*Lucy blocks your path*.
What do?
Fairytail
Use stomach virus manga to make her poop herself
I activate my hypnosis magic (I am the MC of a hentai doujin)
Turn into the cowman and rape her.
While blowing stream from my nostrils and going >"NICE BODY! NICE BODY!"
Whip out my penis.
My pheromones will make her immediately subservient.
Unfathomably based.
ANON KICK!
Use Zirconi’s magic to destroy her clothes
Focus my chakra into rapid semen production
Are you an ugly bastard?
Stop posting here Taurus
…If your name is Natsu
Yesterday (May 3) was Mashima's birthday.
I genuflect before her marvelous might. Oh Lucy Heartfilia, strongest of the strong, smartest of the smart, wisest of the wise - please allow me to bask in your radiant glory!
Nothing
And then?
Tell her that Wendy is more attractive than her
*blocks Lucy's path*
Where is she now?
Reminder Lucy tamed her.
If I wait long enough, won't Lucy's clothes just fall off on their own? Then when she's panicking and embarrassed, I can walk past her.
Fight her
Why the universe wants Lucy to be naked all the time?
then?
cowman
Is that the bull equivalent of a tranny?
That's one very dapper man...
Yes
I don't understand the question
rape
After using the stomach virus.
Why is she blocking my path in the first place?
Lucy (already one of the strongest characters in the verse) can now summon a Dragon God if she feels like it. Show her some damn respect!
When will she summon Selene?
God himself makes it happen.
With her bros.
But she IS my path.
And I intend to explore her entirely.
Turn around and leave
Exactly
Erza is stronger
Offer her money
Absolutely. This hole was made for me.
She’s the one who rapes
Grope her
Blind her
Getting suffocated by Lucy’s fat ass would be a magnificent way to go out.
Kiss her and see her reaction
How many times has Natsu groped her?
Sex. Sex with Ultear
Too much to count. Not like Lucy can do anything about it
Lucy took a lot of abuse
Call reinforcements
And what can she do?
She could fit perfectly for a haunted mansion-themed horror movie.
Nothing, just accept her fate