Girls und Panzer Gup thread

What are your gup headcanons? Stuff that's not officially confirmed but in your opinion fits the character so well it has to be true right. For me its that Maho likes trains

That Mikko is the best driver in GuP.

About drivers. I don't get how mako is supposed to be so good, she did one, ONE good stunt being the drift in the anime and she still lost tracks while doing so. Meanwhile most other drivers pull much better stuff, look at hippo team in the anzio duel. Or just ducks, their tanks move much more nimbly. Even Yukari drives better, did you see how she did in chihatan fight. Mako so mid

my headcanon is that Yuko's gunner/loader is the de facto commander of Waffle Academy because Yuko is sleeping or has her head in the clouds most of the time

I guess the problem is with tank crews kinda blurring out during matches while focus goes to commander, sometimes gunners. Also in DF4 Mako literally did nothing because plot so she seems more mid than ever.
Usually when tank is moving in cool ways, the focus is on commander anyway. As a fun test, go and look how often they show the DRIVER do stuff instead of the COMMANDER/TANK doing it.
Some drivers(Mikko for example) gets more attention because in der Film they get a sloppiest blowjob from director-kun and because the BT-42 hobos are core characters of their school. Even in DF4 when they showed off new characters whenever BT-42 was moving in very realistic ways, they showed Mikko was doing it(most of the time). I feel bad for Oryou anons for example. At least Karina makes her presence known.

Honestly DF5/6 should have much more focus on other members in tank rather than just the commander. Some teams do it better than others(Duck, Turtle, Rabbit, Shark, sometimes Anteater) but there is really lack of it otherwise, especially with other schools. Also radio operator feels bit silly as a role sometimes because their job is never really shown and the commanders seem to have easy way to just talk to anyone they want in their team, never seen a radio operator struggle but I guess that would be boring. Still feels like Saori is just being a team mascot and emotional support for the team(a big and soft support at least).

Btw who the fuck drives Kay's or Darjeeling's tank? Or Chobi's? Or Katyusha's? Naomi is a gunner, who is her commander? Is bwaaaaaaka multitasking somehow or who is her driver and how she can do it without going insane?
Tho if we got answers for all of that we would have like 30 more new characters and bithday calendar getting full.

I'm more bothered by the fact that Mako's Hypersomnia is never a detriment to her driving abilities. her sleep problem only effects attendence at school but it conveniently stops being a thing as soon as she has to get into the driver's seat

senshado first please understando

I'm guessing that some gunners ARE commanders and they do in fact multitask. some tanks have small turrets so only one or two people can fit in them, which means the commander has to multitask anyways. it's not that strange

I guess. But bwaaaaka shooting while driving for example is bit silly(chasing Ooarai flag tank in DF4). I can kinda understand Naomi being commander/gunner tho.
But fair enough and it makes sense. Not expecting tankettes to have proper roles of course either. Just sometimes wondering who drives and shoots(Arisu's crew).
Honestly. It would be one of the things RW adaption would have a huge advantage on with smaller crews.

was it ever implied that Youko was a driver? I don't think that would even be possible in a StuG and similar vehicles becase the driver and gunner almost always get two different seats

Obraz erp thread!

No, this is an on topic thread so far

Me and my ESL...
Meant more that it just felt like Youko was alone in her tank and it always felt like her stug moved "at her will" if you know what I mean. Like she was just talking to other teams over radio but never to her tank crew(that we never see?).
I know this is even more retarded than my usual retardation but I just always want to know more about characters and their relationships(pls more SoL in df5/6). Would bloat the roster a lot tho.

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That's a cool idea. Bit like Maginot

Headcanon: obraz is a piss cum drinking man whore who looks like alisa and pepperoni

Yeah its always about commanders and its annoyng. Commanders usually just spot targets and give driver directions where to go. But its up to gunners and drivers to actually perform well. That's why for example alice crew should be much more honored than her for pulling these insane stunts, cause she herself didint do much. Her commanding skills let ooarai alliance get a heavy advantage untill the centurion and its crew murdered everyone, same with the desert battle. I think out of all the teams its the ducks that have the most well represented crew, because noriko is usually busy doing some random shit

Alot of character gimmicks brought up at the start of the anime are almost never brought up again, so stupid on that

Headcanon: kill yourself and go back to your gay off topic thread

nice same bumping obrazzu, here's another post to help your thread catch up

My headcanon is that Alisa sucks people for money

everyone itt should kill themselves

Replying to someone's posts in a discussion is self bumping now

Retard

Keep it champ. I'll post in both threads anyway.

Only completely disgusting people who shower once a month pay for a Alisa $100+ for a BJ. I can just take her out to dinner at McDonald's or maybe get fancy with Culver's and I'm getting road head on the way back to her place.

headcanon: obraz got raped by a hag who looks like kay

Arisa owns an AR and plans bringing it to school one day.

He also had a battle with an escalator since he's never seen that technology before.

I think out of all the teams its the ducks that have the most well represented crew

Truth. Not the biggest fan(except QUE!???), other teams should follow that example. ESPECIALLY HIPPO TEAM. 4 characters is honestly the limit imo for proper interactions, because even Rabbit team kinda mushes up. Azusa is there always of course, but I can't remember what remarkable things Ayusa or Yuuki really have done. Tho that's the radio operator/loader curse for Yuuki. At least floof is a tank info gal and Aki in BT-42 is both loader and gunner. And :D
You are 100% right about Arisu part. My headcanon is that Arisu is standing on DDR mat connected to tank's controls and gun.

Hag story was fake for attention. He is a virgin liar

even Alisa can own an AR but my shitty state doesn't allow it

So gay

felt like Youko was alone in her tank and it always felt like her stug moved "at her will" if you know what I mean

oh well I absolutely agree with that yes. funny how some of the schools that were never intended to have much screen time to begin with got a full crew with an interior shot of the tank

I guess they needed interactions for a scene so they just threw together a quick main team so they can show how dangerous and good the actual schools are. Naomi's synthpop faijaaafrai beeemu etc.
But who is gunner and driver in Rosehip's tank? Maybe Rosehip isn't actually the speedster, but her unnamed driver is...

Wallaby, despite being the commander of this AC I Sentinel, appears to be situated in the hull instead of the turret. look at the top of the screen, you can see what is most likely the turret ring and a bit of the turret's interior

Is this the thread I can find botes in?

Yes, just ask.

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Ruhuna when?

these tanks look unnaturally roomy. i get those are japanese girls but come o

Amazing! I love seeing these two! Especially Z3 chan.

Yeah, her usual expression is very cute lass like

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dont cum in expensive military hardware

Mako can drive the Pz IV beyond its limits without killing everyone in it

Maho>Miho

Thank you Fumikane

The NTR guppie!

Maho is a good person unlike her sister

Miho did nothing wrong

Miho is an ungrateful brat

Off model art is cringe, worse than AI art

Off model art is based, better than AI art

Reddit post

Gaia post

Gup with moderation.

minibeko lewds

Nothing is sacred

The style looks so shit lmao

Hello thread

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You don't need to announce yourself, zoomie
You can just spam your shit anime and be done with it

urine

Is cute

I hate her

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Poporon best angel

Angels a shit

Lierre

So that was her name. She gets a pass

We got a lot of Fumikane exports but why no Sanya??

Very true but I require SANYA first

Pure white beauty

I kinda like Fumikane's short white haired girls.

I'm guessing that some gunners ARE commanders

Anzu, Sodoko, Marie, Andou, Oshida, Eclair, Fukuda, Shizuka, Aung, Maiko, every CV-33 or TKS commander, some of them are also loaders.

Anzu does almost everything since she's the greatest.

Shiho unironically

Shiho
Next question

Shiho is an adult woman not a guppie

Miho deserved it

RW gave a few good panels showing how claustrophobic the Te-Ke was.

Nonsense.

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She really?

Yes

But why?

THIS creatura is your main character

I kinda like her, and funny that Fumikane dicked her.

She's great

Yeah

Sanya should be barefoot more often. That's just my humble opinion

Funny that Fumikane took this long to do the porn.

Fubuki is more sex than Anzu

Meh, only small botes here.

Bukki can stay, she cute

No, maybe only Ooyodo

Literal who
Give me Bukkers or death

As they should. Those carriers sure are cute, too

Were other times

their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat

W-What color is that exactly

Where is the counter from Obraz? Atheists can't explain this

She is so plain

That should be me!

Face scares me a bit but I agree

This artist draws fucking mean Bukki holy moly

She's a war machine. A little scare is to be expected.

I meant in the sense that it looks like the artist traced a photorealistic 9yo boy face but I suppose that's warfare for you

*Looks at her*

Is the boat anime any good?

far right fascist moeblobslop garbage

lul

Now I have to watch it.

Which one of them? And the answer regardless is no

There's more than one?

There's like 4 I think

kancolle
haifuri
arpeggio of blue steel

Posts like this always lure out our 2 zoomers who found the series through tiktok edits, good job

Want to watch Arpeggio, is that bad?

I recall yeah
KC for all its faults is still probably the best boate anime, make of that what you will

I thought kancolle was a gatcha

Its bait

it got 2 seasons of anime and a movie

What the fuck. Is it good?

No kek

I can beat them

Wani is like

I can bury my face between those mahos, you can not

S1 is a product of it's time
S2 tries to be edgy but doesn't commit

Is it good?

No

At least the girls are cute?

Jokes on her, I'm gunning for the croc!

Look man it's been a decade, they might've been, might've not
I recall the main girl being autistic as hell

Kongou sisters

sycho resbians

No I was referring to the other boat show
KC girls are the CUTEST and I love Bukki so much

How does Naobu do it?

She doesn't need to know.

I recall the main girl being autistic as hell

Sold

No... read the chain

Guppies aren't qualified doctors

but they look good

they want your blood

they looks cute
i can give them the blood for a forehead kissu

What a normal even wholesome thing to say, coming from you.

Many guppies have tried to overthrow her, but Miboli will always be my wife.

Stop lusting after my daughterwife

I luv my dork waifu.

Same energy as Obraz asking to stop

Mail me your daughter's socks and I'll consider

Arisu maturing and her tits growing to match the Shimada size!