Do vampires like golden week?

I want to be her little spoon.

i hate shinobu but kiss-shot is fine, I understand why some people are more into mommy femdom than romantic gentle femdom with crab

I think what makes Kiss-Shot work as a character is that she isn't a cliche dommy mommy but a genuinely world-weary person who acts a certain way in order to entice Araragi to either free her from life or change her. Their relationship totally could have been one of those boring twink/femboy male x dommy female things but it's not like that at all, which I appreciate.

romantic gentle femdom with crab

I like both

loli > everything
shinobu > *********

good anon

I love her so much
Araragi is so lucky

I want to give crab the highest pleasure with just my tongue

Remember when she said she's traumatized by the rape attempt but the rapist didn't go for her mouth so kissing is fine?
Well... I bet the rapist wanted to fuck her, not pleasure her with his mouth... so just using your mouth would also be fine...

not loli enough

they like golden showers

Hachikuji is hotter than Shinobu. That's true for Watanabe's design for Shaft but even more true for VOFAN's design for the LN.

She has to be the ugliest vamp in fiction. Look at this fucking manface.

Snail's hips and thighs are way too strong

The golden bikinis look hideous. Like something a cheap whore would wear.

I generated about a 1000 AI pictures of both. Believe me - Hachikuji is the queen

She's alright, but not my type. Shinobu is still far better.

You willing to share your results with the class?

the boobs bother me. its like those nigger boobs and ass things
too large for no reason

you must really hate hanekawa
I'm more into crab bodytype but there is nothing wrong with big boobs and ass, they are hot, as opposed to children's bodies which are asexual

You're fucking gay

She's hot and very cute but she's pretty far in my daughterzone after watching her arc in Bake. I want to protect her and carry her to bed when she falls asleep on the couch and listen to her excitedly chattering away after she comes home from school.

Bake has the most stacked JK bodies it's unreal

loli hanekawa was extremely cute

Hanekawa is perfect. Properly done large boobs are great.
What I meant to say was that things like this are gross and Kiss-Shot looks like it to me sometimes.
But overall, I'd still say young bodies are best.

Well yeah. I agree with this storywise.

I'm going to cum all over them!

Cunni Shinobu > Boob Shinobu

lust provoking image

time wasting question

i like to imagine angry math femcel writing down paragraphs why men have unreasonable standards and will either fuck busty bpdemons or literal children and are not attracted to the average girl (her)

This.

Joke's on her I would wife the SHIT out of math's slender petite average body

me too but worshipping her body and healing her mind are part of the fantasy
though lets be real, if Senjougahara can't have sex after one attempted assault... then with the way math was treated... I doubt you'll get a kiss on the lips

I love this Math pic.

Sounds like I'm going to have to make do with pleasuring her feet with my mouth instead

Crab and math are so similar. In mind, body, trauma, mental health issues. Maybe their fight was a result of narcissism of small difference? I'll have to rewatch that part.
They are both quite lovely. Their main difference is that Gahara gets easily fixed and wifed up by Araragi while Sodachi is waiting for (you)
why is EVERY Monogatari fan a footfag

why is EVERY Monogatari fan a footfag

I'm sorry it's not fair they all have cute feet

I'm not a footfag BUT if she asked... or demanded... or put them in my face without asking...

while Sodachi is waiting for (you)

I'm going to heal her with so many hugs, you won't believe it

Math and Nobu feet are just too powerful, anon.
Snek's feet too.

Imagine she has a mental health episode so you stay inside with her to comfort her and you end up cuddling and kissing and comforting her for a week

And sex.

Even if she were completely unresponsive I would hold her gently but tightly and brush her hair and whisper that I'm here, you're safe the whole time

What if she scratched you with her nails while calling you names

hug her even closer, scratching is part of the healing process

literally asking for it

She's fucking nopan too
spreading her JC legs like a whore
Arararagi could see her bare shaved smooth everything

clingy nadeko is the ultimate semen demon. she is not my type and I am not a pedophile but that part of her is hotter than kiss-shot, or hanekawa, or crab

heh

For me, it's Yupieru-sama.

Vampire thread?

more like gatari feet thread

delicious switch Nadeko