Dragons do not look like this.
Dragons do not look like this
Dragons don’t exist retard they can look like whatever you want them too
Dragon here and I look like this.
That's technically not a dragon, it's more of a fertility goddess.
what does she smell like?
Good thing she is a snake.
Also Mexican gods did look like that.
FOUR HAND SPANS
Actually dragons did exist.
Some birds have gas bladders that make them buoyant for flight, which they expel upon landing.
Dragons were just a species of bird that produced a gas which ignited with oxygen. The chemicals which made the gas were corrosive so their carcasses usually dissolved.
This is why the oldest depictions of dragons just look like slightly large birds. And encounters with them were casually recorded in hunting logs. And there are written descriptions of their carcasses being untouched by other animals and almost entirely dissolving in just a few days.
Pierce Brossman's previous life right there.
I don't recognize dragons by looks, but by taste. One glass of dragon milk, please.
I want her to rub her dragon armpits on my face
Actually dragons did exist.
That's retarded but I believe it.
Yeah. They look like this.
Laugh at me for not getting thicc bitches will you?
I'm gonna have sex with YOU then!
How 'bout dem (pine)apples?
I'm gonna fuck some genderbent fat-asses gods too!
This needs an anime.
What kind of hand-span is this referring to? Is it measuring the width of one buttock, or both?
I imagine four hands lined up side by side. Also Aztecs would have been smol, like most women around 5'.
This reads like a shitpost
sex with you
You're right, this is closer to what she really looks like.
Too skinny, she needs to eat more.
See, this is a war worth fighting for, not dying for Israel.
This isn't true at all
I don't know where you got this information, but I'm willing to bet you just sat at your computer and typed out whatever bullshit came into your head with no more than two minutes of thought put into it. You had never thought about this before and probably never will again because it's just a shitpost, but you could have atleast made it believeable
Saying we are birds is just insulting. Dragons are nothing like birds beyond that they can fly. I don't even want to get into your whole "gas" argument, which is utter nonsense. What a terrible post.
It's magic I don't gotta explain shit.
Also she isn't a dragon.
They look like this!
tfw you will never be a god punishing filthy humans by giving them exactly what they wished for
Four hand spans of ass onto your face, how do you like that, mortal!
I love her
Have you seen one IRL?
It’s much easier for interacting with humans than her true form.
Ok what book is this from?
they should
London?
Also Mexican gods did look like that.
No, they didn't.
I plan to post a expanded and finished version in (but the thread is so filled with Anon Babble nonsense I might not bother), but as I previously explained here:
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The idea that Aztec or other Mesoamerican gods were light skinned is pretty definitively bullshit, though there were depictions of them with blond or golden hair (as a representation of solar associations, or simply dyed) or bearded (because the Mesoamericans simply could and did grow facial hair, particularly the elderly and rulers)
It's real, the book is "The Flower and the Scorpion", though note that Yaotl being a seperate entity from Tezcatlipoca here is a mistranslation, Yaotl is simply one of Tezcatlipoca's (many and super fucking metal) epithets and was meant to be read basically as "Tezcatlipoca, who was also known as Yaotl"
"Yaotl" basically just means "the enemy", other cool epithets were "the enemy of both sides", "to whom we are slaves", "the one who is everywhere", "the capricious one", etc, though you can translate some of those differently. As those might imply, he was a trickster god particularly associated with the fickle and omnipresent hand of fate and it's fortune/misfortune
I have read mixed things about the height of Central Mexican groups, I've seen some sources assert they were relatively short, others that rhey would have been taller then the Spanish. None of were particularly academic sources tho and I don't care enough about genetics/physiology of Prehispanic populations to dig into it deeply like I do with Mesoamerican city planning, architecture, art, politics, etc.
Some actual Aztec depictions of Feathered Serpents, though this lacks humanoid depictions of Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl aside from the one on the left, which is really what would be more relevant here
If I have time later maybe I'll add some to it
Damn, I can't believe I'm sane. Take your placebo kids.
In American measures, it's about two plane seats.
Dragons look like this.
Too long.
Lucoa it's a snake, btw