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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 17 Storytime
Time for the fun to begin.
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Here we fucking go.
It's time for one of the most kino arcs.
DI FOR SHI
9th for Ermes SEXO
MY HEROES..... and the italian, the cripple and the female
Bros... Who Shot Johnny Joestar?
...And D4C.
Here are your anime colors btw.
Gyro gave him backshots, if that counts.
I can already see anons bitching about this being confusing and nonsensical
Thanks doc.
I can live with Green Gyro and Purple Lucy, but I refuse to accept Purple Johnny.
based
Holy FUCK
I KNEEL
It's easier than King Crimson, if that counts for something.
It only feels that way because Araki changed Valentine’s power.
Valentine ga chikazuite depart no chika mo yureru
Keisan suru onna no ko kitai shiteru otoko no ko
Onegai omoi ga todoku you ni ne tottemo kokoro kometa amai no
Onegai omoi ga todoku to ii na taiketsu no hi ga kita
Chocolate dis-OP
Neither of them are hard to understand unless you're a braindead retard.
Memes aside Johnny explains exactly what happened
MY HERO... And Johnny, Gyro, Lucy, and Valentine
Where's my heroine Hot Pants?
Me.
God I want some of those fake bimbo tits on my dick.
im having sex with her
Its one of those things that Araki does that can be explained in a vacuum, but don't make sense in a larger view of the storyline.
Like Whitesnake, True Man's World, or Soft and Wet.
This guy
I can't believe Johnny fucking died AGAIN.
He came back to finish the job.
Jolyne would have been able to deflect the bullet at point blank btw
I imagine the start of this arc would be when DavidPro does their whole 'Villain interrupts the OP' schtick.
youtube.com
Jolyne is a mary sue
Wow
no tension because she is always safe and able to do everything needed even when it makes no sense
yawn
I miss Jolyne...
We are so close to part 8.
I can feel it.
That’s Giorno
I don’t think zombie horse can heal all this
don't preemptively gloat and just shoot the guy
wins
Why is this so hard to do for 99% of the cast?
That kid from the line of course.
what the fuck are those colors
Punch Ghosts are the best stand type for a reason.
blocking bullets
makes no sense
Lol
Diego..soon...
Hot Pants would instantly solve this situation
Doing what? Pushing her younger brother in Valentine's way?
she will get naked and distract everyone
You'll need Diver Down for a blow that low anon...
...Yep, that'd work on me.
Mista...
Won't work on Valentine. He likes underage girls
She's not Lucy though
wasn't one of the corpse parts the torso? when did they find it? I might have speedread a bit
*Heals Johnny*
*CREAMS all over DISCO and Valentine*
Easy win
I don't care how little sense it would make or the contrived flashback we'd see to explain it, it would be kino
I wonder if they're gonna have Valentine speak hamburger the same way they had Diavolo speak spaghetti.
Huh? What's up with these artists arguing during the thread?
With Cream Starter, there's no reason that Hot Pants couldn't turn herself into a Loli.
It's Rohan 1 2 and 3 bitching and wanking each other off
A self-admitted bitter SOfag has made it his life's mission to complain about SBR while pretending it's the people enjoying the manga who are the ones who are being annoying.
Hot Pants gets naked
Gyro's scream of shock at her lack of a penis momentarily distracts Valentine
still on this shit
Nigga, let it go.
Hi, bitter SOtist
The Wiki tells me that Axl was the first one to be shown having it.
So ostensibly either he found it, or Hot Pants did and he stole it from her.
Either way that particular part was off-screened.
DUH, MY STRAWMAN IS IN THE AUDIENCE! I JUST KNOW IT!
Kill yourself.
A JoJo fight without exposition in this point of the series is jarring honestly
Nobody's even talking about the fight
I kinda am not sure what is even happening without an extra 5 panels per page of someone expositioning about what is happening
As someone who finds gearworks, locks, and other spinny metal ticky things fun to mess with Chocolate Disco seems like a very fun stand. Maybe im just autistic tho.
i got filtered, someone spoonfeed me whats happening pleas
That's because this fight blows
It's the worst one in the whole series
Go get a power glove or duel disk, fellow autist
Its funny that she isn't even a jockey, wasn't even in the race to win, and still beat the fuck out of most of the cast in her horsemanship skills and possibly could have won the whole thing if she wanted.
Wasn't this chapter called D4C?
Yes and the last chapters were called chocolate disco despite most of the fight taking place during this chapter
Yes but...
Chocolate Disco, Part 2 (チョコレート・ディスコ その, Chokorēto Disuko Sono 2), originally True Power, Part 4 (真の力, Shin no Pawā 4) in the UJ release
It's battleship
ChocoDisco puts you in a map, and pushes the coordinates on his arm gear thing to shoot energy down at you
Chocolate Disco
Trve Power
YUP YUP! One and the same.
The fight is dogshit and only existed to separate Johnny and Gyro for a few minutes.
It has no value and isn't well made.
Disco lays out a battleship map.
If an attack is going to hit him, he can press a button on his map and redirect the attack to the square corresponding with that button.
This is why Speedwagoning is necessary.
Detective Gyro on the trail
I get it now, thanks
Weather Report would Solo SBR in a week
I wouldn't trust kids, my nephew lost his toy for weeks until I found it in his backpack
I wouldn't trust kids, they should all be executed
Gregorio...
Araki needs to stop with convoluted final battles.
Gyro isn’t panicking over Johnny because he has total faith in him that he’ll be okay
Based
he thinks this is the final battle
Boy do I have news for you...
not even done with the 2nd chapter
800+ posts
Whew.
Sadly like half of it is shitposters
It gets even better
no one's even talking about Who Shot Johnny Joestar yet
If quints, then sex with Rohan Kishibe
ARAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
josuke...
Wasted.
Koichi...
Araki...
(raughs)
SpongeBob begins
If they only laughed at the snake joke this all could have been avoided
Fuck it, sure, whatever
This shit just keeps happening
It is basically 600 posts of pure seething.
gets octuplets with Ermes
gets quints with Rohan
「FATE」 is on my side anons...
I've been really enjoying these past few volumes. You guys weren't kidding that it got better after Scary Monsters.
What a bizarre thread.
Continuing!!
Hold on tight anon. All the volumes from this one onward are nonstop quality
Maybe Part 4 was the peak of the series.
there is our priest
get hot sweaty baby-making sex forever with your wife Ermes
wasted quints on sex with that annoying faggot Rohan
I don't know if I can respect you anymore, anon...
I had to balance it out somehow
hatesex with Rohan then cuddles and pleasure with Ermes
'sex with Rohan' and 'sex with Ermes' in the same sentence
Josuke...
next time ill try getting sex with another wife (Jolyne) or husband (Weather)
OK, I forgive you, anon.
SBR haters really are just mad SOtists somehow mindbroken despite SBR having nothing to do with their part being unpopular
Quite pathetic really.
vagueposting into the atmosphere
Sad.
Looks like I hit a nerve.
partfags in general are miserable.
SO and SBR are both good, i don't see why retards feel like they need to bring one of them down over of the opinions of normalfags and nips.
Why do Steel Ball Run fags have this massive inferiority complex towards Stone Ocean now?
I don't know why SOfags are like this, but it's really sad
You're the fags who admitted you're bitter about sbr lmao
one of the shitposters who's been shitting on SBR since the first volume is a self-admitted SOfag who's incredibly bitter about SBR's popularity.
what about this random boogeyman
Huh?
SO fans will never recover after that guy desu, he ruined the long con.
i don't know why sofags enjoy all the parts
Probably because they actually like this series and aren't just reddit tourists who started at part 7.
bringing up a strawman after whining about being "strawmanned" for the entire thread
interesting.
i don't know why sofags enjoy all the parts
You have been the ones consistently ruining threads.
Some people are still pretending butthurt VAfags are a thing. It'd just be another excuse if not for him.
I only like part 7 when Lucy is the focus
simple as
ARAKI NOOO
I want to have sex with Johnny.
I do not want to have sex with Gyro.
Johnny > Gyro
Dubs of truth.