What would you do with it?
What would you do with it?
Write my own name in it.
What's your name?
Collect autographs at an indie show and see who's dumb enough to go by their actual name
Just go through the list of porn stars
Go to an anime convention and get a bunch of English VAs to sign it.
Firstly I would write my name in it to make sure I won't lose it.
Yuno won.
burn it
I have seen you before
Nothing I want to have an afterlife.
thanks anon
wipe my butt
A lot of fun.
Ryuk lied about that
Write my own name followed by the word "painlessly" in all caps and underlined.
have some billionaires transfer their wealth to me before ordering them to their deaths
This is even better
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it's not on simple english wikipedia, can't read it
Yuno is too pure for this world
Wouldn't they also need to be narcissistic enough to think of themselves as they write?
porn stars don't use their real names
Simply write the name of people that bothers me in my daily life. Occasionally kill important people whose death I think would make the world better (so kind of like Light in that aspect, except for the idea of becoming the leader of the world, killing gigatons of criminals, and filling up the note with names... especially when you consider there's only so much space on the note...).
Good point, also Ryuk said more than once that anyone that uses the death note is doomed to disgrace and misfortune .
Even if he didn't lie about it
The original premise was that heaven and hell exist, but death note users don't go to either
meaning by using the deathnote you have a guarantee get-out-of-hell card. Considering shinigami exist, it means it's not a Christianity heaven/hell, thus the rules to get into heaven are entirely unknown. Are you willing to bet your eternal life on a 50/50 chance?
"What do you mean I am in hell? I gave the deathnote back to the shinigami and lived the rest of my life as a good selfless person!"
Devil: "You should have used the deathnote to make the world a better place, you valued your own afterlife over that of others. Now that Light dude, last I heard he became a drinking buddy to Jesus and Buddha. Great fella"
doomed to disgrace and misfortune
Was that not true?
That was less a rule, more like a rumor
It was kinda confirmed in the manga. Every death note user died badly. As Ryuk pointed out, only Lights father died happily, as he never actually used the notebook.
Save the world.
nothing
real holocasut
I have full faith they would open an exception for my good deeds
Write Eichiro Oda
totally not suspicious!!
Write Ezeved on it
I start writing the names of politicians I don't like, killing them in ridiculous ways, then I sit back and watch with glee as all Hell breaks loose.
Democrats? Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
The Pope? Spontaneous human combusion.
Whomever's in charge of Pakistan? Heart attacks.
The guy in North Korea? He explodes.
That should put the birds in the air, all right.
Trump, Putin, Musk etc all die from explosive diarrhoea while live on tv.
I would destroy Murata for ruining One Punch Man.
t. Light
FPBP
Your smell is too obvious saar
Janny it up desu.
Pedophiles, serial rapists, human traffickers, and porn producers/execs die of penile gangrene but only after being forced to release and remove all online traces of their victims so they can live peacefully.
Every single hedge fund owner or major environmental pollutor dies via radiation poisoning or some other horrific natural accident.
Fraudsters and corrupt business/government bigwigs get Luigi'd but something embarrassing happens, personally tailored to each one, so the public gets prolonged quality entertainment.
Everyone on the Forbes' real-time billionaire list gets forced into a battle royale on live TV. They get little wooden rafts and whatever they can fish out of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Escapees die immediately via explosion. The last one standing gets a medal and then dies a few months later once they think they're safe.
Testing with your name first, absolute chad.
Write my own name where I win the powerball, fuck countless hot models, get married and have a great family, and then die at a ripe old age of 85 while I still have my physical and cognitive faculties. Obviously.
What the hell is wrong with you, you gross freak?!
I mean... it would be pretty tempting to write the names of every global political and financial leader in there just to see the ensuring chaos and power vacuum