JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 Volume 6 Storytime Continued

Araki thinks the desire to rape Yasuho is something anyone can naturally emphasize with.

bring back diego

You're supposed to feel bad for Tsurugi btw.

Apologize to Shonen Jump editors for keeping this psyco in check.

more rapists and criminals in one chapter than the entirety of SBR America

what the fuck

Hayato spied on his parents but he’s far more likable and sympathetic than the rape goblin

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'rape'.

Yasuho doesn't deserve this.

that arc is a tone setter for Tsurugi's characterization

I can forgive a kid who jerks it to his parents banging but not a kid who mindbreaks women to take care of them

This 「ＲＡＰＥ」
Please 「ＳＴＯＰ」 it

Reader complain Jojo too gay?

Every single part will contain rape/rape attempt from now on

YOU RIKE?

Shotacucks are deranged

He apologised afterwards, he clearly has a Golden Heart

Yeah, she deserves worse

Yeah I'm thinking Valentine was right, these subhumans don't deserve any good fortune

I kneel...

What the fuck am I reading

My President will be continually vindicated by this part.

Valentine would have gone to Epstein Island btw

Valentine would never step one foot outside of America

Yeah, he had Lucy to rape right there.

Seinen manga
YOU RIKE?

Morioh doesn't deserve to exist in either universe

Yasuho should use Paisley Park to rape Tsurugi right now

we don't talk to eachother about our stand abilities, but we just so happened to all choose the "king" naming scheme anyway

hmm...

This makes me wonder how unhinged other WSJ mangaka would act if they went to ultra jump. You just know Toriyama, Togashi, and Oda have all sorts of fucked up ideas they weren’t allowed to put in WSJ

*GPS voice* In, Out, In, Out

Move to seinen manga

RAPE RAPE RAPE

Why did the jap think adding rape into manga is how to make seinen

That's what the little goblin wants

Yasuho molestation count: 4

Toriyama

He already writting one, as comedy

Yes, but there's more actual plot progression involved, and it's less of a family-member-of-the-week format

Togashi and Oda already include plenty of rape in their manga

Toriyama

mangadex.org/chapter/2a0f0cc0-9470-4717-a6bc-8fead903c716

"Please make a U-Turn in 2 cm"

Wtf. Based

Announcer lore...

The crazy Higashikata family

People who live above you that wanna kill you

a road where everyone will try to scam you

rapists who try to drug you

9 year olds that grope you

Joseph would tell Jotaro to burn this town to the ground

we're supposed to care about Tsurugi's wellbeing after this

we're supposed to be okay with Holly dying because Tsurugi lived

I'll never stop being mad. Imagine if Holly died in part 3 but it was okay because they saved Manish Boy from Dio's curse instead. And also Manish Boy tried to rape Kakyoin.

no battle tendency joseph on shakedown road episode

Why even live

What the celestial dragons did to Boa and Ginny would be explicit in seinen

leads to a huge increase of ugly bastard porn

Baby rape?

The reason why rape was so prevalent in seinen was because all other fuck up shit already prevalent in Shounen EXCEPT raped

you would rape her too if you had the chance. Admit it

Holly isn't fucking dying, part 9 mechanisms will save her.

Jesus told Johnny to only shoot when he was 100 % sure

Johnny notices his son got afflicted by the equivalent exchange

instantly knows that he has to shoot his son on top of the corpse, so the Love Train-esque karma-based equivalent exchange targets him

the infinite spin continues spinning forever and creates a stand of its own

Bravo, Araki. If only the rest of the part was as well written as this one single inconsequential chapter.

this is just 80s "sex and nudity funny", same as everything that was done to Bulma early on
Araki writing rape in 2010s is "oh no she's in trouble again haha how hot, uh I mean, oh how horrible"

I would if it was Daiya

R A P E
A P E R
P E R A
E R A P

Rape ape from part 3...

CAN YOU STOP WITH THE RAPE FOR ONE SECOND

THE RAPENING

Tsurugi is the single worst JoJo character of all time.

Wretched thing.

Does Rock nigger have genitals ?

Yes

It's not hot if she's not into it too.

Yes, they are hard and dry.

wtf I wanna read One Piece now

Part 8 bingo when?

Yasuho deserves none of this torment what is wrong with this town

Araki is just a freak. Togashi introduced a literal rape meat character and she's treated with more dignity than Yasuho kek.

Rape is already canon in HxH and One Piece.
The only difference is that it would all be on panel.

She owed them all sex.

Mormon Jesus please take all of Yasuho's suffering and give it to Joshu

Ginny loved her husband btw.

If i fuck PP, would Yasuho feel it?

The coarse, blackened, shiveled heart of Morioh...

PP has no holes to fuck

To be fair, there’s no half assed golden heart theme in part 8

Not with that attitude

Koichi is woken up from his slumber by a girl who wants to love him

Yausho is woken from her slumber to get fucking waterboarded

You can always make one

The dick is important.

we're 6 volumes in and I have no fucking idea what the hell is going on or why the world wants Yasuho to suffer

I'm really liking part 8 so far.

I have an idea for an arc, hear me out. So basically Yasuho almost gets raped.

But get this, next arc Yasuho gets into multiple situations where she's almost raped.

But get this, she gets raped again in the next arc.

Anonymous Anon raping Yasuho

Araki "And then, she gets raped."

Editors "Araki..."

Araki "And then, she gets mind broken."

Editors "Sensei....."

Araki "And then, she gets waterboarded, and then her STAND gets raped and-"

Holy fucking KINO

Any time I need to see the same face I just open my eyes and I am taken to a place where I'm raped many times
And white feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine, disgusting like a drink of soi milk

Part 4 Morioh

had some psychos and killers, but also normal people and reformed stand users

nu-Morioh

every resident is mentally ill and/or a rapist

What’s the GYROOOO equivalent of part 8?

Oooh I want you
I don't know if I need you
But oh I'd rape to find out

Holy shit what the fuck was that arc? it's like Araki only made it for a cheap laugh and possibly a cheap nut

holy based

I'LL BE THE RAPEABOUT
THE WORDS WILL RAPE YOU OUT AND OUT
I'LL RAPE THE DAY YOUR WAY

What is the GYROOO equi-

Rape.

What is the Jobber Wo-

Rape.

The Fa-

Rape.

I-

It's Rape.

Yasuho? TERRIFIED by Joshuu’s nuts and BOLTED

It can do other things, why SHOULDN'T it rape Yasuho?

I thought Rape would be equivalent of SPIN

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

THE GOLDEN RAPE
INFINITE RAPE ENERGY

Poor Yasuho...thanks OP!

Volume 6 notes:

This is a bit of a negative topic, but what's the worst thing someone could ever say to you? In my case, from worst to best:

1: "The story's too long!" It's not about the manga itself. I just never want to become that kind of adult. Hahaha!

2: "You're too obsessed with your past glory." Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't ever say that to me.

3: "Are you still using this charger?"

4: "I'm surprised you don't know any good sushi restaurants." I know at least one great restaurant, and I even use the latest cell phone model!

5: "Have you grown taller?" That is all.

Chapter notes:

23: My favorite food at the moment is a salad with only arugula.

24: I missed the chance to buy a ticket to Paul McCartney's concert in Japan. I wish I could've seen it.

25: It's been so hot this summer that I've only worn polo shirts for the past two months or so.

26: For reasons I don't quite comprehend, I gave a lecture at the University of Tokyo. Ha ha ha ha.

I propose this should be Yasuho's Law

Thanks OP!
yasuho cant just catch a break....

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

Local rape gang to Yasuho

thnx bby raep u l8r

What did we learn from this volume?

CAN RAPE DO THAT?

Thank you OP for dump
Yasuho in this volume couldnt catch a breath (both literally and figuratively)

Thanks OP

It's awwwright

yasuho is a bitch compared to other female stand users

6. "Yasuho shouldn't be raped that much"

Thanks OP arc was surprisingly funny

Thanks OP.
Part 8 is pretty strange on a re-read, not sure how I feel about these early arcs this time around.

Thanks OP.

Hirose suffering will continue

Guys, I'm starting to think Morioh fucking sucks.

Jojolion bingo ideas?

retconned/dropped plot points

eye gore

rape

Why is he staring at me like that...

For reasons I don't quite comprehend, I gave a lecture at the University of Tokyo. Ha ha ha ha.

He forgot...

Guys, I'm starting to think Morioh fucking rules.

I know at least one great restaurant, and I even use the latest cell phone model!

schizobabble

Woman moment.

Okay make a "Rape can do that?" image but with Yasuho

That none of this would have happened if Yasuho just settled down with Joshuu.

Thanks DB sensei, see you tomorrow

Joshu did nothing wrong

"The story's too long!"

Me when reading jojolion

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't ever say that to me.

How fucking hard did he go off on the last guy to say that to him?

Why?

AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE INFINITE RAPE SAVE ME D4C

"You're too obsessed with your past glory.

This is why there will be no SBR king crimson

American girls will fight back but Japanese girls won't

Leave Yasuho to me.

Morioh is actually located in India

He turned him into something that does not exist in this world

Paisley Park is as built for rape as Yasuho is

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't ever say that to me.

Actual serial killer shit. That's my fucking hero

EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES

I WAKE UP FEELING SO HO~~~RNY

I CAN'T GET YASUHO OUT MY MIIIIND

RAPING HER IS ALL I SEE~~~

Yes,「 THE RAPE 」can do that.

Those are all free spaces.

Japanese people just bottle it up

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't ever say that to me.

Your honest opinion on Tsurugi?

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING

JUST TO RAPE HER AND HER STA~~~ND

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NOTHING ELSE

RAPING HER IS ALL I NEE~~~D

Jojo afterrape thread...

Reading Jojolion is a close look into Araki's gradual descent into insanity

Every aspect of this volume feels like a fever dream

none of this would've happened if Johnny just fucked Lucy like Mormon Jesus wanted

2: "You're too obsessed with your past glory." Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't ever say that to me.

F-fuark...

He deserves death.

what must i saaaay?
what must i doooo?
to show how muuuuch
i wanna be raping you

Araki come to your house and ask you to create RAPE stand
What is your idea

rape goblin that should die instead of Holly

Stroke deniers looking real foolish now

Jojolion is a story about raping a curse.

Are there any Paisley Park rape doujins? Ideally where Yasuho has to watch?

Part 1, Erina is bullied by two guys on her appearance

Part 2, ACDC controlling Suzi Q

Part 3, rape ape

Part 4, Josuke's mom and Terunosuke

Part 5, Trish and Notorious R.A.P.E

Part 6, every single moment of Jolyne's screentime

What if Jojo had been on Ultra Jump from the start, bros...

Baby Face but it actually rapes

He and the old man from Shakedown Road are the two villains who got away with everything

this is what happens to Morioh without the actual Kira purging it of sinners

APOLOGIZE

Take On Me

Close range stand which has claws on it's hands

If scratched with the claws, a toxin is injected which makes you become paralyzed

At least Araki isn’t a pedo

Nah, this is just SBRverse being SBRverse.

purges all the attractive women so there's no one left to rape

Based Kira.

I guess that "scrapped" stand a couple years ago did exist after all. And it's ability was RAPE

We just gonna ignore Ringo's backstory?

straight JoJo doujins

Lisa Lisa with little boys is the best you'll get

Lesson 1 : "If you have the will, then rape it."

Lesson 2 : "Rape those muscles."

Lesson 3 :"Believe in the rape."

Lesson 4 : "Pay your respects. Spin your dick in the rape ratio."

Lesson 5 : "The shortest route is the rape. It was the rape that was our shortest path."

Yams

Miura

Araki

Itagaki

tsukushi

fujimoto

Who’s the weirdest or most deranged one here?

A very annoying character made far worse by the final arc. I only became a joshufag after seeing how Joshu gets treated as a creep while Tsurugi never gets called out on it, not even by josuke.

There's a few jolyne x pucci ones actually but that's about it

THIS STORY'S TOO LONG!

the public opinion is about to think him as one because he's drawing for the Rurouni Kenshin anniversary thing

from most to least batshit

Tsukushi

Isayama

Fujimoto

Miura

Itagaki

Araki

Tsukushi because he's obviously a pedophile and probably has real kids in his closet

Stone ocean needed attempted rape scenes with Jolyne but it ends with her being semi naked, sweaty and kicking the guy or girl’s ass

The scene where the inmate throws shit at Jolyne would have been cum like the scene it was referencing.
youtube.com/watch?v=vy-DEicCQa0

I THINK MORIOH SUCKS

Yeah it's hard to rape Jolyne when her stand is a punch ghost

Kira tried to put all the women in Morioh out of their misery before they could be raped, he had a Golden Heart all along

Isayama collects his own toenail clippings like Kira and drew a colored illustration of Armin getting molested when he was dressed as a girl.

This is a story about breaking Yasuho’s mind and hymen

Kira raped Reimi

Considering how OP the Part 6 stands are I think a lot of characters could have pulled it off

It's Morioh, everyone does a little raping once in a while, he's probably not even in the top 100 rapists in Morioh

breaking Yasuho’s mind and hymen

not much of a story if it was already over before chapter 1

Now that the dust has settled, what DID he mean by this?

what if jolyne string inside urethra torture play haha just wondering haha how do you think would feel hehehe

Imagine if Emporio was constantly trying to grope and kiss Jolyne

Rape Me
youtube.com/watch?v=JtWaCViY_tc
Has the power to compel everyone with its range to rape the user.
If a stand user is placed under its effect, the stand user loses control of their stand and the stand will try to rape Rape Me.
Power: E
Speed: E
Precision: E
Durability: A
Range: A
Potential: A

Yams

pseudo-intellectual and retarded but not necessarily deranged

Miura

despite living like an animal, probably the most well-adjusted

Araki

simply stopped giving a fuck

Itagaki

just ashitposter

tsukushi

actually deranged

fujimoto

hack-fraud

I come here every day not because I enjoy the story of JoJolion but because I enjoy dissecting the absolute nonsense that is this entire part.

All japanese men are pedos.

Fujimoto in Ultra Jump is a terrifying prospect.

explain to me why Araki went from a logical and straight-forward storyline in 7 to this insanity then back to common sense in 9?

Imagine if Jolyne was constantly trying to grope and rape Emporio

reminder that daiya also tried to rape josuke

Then where is the inconsistency list copypasta, huh? It's been a week.

all of this rape was foreshadowing the fact that the main villain was the first person to rape Yasuho

Araki... I kneel...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you standless bitch? I'll have you know I dropped out of Miyagi University, and I've been involved in numerous manga in Shonen Jump, and I have over 300 confirmed awards. I am trained in copy/pasting Hokuto no Ken and I'm the top schizobabbler in the entire manga industry. You are nothing to me but just another reader. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of stand users across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm (raughs). The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ORAORA you for over seven pages, and that's just with my stand's bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in punchghost combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Hamon, Spin, and Stands and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sunlight yellow overdrive all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead (raughs).

He was experimenting with a mystery and failed

Trying to write a mystery by the seat of his pants. I think theres a Rohan chapter where he basically admits via allegory he regrets how JoJolion went and feels like an evil version of himself wrote it but I forget which one.

The rape wouldn't even be good with his scribbles.

Its ok for younger women to take advantage of older men

rape is preferable to murder though

「 R a p e m a n 」
Everyone in a ten mile radius is instantly 「 R a p e d 」

Hot Summer Martha? I don't know if that's a correct interpretation, but why not.

an evil version of himself wrote it but I forget which one

Damn how many evil Arakis are there!?

isnt this thing called bigmouth strikes again? maybe it was real after all

part 6 stars a woman in a co-ed prison

Ultra Jump era Araki would've had her get raped every single chapter.

I think Fujimoto's art would be better if he went monthly.

He wanted to try something new I guess. I don't think mystery stories mesh well with his "novel ideas first, retcon/ignore shit later" approach to storytelling.

they're all weirdos but Isayama and Fujmoto strike me as the only ones that are genuinely annoying

Araki took a huge break after SO and it’s not a coincidence SBR ended up being the best JoJo part. However, even part 7 has retcons and inconsistencies. Now take his writing thought process and apply it to a mystery story spanning years in the making and he didn’t take a break to plan things after part 7. Part 8 felt like it was always going to fail, given his style.

Part 8 was just Araki getting all his rape fantasies out of his system

Isayama has a fetish for twinks and is a self admitted Yaoi fanboy. Fujimoto is into domineering women bullying guys

Part 9 has attempted rape in chapter 1

Jojolion and The Nutshack are all too similar series

partfaggot bait

Exit.

Dragona is a hot babe

at least he could do that more freely, since we basically now entered early 2014

I read Fire Punch before Chainsaw Man and when the dogs appeared in Makima's room I got really nervous desu

fucking where exactly?

discussing other parts is le bait

are you brain damaged?

drugs induced tranny body

Why do you faggots find that thing attractive

didn't read the thread or partfaggot in question

Araki can’t write stand abilities without changing their powers or adding new ones and people expected him to address every plot point in a mystery

It’s impressive how he’s managed to keep fate as a consistent theme all throughout JoJo. That’s the one that hasn’t changed

absolutely nobody is partfagging in favour of 8

I probably should've read this shit beforehand. I feel the "schizophrenia" will reach it's "peak" soon.

Sucks because I hate fate in jojo

i dont find him attractive but to play devils advocate hes not an hrt tranny, he just got implants and is still a dude.

Can male user and his stand tag team a chick together? Asking for a lady friend of mine

as part 8 goes for now, i cant really form anything, all of the fights are Higashikata focused and we probably have 3-4 more volumes of this stuff to go...i honestly dont find it interesting besides some funny points or the fucking rape volume that we got just now

Morioh MINDBROKE Araki

Fate is just a handwavy concept, it would be very difficult to retcon compared to a concrete stand ability where use x doesn't make sense in context y.

I feel the "schizophrenia" will reach it's "peak" soon

soon

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

i cant find anything about this fucking myth online anymore and i really want to read about it again

Yeah you ever seen those stand combos in HTTF

Eh, he uses it as a genuine theme and storytelling element but it’s also a cheap way to have certain characters live until they don’t

How would you rewrite Daiya and Tsurugi's intro arcs?

It got wiped for good along with that Anon Babble alien photo

Tsukushi upsets me, MiA has the potential to be so good but it's just a vehicle for his nasty fetishes

CIA glowniggers covering up the aborted fetus stand

ARAKIIIIIIIII!!!

myth

You can say creepypasta.

Tsurugi gets fed his own shit like Mannish Boy

architect

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Why would I? They were funny.

GTA MYTHS AND LEGENDS #21: LEATHERFACE

I wish I could partfag about this but if anything re-reading Jojolion just makes me realize the start of this part isn't as strong as people make it out to be
At best I'll try to defend WoU because people here genuinely don't get it, and for the most part the stand is decently consistent as far as Araki's main antagonists go.

She looks so rapable in that bottom panel

Every time someone asks me to rewire something of Jojolion I end up reaching the character limit and give up...

Same

Back in my day, they were called "urban legends"

Fucking riggers

Everyone in Morioh . . .

You cant say “urban” anymore

I'll try to defend WoU because people here genuinely don't get it, and for the most part the stand is decently consistent as far as Araki's main antagonists go.

I'll make sure you won't ever try to defend it again.

the further divorced from Japan JoJo is, the better it is

Ah, Morioh of S-City. They call it the New Delhi of the East.

I am Jojolion. The "Flow" of things will always lead to rape.

Sex

I feel like my "virginity" has been "taken" from me.

JJBA Part 10: Riggers on the Moon

You rike?

It's been pretty good aside from shakedown road.

copypasta bro i kneel. i cant wait

Rape is really hot and can only improve a story

Nut King Call, unscrew all of her limbs
Soft & Wet, take the sound from the walls, floor, and ceiling

That you can rape stand apperantly. I wonder if that adds credence to my "stands have gentiles theory"

Thinking about it, the best rape stand is WoU. The victim can't tell on you because trying to find your identity would lead to calamity. Same with the police.

Plot Points

Flashback Man (retconned)

Kira has no family (retconned)

Evil Norisuke

Bookseller's mark (dropped)

Kira's sister Kei the Maid

Johnny in Japan

Kira in Higahikata Rape Dungeons

Firstborn Higashikata getting the rock disease

gentiles

Oy vey its annudah “shoah”

stand makes the perfect rapesock

stand makes the perfect rapedungeon

Our protagonists...

I'll just say he didn't know it'd be that bad and wait for him to further redeem himself.

Delete this

You forgot Josuke wanting to go to school

It's is 100% Goo Goo Dolls

stands are not jewish

Every volume makes the "lead in Morioh's water" theory more and more plausible.

it's been so hot this summer that I've only worn polo shirts for the past two months or so

for reasons I don't quite comprehend, I gave a lecture at the University of Tokyo. Ha ha ha ha

Did he give a lecture wearing only a polo shirt, his steel balls dangling?

S-stay away

it's anooothe~~~r Shoooa~~~h

makes your victim too small to stick your cock in

This reminds me that i wanted to make the edit of higashikatas lead water stuff but i forgot...maybe tomorrow ill do it, kinda sleepy rn

too small to stick your cock in

No such thing.

Whitesnake.

insert porn video disk on girl

do your magic

it's tru~~~e!

they put me in a caaage with an eeeagle and a be~~~ar!

Thank you. Keep it up.

Funny I think Shakedown Road has been the best arc so far, with Soft and Wet being the second.
California King Bed, Born this Way, and Paper Moon King, either feel like filler, overstay their welcomes too much, or just exists without adding anything to the story at all.

There is another way.

Soft & Rape
Rape Rape Rape
Rape This Way
Rapesly Park
Rapedown Road
Raper Queen
Rape King Call
Rape Act 4
Raper Moon King

How would Whitesnake work if Araki made it appear in Part 10 (lol)? Disks aren't as used anymore.

Should've kept Fun Fun Fun as is

The entire Higashikata household has stands that could be used to make a very effective rapeden. I’d explain why but spoilers.

[SLEEP TOGETHER] - basically survivor but it makes you horny instead of angry
[SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE] - punch ghost that can impregnate anything even objects, with half human hybrids and accelerates the process
[MBDTF] - punch ghost that's controlled by the users lucid dream. Most things he can do in the dream, the punch ghost can do in real life. If you spook the ghost the user will wake up and it'll disappear

Go on...

Araki should have kept it Raping Underground

Oh yeah, Born This Way was pretty weak too.
Shakedown Road is just an irritating kind of plotline to me with the frustrating disingenuity. I feel that way for any story.

genitals is what I meant to type

Objectively speaking it's Heaven's Door

MORI MORI MORIO-CHO RAPEDIO

Why?

Soft & Wet for soundproofing

California King Bed to take memories both to identify people who would recognize the victims and to pacify the victims themselves

Nut King Call for restraints and creating covers for hidden passages

Born This Way to pursue escapees

Paper Moon King to conceal identities and locations

King Nothing to track escapees and for forensic OpSec

Space Trucking to hide victims and objects if the police show up

The only ones that don’t really fit are Haato’s, Mitsuba’s, and Jobin’s, but I’m sure they could find some use.

「I Touch Myself (アイ・タッチ・マイセルフ)」
When activated, targets within a fixed radius begin uncontrollably masturbating to you. Starts slow, with targets becoming aroused and touching themselves over their pants, but they get hornier the longer they're within range untl they drop trou and just begin furiously jerking/shlicking with one hand while trying to tear your clothes off with the other. If you give them a naked photo of yourself you can avoid being undressed, and they will masturbate to the photo instead.

why did araki make a character as rancid as tsurugi and then make him the hero of the story

Well, not the hero per se

You’re supposed to self insert as the ugly bastard

Araki's worst character ever. He's a maniac all part yet you're supposed to feel sympathy towards him, and it doesn't help he looks like a goblin in a dress showing way too much.

My least favorite character in all of Jojo.
There's characters who are objectively more awful, but that's because they're villains who I'm supposed to hate, so I can love to hate them.
Tsurugi is reprehensible, but we're supposed to like and care about him. Enough for his survival to be the "happy ending" of the arc.

JJL has one of the most bitter endings I've ever read. Fuck Araki for not letting Holy get saved over Tsurugi.

TROUT MASK REPLICA!!! I FUCKING FOUND IT!!!

This is a story about breaking a curse.

...

There are 140 phrases that one must keep in mind:

I wonder what's going on in the jojo storytime-

Tsurugi amd Rocktwink SAVED the storytime

Certified Anon Babble part, and reddittors at the start tried telling us this was the worst part

'yasuho'... listen, i can only say this once.

your 'pussy'... there are things in there that 'cannot be raped'...

Speed King can knock people out

Holly has the rock disease

Redditors like JJL iirc, but probably for all the wrong reasons