Madoka Magica

Homu love.

Pumping Devil Homura then dumping her after promising to marry her.

Devil homu is a succubus, she will milk you dry

Way to end up as her sex slave

I abandon her to gain more power.

Why?

That’s just the nature of things. All megucas are tops.

ah, Vergil.... much better than some fucking useless girl...

Time to disappear, then.

The whole multiverse is under her control anon, there’s no escape

I'm gonna run.

Sayaka Miki has confessed her love to you. What do you do?

Spray ink at her as part of my natural defence mechanism then run.

Impregnate her then DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT.

What would that be like?

Act dense for a bit then say I'm dating her friend.

I’m already taken by Kyouko sorry.

Tell her I'm married to Kirika.

I run away.

She's my wife.

Sex with Kyouko without taking responsibility.

No, mine.

Pumping and dumping Sayaka!

I didn’t make any of these posts so you’re both wrong.

Kys

Kys too. That’s my wife’s best friend.

Based.

Homura raped me.

Tatsuya…

yes please

fuck her every day untill i get bored or untill she catches my heart
whicherver happens first

Homu will die

Grab her and kiss her

She can milk me to death then take my soul and use it for whatever she wants.
I fantasize about this every day.

Be careful what you wish for anon

Contract?

I already know what I want and being close to her even as a servant is it.

Why would Homura, especially Devil Homura, let a man fuck her, let alone want to marry him?

homura did nothing wrong

some people are just going to disregard canon offhand lol

choose one
a. she is crazy
b. AI YO
c. he looks like a girl
d. the poster is a futa
e. mitama is fooling around again
f. its magius conspiracy
g. someone made a wish
h. she thinks you are madoka reborn

Because she’s a woman? They tend to do that

I can see her marrying Tatsuya in a Madoka-less timeline.

Homura doesn’t want to fuck or marry Madoka.

Why would it need to be a Madoka-less timeline?

how do you misunderstand a series this badly, is it just a complete unwillingness to accept girls liking each other or something

Why did you link your own containment thread?

I’m literally paraphrasing things said by the author and official staff.

Thread was normal until .
He posted this and then samefag replied to himself.
Either that or it’s a clique that all entered the thread at the same time.

She'd always go for Madoka but when there isn't a Madoka Tatsuya might be the one closest.

But how are the two mutually exclusive? Tatsuya would be her husband.
Madoka would be her… Madoka.
There’s no contradiction there.

Never thought about it that way but it could work.

There was nothing normal about this thread, I just made a post any actual fan would.

Why would Homura need a husband?

because without husband homura won't have kids
and without homura kids the tokime clan won't exist

Not a husband so much as grooming a replacement Madoka w

Scamdemic invaders will never be actual fans.

Every woman needs a husband.

Well, now that they all left the thread (at the same time), I guess we can resume normal discussion.

That’s fine, but make sure you don’t underestimate her horniness.

That’s fine, but make sure you don’t underestimate her horniness.

How horny are we talking?

I don’t know myself, but you know, she made herself look like a succubus, so it’s safe to say she wants it. I’m just saying you should be prepared to do it a lot just in case.

risk of death by snu snu

Better disappear into the night, then.

I literally see no downsides to this as I am already suicidal.

Which meguca would take getting broken up with the worst?

Akumura

Kyouko is a Christian so probably her

What are they gonna do about it?

Kidnap and enslave you, probably.

Not if I cut open portals and fuck off to other dimensions.

gets GET OVER HERE’d by Kyouko

Your portal opening days are over.

Marry her

Marry her then fake my death after the birth of our first child so that I can liv out my fantasy of being a Char Clone.

I want to fuck a meguca and not take responsibility.

Marry Hitomi.