Uma Musume

Gay

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they're never gonna do a story about the 2019 classic winners, by the way
the reason for that is because, while they already have the rights to the Satsukisho winner and the Kikkasho winner is easy to get, the Derby winner's owner NEVER gives out permission to use any of his horses

Just finished season 2 and I have to say, that this show has no right to be as good as it is for being about anime horsegirls racing.

watch movie

think Cafes "friend" that she says she will catch up to is Tachyon

look up wiki

Nope shes genuinely mentally ill

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Sundayman exists 100%

On the contrary, reality sometimes has a way of being more interesting than 90% of what """writers""" can come up with.
And since Uma already has hundreds of such stories ready-made, they just need to respect the source material, and they're guaranteed to hit more often than miss.

A good story taken from reality isn't enough, Season 2 had enough artistry to make it engaging and entertaining.
Season 3 is a good example of the opposite, more true stories, some of them better than those in S2, but the whole package was shit because it was just regurgitated without any care

umamusume but the girls aren't autistic

hors arent autistic

Not a y*rifag but seeing all those Gimlet/Kris S pics on my timeline is starting to make me reconsider...

respect the source material

hit more often than they miss

I was more referring to the absolute kino that are the game stories, in any case.

What horse would win steel ball run?

Uma? Tact maybe? She's got the survival skills that would be required to make the trek across America.
Actual horse? Probably none, someone will have to correct me on this but modern thoroughbreds are bred to go fast at the cost of everything else. They'd break their ankles on the rough unpaved terrain.

Anon Babble wishes their survival instructor/hunting buddy looked like this.

even by 1890 thoroughbreds were already becoming weaker, you'd have to go back to Eclipse's time (when the Great Subscription Purses were still running) to find thoroughbreds that could consistently handle it

Fukukitaru
She'll pull a Pocoloco and somehow luckmaxx her way to the finish line

Why?

who knows

owner probably does

belno's such a sweetheart
lost all interest in trying the game when I found out she's not real

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kill yourself

The lesbomancy is a joke. But they aint right in the head

I get what the artist was trying to do with their clothing but it isn't working

thread gets even remotely near page 10

instant "dude y/u/ri!!" shit post arrives to rile people up

is this a hyper autist, a false flagger, or a literal "ree bots!"? like come one, this is too fucking on the nose, every single fucking thread too.

I don't get why some homosexuals have such an overreaction to yuri.

umas should fuck trainers
umas should fuck umas
trainers should fuck trainers

trainers should fuck trainers

I thought the "Striker" in Dicta Striker was like a fighting strike or a jet or something similarly cool
Instead it turns out to be some thirdieball position name because her irl name is Soccer Boy

When are we getting the Vodka and Scarlet season?

nyever

Unfortunately the main TV anime direction went full retard and blew past not only their races but also basically all of Golshi's races just to make a terribly underwhelming season about Kita. In a better world we'd have gotten the Dasca/Vodka season, the Golshi season, then maybe the Kita one

The ending of Kitasan's season basically killed off any future team Spica content just like it killed S2 and RTTT's hype

Was their rivalry irl close / interesting too? I know they were both extremely successful, sounds like a missed opportunity to skip them.

They can just make a spin off manga like with Cinderella Gray

For me it's hoping for a Meisho Doto manga, the perfect "underdog" not really story
Seeing her finally get a win over Opera O will be orgasmic

It definitely was, the extra episode at the end of season 1 alludes to the absolutely insane Akiten where they had a photo finish that took like 15 minutes to deliberate on, and it was between two mares which is already a big deal for that G1. Sadly it seems like there still aren't enough licensed uma to do that time period justice atm
Sure hope so, it's been good to see other uma anime decide to not tie themselves down to the original teams from 2018

Whats the deal with the Dark skinned girl in the sign being placed on the track?

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None of the dads show up in the show because they got Umapyoi'd during conception. Kitasan's dad was a famous singer so they did everything possible to ensure he'd survive.

A dad showed up in the ova

I do wonder why Top Road's papa was the only one to have a face and lines, in the game plenty of uma papas speak but of course aren't modeled

Running gag from S1
Wrong girl...