If you got isekai’d what are some must have skills you would work for?

Long lives, they don't care if they get boinked at least by civilized people. (Not counting orcs or goblins.)

Because a fantasy setting lends itself to fetishes too well

Medieval setting - Rape, torture are more socially acceptable

Half the races don't wear shoes, neither do slaves - Feet

Monsters - Tentacles, gore

Demihumans - Furry, scaly, etc.

Slaves - Domming

Demons - Getting dommed

Elves are females to the power of ten.

AAAA IM SILLY AND CHOLERIC LAZY ANON

modernity is like a giant chastity cage, non-isekai stories are basically meta-cuckoldry

the power of a gorilla

After the recent fuss about gorilla vs humans this is OP as fuck in a low powerlevel world.
Just being sentient with this strength will tear through people like nothing.
Add STR boosts and it's over.

Because they were created by humans

the power of a gorilla

A lot of anons already have that power

Humans build pit traps.

Humans build snare traps.

Humans use spears.

You are dead dumb monkey.

manga named "kek desu"

protag-kun kekked

Why were you expecting anything else

Lethal joke anon. Hide it from the Chinese.

Half the races don't wear shoes

That is usually only the case with the furries whose feet no one wants to see anyway. What really happens is a girl wears shoes like normal, but at some point takes them off and inexplicably shoves her feet into the camera.

autism. not even kidding. the bane of elvenkind.

has to build stuff to even stand a chance

KEK
TANKS IT btw

Elves are vegans, not autists.

is it cuckshit?

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He can't tank it, sorry. He's dead, strength doesn't offer damage reduction after all. Humans are tool users after all. We have technology by our side.

that's just because gorillacucks keep finding excuses

e-erm but the humans need to not have weapons

e-erm b-but the humans can't coordinate or strategize or set traps

e-erm but the humans can't be all phisically fit

e-erm but the gorilla will act completely unnatural and not be scared shitless of 100 people charging at him

Elves are carnivores, but they ARE autists.

harem

yes

If any race you should want to dump stat everything but strength as would be a Troll, you get regeneration and only fire seems to super effective against you.

women can't be cucked

no, the hero doesn't even know the shoelacer and his love interest were dating before he left the party

For fuck sake, calm down mino.

As per usual you didn't get the joke, a vegan in the sense of their dating strategy. They wait to be hit on rather than pursue others as elves are indecisive, they are more schizoid than autists.

It's the same reason why tigers back off before honey badgers. Intelligence. The tiger knows it can easily crush the little shit, but it's going to would the tiger before that. What is better - to get wounded and win, or to just walk away?

Don't forget about the existence of magic.

Endurance buffs, hypnosis spells, petrification, personality excretion, flesh morphing and all other sorts of transformations - the lewd potential of fantasy worlds are nearly limitless

If you're really a childhood friend, your bonds will trump any obstacle.

strength doesn't offer damage reduction after all

A big boulder rock stops a 50 cal gun.

They are autists. And your joke sucks because I don't understand your lingo.

Carnivore is someone who chases skirts and vegan is someone who lets their romantic interest make their appeal first. Its Japanese lingo, you are a newfag, don't worry.

That's a high Armor class and Con with tons of Hit Dice rather than strength.

As opposed to figuratively cruel?

It's zoomoid slang and I'm not interested in it or in your increasingly desperate attempts to rebound.

metaphorically cruel

Based yuusha killer

No CF can overcame mysterious transfer students or sudden appearance of dragon girl.

what if the dragon girl is the CF?

Zoomoid slang.

No its not, its Japanese slang from way back. Again you are not culturally aware and you post frieren as your point of reference, lmao.

Yes, but the cuckee is not who you might think

cucked his CF

fucking based

literally inhumane was right there

A 100 men fist only vs a Gorilla will result in a loss for man
A 100 men using primitive weaponry, stones, sticks will result in a win for man
That is all to it.

high Armor class

It's a fucking rock and it stops the tech made bullet launched at high speed.
A dense and strong enough muscle can stop a bullet and tank a blast aka a human with gorilla power.

we want Solo Leveling audience

god I hate status menus so fucking much

Don't let me break out the fucking D&D books out for you, you fucking goblin.

more like Kirby audience

No oh no status bad, solo levelling.

This is how we know you are new and chinese.

weird boogeyman but ok

The distinction is whether isekai is based on aggregator-WNs because that brought a wave of published fiction that at least initially is far less restricted by editorial constraints, while the older isekai are still well within editorial oversight - for good and bad.
Now things like manga-original isekai (e.g. Ride-On King, Isekai Oji-san) or webcomic-original isekai (e.g. Akuyaku Reijou Tensei Oji-san) from the 2010s/2020s are arguably a bit of a grey area. Still, Wortenia Senki seems to be the oldest, yet it somehow doesn't have an anime yet. Wortenia Senki anime when?

Now that you mention a goblin, weren't you retards also saying how a horde of goblins can't kill a human? LMAO
Human supremacy is pathetic.

Its just a rock, it doesn't have armor class, it doesn't have HP.

BZZT that's where you are wrong zoomzoom.

They can in AD&D to 3.5e, if its 12 goblins and the adventurer is 3rd level or below usually depending on the system 6 goblins might do it.

yes, MC leaves his girlfriend for fake japan chicks

horde of goblins can't kill a human.

Correct.

That's basically an orc, especially the warhammer kind (which also has the best magic aptitude, in a way, on top of that)

An Ork isekai is a terrifying thought, they could conquer the whole universe with isekai guy's knowledge in about 20 years, those motherfuckers are scary if they had any intelligence.

Didn't his show start with a group of humans getting killed and raped by a horde of goblins?

Too fat, gorilla is pure muscle.

Touka was also rightfully justified because his CF kept beating the shit out of him in her tsundere denial whenever he noticed that she might like him

They added some extra censor on a partial body on the original censored version of the chapter, when the uncensored volume is out already.

Orks in warhammer are pure muscle freaks though usually, think mutants like in Fallout.

fat thief

fat mage

fat sage

disregard CF
except for ones with fang and twintails
but those will get NTR raped to death anyway

My theory is it was a snowball effect

In true Japan fashion, furries become kemos, demons/monsters become more anthro and sexy

Outfits stay the same

Feet are now cute so fetishists are drawn in, both readers and authors/artists

Demis/demons/monsters get more footservice

More fetishists drawn in

Now every girl gets footservice

Deal with it

Your pic kinda looks like it breaks rule 15 even thought it doesn't but if you squint while looking at the thumbnail, it looks like ponyposting.

Item storage so I can larp as Gilgamesh

Worth it

A 100 men fist only vs a Gorilla will result in a loss for man

Nope, Gorillas are small and skittish. They won't fight to the death and will run away instead. If its a fight to the death, then the gorilla stands no chance since they don't have the endurance to beat 10 humans let alone 100.

Ahhhhhhh.... such pure sweetness, my soul cannot handle it!

You're kicked from the party, shoelacer-san

but why?!?

so we can eat your rations

Wouldn't you want Sword Duplication cheat instead?

MC is OP and he's only the isekaijin's friend

You've got a point

they find out MC's semen is 85% USDA fat

Isekai?

Go write

W40K ork.

Hehehe, sorry we just spawned on this island.

I know we can speed run space travel within 5 years.

If you step out of line we will just kill you and make your spores produce more of us Orks.

Us Orks are going to expand and have space level tech in 5 years.

Okay.

5 years later.

Already conquering most of the known universe after completely scavenging the base planet for materials.

These motherfuckers are completely asexual and produce through spores like mushrooms and they spread if they die.

convince them if they do shoelacer's sexercise regimen they'll have room for more calories

gyaru-oh werewolf delinquent who shows up for one chapter but she bonds with immediately

They killed themselves by walking into that cave unprepared.

disgusting subhuman
probably has salmonella

Imitating the ork means you become the ork and lose what made you a non-ork

None-aging
Hypnosis
Super virility.

fat sage

fat dancer, actually

villager dreams of going to sword academy in sword capital

gets sword saint jobclass in coming of age

CF gets huge tits in coming of age

what do

No, they were just foolish and rolled nat 1s, they didn't consider running away when they were cornered. Even the D&D rollercoaster cartoon from 1970s had a smarter party (they were kids and they fucking ran, a lot.)

shoelacer-san

That guy's the hero allen who kicked out the shoelacer
The shoelacer is a shota(?) called shin who they milked until he forgave them

In high fantasy they aren't that threatening, one witch can kill all of them.

Shoelacer is the Allen.
The one who kicks out the shoelacer is Lloyd.
The chick who he had a crush on but NTRs Allen is Alicia (Childhood Friend.) Obviously.

it has to be this way.

mamma mia!

I don't think huge tits is a legitimate job

All Allens must pay for what they've done.

One witch.

Too bad that witch is too busy and its beyond her troubles to go clear out the re-spawning rapists constantly as her talents are required elsewhere and she's not satisfied with paltry sums for her troubles. Simple as.

author subverts...

Have you thought about writing an otome game isekai? You hallucinate alot

Orks aren't smart enough to make the tech, they just use what they salvage and capture.
Being spore based will fuck them up alot when they encounter something that just absorbs them.

That's why the Isekaijin with intelligence and meta-knowledge is smart enough to make the tech and he's able to use his mind on god-tier levels to make shit happen.

Red goes fast is because of ork belief so red actually goes fucking fast. Meta-Knowledge having Ork Isekaijin is just able to bullshit his way to world conquest at that rate and his knowledge of the w40k setting as a whole.

Otome.

gross. I only enjoy romance isekai if there's revenge.

Name his 5 harem member's races.

Is the anime next season?

Sleeping on the floor isn't sleeping in the bed together.

Orks are asexual there is no need for harem.

DROPPED then.

Some of those otome game isekais involve revenge like that dragon one

What if I said there was lot of WAAGH and Dakka? (The only harem an Orks needs.)

More dakka is needed clearly here.

Abnormal status neutralization, armor/weapon smithing and/or healing is a must have

woman sleeps together with man... BAD

man sleeps together with woman... GOOD

Looks like the elf from "my-daughter-who-left-for-the-capital-to-become-an-adventurer-reached-s-rank"

sleep together with CF

but don't sleep

isekai for this feel?

And you lot call typical D&D elves autists, its clearly the orks of any sort that are autists.

more of a cheat skill

Warhammer races are all autists except the designated normies (non-french human in fantasy and tau in 40k)

Abnormal Status, not a Cheat, I bet its a freebie if you ask nicely from the Goddess before revival to change your appearance to specifics you can do it for free.

Is this a Sex and The City reference?

T'au are commie asian autists though, they are literally weak to loud sounds and such, their rebel factions might be the only non-autists and actually decent folk from the setting.

They dared block the television broadcasting the game.

The one where his cf oneesan was a slave and bought her and has to jerk her off once a day due to the horny collar she has

No, I want to keep a gaggle of sword daughterwives in my own pocket dimension.

Just get the nearly Limitless Summoning (only limited by your mana capability) cheat skill then.

MC gets closer to CF

all obstacles to their being intimate have been resolved

but wait, look, it's New Girl!

I hate it

Summoning is gay. I'd rather travel around the world, taking it's greatest treasures for myself.

Doesn't just limit himself by what he summons to skill cap himself.

That's a skill issue.

At least it's not an NTRbait arc

Isekai threads stopped being isekai threads a long time ago.

/isekai/-fantasy, LN, shoelacer and childhood friend general

what if... NTR The Academy

I'm dropping out of magic class to go take tests with PLUMBERS UNION

Ojou best girl

S Rank Musume ossan vs Backwater ossan

who wins as the clueless swordmaster supreme

you forgot NTR, betrayal, and academy

MC leaves his girlfriend for fake japan chicks

another building japan in isekai series

Then whats the fucking point of getting isekaied? The point of isekai is to get away from this gay earth.

Reading all these reverse gender moral slops is really making me question whether men actually come off as this pathetic every time they interact with a girl.

Shapeshifting

How can your nation be a republic if it's ruled by a king?

i wonder, is spoiler any different from separating the soul from the body?

Backwater would win in a fight, but S Rank wins at life

AAAAAAAAAAAA IM A FUCKING RETARD AT THE SWORD

I CAN BARELY KILL A GOBLIN

MY DAD BEAT ME IN A SWORD DUEL WHEN I WAS 13 I AM COMPLETE SHIIIIIIIIIIT

Extreme humility is more more annoying than aggressive delusional confidence

virgin virgin

vs

virgin cucked single father

both lost

The middle ground is better: Yeah, I lost to a goblin, I can barely handle the sword well, I got handed my ass to by my father with years of experience... But I will get better if I train harder.

Doesn't the S-rank dude end up with his elf waifu?

I see it as an inversion on the MC's annoying sexpest friend cliche.
That said, women probably would be that pathetic in a world without constant male attention

This story started in 2015 while Solo Leveling started in 2016.

Maybe it's similar to Rome, which had a Caesar?

men are used to rejection, if it was the other way around there would be a suicide epidemic

My first character in PF1e died to a single goblin. He was a squishy 1st level wizard and the fucker managed to crit.

desperation is always painful to see from either side.

but in general, women really cannot handle rejection since they're not really exposed to it

his elf waifu is the demon king who is yandere for him and shes been self impregnating and all the black haired children you see are her offspring that are drawn to him, including angie

Yeah, 1st level wizards should stay in the back, that's why you got meat shields in the front.

You're pulling my leg

sounds about retarded enough for an isekai

I don't doubt the craziest shit I hear in this general anymore. I've lost faith in humanity, you should too.

He's gonna bone this party of catholic school girls later that night, right?

I'm not, I feel like I'm the only one who read the WN.
He basically saved her and she became attached to her cause RACISM BAD, so of course she fell for him. But then just like any protag in a japanese story, he gets injured losing his leg and feels like he is now worthless, which causes him to cut contact with her and completely abandon her for no reason. So she goes so fucking yandere she becomes the demon king because she found his leg and a group of adventurers who just happened to stumble upon the leg, making her think he was murdered by HUMAN BAD. These people who found the leg also happened to be the people that hassled him in a bar or inn or something about protecting a disgusting elf.
Story is honestly pretty cliche, I think the author also abandoned the WN, so the backstory wasn't even finished.

I didn't know it had elves, thanks.

I wish he was a MC who would even seriously consider boning anyone.

I need [Analyze], [Item Box], [Status Res], and [Item Quality+].

D-Genesis: Three Years after the Dungeons Appeared

I hope MC and his kouhai can live in peace because the other countries are eyeing them now.
Then again, they started their skill orb auction business so they both have long rescinded any chance of a quiet life.

Isekai Doctor is the only good isekai because the author is the only one out there not using it as an escape mechanic to get revenge on his childhood bullies or imagining women throwing themselves at him.

and there's a Best Girl sidecharacter

but it's also sadly an escapist fantasy: doctors can treat patients as they see fit without having to deal with insurance or administrators

I need Anal

GB isekai protag-kun...

[Item Quality+]
Congratulations your piece of shit has become a legendary piece of shit, or LPOS for short.

So just [Analyze] and [Item Box], got it. According to your heroic deeds in this life you don't qualify for anything beyond E class skills.

first arrive at Plumbers Union

get bullied by party of sneering, half-drunk C-Rank Plumbers on the way to registration

fill out forms with Plumber Girl

she uses some awesome magic tool that measures how well you fit in

turns out you're kind of special at plumbing and she gives out a cute squeal

well that was fun let's check the bulletin board for Plumbing quests

[E] rank is short for [Extremely Super Special Beyond Divine] rank, they had to shorten it to fit in [System Menu] popups

let's check the bulletin board for Plumbing quests

Save the Princess

Save the Princess

Save the Princess

No, [E] just stands for [Everything Else] that doesn't fall into the highly specific grading system of E, D, C, A, S, SS, SSS, S+, X and Z class skills. Sorry you are shit out of luck maggot. You didn't even nurse a cat to life or take after a plant, you don't deserve a heroic skill.

PSH, you think your pathetic PEX can match our copper rank pipes? You're 100 years too early to install this toilet, ROOKIE! Know your place

dumps pipecutter into septic tank

Ah B class, skipped out on that administrative oversight, please understand, was too hyper on getting onto the good stuff, unlike your status.

and there's a Best Girl sidecharacter

Shes not even a side character, shes been regulated to a background prop like once every several chapters. Such a waste of a good character design since the author rather draw a gay dragon all day.

Low level quests are just like in Rodland of Pipes

Any isekai where all the guy has is the ability to ask questions and receive answers from mysterious entities?

Jirai Kei Spiderfu exists in my heart and that's all that matters. We feed her imoutus, then go crotchen doilies and finish the night with abusive choking sex with womb punches

Like an Oracle? I think there is like oija board and internet QA board isekai.

Allen stole my juice box...

Is this true?

All the young noble scions with their fancy sabatons keep bullying me at the academy, but now that I used my cheat skills to create magic guns my time for vengeance is coming soon!!!

You had to return all Juice Box, gold, pokemon cards, and sanwiches to Allen after you were banished from the soon-to-be A-rank party.

Those were all obtained with party funds, you freeloader

Like an Oracle

Oracle, it's Batman, I got hit by a truck and now I'm stuck in another world in some sort of academy

finish the night with abusive choking sex with womb punches

youtube.com/watch?v=frPICCbO3bQ

i want to ruin my life with one so badly...

Nah. I've seen the doujins mother fuckers do with this size difference. She's going to reduce him to an effeminate dog via personality extraction.

Anon, they just fuck until exhaustion.

the manga is not an isekai, just fantasy

Oracle.

Can either be a person's job type (Fortune Teller like Oracle of Delphi or other Seer/Soothsayer) or a tool or set of tools that can answer a Yes or No question whether through random generation or supposed spiritual guidance.

Deck of Cards can be an Oracle if you just assign a bunch of meanings to them such as red suits yes, black suits no, even yes, odd no to gauge for a decision and draw an uneven number of cards to determine the outcome after shuffling the deck. Tabletop games are basically just bunch of Oracles that keep improvisation and story telling going by determining results of actions.

Eldars are indeed the designated autists. It's central to their entire lore. They deliberately give themselves autism to become immune to chaos. Because every demon knows that elves are for rape.
In Fantasy, there's no designated autistic army, but AoS has Lumineth, who are basically Eldars on the ground.

She's going to reduce him to an effeminate dog via personality extraction.

not really

I've been burned twice before.

Elves are schizoids, they literally withdraw to the woods and stick to themselves obsessing over non-relation things like plants and woods and big dreams they never will fulfill whilst avoiding outside contact, lmao. Orcs are autists with sperg rage.

Perchance is one of those h-mangas that you read have a character that was a very angel or something?

Deck of Cards can be an Oracle if you just assign a bunch of meanings to them

True, but I'd rather throw magical exploding cards, cheat at gambling and teleport around desu if I'm to have a deck of cards

You would be right.

Very tall angel i mean

What Anon Babble series? Fuck off with your metaposting.

There are no woods in space...

This one is just typical BPD abuse: social isolation, physical abuse, emotional blackmail and manipulation.

My condolences anon. I do believe i know what you are talking about.
I suppose it's simply just bad luck that you ran into those mangas. Like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you'll get.

Literally picrel but author pussied out of academy (kingdom) shooting ending.

Honestly, him getting killed quickly was the best possible outcome for him

Neon Genesis Evangelion, retard. Want me to report you for backseat moderation?

In the Anime that part was Hilarious

every anime series with fantasy tropes for generic medieval setting where orcs are enemies and elves live in da woods.

You Won't!!!!

It's always granpas getting isekaid as a young'n and obtaining a harem. What about granmas??

Classic Self-insert boycrap.

women already get to join harems in the real world

Just let me tell you anon, should the day or Rape-ture come, i will swiftly isekai myself via truck kun and hope the "angels" don't intercept my soul as it is transported to another world.

It's always granpas getting isekaid as a young'n and obtaining a harem.

otome isekai are almost always OLs

Wanting an old cow eating tender grass

Allen stole my lego set...

Muh Remi... Still the cutest.

closest i can get you is 1 milf isekai

They just withdrew inwards. Like a true schizoid.

2 dicks

yes but

salmonella

you can only run into those manga if you go looking for them though, seemingly highly specific type of fetish manga.

The art on that one is really good

Generic ahh Chinatoon quality.

Good.

no.

Which one is this?

Pretty sure i was looking for angel girls back then. The whole spoiler thing sure took me by surprise and i just noped out.

Getting blinded by cover art is a cruel game played by artists.

Like that one re:zero doujin that ended up in the artist's home getting burned down and two cats lost or possibly dead in the fire? yeah.

merely a coincidence, but a funny meme nonetheless.

also RIP kitty, but NTR authors losing everything is hilarious

Wait so it wasn't a disgruntled fan who did it?

only clueless noobs take them because the princess is always in another castle

They are unrelated series.

get reborn in earth after dying to the Demon King's general

go to The Academi

confused that you're now just walking around killing brown people with magical explosion sticks

When will japan awaken to the miracle that is goblin girls?

Allen took credit for my art piece in class....

Another chapter translated

It was another Russian one

English is still like 27 chapters behind

Are these goblins varying shades of dark brow- I mean green, by any chance ?

Fucking your mom while you watch sit on a chair

...this is why we NEED goblin slayer

Cool, thanks for nothing.

This is isekai, right?

how about this?

Studying? In the Academy(tm)?

Yeah, they aren't at each other's throats after an election so it can't be Earth.

it's isekai in the same sense that Bleach is isekai

Kouhai survived getting sniped

thank god for doggos.
Am i glad we're living in a "normal" world without dungeon or hunterslop. If you get lucky once you'll have to hide it or get chained down.

My categories evolved from

comedy, romance, drama, action, scifi, fantasy

to

dungeon, crafting/farming, slaves, villains, betrayal, shoelace

yes

what if... CF loyal?