How would you act if you were isekai'd into Sakura's universe AND became a child who goes to Sakura's class?
Hard mode: You know your previous life but you lose your adult experience, so you can't groom Sakura into being your girlfriend using your plentiful dating sim experience with owmen. Would you even try to do it?
Personally, I'd rather not lose access to the Internet, because it has all my friends in it (aka Anon Babble) and all my Sakura pictures too.
I would ask her to go roller skating with me and then since it was the 90s we could play mario party together at our sleepover
This should have been yuri.
How am I supposed to compete with this?
I don't need Sakura as a gf, and even if I did it wouldn't be that hard because her standards are low (willing to jump in bed with the first foreigner she meets).
The REAL challenge and need is finding a way to turn Tomoyo straight...
But think of all the Sakura pictures you could make with her right there!
Anything your perverted mind desires, you needn't a dollar or to bother anyone other than queen Sakura!!
I was autistic, unathletic and ugly as a kid. Unless I somehow looksmaxxed after being isekai’d I don’t think I could score a Sakura gf.
You lose your adult experience
What. Do you mean that anon, aged 30, gets isekai'd back to the age of Sakura with the memories of that time? Like, only your memories of when you were 12 or whatever?
Because I have amnesia and don't have any of those memories. It would be hell mode.
can little boys her age (her male classmates age) rape? asking for a friend
Can I use clow cards to go on late night adventures?
as a kid
I had to clarify that I was an uggo autistic uncoordinated kid before I turned into a bald fat man.
No. But old balding fat ojisans can.
Oishi mode: You are a teacher in Sakura's class.
Like another anon said, I would spend my time trying to turn Tomoyo straight so she'd date me.
nah, even if the other sakura was 1/32 or 1/8 or whatever, she probably has a better sense of what other people are like
Grooming Sakura is a good thing. Her dad is also a groomer.
Depends on if I'm a girl or a boy in Sakura's class.
I would never get between Sakura and Syaoran.
This guy gets it
Sakura's universe
isekai
It's just Japan in late 90s though
her standards are low
Lmao even
She exclusively fell in love with 10/10 pretty boys in the show and not to mention that she lives with a handsome brother and a gigachad dad.
im poor as shit
tomoyo is going to be a challenge even if she wasn't sakurasexual
Would you even try to do it?
Yes. A female childhood friend would be better than the void I ended up with.
Does she care about look?
Try to befriend Sakura and hang out with her, then be the guy who makes funny commentary in the back while she goes on adventures. Being a kid in CCS would be idyllic.
Isn't she already with someone like that?
I don't believe Sakura would want a filthy gaijin pig classmate around her
It's just Japan in late 90s though
Yeah... Japan in the late 90s had THIS
Id probably start dating the teachers then, if you date a little girl thats the same age as you it isn't really shocking or exciting anymore.
>
Would you even try to do it?
Couples in the CLAMPverse are decided by fate. You literally cannot take her away from Shaoran.
Would you even try to do it?
It's impossible to compete with Syaoran.
Maybe you don't need to?
Good. I self-insert as Shaoran anyway.
This guy at least had some justification for what he did. You're just a raping a boy because the girl you like likes him instead of you.
Chinese girl who is little
be a kid in Japan in the 90s
Sounds fantastic but I'd keep in mind that adulthood in Japan sucks
I'd fuck some JKs, see some Ali Project concerts and go work somewhere in Europe
normal mode
Hugging her against her will until she learns to like it.
hard mode
I would just quietly obsess over her from a far or be completely oblivious to her charm, no in-between.
I’d reveal that Tomoyo is a lesbian and enjoy the ensuing awkward chaos