What if you woke up and you looked like this?

tranny thread

Have sex with every anon ITT.

I have AIDS. You okay with that?

Stay

I'd find the nearest oji-san and take all his money.

If you really think about it all these isekai stories where people reincarnate into an already existing character are so psychotic, imagine someone you know suddenly gets body snatched by some retarded otaku that spends all his time fantasizing about owning sex slaves. The person you knew is straight up dead and now some creep is possessing their body, psychotic.

hot

ew

New AGP thread just dropped xisters

Yeah I hate mind jack isekais, Someone dies so a highschooler or salary man can live his fantasy.

*sigh*

*begins bean-flicking*

This is one of the things that I like about Ascendance of a Bookworm. Most 'bodystealing isekai' just completely fail to address your point at all, but in Bookworm the MC gets called out early on for clearly not being the girl that her friends and family know, and is even almost turned into the church as a case of demonic possession.

why are kitards like this?

what is a gap?

I would be in quite a fucking pickle. None of my IDs are valid anymore, there are absolutely no documents that can confirm my existence at all, no one would recognize me, and I'm not even a legal adult. My first priority would be to explain the situation to my parents, so I would have at least some ground to stand on. Then, I would have to concoct some cock and bull story about amnesia to get the authorities off my back. Woke up on the street, no clue who I am. I have no idea what the process would even look like, but it should give me time to hammer out a more solid plan depending on the situation. If I manage to get an ID, life would become a lot easier, although the absence of my real self might then become a problem, as I my disappearance from work won't go unnoticed. At that point, I could only hope that my parents would be able to submit a resignation in my name, or maybe I could do so online.
Then, it would be best to move to a different country using my savings. Having a weirdly nonexistent background wouldn't cause issues that way. And from there, I'll do my best to be the most goddamn pitiful and adorable poor amnesiac orphan girl I can be, gotta have as many people on my side as possible. Maybe I'll write a book about such a curious case of complete identity loss and send everyone on a fruitless hunt to find my real family, just to capitalize on that. It would most likely get me to Japan, since I would be about as ethnically Japanese as one can be. Maybe I'll claim that I vaguely remember being in Japan or something. Too bad I don't know the language and only have the physical body, having this perk would've helped immensely.

Wonder how the hell I grew my hair back.

At least they confirmed that the original actually died allowing the replacement to move in*

Try to figure out what happened and turn back instantly.
Why would I want to be a girl? Faggot thread

Find the nearest pink retard and rape her

Time to take down Anon Babble again.

No, the answer is to jack off

Bro... There's nothing to jack off...

Why are Kitafags so gay?

There’s nothing to rape her with tho

Wear a baby diaper and children clothes

get turned into a woman

don't get to fuck other women with my mighty futa cock

don't get to make men feel insecure that a woman has a bigger cock than them

Big oof

Anon Babble claims women have it easy but it's actually very hard to get a guy who is 7/10, rich and loyal isn't it?

rich 7/10

No

loyal

Just cook and clean (herculean/impossible for modern women)

Stay in my room and masturbate all day.

no one has ever cheated on a housewife

Wish I was a loli instead

I would immediately leave Ukraine.

This is all kinda unfair. Qt soul should get original fat retard body.

Wonder why I fell asleep in my clothes

Just stop asking for rich. Be the rich one in the relationship if you want that so desperately.