if Part 4 released today.
Why did they build up Angelo so much just to retcon his importance?
Joseph having an affair is a retcon there were no hints he might do something like that
Araki had to introduce multiple arrows because he wrote himself into a hole after they recovered the first one.
Why didn't Josuke go back in time like he was obviously supposed to?
Kira comes out of nowhere because Araki forgot to include a plot
Koichi never learns the full potential of Act 3, bad writing why even introduce it then
They spend so much time trying to beat Kira but in the end he dies to a random accident, which is bad writing meaning they went through all that for nothing?
They never tell Shigechi's parents what happened to him? Unresolved plot thread.
Shizuka never appears again when she was obviously supposed to be important? Dropped plot point.
I heard someone was tweaking the Viz releases to have the non-localized names, but I'm not sure how the progress on that is going.
lands fucking sucks araki should've quit after JJL Joshu is the absolute peak and everything else he's made is a massive disappointment in comparison to godkingemperor Joshu
Kei's irrelevancy
Norisuke's unexplained retcon-shift from evil to good
why did Jobin opposed Tsurugi, Yasuho, Josuke, and Norisuke getting Rokakaka to cure Tsurugi?
when/why did Kira tell Holly and Ojiro about Rokakaka?
when/how did Karera take the group selfie if Kira never met her?
who was the phantom molester of the lone pine?
>Kira comes out of nowhere because Araki forgot to include a plot
This is true.
Milagro Man solos The Jojolands.
>Why didn't Josuke go back in time like he was obviously supposed to?
People actually bitched about that one fore years
The rest are non sense comparisons to draw
Why didn't Jousuke just politely ask WoU to cure his mother's sickness and let her go home? He seems like an amicable fellow who doesn't care much for regros despite being one.
Why did the fight with Daiya happen?
This one isn't actually hard to understand at all. Norisuke (at the time, pre any mind changing by Araki) knew Kira was connected to something that might be able to fix Tsurugi. He wanted this. He thought Josuke was amnesiac Kira, and now vulnerable. He takes him in so Daiya can pry memories out of his skull and possibly reveal what Kira knew; she's not in on this scheme, he just figures putting Josuke in charge of her will lead to her using her stand on him.
The "unexpected" part is Daiya trying to fuck him, which is why he seethes at them on the bed - but it's still technically the plan working out, so he swallows the anger and lets her continue. He drops this whole plan later when Daiya gets beaten and ends up doting on Josuke and then finds out about the riggers plus bonds with Josuke a bit.
This is all true up to Act 3 minus Angelo.
The lava rock is literally Milagro Man but it won't fuck you iver
Muh hatmaid durrr araki needs to add more kei/kyo!!!!!!! WHERES MUH HATMAID?!
Isn't a real criticism of JoJoLion btw
I still don't think Part 6 is good.
who are you quoting?
there is an anon in here who is unironically mindbroken by Kei (formally Kyo)
See:
>Kei's irrelevancy
Why did Kei disappear from the narrative completely after born this way?
Why?
Dragona is SBR Pucci
implying Jodio wouldn't figure out Milagro Man's mechanism instantly
The crew is awful and the endless endless fighting gets really old
Do you think Rai is still haunting Jousuke for failing to keep his promise?
The crew is awful
Fair. Imo, they're the weakest crew in all the parts.
endless endless fighting
This is an interesting complaint for a battle shonen.
Reminder, criticism is
The buildup to Go Beyond isn't good, the writing isn't that great for it
or
I feel like Josuke's development for Go Beyond comes out of nowhere
or even
I don't like how Yasuho has no agency in a life or death situation
What you retards do though, and pretend is "criticism" is
GO BEYOND MAKES NO SENSE BRUH WHAT??? A NEW ABILITY? IS THIS THE BUBBLE'S ABILITY? ERRMMMM THE BUBBLE CAN DO THAT?
KEK WHAT'S THE MATTER JJLFAGS, CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE CRITIQUE!?
KEK, GIORNO'S REQUIEM POWER UP WAS FAR SUPERIOR TO THIS
OH FARNSWORRRRRTH!!!!
UM EXCUSE ME??? BUT (thing that was explained last chapter) VERY CLEARLY WASN'T EXPLAINED AND THUS MAKES NO SENSE
JOJOLION IS VERY CLEARLY NOT THAT GOOD, SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU DUMMIES, KEK (did I do good /dbs/?)
So no, we don't take your "criticism" seriously.
I'm an incel that hates women, minorities and small animals
uh huh...
Though I actually do believe that Part 6 should have had more downtime to show the crew bonding.
JJLfag sperging out over strawmen
The usual.
why he can't just admit araki made some mistakes ?
literally Josefumi birthmark got removed later
Flashback man
Yotsuyu's entire speech about Kira's death is wrong
Kira was in his apartment for days under threat and then continued on as normal after escaping as per Vitamin C
Karera is flat-out wrong about knowing Josefumi and Kira and the photo and the plant in the apartment which also kinda fucks up the above further
All the bullshit about rock humans having no emotions and their life cycle when there's best friend twin ones and another who was legitimately in love with a woman
Also the early rock human life cycle stuff gets contradicted by the Tooru wasp flashback and their hibernation stuff is soft-dropped from the plot when it would presumably be highly relevant to the hospital crew's cover stories
Holly's lab makes no sense with everything we know about how the rokakaka get into Morioh and the rock human crew operate. It is simply never explained how the fuck she has one
Also her disease gets retconned from missing organ parts to a rock growth moving around her body
Flashforward is either the worst example of a dropped plotpoint in the manga or Araki massively fumbling depicting a flashback leading into a flashforward
Wall Eyes and Bite Marks seem to be possibly related to Johnny accidentally make a devil's palm with his death except the corpse was retrieved and this is never really addressed so they're just kind of inexplicable even when Lucy showing up in RGG gave a perfect chance to explain it
Yasuho's backstory is contingent on her just having amnesia for no reason even when the rock bug could have been used to explain why she just forget so much of it. Also Paisley Park goes from a recent awakening to something she has had since childhood even though she was an unremarkable kid with no stand having ancestors as far as we know.
12
trying too hard
Go Beyond does make no sense though.
why he can't just admit araki made some mistakes ?
He has, althoughever.
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There is literally a separate thread up right now just for bitching about Jojolion. Go have this stupid falseflag "debate" over there Jojolion truly ruined the entire series, today is the final day of the storytime, everyone should be celebrating the good times, and instead they're throwing the laziest of JJL baits at each other.
And finally:
Go Beyond is a blatant asspull given there is 0 indication Josuke has been firing off invisible giga-destructive bubbles every time he fires any the whole part even when fighting in enclosed spaces
Wonder of You has real issues with consistency. Some of it can be written off as Tooru lying (if you see my face YOU DIEEEEE) but other stuff just doesn't make much sense like the rules for what count as pursuit or seeing the stand's back.
The narrative literally says Josuke can use GB to break all curses and then he has nothing to do with Tsurugi getting cured and doesn't cure Holy
SBRverse villains have had the OGs stand. So I doubt it I think it's likely he just has a tan and I'll keep thinking so until we get baby photos
The best ship is still Pucci/Jolyne btw.
It's funny that Charming Man's brother is always shown with the helmet
I don't know if Araki wants to keep his appearance a mystery so he can pull a surprise later or he just hasn't decided on a design for him yet
Yasuho and Dragona
I won't dispute this, but I do think C-Moon onwards is the best ending any jojo part has gotten
This is the my biggest reason part 6 isn't one of my favorites even if it has the climax and a great Jojo. The only other reason is it has some of pretty weak stand fights throughout. I like Part 9's side cast more even with having spent less time spent with them so far and worse designs.
Jodio wouldn't have bothered to try to figure out the mystery or anything, as soon as he heard about the Rokakaka, he would have tracked down the fruit with his gang, rocked Jobin's shit, and steal an entire crop of it
Tooru would have lost his mind, being completely incapable of finding who did this since and they would sell the fruit to some rich asshole for billions
The spin Josuke...
Yeah but this is Jodio before he loses all his personality.
jolyne would never date a shitalian
Jojolion still making up most of the discussion
Anon that's called character development silly
Go back to your alternate timeline, this is the based world where part 9 will continue to improve until it's in the top 3 parts.
can't get over that one anon pointing out when weather report died and ermes got upset that they literally never had a 1 on 1 conversation prior to that
Yeah because Romeo was an English name?
it legit mind broke anyone who had been following it for at least a few years and cared about it
Emporio lost all 3 of his weed smoking girl friends
uh member when the money likers liked money... and uh hopefully rohan comes back and uh... what else is there landsbros? horny posting about the fatty? autist shitflinging over the tanned white guy crossdresser being called trans or black by xitter?
JoJolion killed jojo hype, jojo threads, it killed everything
kek
no counter-argument yet
Classic
How each member would spend their billions, whether or not the crew winning here would be good for the story, what's the deal with the lava rock, etc.
Araki really did keep spitting up the cast so they had minimal interaction with each other and what interactions were left happened during fights.
'JoJoLion'...Is a story about 'tanking' a 'franchise'...
Josuke finally sa-
return of the rock hu-
I got nothing.
Most of what we think of the end of part 6 is headcanon. It really should've gotten a epilogue
'JoJoLion'...Is a story about 'tanking' a 'franchise'...
no, that was part 6
Future anon tell me who dies
That's where you're wrong, chum.
YASUHO WHOREEEE
Pucci is black
She wanted Weza's dick
Anasui is Italian coded
Wes Bluemarine mogs Jodio to death
Friendly reminder that Pucci needed to have 0 sexual attachments for the heaven plan to work, if Jorin popped his cherry the entire would crumble
I mean you're right since Jojolands isn't set in some fictional setting or has a mystery plot so it's hard to make interesting theory's to discuss. Alongside that stands lead to minimal loser shounen power leveling discussions and Jojo isn't known for it's women so barely any waifu posting either. I bet you most parts if they were coming out now would also have minimal discussion. Part 8 was unique in that it was a mystery plot so it lead to a lot of theories. Once jojolands is complete it will be discussed to the same extent as the other parts.
My favorite page from the storytime, I had completely forgotten how hard the anime RUINED this
Cope.
Every popular male love interest she has is Italian.
What was the anime equivalent?
I like the
Lisa Lisa has a second son who leads to Giorno
idea too
In the Jojo verse Italians quite literally are genetically superior and that's why keep being pivotal character.
The part 4 anime looked a lot less "bombastic" for lack of a better word. Lots of good pages/panels look really dull there. They nailed the daga kotowaru though.
In the Jojo verse
Part 4 anime was a disgrace. Hopefully we get a better remake in 20 years.
You won't. David Pro is the only studio willing to put up with Jojo even when they made this shit at a net loss. Best you'll get is merch and scene recreations through games and shit.
I think people, rightfully, focus too much on the problems with the narrative structure of JJL and ignore the problems with the smaller arcs
Wastes of time and pages
California King Bed, Born this Way, and Love Love Deluxe, are complete wastes of pages two out of these 3 arcs add NOTHING to the story and only work as meaningless action gatekeeping the next plot progression instead of building towards it, and the one that actually holds plot relevance (born this way) still ends up amounting to nothing for reasons everyone knows.
Other arcs who's fights drag on for too long without actually adding something meaningful are PMK, Shakedown Road, and Aisho's fight, these technically move the plot forward but the fight is entirely disconnected from said progression
Boring action
On top of that the spectacle in Jojolion is quite lacking for the most part, so you can't even enjoy it with your brain turned off.
We already know about all the automatic stand slop, but the worst example of this is Blue Hawaii.
This fight feels like Araki struggled to write his own power system specifically created as a soft power set of rules to allow him to draw basically any situation at all.
Josuke needs to forget about his stand for this fight to even work, it legit feels like the less bizarre fight in all of Jojo.
Not only that but Josuke lacks moments were he is allowed to showcase guts and creativity with his stand, his plunder ability either is so broken a single bubble wins the fight or forgets about it altogether and is mostly helpless until Yasuho saves his ass.
The one moment he actually did something creative and cool as in Ozone baby
Poorly crafted conflict
After the first half Jojolion's conflict just stops working...
Josuke wants to save Holly and at first this is presented as him needing Rokakakas to pay for her treatment, then the new Rokakaka is introduced and now he just wants to find that ignoring Holly's treatment completely
1/2
Italians fell off hard after the Renaissance desu
the only parts that may get remakes by other studios are 3 and 5.
Eh, personally I really like Giorno being DIO's son that inherited the best qualities of both Jonathan and DIO. As was said many times before, early Giorno was really damn good and I wish we could've gotten more of him in VA.
This thread is one of countless cases why Jojo fans can't do better than the shit they're criticizing. Giorno being Elizabeth's grandson is boring as fuck and would create am even blander character. Him being the unexpected son of DIO is the only concept that works.
The whole Hunt for the new Rokakaka exists because apparently the characters also read the manga and could read Damo's inner monologue before he died.
And the damn thing wouldn't even work under normal conditions, the new Rokakaka does almost the exact same thing the wall eyes do, Josuke and Jobin would still need to sacrifice someone to save Tsurugi or Holly.
Also... There's absolutely no reason for Jobin to antagonize Josuke at all, not even because of him killing the rock humans that explicitly went against him and his entire family... Twice.
There's also no reason for Rai to destroy the Rokakakas in the lab and not take a couple for himself, the fruit is not inherently evil or something and with some of those he would have been able to at least pay for Holly's treatment... Or maybe not because apparently Kei was taking care of her the entire time?
The fights again Wu and Tooru are also completely meaningless because they happen thanks to Rai's mental retardation believing the branch is in another place, forcing us the readers to read two whole fights we know are stupid and won't get us anywhere (it would have been better to keep Jobin's Win in ozone baby a secret to the reader to at least make us believe we are actually moving towards the branch)
Overall even if Jojolion had a decently crafted plot there's a lot of bad execution here to make it even enjoyable
I often find myself thinking about Jolyne's clitoris, I can't help myself.
Perfectly picturing the hood over that small and perky beam, she must be pretty sensitive in the area between the hood and above her clit.
When I think about this my tongue starts moving on it's own inside my mouth, she must be shaved don't there and her low cut pants should give her nice ventilation so her pelvic area might not get too sweaty, I wonder how it would taste...
Johnny didn't marry Lucy
I'll never not be mad.
I often find myself thinking about Jolyne's clitoris, I can't help myself.
Rina won, Lucykek.
because he knew too much and he already killed his importing crew along with the three doctors
Bean*
Down there*
Sorry, too horny to write...
I was writing up a game idea but it got too long so I'll just say there should be a JOJO game like 7SU but about Bloodlines instead of just a single self insert character.
Johnny wasn't going to cuck his homeboy, Steven Steel.
What's with all the bowl cuts?
Why would anyone imagine the best part?
Anasui...
Imagine other parts but with Jodio as the MC instead.
For SBR, he ironically hard counters Gyro's character development, because Ringo wouldn't be able to shoot him during True Man's World.
Joshu became an internationally famous fashion model after Part 8
They're just copying him
In no particular order
Blue hawaii, doobie wah, and born this way shouldnt get more than 1 episode each
Cut the first rock insect fight in WoU down substantially
More josuke and yasuho slice of life scenes
Show tooru in the hospital taking care of holly when josuke first goes there
Show toorus hornet backstory alongside the first rock human explanation (without specifying tooru is a rock human of course)
Cut all scenes of tsurugi being creepy
Cut/change any scene that has norisuke or daiya plotting against josuke
Make jobins death more obvious
Make Doctor Wu's death more satisfying
Tone down joshus incel rage at the end
I made the list keeping the most likely low budget in mind, Part 8 can be made alot more enjoyable with minor cuts and additions, but the bad writing is unavoidable
Jodio traps Dio in November Rain until the sun comes up
Phantom Blood -END-
Stardust Crusaders, Vento Aureo, Stone Ocean -SKIPPED-
Remember how the higashikatas were going to go to Hawaii? Well eventually they did and Joshu was found so fascinating and lovable by the local female populace that the men started to adopt his hair style in hopes of copying his success. This then morphed into a wider trend amongst Hawaiian men as it spread which has lasted till this day.
Don't let the final thread distract you from the fact that Johnny Joestar is a deadbeat and his wife worked to the bone to support him and his child.
Is he? I missed that day of the dump.
Anon, a deadbeat would be someone who completely abandoned their child. Johnny was working as a fruit importer and teaching horseback riding.
Valentine won the spiritual victory
This doesn't make sense... Johnny was able to take care of the family during his wife's sickness.
... in a cringe universe
got cucked by a 14-year-old girl
Valentine is unironically the most pathetic villain.
I really, really, really want to have sex with Key West
DIO, the most entertaining, memorable, and iconic character Araki ever wrote, hero or villain. The legacy of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is DIO.
Valentine is unironically the most pathetic villain.
Eh, I'd say that goes to Pucci. Imagine begging an 11-year-old brat to not kill you kek.
Dio, the most entertaining, memorable, and iconic character Araki ever wrote, hero or villain. The legacy of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is Dio.
*ftfy
Y-YAMERO EMPORIO-DONO AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KWAFB.
They still top the guy introduced cowering under a bedsheet.
He's just wearing an oversized hoodie.
From least to most retarded (imo):
Joseph had an unmentioned son (with Suzi) alongside Holly
George I had an unmentioned brother
Jotaro had an unmentioned younger brother (Sadao brought him with him on vacation during SDC and Sadao had to stay wherever he was because the brother wasn't fit to travel)
one of the male Joestars was raped in his sleep and didn't even realize that his Joestar seed was pilfered
Lisa Lisa was pregnant with a second child when George died and she went off the grid, but she couldn't just go back to Erina and give the baby to her because that would be too awkward so she gave it to someone else
One of the Joestars donated blood, and suddenly a bunch of people started noticing star markings on their backs after receiving blood transfusions
charmingman cant investigate howler's land without the feds stopping him
his jobbers so far have been a cop, a lawyer, a firefighter, an "agent" (likely FBI), and a loli who sends people to the hospital (paramedics and doctors)
there are currently a shit load of firefighters and cops coming to his boat
he doesnt even remember hiring the current 3 jobbers
bros... what does it all mean?
His rock obviously supplied his henchmen without having to lift a finger. Maybe Key has connections to another faction aware of mechanisms but the rest is dumb luck.
Pucci kwabbed hard but Valentine was literally crying.
He might be a cousin species to riggers.
There's an entire silicon-based tree of life, so having two types of riggers isn't so unbelievable.
Maybe tropical riggers aren't sociopathic like temperate riggers are.
WoU can't do shit to Jodio because he doesn't give a fuck about Tooru or pursuing him
Kek, I forgot about that. Valentine takes the cake, for sure.
she cried for jorin, silly anon
he doesnt even remember hiring the current 3 jobbers
I interpreted this as a comment on how spoiled he is. Like some assistant hires everyone when he throws a tantrum. Although no assistant has been shown so far.
Part 5 goes completely differently because Jodio is totally cool with selling drugs to minors.
Is this the most evil thing a Jojo villain has ever done?
Now that the dust has settled, why did SBR have so many emojis?
Araki got a new phone and thought emojis were neat.
Bruno would murder him.
He would try.
But November Rain is one of the top 7 strongest stands.
stone free thinks she's on the team :skull:
What's questionable about it?
OUR HEROES . . . and D4C
is that giorno? an NPC? Jodio without his usual getup? i cant tell
Crazy Diamond sisters...
top 7 strongest stands.
What are the rest?
i keep KWABing to this quote and tearing up after the recent story time. always look toward the stars anons. i hope to see most of you in the part 9 chapter dumps moving forward
Glory Days was able to get through it eventually so I think this is implying a upgrade is coming one day. Let's just hope it's earned
that is the difference between a real hero and a irremediable villain.
this one simple fact kills the "pucci is le gay priest" shitposters
My heroine? SEES THE STARS
Single most bizarre moment in the series?
i keep KWABing to this quote
Why? What's funny about it?
You posted it. Nothing can beat
Rainbows are embedded with subliminal messages that force organics to change and morph according to what's inscribed, and that's how people turned into literal snails.
HNNNNNNN
the only parts that may get remakes by other studios are 3 and 5.
Why? What's special about them?
Underworld
Why is that your favorite page?
In my headcanon, Go Beyond came from WoU forcing a calamity (in the form of an asspull) so Rai would die immediately
baby toru raping the wasps
DIO is very divisible with a bit of Pluck
And masturbates to them!
I think this is the panel that makes the least sense out of context.
Rods and Heavy Weather are up there
Rock Insects
SCR's Stand virus
japan is obsessed with those two parts.
he's the white aryan bvll i was warned about
Jodio is a lightskin mixed race kid
canon btw, and yes, he CAN and DOES say "it"
SCR's Stand virus
Silver Chariot Requiem switching souls?
More than that, weird little Stand-like creatures started to break out of people. It was never explained beyond Polnareff freaking out a little.
Made this edit a while back. I know it's nothing compared to an animation but I hope you like it.
Take this one too. Could never decide which of these two edits was better.
Jolyne's callback to this in Stone Ocean was great.
Anasui using Diver Down to somehow disguise a random civilian as himself, including wig and clothing. It makes zero sense.
Anasui has THE stand to do that
Makes zero sense
Anon...
To do what, motherfucker? Create a wig out of nothing?
To create a wig out of
There's a perfectly good human body with extremities to use in that image.
Okay, so why didn't he turn a rock into an M16 and shoot Pucci?
People be like "Johnny marry Lucy" and ignore
She was 14
She was literally legally already someone else's wife
Johnny is not a retard
I guess it can be explain that Holly was his only child at this period of time
What direction do you want part 9 to go?
50 chapters
Steven wanted Lucy to be happy with another man. He didn't see her as a wife but as closer to a daughter.
He would've let Lucy marry Johnny (who was only 19, keep in mind) if she wanted to.
Dragona has revitiligo just like Pucci.
It's so funny the anime made the civvie black as the cherry on top
No answer other than complexity. Which a wig would be complexity from amount of parts. 100k+ hairs versus a weapon which is complexity in moving parts to get right. Why didn't Anasui store energy in a length of steel wire and bisect C-moon with the released swing?
Doesn't matter, she is still 14 and Johnny is 19 in SBR
Lucy spent the last years of her life riding Fumi whether he wanted her too or not.
gonna be honest i missed part 6 story time and dont remember shit from the anime, what does diver down do again? i remember it gave weather report a leg
There is literally no reason for any Stand user, or any rich guy in general, to not have an army of rock animals or Stand using animals around. Those are arguably more dangerous than any average Stand user, especially rock animals
let you store kinetic energy in an object and release it until it got Farnsworthed into letting you phase through objects and also deconstruct and reconstruct anything as you please
It was some looney tunes shit ok
Probably the most straightforward ability in part 6, he literally dive into things and freely do shit under
Stand animals exist and yet stands aren't common knowledge. Like you'd think any biologist would be like huh how the the fuck is this cat doing this shit?
Literally one of my biggest question about SBRverse. We are way past the point of Stand being a le secret club thing, literally kid at school are now just sharing their Stands and teach each other about how it work
Even the fucking billionaire have Stands, even the local firefighter have Stand. So like, is Stand still a secret thing or do people just know about it and treat it like a normal everyday thing?
Were these Charming Man's pet cats or what I didn't understand this
Supposed to
But the wild thing is that Cat Size is referred to as a native SPECIES of Hawaii, not individual. So Hawaii just have a whole species of cat with that same wiring ability, like they just can do that, every single one of them
And, as anticlimactic as the manga itself, the Power Ranking is done, thank you all for participating on these threads alongside me, it's been a blast.
I feel like I'm forgetting something, so feel free to give your feedback, I might upgrade it later.
I fucking hate this part so much I don't even have an analogy to describe my spite.
If this website is still up when part 9 ends we should do this again
HOLY
FUCKING
BASED
I will have to reply to this again later once I wake up. As I live and fucking breathe.
Thanks for finishing
Their popularity and status.
sacadas de culo
Calamidad
FARNS & WORTH (and dog)
STROKEhiko Araki (new editor)
nice work, anon. thanks for the laughs this storytime around :)
that hunger games edit
that fumi
covid-19
joe jolando
God dammit, good job.
Ctrl+Alt+Del is misspelled
Huh? No it's n-
Crtl
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I want more details on Joseph’s affair with Josuke’s mom.
He made such a massive impression on her that the moment she thought she saw him again (actually seeing Jotaro), she IMMEDIATELY was all over him and still clearly madly in love.
This couldn’t possibly have just been a one-night stand, Joseph must’ve romanced the fuck out of her.
Also missed opportunity for the two of them to interact in-show, though it’s understandable that Josuke would ask Joseph to not go near her.
Based
Everyone losing their shit to the snails as Pucci starts to schizobabbles about subliminal messages is imo the funniest storytime thread