Jojo

Was Yasuho a good character?

Yes, better than Koichi because she's realistic and hot

I miss Gyro and his side kick Johnny.

Yasuho is a good character because I want to fuck Paizuri Park

No. The only good characters in JJL were in flashbacks.

What if, next time we see Jousuke, instead of being with Yasuho, he's with Paisley Park

Next time we see Jousuke he isn't with Yasuho.

Better than Josuke and Rai

Rai dies

Someone someway his spirit schizobabbles from beyond the grave for over 5 fucking chapters to repeat the same thing "Josuke..YOUR BUBBLES.....CAN SPIN! GO BEYOND!"

"Josuke...I'm only going to say this once..."

So stupid and goofy I can't help but love it

Someone

*Somehow
Stupid autocorrect

Let us discuss the consequences a rule 63'd jojolion would have

What was the point of Daiya and Hato? They should have been combined into 1 character.

My dick likes it more when there are two different womans to see in skintight suits though?

so to be clear:

Josuke fires a secret bubble from his star birthmark every time he releases a normal bubble

These secret bubbles are actually thin strings of an unknown substance which spin in two directions simultaneously incredibly fast so they effectively form a spherical area

These strings are so thin they approach non-existant (so they're as thin as...subatomic particles? or something?)

Because of this they do not "exist" in this physical world the way everything else does

Because they do not "exist" they can pass right through objects, and do not follow the same "logic" of the world that WoU manipulates to protect Tooru and cause shit to kill people

But also they can totally still hit their targets and send Tooru flying with his guts blown out despite phasing through stuff, and one of Rai's clues was how one blew a hole in something it hit earlier

did araki read some fucking popscience book and hear about quantum tunelling and Heisenberg's indeterminacy principle and just spew out this schizobabble based on it?

even worse than that the repeated monologue from the last few chapters had stuff he simply did not say while dying in it so he's literally doing it from beyond the grave the way characters will sometimes appear as a spirit dramatically except he doesn't even show up, he just keeps ranting

To be cute and sexy. 2 eye candies are better than one.

One of the worst written characters in the whole series

Daiya was just Sugar Mountain but sluttier
Hato's entire purpose was to introduce Damo to the family

What if it was one women with different skintight suits though? Although that would require Araki to expand the characters' wardrobe beyond wearing the exact same fucking clothes as children.

Fem!Kira looks like she would call me a slur, just like the real deal. Good stuff, anon.

Above all else, JoJolion has taught me that rock humans don't deserve the racism they receive....
In fact I think all of us should be glad that rock humans are thinking of our good well being with the Rokakaka fruit

desuarchive.org/a/thread/214753503/#214777302

Exact moment the 104 release hit and people found out Kei was dead btw if you wanna see how anons reacted

So class, what did we learn this part?

Above all else, JoJolion has taught me that rock humans don't deserve the racism they receive....

In fact I think all of us should be glad that rock humans are thinking of our good well being with the Rokakaka fruit

I burned a wasp nest today :)

Thanks! Do you also have a link to the Tooru singing WoU part?

when was the last time josuke even used soft and wet to plunder something? i feel like it's just been a projectile attack or sometimes a distraction with popping noises for half the part

this has to be one of the least hype final fights I've ever seen, and this is my first time reading jojolion, I can't imagine how the guys who followed this monthly felt

desuarchive.org/a/thread/203199528/#203218934
here, though there'd probably be more reactions in the actual chapter release thread and not the early chinese leak one

kei dying wasn't actually in the leaks iirc so that one came as a surprise even though some anons were guessing it

Thanks anon

He plundered the chestnuts from moisture in I Am A Rock and heat from Jobin's brush in Beetle Tendency. Then he didn't use it anymore and only used his bubbles to explode or carry more physical things.

Old Jojo threads were somehow more unhinged than current ones

Say something nice about this character.

I am not even sure why I liked her when I read it monthly.
I also thought her relationship with Jousuke was more developed, but the only cute moment I can remember was their short date at the beginning of Love Love Deluxe, other than that Josuke just asks her to do stuff for him and Yasuho in turns just let her stand do that for her.
I liked her relationship with Tooru better until Araki had to reveal he was fucking with Yasuho since she was a little girl.

Didn't help that Araki took a couple breaks during WoU so we were stuck in this shit for more than two full years to get to Kaato showing up last volume. I might be misremembering but I think they lined up so that Josuke was in that fucking chair for almost a full year in particular.

KINO

she's one of the few actually sympathetic people in a part full of psychotic assholes and deserved better

i'm tired of jojo i want part 9 to go on a year hiatus

What character? You posted a blank picture.

Not a general btw

i wish i saved more of the oc at the time

It's not
We're just having some threads discussing Jojo
Back to your seasonal garbage

You can say that about most threads and not just Jojo.

I didn't draw that, I found it

this was just advanced coping where anons convinced themselves jojolion's ending was shit on purpose because araki planned to do a direct sequel that would massively expand on a lot of the stuff he had dropped and have a better final villain behind all the rock human shit than tooru. i don't think many actually wanted to see the cast more, they just wanted to believe their investment in early part 8 would be rewarded somehow.

Sometimes bad shit just happens

Is there any reason Josuke can't make a giant bubble (like he does in the Ozon Baby arc) and blow it up à la Killer Queen?

She did a good job as a maid. She was a horrible spy tho

the exact moment people found out jobin had died

desuarchive.org/a/thread/203199528/#203219218

Araki made Jojolion shit on purpose to better align with its themes Only the fans will get this thoughbeit

The anime will cut one of the two Rock human biology lessons to introduce an original flashback for him.
Tooru has the style, authority, and power of a main villain, the problem is that the narrative fucks him over.
Not only he shows up late but we get 0 motivations or deeper insights on him
Hell I think his characterization is mostly fine (at least better than bottom tier villains like Dio Brando and Kars) with WoU and him trying to spare Yasuho, a simple flashback showing us his point of view would make him at least a decent villain (around the level of Diavolo maybe)

toru serving in ww2 flashback PLEASE it would explain the bit where japanese soldiers took the rokakaka from papua new guinea

inb4 his origin story traces valentine tracing mountain tim

he was on an expedition

almost died

just then the juice from the fruit trickled towards him and healed him

bottom tier villains like Dio Brando

decent villain (around the level of Diavolo)

I loved this anime scene youtube.com/watch?v=ramlhAr4ikQ

My heroine.

Prosciutto aniki is so cool

DAMN I should rewatch the VA anime it's way better

I don't get the "As I love and breathe a JoJolion" joke could someone explain it to a retard like me?

How did Josuke never break shit with his secret bubbles before?

7 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 8 > 6

If you actually prefer 8 to 6 you are clinically retarded.

For me it's
7>3>4>2>8>6>5>1

fixed version
2 = 6 > 7 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 8

i want to memoryhole stone ocean and never hear about it again

You are all ready for HIM right?

"No."

This is the objective ranking and you can't prove it wrong btw
7>6>3>4>2>5>8>1

AAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Araki gave Flashback Man a gayer redesign

Sigh...

God next volume is going to be hilarious I definitely need to be in that thread while it's happening. In fact the reactions when the chapters first released along with the notice jojolion was ending was also funny.

Would bringing back flashback man at the very end haruno style be cringekino enough to save it serious question would it be too corny/hacky

So now we are calling any opinions we don't like bait?
Kars and Dio Brando (Not DIO) are the most basic "Evil for the sake of evil" villains out there Dio Brando at least has her relationship with Jonathan, Kars loses the only interesting trait he had when he turns into the perfect lifeform.
Diavolo is not Valentine or Pucci level but he is serviceable far better than Kars, Dio Brando, and Tooru.

Is that actually how they say fuck you in France and naples? I know America is right along with probably Japan since Araki is Japanese.

Gappy never had any moment as hardcore as this

6 is the worst thing I've had the displeasure of reading. It's SnK bad.

How do we go from a battle such as Valentine vs Gyro and Johnny to this? when I read Jojolion 4 years ago I didn't remember it being this bad

ACTUAL objective ranking:
7>5>3>2>4>6>1>8

Aot is better than every jojo part

Not with that ending

TOMORROW

Depends on how he's brought back since maybe his role changes things in such a way that it's kino but honestly it's best he's forgotten since his existence doesn't make sense in the first place. So my answer is probably no because just him appearing wouldn't do much but raise more questions.

filtered

Do we think Josefumi Kujo's dad is still on tour?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion

A lithopedion (also spelled lithopaedion or lithopædion; from Ancient Greek: λίθος "stone" and Ancient Greek: παιδίον "small child, infant"), or stone baby, is a rare phenomenon which occurs most commonly when a fetus dies during an abdominal pregnancy,[1] is too large to be reabsorbed by the body, and calcifies on the outside as part of a foreign body reaction, shielding the mother's body from the dead tissue of the fetus and preventing septic infection.

I just learned about this. Would riggers be cooler if they were calcium humans?

Why did Yasuho send Kei to her death? That was fucking evil and she didn't even thank Joshu for giving her his arm

Why did Yasuho send Kei to her death? That was fucking evil

Don't forget Kei had no idea about Wou's power when she went to Josuke btw.

Why didn't Paisley park instantly travel through power lines to Josuke?

NTA but I haven't read or watched AOT since the final chapter was released and heard they changed parts of it. Did the changes make it considered good now because I remember on release it was pretty negatively viewed due to partly how Eren and Armin acted. There was also a lot of discontent with the final arc in general since people really wanted Eren to go the whole way and basically hated the AoT "avengers". Also how the founder girl's motive that she was in love with the king which was very weird especially with how it tied into Eren and Mikasa relationship. I was sorta unsatisfied with it personally so I disconnected from the franchise but I didn't think it was terrible( outside the founder girl motive which I thought was terrible) since I know the author was put in a tough spot and obviously complete global genocide was not going to happen.

The translation most people read was bad, little changes were made in the manga with the volume release which changed things a little but didn't effect the infamous Eren/Armin conversation which is what most had problems with. Anime cleaned up the dialogue in that scene. Armin got angrier at Eren about the genocide, Eren said that his plan wasn't rational and that he kinda just felt like doing it. His motivations were just clearer to the point where anime-only fans almost universally LOVED the ending. If you wanted stoic, badass Eren like a large sect of the fanbase then it didn't address that but I personally never saw him as that sorta character.

It's SnK bad.

Did Jojolion have ANY good characters?

You're right. 6 is worse.

26

I'll gape your memoryholes so wide they'll call you Yasuho

Is the Jojolion tomorrow?

Dio Brando (Not DIO)

I gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed bait because I didn't expect anyone could be this retarded. I like Dio's World and Stardust Crusaders as a whole. I think DIO is very cool in his element. But that doesn't change the fact that DIO is the one that has no motive, no presence and no direct relation to the main cast. He's just a last boss that exists to be a last boss. The so-called "fate of the Joestars to fight DIO" is not characterization. The entire impetus for all of part 3 is DIO awakening his stand causing Holly to be harmed by pure accident. He doesn't care about Holly at all, takes no proactive actions, and is purely reactionary to the Crusaders as in "Well if you're coming to kill me I'll at least dispatch stand users to defend myself." There's no possible way anyone with a brain can suggest Dio Brando, the one who regularly interacts with Jonathan, regularly shows readers his internal monologue, regularly appears on page throughout the entire part, regularly expresses emotions other than "reee I'm angry at you for trying to stop me!" and is shown as having some semblance of a motive (I'm poor and mistreated, my mommy died, my daddy was mean, etc.) has worse characterization than DIO. DIO is a guy waiting in his mansion for 150 chapters who delivers one villain speech to Polnareff at the end. He works very well as "scary figure in the shadows", but this is paper-thin in terms of characterization.
In this vein, Diavolo is closer to DIO than he is to Dio Brando. He's a largely passive presence in the part. To his credit he does confront a main character much sooner than DIO, but he has virtually no characterization beyond "leave me alone" which is far below Dio Brando. All three (Dio Brando, DIO, Diavolo) want to rule the world (by trascending humanity and ruling as a vampire, ruling with The World, and ruling with King Crimson respectively). However, Dio Brando is the only one with more characterization than that.

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn't care for stoic Eren and him sorta hiding behind that personality to achieve his plan makes sense. I'm glad Armin was changed from thanking him for what he's done to being mad at Eren. Obviously I'm sure it can be argued that the paths or whatever told eren that killing 80% of the world creates the optimal outcome so my issue is more so with author then the character on that end. Still the whole founder girl shit was my main gripe so that not changing yet it being universally praised is surprising. I'm guessing either people don't care about that part so it's ignored or I'm misinterpreting it terribly.

Jojolion is a story about breaking a curse
As it is the first part to not contain Dio or his influence

Josuke . . .
Joshu . . .
Yasuho . . .
Tooru . . .
Aishou . . .
Valentine . . .

Yasuho doesn't even ask "are you okay Kei?"

dragged enough human souls to his hell-cluster of a planet

Is he talking about ZeXal? Isn't that its own continuity?

Josuke...
Yasuho...
Joshu...
Tooru...
Norisuke...
Jobin...
Aisho...

Jojo part set in pre-historic era when

Blue-eyed Kars on the moon.

Holly...
Wait, how are you awake?

jobin would have been a better final villain, the way he got rugpulled after all the build up reminded of sandman in sbr and how he suddenly got turned into an enemy of the week

So what's Jojolion Holly's Stand?

Jobin would still be a dumb final villain. Was antagonistic towards his family for no reason.

Her stand makes her son abandon her for a new family

the first part to not contain Dio or his influence

Huh I suppose it is though part 4-5 the influence is pretty weak since Giorno being Dio's son does affect Giorno but it doesn't really matter for the plot. For part 4 it's the arrow and flesh bud which kick-starts the first half of part 4 but doesn't matter for the second. Part 7 isn't exactly Dio's influence instead Diego but I'll count that as dio's influence.

The "main villain" of Jojolion should've been Jobin, Tsurugi (KING CRIMSON) and Kaato together

Jobin during/immediately after Bettle Tendency? Maybe.
Jobin after Vitamin C, Blue Hawaii, and Ozone Baby exposed him as a bitch? Nah.

Morioh....

What buildup? Jobin was outed as a nobody during Blue Hawaii.

Yasuho ate the first fruit

Tooru ate the second

Um... it's gonna be revealed there's a secret third fruit right bros?

The rest of the fruit grows in Kaato's tits

All the King stand in the higashikatas should have came together like a megazord and formed "King of kings" or maybe "King of pain" and became the final boss.

She looks good with her hair down

Having sex with PP is just another Yasuho humiliation ritual.

Lemme suckle on that fruit then!!!! Gotta make sure it's nice and ripe for harvest!!!!

Joshu . . .

Jobin touches Norisuke and starts crying and saying "sorry dad..."

Norisuke stands there unphazed and then suddenly disappears

"Hmph. You...are sorry?"

"!????"

Norisuke walks from behind Jobin

"I am pleased with you my son. In the face of adversity, you chose the survival of this family over your own feelings. As a wise Italian man once said, "Sentimentality has no place in a True Man's World.""

"F-Father!?"

"Haven't I told you before Jobin? You don't go around showing your asshole to people do you? Nor would I see it fit to unveal the TRUE ability of my King Nothing...until now."

"KING CRIMSON."

Any last villain would have been better than Tooru and WoU

but doesn't matter for the second

Yoshihiro got his arrow from Enya, Kira, his father, and all the stand users Yoshihiro creates are another consequences of DIO

Awaking III Leaves is very sexy

volume ended on kaato's re-enter

her stand hasn't been shown yet

She will have King Crimson trust the plan.

Super underrated stand, design wise and power wise, shame I hate the fight it's in so much.

Enya

That's not Dio and she was giving out arrows willy nilly seeing how Diavolo got some. It's not really influence like the flesh bud which was direct and while you can connect it it's more simply cause and affect. You can use cause and affect to say everything we see in the original universe was partly influenced by Dio and even the new universe with Diego if you really stretch it.

Pursuit IS

Moving towards WoU

Noticing WoU outside your house

Thinking about pursuing WoU

Thinking about inviting WoU to pursue you

WoU looking at you

Checking a window to see if WoU is outside

Talking about WoU

Looking at WoU in a photo (that you didn't ask to see)

Trying to punch WoU

Seeing Tooru in a video

Interviewing WoU

Seeing WoU's back

Defending yourself against WoU's rock insects

Investigating WoU's rock insects

Standing up

Grabbing WoU's throat

Looking at Tooru's face

Making a phone call

Touching something WoU touched

Trying to punch Tooru

Sending an automatic stand after WoU (only causes calamity after hitting him)

Aiming an attack that "does not exist" at WoU

Firing off an attack that "does not exist" at WoU

Trying to help WoU

Pursuit IS NOT

Approaching Tooru

Trying to punch WoU

Looking at WoU in a photo (that you did ask to see)

Attending a WoU concert

WoU looking at you

Noticing WoU next to you

Going where WoU is going

Calling Tooru

Noticing WoU inside your house

Interviewing WoU

Inviting WoU to pursue you

Saying you'll kill WoU

Seeing WoU's back

Defending yourself against WoU's rock insects

Reaching towards WoU to attack

Setting a trap for WoU

Destroying Rokakaka test tubes

Chasing WoU

Opening an elevator door to expose WoU

Shooting Tooru through the phone with an attack that "does not exist"

Sorry, I overslept.

she was giving out arrows willy nilly seeing how Diavolo got some

Diavolo found the arrows in the first place and then sold them to her.

It's a stand that could easily have been a jobro's stand with how versatile but not overpowered it is. While it did get a decent showing I still feel like it was wasted due to how much I like it.

Oh shit you're right but my point still stands

Review of each JoJolion arc
Soft & Wet - A good introductory arc to the story and characters with an interesting premise
California King Bed - Boring and overall a waste of time. Great Masturbation material though.
Paisley Park/Born This Way - Good, fun chase sequence arc even if it's the start of the automatic stand battles issue that plagues Jojolion
Shakedown Road - Good arc that focuses on a great dynamic between Josuke and Joshu and gives an interesting look into Johnny after SBR.
Paper Moon Deception - Terrible. Disregarding the nonstop suffering and rape Yasuho is put through for almost no reason, it introduces Tsurugi as a PoS antagonist which is bad because he ends up being one of the emotional crux's of the story for some of the characters
I am a Rock - Good introduction to Rock Humans, boring first half where characters lose IQ before remembering they have stands.
It's a Summer Vacation Everyday/Beetle Tendency - Kino. Jobin really shakes things up as a major antagonist and the Beetle fight was great.
Doobie Wah - Bad. Not terribly offensive or anything just suffers from more of "AN AUTOMATIC STAND IS TRACKING US!!!!! WE MUST RUN AWAY!"
Love Love Deluxe - Alright. Karera was a fun character (mostly because she's barely in the story I suppose) and the fight with the twins was short and sweet with some neat moments.
Vitamin C & Killer Queen - Arguably one of the best arcs in Jojo as a whole. The only downside is Kira and Josefumi were vastly more engaging to follow and root for than any of the other characters in Part 8.
(1/2)

(2/2)
Milagro Man - Fun mini arc. Short and sweet. No real issues with this one.
Blue Lagoon - Boring. Starts off great and full of tense moments but putters out very very quickly and runs into a repetitive nature with Josuke acting low IQ again and forgetting he has a stand in order to ensure the arc happens.
Urban Guerilla - Alright. You either like Rai or hate him. I like him. He's a funnier asshole than Joshu. The fight was fun and unique too, even if I find the rock animal idea retarded
Ozone Baby - Decent arc. It was entertaining to follow the big brain plans by Jobin and Poor Tom was a funny little shit.
Doctor Wu - Alright. I uh...don't really have much to say. Mitsuba is neat (hot), and Wu had some funny lines. It was okay.
Wonder of U - Starts of amazing. Absolute kino. imo this arc was full of great mystery and suspense and hit all the right marks.....and then Jobin and Rai dies and it immediately takes a sharp fucking nosedive into garbage shit with character assassinations, retarded motives, characters trying to bullshit their way into explaining the plot. It really tests the patience of a lot of readers and was a very very poor way of ending JoJolion. I like Tooru.
Radio Ga Ga - A fine arc in a vacuum. There's nothing really wrong with it, it's a fun read. Unfortunately it comes at the very end of JoJolion and doesn't do anything to alleviate the flaws of Part 8 as most people coped it would. The ending itself is whatever. Josuke not talking to his mother is retarded, Holly not being healed, "pick out a cake Josuke!" it pisses me off just thinking about it.
Overall JoJolion had a lot of good shit in it, but it also has some of the lowest points of the franchise mixed in there and even an anime adaption wouldn't really be able to fix the story. There's probably fanfics out there with a more coherent story than what we actually got.

I give JoJolion a C-
Thank you for bearing with my autism & reading my blog.

I have a soft spot for I Am A Rock because of the Josuke/Norisuke interactions and how the latter told the former he isn't alone (evil Norisuke retcon aside), even if the battle itself was crap. Shame they didn't interact that much afterwards.

Fun Fun Fun completely changes because Yasuho wouldn't run off when seeing the photo album, since Ojiro wouldn't be able to pose as Femsuke.
California King Bed might not even happen because Daiya isn't a lesbian as far as we know.
Born This Way is basically the same.
Shakedown Road would be a little different because Joshuu would definitely be simping for the naive naked woman who Yasuho dug out of the ground.
Paper Moon is mostly the same, but there'd probably be a joke when Joshuu pulls his pants down and Yasuho (who thinks this is Femsuke) is freaked out at the sight of an unexpected penis.
I Am A Rock is the same.
Beetle Tendency is probably the same but Joshuu would have an easier time cheering for Femsuke.
Everything Doobie Wah onward is pretty much the same, save for any potential butterfly effect coming from Joshuu being Femsuke's beta orbiter.

pick out a caaaa~~ake!

Crazy how Norisuke is the best character in the part on a pure basis of not being a retard or a piece of shit
Just a genuinely good dad and he gets fucked over for it at every turn

not being a retard

Well...

Valentine's grand grand son btw.

You know a part was bad when even the YouTubers turned against it
youtu.be/oA3BvyIjFIs

Reminder that if you still defend Jojolion after tomorrow, you're lower than even Hamon Beat.
Even he was willing to admit he was wrong for defending it.

Valentine

having kids

No you MUST hate JoJolion just like me

Unlike you I'm mature enough to realize its flaws but appreciate its positives as well.

I'm not even gay and I think Young Norisuke is handsome.

knows what shittubers think

cares at all

Pathetic.

Happy Honking anons

Ah...no way....I.....I FORGOT the link...
dropbox.com/scl/fo/fs9fq24h3rqi769og4daz/ADdXoSGbaVXuL4GhioHh07M?dl=0&e=3&rlkey=j8mp9tp8dexsgxtnz0aywuo15

What is there to defend in Jojolion? It's a shit part all the way through.

why do storytime threads not meme on the bite marks

Wasn't it DIO's cult Okuyasu's dad joined and got the arrow from?

Josuke...I'm in Heaven Josuke...it's amazing. I understand everything now. It's the "Spin", everything is the "Spin". God is a giant spinning ball Josuke, all works are born from the "Spin". Your stand was "born" with the "Spin" Josuke. You are "God's Chosen" Josuke, the new "Messiah". You will "deliver" us from "Calamity" with your soap bubbles Josuke...

Okuyasu's dad was working for DIO but he didn't get an arrow from that, Keicho tracked down the arrow himself.

I have.

I guess I didn't remember this but the kira's father's arrow is a different arrow that was given to the father by Enya.

I DID NOT FUCK YOSHIKAGE KIRA

ENTER SENILEraki

The common conception was that JoJolion would get "better on a reread" but if anything it's the other way around. The monthly schedule makes you overlook the fact that some characters don't have enough screentime. Jobin was quite popular back in the day but I doubt it would be the same if people had read it in one go.

jojowiki.com/Funnier_Valentine

Not son but also

jojowiki.com/The_Funniest_Valentine

Because it's the same type of stand as the flashback man so it feels derivative

It's so fucking weird how Part 7 is so much better than the other parts. Jesus' appearances, the main villain, the supporting characters, the protagonists
it's like everything fell into place perfectly. I read the other parts and none of them come close.

Why didn't Noriuske, the largest Higashikata, simply eat the rest?

It's a level above fanfiction since it was approved and is from a official Jojo book but it's functional fanfaction as you said.

I feel like the only way we'll get an answer about flashback man is if DavidPro staff ask Araki directly when they adapt part 8.

Stardust Crusaders is still Araki's best.

While being senile/having a stroke/etc. are memed as/being actual causes for Araki declining, the main shit is this kind of story doesn't match with his style to write everything on the fly. Hints don't matter if you just retcon them.

You're fucking insane if you think this guy isn't just going to be completely cut from the anime. There is zero benefit to keeping him in and there's even less benefit from trying to "fix" him.

I still say this was a Damo proto design before Araki changed it
That's my cope

The jump to monthly helped part 7 tremendously

if flashback man needed to be cut then he would've been already. josefumi's birthmark was edited out last year. he's coming back for jojolands. fuck off doubters

when's he coming back bros?

Once Joshu steals his arm and becomes possessed by him.

kek good thread

The easiest answer is Araki forgot Flashback Man.

Jorge Joestar is kinoer than anything ArHACKI could ever conceive you can read it in an afternoon

I think personal story is pretty good with her family and personality. the romance part was poorly handle because Araki refused to let them be in the same room for more than two chapters at a time. Also somehow she doesn't feel as cool as lucy. They both had the sexual assault thing going but happened way too many times with Yasuho. Also Paisley park being sentient made it feel like Yasuho wasn't consciously contributing even after she learned about her stand. For instance she didn't help with go beyond, PP did that on its own and Josuke had to explain to her what happened.

It's not, a good chunk of SC is Araki playing around with the concept of stands. This leads to the part feeling bloated with narratively pointless fights. Of course other parts have this problem too but it's more pronounced in SD.

reminder that Araki fumbled Kei so badly, that the panel where josuke feels grabbed by the arms of her ghost and Rai shueisha forgot about her completely and colored the four of them as the schizo's

tomorrow we get to see Po Pi Po Pi Po Pi Po, Hi Di Hi Di Hi, He De He De He, Oh Di Oh Di Oh, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo, and Dun Dun Dun

I FUCKING LOVE ROCK INSECT KINO

I know he'll be cut but it's such a seemingly important moment that I'm sure someone will ask what was going on there. There's a small chance we'll get an answer in an anime interview.

Loyal monthly readers...

LMAO

What answer are you expecting/want other than

I changed my mind *raffs*

Fuck, at this rate Karera and Cato are dead the moment they appear

thought it was Ayase Momo for a second lol

This part ain't ending for at least 4 years lmfao

If this were the ending arc everything would be abrupt

It's hilarious how this shit doesn't even feel climax-like until you see you are in Part 20 of it (although the original titles were different).

It's Unfunny Valentine. Take not of his stone cold serious face.

I love how you could instantly tell when Araki made the switch.

I'm rereading Jesus' appearances in Part 7 in the archives and I'm getting hyped again. I remembered Part 7 as being very good, but I forgot how beautiful the art is.
Maybe Jojolion would have turned out better if they had kept Jesus.

phone poster

delusional partwarring shitpost

pottery

I'll get around to reading it someday.

This would've been absolutely kino in any other part with characters that weren't fumbled as badly as Kei and Rai.

final volume tomorrow

I'll miss you retards.

I'm not on my phone, I got it from Reddit while I was looking for the volume so I could check out certain parts of the manga in the archives.
And yes, part 7 is simply better than all the other parts, and the others were generally good.

Kei completely forgotten and pointless, dies instantly as soon as she's reintroduced

Rai is an annoying sperg at best and an immersion ruining sore thumb at worst

Ohhhhhh noooooo...

from Reddit

doubling down on the cancer

pottery

Pretending part 7 isnt the best makes you a giga retard.

Araki drew the two right panels, went to bed, woke up, and said "I can do better"

Anon, we still have Jojolands.

and an underage

Heh we still got about a week left with JoJoLands
Then the storytime crew will have to disband....

To find out which volume that panel came from, retard. And it actually worked because the chapter number was in the pic

Don't be an autist. Not everyone stating their opinion is partswarring.

You're not an animeonly....right?

To [excuses]

Go post your MAL account next.
Stating your opinion is people giving all their ratings earlier. Saying your part is "so much better" and proceeding to suck its dick is delusional partwarring.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I haven't read Jojolands since the day the first chapter dropped so that'll be fun.

Giorno & Mista panel

Was that not in the anime? I swear it was.

It seems your anger is genuine and you had a bad experience with these kinds of "partwarning" posts. If so, let me clarify that I didn't mean to hurt your vagina, and have a nice day.

Part 7 is objectively the best part thoughbeit, and I mean objectively in the literal dictionary definition with all the weight that carries.

and I mean I don't know the definition of the word

JoJolion is king of wasted stands

Needs to add "Where the fuck is Mickey?" among other SO cuts.

When I first got into Jojo, I'd watch the anime and then read the manga version of the part to see if there were any changes/additions.

It was in the blu-ray. The TV version had Giorno's fingers out of Mista's pants. Not sure if it was intentional or not.

Objectively the best part is Stardust Crusaders, the most praised, financially successful, homaged, and lauded part.

...after Battle Tendency, of course.

I took a shit earlier and forgot to wash my hands

That was a really bold moment from Josuke

you will never convince someone that their favorite part sucks and that your favorite part is better it is fate

Part 7 is not my favorite but it had the most emotional final villain confrontation imo

M-my legs! They're moving on their own!!!

He deserved better.

I mean, I can say what my favorite part is and that's it. I don't really care enough to try to convince anyone.
But I barely ever go into Jojo threads, so I didn't know that was actually a common problem.

The fact that spinning bubbles were foreshadowed all the way back in Urban Guerilla makes Go Beyond even more of a strange writing choice

I'll be there, ready to do my job.

I wanna fuck her stand

what went so WRONG

Nothing, really.

Touching something WoU touched

When seeing that one I said "what the fuck?" out loud. Araki was constantly making WoU way too hard to deal with, which would make any way he gets killed unsatisfactory since at least one of the major rules of what pursuit is would be broken.

The best thing JojoLands has going for it presently is that it's not Jojolion. I honestly can't even tell how good it is I'm just so fucking happy I don't have to see Tooru or Josuke or Tsurugi.

Why was Gappy front and center on the EoH cover when he did jack shit during the story?

it's going nowhere

Paisley Park smells like strawberries

You should be able to solve this.

Because he was the new JoJo + easy pose to reference. Worry not, he will be replaced with Jodio when EoHR comes out in 2026.

They didn't name him Jolando.

'Buy za manga'.
Also...

green Johnny

Yuck.

it would be cool if there was an alt-universe SC OVA where they start in Egypt (family vacation gone wrong) and end in Japan.

Where are his muscles

That was before he started taking steroids.

I KNEEL king

I wanna fuck HER

Nothing, it's pretty alright

Also the episodes hat cover the final Japan stretch will have Japanese Boy by Aneka as it's credit song.

Joshu...

Volume 6 when?

Araki...

I wanna fuck her in the OP pic but I can't find a god damn source
It has a twitter handle but that person either purged or is the wrong one

Everyone in Morioh...

Toru...

Will Araki ever go back to the original universe? I want to see Josuke and OUR HERO Koichi again.

He goes back very frequently... For Rohan chapters.

It's called Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan.

JoJoLands is currently on chapter 25

JoJolion chapter 25 was Paper Moon Deception Part 3 with barely jackshit still going on

I'd say so far it's going far better than JoJolion, it feels like a better version of Vento Aureo so far, only thing it's missing is more interactions between the main cast but that's not the first time that's happened with Araki.

Yotsuyu...

TSKR completely ignores Josuke

only thing it's missing is more interactions between the main cast

This is true of literally every part besides Stardust Crusaders and Steel Ball Run.

Rohan completely ignores Josuke

Yeah.

Even SDC has it.

Kakyoin barely interacts with Jotaro

Avdol barely interacts with anyone besides Joseph and Polnareff

Iggy feels like an afterthought during the whole stretch between GEB and Pet Shop

It's the right one. You may need Paisley Park yourself.
pawmimo.straw.page/

I forget Iggy is the sixth crusader sometimes.

Nothing? I'm enjoying Jojolands.

Josuke? Koichi? Jotaro (forma de Ireneverse)? Who the fuck are those clowns?

Anyway, here's a Hazamada one-shot. *raughs

For those that were there for the 2020 standalone SBR storytime, how does it fair against the one that's a part of this storytime?

Huh I guess it was that one after all

The drawings are mostly on Instagram

God damn it another one, I guess I gotta make an Insta to save some pics from artists

Can't believe it's just tomorrow and jojolands. I wish I had joined in sooner

I wonder if Araki will ever touch on post-Stone Ocean Irene and not-Jotaro. That's a can of worms I don't think he'll ever try and open. Just going to cause a lot of anger.

EoHR

Can't wait for Go Beyond and WoU to job to TWOH.
Maybe Jojolands will even have its main villain by this time and Jodio will have his powerup too. That way they can both job to DIO to make Jotaro look cooler.

Just a joke about the name of the part being about a “Jojo lion”.

In the irene verse, everything besides Stone Ocean happened, right?

star platnium is invincible CANON

Don't you remember Damo's ICONIC last words, anon?

If Star Platinum were in this part, it would simply tank the calamity, or else use Star Breath to suck Tooru's calamity powers out and then punch him.

jotarofags getting uppity

Isn't that what happened to Kakyoin

I think that everyone alive at the time Stone Ocean ended is still alive and as they are in the old universe.
Everyone who died in Stone Ocean may or may not be alive now, but with different names. The events pre-Stone Ocean may or may not be the same, with minor tweaks (Irene has a better relationship with her dad than Jolyne).

Sucking out his "calamity" isn't considered a "pursuit" because Star Platinum's suck breath actually creates a small "black hole" and "black holes" do not "exist"

only a week left before we can't argue about the SOfag running threads

Does EoH really need a rerelease it wasn't very good gameplay wise and so only remembered due to TWOH.

I think that everyone alive at the time Stone Ocean ended is still alive

Do you ever think about all the readers who died since JoJo's Bizarre Adventure began?

need

No.

will it get one

Probably. Anime licensed games are so lazy.

This part is so boring, where the hell is Hazamada?

No but it's fun
I'd like a PC port at least or if we got a PS3 translation so I can emulate properly

It was much slower and sorta comfy, but far less interesting and fun. I remember being apart of the Part 6 story time that followed shortly after, but I remember nothing about it. This is also just an autism thing on my part, but I didn't like every page being posted as full spreads. Individual pages being posted is good for breathing room.

you know, i was re-reading all the parts and quite frankly, bites the dust was pure bullshit.
how the fuck do you counter something like that? like at least other villain stands had a counter, but kira was just pure BS

Then the storytime crew will have to disband....

youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY

Hmmmm me no get it

how the fuck do you counter something like that

The way Hayato did. The villain power is supposed to be bullshit that makes you wonder how they will counter it. But ever since part 5 the answer is always "unlock the insta-win counter to the last boss."

guys does jojo suck maybe im just not a teenager anymore

I was wondering because I was thinking if emporio would be able to tell jotaro what happened, since jotaro would still have a stand, he'd be able to understand what emporio would say

God I wish this was real

No it's still pretty good this part is just a mess

Keep letting Rohan read you so you can buy more time to come up with a perfect plan to kill Kira or make him expose himself without having anyone else die
It rewound after the second time Hayato encountered Rohan so presumably you can just keep doing that with the same person and it'll keep rewinding

I didn't like part 5. I don't know why, but I just didn't like it.

Adulthood is realizing everything but the original trilogy (the real Jojo) and Steel Ball Run sucks.

baseado

The only reason it was countered is because Araki wrote himself into a corner with the if you find out my stand or me exists you die bullshit, and had to make Kira who was being INSANELY careful suddenly monologue that he was Kira in order to break the cycle. That shit was so out of character considering just before he refused to even show himself and was hiding behind a utility pole.

Can we stop pretending Phantom Blood is good?

It's among the top of shounen, but it's still shounen. Any grounded and coherent story will be leagues better.

you can read it in like an hour who cares

He didn't really write himself into a corner, Stray Cat killing him absolutely could've worked without the watch bullshit. It just wouldn't be satisfying for him to die to Hayato instead of a Jojo so he'd never do it.

Agreed, but part 4 gave us one of the best final antagonists and part 5 gave us a shit ton of retarded memes. So at least they had value unlike part 6 and 8.

but it is?

It just wouldn't be satisfying for him to die to Hayato instead of a Jojo so he'd never do it.

I woulda been fine with it personally. Josuke really didn't do shit that mattered, and in the end it was Kochi and Jotoro that saved the day.

Why couldn't Josuke use go beyond to bring Rai and Kei back to life?

No stand can- ACK!

Go beyond exists BEYOND the logic of this world. Shoot a bubble at them and they'll return to life

Upon re-reading a little bit of 6's story time thread that I mentioned, it was worse than I remember lol. The no posting images rule during the dump causes far less interaction than you'd think.

Adulthood is realizing ... Steel Ball Run sucks.

Based.

Araki's art is worse than its ever been. Everything is too blocky, and the anatomy is just laughable.

Oh shit his watch protected him from Stray Cat

Wait a second lemme just

HEY RANDOM BYSTANDER MY DAD'S NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA

*boom*

Alright now I'll just do that again but without getting his wrist burned at the beginning

Maybe DBAnon would storytime spinoff

Any other series besides obviously FotN to fill in that Jojo shaped hole in my chest after this storytime?

Shu Ba Da Do Wa bros . . . We are forgotten . . .

where is the mustard one from?

TUMMY UOOOOOOOH (TToTT)
erotic sailor...
it's fact that when you truly love your mommy you become more attractive

JoJolion gets worse after Vitamin C!!!

JoJolion gets worse after Milagro Man!!!

JoJolion gets worse after Blue Hawaii!!!

JoJolion gets worse after Brain Storm!!!

JoJolion gets worse after Ozone Baby!!!

JoJolion gets worse after Doctor Wu !!!

Jojolion gets worse after The Wonder of You!!!

JoJolion gets worse after-

Stop embarrassing yourself, Here you go

hm hayato had a strange look in his eyes

he must have told a random bystander my name in order to go back in time because he figured out something

strange, when he caught that cup from falling, he almost looked like a cat with those reflexes... that must mean he used stray cat to attack me

so thats why he caught the tea cup, to make sure my hand doesnt get burned and i put my watch in my pocket that protects my heart

You know for a fact that Kira at the end became a deduction demon and he would have figured everything out.

like at least other villain stands had a counter

Bites The Dust couldn't be countered by anyone but Hayato once the first loop happened basically. But yeah, even then it only happened because Kira was too much of an arrogant dumbass and talked too much, so while the loop was ironically one weakness, the biggest weakness was Kira's arrogance.

It rewound after the second time Hayato encountered Rohan

But only after everyone else got Bites The Dusted. Although, at least in Viz's translation, it says it'll activate if he even writes it down.

Even if he didn't, it'd probably just become fate that his watch ends up in his pocket regardless

x.com/Vishkujo/status/1428257465850814473

I hope so. i didn't even know this one finished. Was it good or naw?

None of your green text is wrong though. Part 8 sucks my hairy balls.

Dunno, but i want to read it with everyone frst time

The WoU Arc alone is longer than Phantom Blood.

Yeah, I hope that happens, anyways i'll see if I catch the thread tomorrow. I've got work, though

Kira who was being INSANELY careful

We were literally introduced to Kira taking his latest hand out of his pocket and having it press onto sandwiches in a public store, then chasing after children to get his bag back. He was a turbo retard kept afloat by plot armor.

Sort of a stupid question, but how is spine art done? It doesn't seem like it's drawn in one go, as Trish rocks her original hair style while Diavolo is there at the end. I assume different sections are drawn over the course of the volume releases?

Yeah, Kira is only really careful when backed into a corner, otherwise he's surprisingly careless since he's too used to fate being on his side, with Bites The Dust he was giddier than ever, and right before Josuke showed up, fate was on his side once again when the pocket watch protected him from Stray Cat.

It's stupid for him to say his name out loud, but he was in that "arrogant villain loves saying his own name" mood.

Is it more actual pages? I don't know if the volumes are the same length for weekly PB and monthly JJL.

Anon, Kira was so drunk with power that he was the epitome of carelessness, he was so careless that his david bowie hair started showing and didn't give a fuck

Our three SBR protagonists, Gyro, Johnny and Mountain Tim.

More than Kira being careless, Hayato being a 10head that foiled his plans is even more egregious.

they are, although it should be noted that one of the SBR volumes is noticeably thinner

I still wish they made in blonde, but maybe that would be too on the nose.

PB is 5 volumes, WoU is more or less 6 and a half. Even if they had roughly the same amount of pages per volume, WoU still would have more.

Checking out here, PB's volume 1 has 8 chapters, while a JJL volume has 4, and monthly issues can have twice as many pages at least, so page count in JJL volume can be about the same or more.

No clue, most likely part 2

the arrow and fate literally on his side

still loses

Was Kira retarded?

You lost
Even the JJL anon admitted defeat

Speed King there for no fucking reason kills me every time.

Vitamin C was the most retarded villain stand. Prove me wrong.

Speed King's POTENTIAL...Jobin's SECRET POWER, which NOBODY KNOWS.

part 8 art

What the fuck happened?

Most retarded

You touch it or anything it touched and you're pretty much dead

I think you meant "Doobie Wah is the most retarded villain stand"

Yes they're drawn as they go

Assuming Araki had a plan, I wonder what the hell that flash forward was all about. Like was rape goblin really the one who murdered Norisuke, or was he just covering for Jobin?

Urban Guerilla sucks dick but Milagro man and Ozone Baby are great. I've always said this when talking about how bad the back half is.

Not the best Lucy Araki has drawn.

Nah, he still had to cut people with something after making them soft. And even then it had a stupidly short range where you could even ooze out of range and return to normal.

covering for Jobin

This doesn't even make sense since Jobin killed Norisuke in front of the entire family. I can't believe how many retcons and dropped plot points there are in every fucking arc even going into the finale.

worse Magician's Red

Liquify someone

Cut their liver out and walk away

They're dead after they leave your range

Sounds pretty good to me.

That's what makes it cool. It literally just makes you soft and wet but he used it to horrifying effect with his 1000 yen bill torture routine.

This design always makes me laugh. It's so stupid.

woah SDC felt much longer than VA despite being the same lenght.

It's clearly not Araki's work.

Who's Mickey?

SO

Are you talking about "The Mouse"?

This panel always stuck out to me, as I think it does to a lot of anons just because it's obviously cool and it's a very nice aspect of Jobin's character. Anyways since this is such a cool panel in my brain for awhile I got my wires crossed and figured it was from Jobin's final days freaking the fuck out and murdering his own family.
Imagine my shock when I reread it and it shows up during parfait bullshit.
Man I love Jobin.

Well he killed Norisuke when cornered, assuming Jobin killed him in that flash forward, maybe Norisuke learned of the new rokakaka and confronted Jobin, and Jobin killed him so he doesn't leak the secret to the rest of the family. But it is weird that Tsurugi was hanging out with the family and then decided to mess with the body in that body bag (Though there is the theory that the part with the family hanging out is not part of the flash forward, but I don't really believe that).

You have it backwards. Urban Guerilla is good while Ozone Baby is meh and Milagro Man is pure, unadulterated garbage.

Forgot the image like a retard, whatever.

You're 10,000 years too early to bait me like this.

Not one clause in that post was bait.

Araki should just make a new manga about cryptids or esoteric fantasy stuff

inb4 TSKR

still has stand bullshit and rohan

Yeah the art for part 8 is so bad. It doesn't even have the excuse of being rushed since it was monthly. I imagine part 9 is just as bad but I'm not reading that shit

Honestly it's very obviously dangerous, a stand like that normally works better as support for someone else, since Vitamin C needs to be a place for a while to spread to be able to melt, so I find it cool that Damo was smart enough to find a way to use it by himself both times (Yotsuyu was there with him on the boat, but he was only there to look pretty).

It's a really weird period for Araki's art (part 9), I think his humans are really ugly right now and have strange lumpy proportions but in other ways it looks better than jojolion, can't really say why. If you don't care about reading it I included an example of what it looks like in picrel

it's so kino, no wonder they gave it to joshu

Yeaahh Ima go ahead and say the series ended after 7. Not feeling this part 8 and 9 nonsense.

Christ

he looked so much cooler back then...

Jotarowank is hard to see. It's funny how Jonathan and Giorno have zero meaningful interactions with Dio.

Requirement to launch Tusk Act 4: A horse, years of experience in horse riding and Spin lessons
Requirement to launch Go Beyond: Yasuho and a phone

Wasn't Giorno's only interaction with Over Heaven Dio when GER jobbed?

Requirement to launch Go Beyond: Yasuho and a phone

And also a schizo making you aware about spinning strings.

He doesn't even need those things really the bubbles just come out. He could have gotten lucky and killed WoU theoretically (or anybody els ever for the rest of his life)

That's what I mean. Giorno being Dio's son is such an inconsequential trivia in Part 5 and even this crossover shit didn't do anything with it.

the original trilogy

Surely you mean the Dio trilogy (parts 1, 3, and 6).
Dio's origin's, Dio's return, and Dio's aftermath.
2, 4, and 5 only serve to answer questions and fill in the gaps.

What was Joseph doing before part 3?

Where did the mask come from?

What were Jotaro and Joseph doing after part 3?

What was Polnareff doing after part 3?

Where did stands come from?

Did Dio have any children other than Versace, Rykiel, and Ungalo?

>Where did stands come from?

Can we take an aside this thread to complain about this? I feel like people don't give Araki enough shit for this anymore. Him doing midochlorian bullshit for stands is literally one of the worst moments in all of Jojo and I feel like I'm crazy when I tell people how much I hate it and they just don't seem bothered.

Yeah Giorno being Dio's son is only there for the idea that he could be as bad as Dio, but ultimately he isn't, never learns of it, and he's mostly sidelined by Bruno anyways.

The arrow is stupid but if people complained about it before, it's something that became normal in the fanbase, much like Star Wars own prequels became "normalized" to the point fans claim they're unironically good.

Part 3 establishes that people can be born with stands, and that DIO got his stand by transferring his head to Jonathan, with this also awakening stands in the Joestars. Part 4 reveals that there's a magic bow and arrow that can grant stands or kill people, and that this is where DIO actually got his stand from, and also that stands be achieved by just being That Good at something. Part 5 reveals the stand arrows were made from a meteor and their power comes from a space virus. So it's whatever, stands existed before and after the arrows independently of their space virus.

Because it's not Araki explaining the origin of stands, you fucking retard. All he did in part 5 was explain the origin of the stand arrows and what exactly they do

just learned all of part 4's side stories are canon

kira getting dragged by the hands and becoming a ghost detective is canon

What the fuck.

You guys told me Go Beyond was complete bullshit but aside from the "things that can't be seen" schizobabble Paisley Park sending bubbles through the phone to attack the user instead of the stand seems reasonable enough to me.

Dio got his stand because an old fortune telller gave him the arrow, and he used it on himself. Which unlocked stand abilities for johnathans bloodline since it was his body.

Retroactively. DIO states, to himself while monologuing early in 3, that attaching to Jonathan awoke his new power, the Stand.

It's not midichlorian bullshit.
Stands are something that you gain when you're worthy. Some people are born with them, some people get them from mastering a craft like the spin or cooking, and some get them from having one in the family (vicarious worthiness).
The stand arrow is just a shortcut. Some people only rise to the occasion when tested, and the alien virus is a quick and dirty way to test your resolve by making you sick.

No because it's not that deep. Just simple lore that explains the origin of the arrow that doesn't affect the story in any meaningful way. Not so different from BT retroactively expanding on Stone Mask lore. I also don't mind because it hints at the possibility of Mikitaka being both an alien AND a stand user.

Honestly, that part does make sense.
Go Beyond "does not exist" so Josuke can't aim it on his own.
Paisley Park has a guidance power, so it's the perfect compensation for that drawback.

I agree with you in almost everything but I would like to say that blue hawaii in my opinion is miles worse than paper moon arc. The threat was ridiculous, the zombies were weak and boring and Josuke could have won easily with his stand by using his bubbles to trap them or make them fall, but he was dumbed down and turned into a psycho.
Jobin giving Yasuho a ''stroke'' was pointless, she just saved josuke again like nothing happened lol, actually the entire arc was pointless and screw the next arc that is a decent one but because of its slow start and being right after blue hawaii makes people hate the arc before it even begins.

Bros Jojolion is so fucking good I could die for it

an old fortune telller gave him the arrow

Why did she suddenly decide to worship Dio and help him learn how to use The World?

What more, based on how Josuke describe it, his bubble legit was following Paisley Park unconsciously, it only work because their soul are interlinked and Josuke’s soul imprinted onto Yasuho’s (being the first person he know after his “birth”)

Because she saw that DIO was going to become a god, he was destined to be

Still funny how Josuke was using TWO STANDS

I wish JJL played more into the idea that Yasuho is Josuke's mom.

nta i like his new style but i just dont get why pacos anatomy is so fucking terrible when his male anatomy in part 8 was fine

All those "Yasuho was destiny together with Gappy" and Gappy end up with Daiya instead

oh yeah, some people have these weird superpowered ghosts standing behind their back, usually born with them even

oh yeah, this random arrow can give people super ghosts too

oh yeah, the those arrows are actually from this one crazy meteor from the North Pole

and that meteor has a virus but rather than the virus giving people a super ghost, only guys who could'a got one on their own can get it automatically within seconds by beating the virus through sheer willpower

It gets more convoluted, but it's always nonsensical.

Looking back there really was no point of Blue Hawaii huh
Josuke would've learned about the other group hunting them once he met up with Rai anyway
Jobin's plans weren't affected by Dolomite losing.
It was arguably a filler arc because nothing changes from beginning to end

My cope is everybody in the worldtheoretically can use a stand but only those who have a strong will or "potential" can truly manifest it in some way shape or form. Some consciously like Star Platinum and others subconsciously like Survivor.

Something like go beyond plundering death from them?

everybody in the worldtheoretically can use a stand

Holysisters...

It isnt the case?

DAMN WHAT A SEXY BITCH
LET ME HEAL HER BACK WITH MY SPERM JOTARO KUUUN

She really wanted that vampire dick

But if you want a more serious answer, Enya's meeting with Dio was probably similar to that fortune teller who met Doppio, except he just recruited her instead of killing him because of his schizophrenia

And [headcanon]

Also, it isn't the 1st time a fortuneteller got interested in Dio (though he got zombified down the road). He's just that favored by fate/the plot.

Gaprugi <333 <3

I want to make love to Holly

I to start reading. Last part i tried to reread was 6 and got bored...
Also trigun maximum didn't k knew was happening

Kakyoin...

dont you get it, the spin is about a perspective trick about looking at the world in a blessed and natural way. Making contact with divine perfection. normally it takes a symbiosis of a natural running horse and a spin knowing rider.
But joske is already 2 blessed people, to Go Beyond he only needed someone to point out it could be done, grant new perspective on his natural abilities. It's sort of like how jotaro could only perceive time stop when he was told it could be done.

These themes would have had better fruition if the two weren’t constantly separated. It felt like Yasuho’s thing was her subconsciously searching out for someone to fill the hole her absent parents left, and their relationship and its consequences are tossed aside in favor of a sociopathic family for half the storytime.

Well, blame Araki for that, he can’t write actual male-female relationship for shit, only male-male one

I'm not ready to say goodbye to Jojolion this time
I actually really love it now

No, it's worse. He can write them and did write some nice cute moments between Josuke and Yasuho at the beginning, but then for some retarded reason decided to never write them in the same room again.

Araki's Yasuho torture fetish warped Jojolion
That's why Tooru is the main villain, to further torture Yasuho

It gotta be deliberate, remember when they reunite at the hospital and was glued together without knowing, and then Rai suddenly speak up about it saying “Why are you 2 with each other? We are going to separate”
I feel like Araki knew what he was doing and separate them on purpose to fuck with readers

If Araki dies we will find the Yasuho porn manga he wrote, that's longer than Jojolion

today is the day... once and for all we decide.... did yasuho's dad do it?

no, but she silently wished he did until the rock clip blew her daddy issues up

Wait so if the sbr universe is the base universe for having the corpse parts then does that mean the main universe timeline isn’t a base universe either since there was no corpse parts ever mentioned so does that mean is even a funny valentine counterpart in the main jojoverse who was looking for his macguffin like with the diamonds?

they are not connected in ANY way. D4C cannot travel to the part 1-6 universe.

It's wild how Yasuho is worse than Erina, who was written nearly 3 decades before.

Araki writes Yasuho like a gag character in parallel to Joshu but instead of being an incel, she’s a vehicle for agonizing humiliation and lust :3

How much mental damage did you take from the end of jojolion upon first reading?

none
I did as the doctor said, stopped "pursuing" and came out safe and well

I remember when Yasuho can tell Joshu from Josuke through Paper Moon King illusion by looking at his dick and balls. Yasuho remembered Josuke’s dick and balls in detail