Girls und Panzer/GuP/Garupan

This

MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN

But that's Kay and not Mr. Advertiser. not that I mind.

RIP

sup

Hello femboy.

im not

Whatever twink.

No more hamburger for (you)

Darjeeling

NO WAY

Naizuri Konparu

Hoodlum sex

the deluge of Jashin-Can posting in /gup/ recently convinced me to give this anime a try and no offense but this just might be my least favorite anime so far. one and a half episodes in and I already can't take it anymore. Jashin and Yurine trying to hurt/kill each gets very repetitive and it's not funny. what do people see in this anime? no hate towards Jashin fans, I'm open ears, I genuinely want to know why people like it

I think its a funny animu.

fuck off

I don't think he should, satan.

you certainly should

No, I don't think I will.

I understood that reference

You son of a bitch.

this is a gup thread please stay on topic, or at least stay with /ak/.

More like rifle is fugly am i right?

How new are u?
Shut up!

it's a genuine question

I tried watching an episode when it aired and yeah it was just unfunny garbage. I read a post here or in some other thread that zoomers just pick their favorite shows based on vibes and I fully believe that. Psychosexually speaking snek anime gives zoomer a way to feel like they're chaotic and edgy too and make that a part of their ego. It's the same with gup really. We have zoomers here who have admitted to not really even liking the show, which correlates with the tiktok fanbase who choose gup because the nazi aesthetic vaguely speaks to them.

Yea sure but why does bondy serve potatoes with curry

Is there anything wrong with potatoes and curry?

Maho has zero friends

Lmao rofl such a random reply
Such epic win!

Stop posting grandpa.

Shut up Kuroneko.

Kill all zoomers

Aiiye eyy take it eazy zoomie
Maybe if you stopped looking like a potato with curry color skin you'd get some bitches in your tank crew LMAAOOO

all these guys who still don't know Kat entertains multiple "boyfriends" and shacks with another every night

Lmao you should just be sex friends with her and occasionally band like I do

Kat is not a slut, she only looks slutty!

Same with Kay, she's not a slut, she only talks and acts and looks like a slut

In Kay's case, it's true

MLLSD trailer when

I saw a vision in a dream today where Obraz tried to convince me to not go wageslaving. I listened to that and skipped work irl. Thanks Obraz, I guess

Hopefully this summer

Anons have, obraz, obraz bot, and obraz hallucinations

What next

Irl Obraz to fuck

anons fighting over a girl who literally looks like a penis

Can you blame them?

It's okay to like penises, I just personally prefer a guppie that isn't one

The people's Katyusha.

wani

wani won.

Need one with her riding me.

Wani is tooooopid tho

you are looking at them!

I'm looking at her feeta tho

How do we feel about the devasting state of GuP today, anons?

Hopeless and abyss gazing

Like every other day
Just here to GuP until the end of time

Today?? You mean since 2 years

hags?

It's been 2 years anon
Why are you still in this limbo

I bet Katyusha is not even your only guppie.

2 years

Anon I'm gupping since 2013, this is my hell.

pic

I do practice recreational fellatio with the Kat when her boyfriend(s) don't know

no

Not those guys but when you've been in the garupain this long you'll post about just any guppie at this point

Yeah , by this point is ok to like several guppies.

Does anyone still remember Kikuyo?

Best hag, wish she would get more art

You're not allowed to like Kat

No

Don't worry, I just like her erotic body

she is ugly and mid

You're not allowed to fap to her.

Try to stop me

That's my wife. I don't like to post her much here.

Here is a (You)

Ok, I'll place a curse on you.

Aya

Oh noes

I mean I like pretty much any guppie and can post about them. And some I really love. But if they were real I wouldn't be chasing multiple guppies just one to spend the rest of my life with.
Kat is very sexy and cute.

Angle

Acute

I mean I like pretty much any guppie

Leave Kat alone

I need to her in a maid dress

At least you are honest.

her haircut looks like her boyfriend dick

Miho is a dick

boo

She's too cute to leave alone. Unless Nonna threatened me of course...
I'm a man and all these wonderful girls are too much to just look at and pick ONE to post about. A Kat date would be super fun and cute especially if she was acting like that. I'd love it.

guppies are for pump und dump

:D

Can AI make art of her?

You think I wouldn't?

It's wild to witness Katfags being this fucking autistic
This post was made by the gatorgang

Gatorfags have the same autism Katfags have, anon.

Autism is not fucking real.

:DD

No, we're COOL and HIP and POP

Femlet a cute

cute wife

arisanimal

Nyoo

Alisa is such a tard she's saying that about Naomi but I bet her ass is hanging out with how short she has her skirt.

And that's what makes her cute.

She looks kinda thick here

She is still from Saunders.

You're right! Also why is she sitting like that? Doesn't she know I can see her panties?

*pomf*

cute wife

I bet she doesn't, dumb femlet can be ero when she is not even trying.

*main wife

Dumb femcel getting me worked up when she's not even trying
Wonder how mad she would get if I told her I could see her panties and nice butt

Today is May 31st, Emi Ikeda's birthday in Japan!
Happy birthday to the ribbon chiha!
Now may birthdays are over. Next birthday girl will be Isabe for June 2nd.

Emi (baka)!

She would be mad at first but would show more if asked

Heh what a little femcel slut. I'd definitely ask what color she's wearing each day and maybe feel them up

i suppose...

the guppie I'll never fap

Hey good you are being honest

Kay is alpha
Arisa is beta

Skill issue

anti arisa seethe

cant handle her being so cute and best huh?

There isn't a guppie I won't fap desu

is arisa a femcel?

You have to be her boyfriend first, not tricking.

she stopped being a femcel when i married her
but yes she was

She is femcel just because with chobe and Saori are the only guppies that showed interest in dicks.

when i married her

Proof?

nah

what about this girl?

Well the first few times she does it on accident I wouldn't be her boyfriend
But I'd definitely ask her out after getting to see that butt

Hoodie Alisa is very ero

is arisa the quiet kid here

Yeah I'd fap her desu her ass is big

Are you really asking? I would kill for that peach.

Good

She gets so lewd so quickly after the confession...

She looks like she's planning to mug me

Here

She is very frustrated

her pigtails are funny here
hot, my pov

Your seed

I would definitely help with that frustration with my cock

She doesn't have to steal that from me

That's the plan

She always look funny

I still have some pride left, she isn't going to get my seed

Anons are too easy

I just want someone to love...

Every person here would completely melt to a first guppie showing some interest and human contact, we're fundamentally pathetic creatures

Too late

N-No... That pesky femcel...

she always looks cute and dorky
i just love my wife ok

is arisa even good gf/wife material?

So anons were the femcel

Yes, she just needs some dicking.

No, she in fact the worst girl of the entire GuP universe.

Yeah, I'd even fall for Kat if she was real

I have plenty of friends, good relationship with my family and a job I love. I just never got into the dating world...

i wonder how much screentime will arisa get in the upcoming mllsd anime.

At least in the first chapters

Screw off normiefag

Understandable

Why do the worst guppies get spammed

LA CREATURA

But nobody is posting Erika.

Every guppie needs to be posted sometimes.

why is chobi alone

cute wife hair down (and her loader)

that episode was drawn before Real Anzio Battle. Back then Chobi barely had any screentime and was the joke character who was isolated.

Does she lounge around in her underwear like this often?!

Anon there was a time when chobe was the butt of the joke.

imagine if they never made anzio ova. how different would have gup been

Less stinky for once

Possible

there wouldn't have been the Anzio we love. No bakas, no goofy jokes. For fans, Anchovy and Carpaccio would have remained as their more strict and butthurt manga incarnation.

Manga chobe would be the canon one.

and that would suck because her old character was shit, and there would be no pepperoni and amaretto.(or at least they would have became a totally different being)

Lewd femcel trying to get me worked up

And are you gonna let her win?

If I don't do anything does she lose?

when will helmet chan's real name and birthday become available?

Yeah, but would she?

It feels like she wins either way... Damn femcel getting me into this position! She isn't even a succubus she's a femcel! Stupid costume!

Her name is loader.

Yuuki trained her well.

But I didn't immediately take her away and I'm thinking about how to not let her win...

she is sexy

Well, you can't win

Already posted baka.

Then I might as well pick her up and fuck her brains out over various furniture

You guys always say the same things

And she won

Well, I would pick and fuck any guppie too, not my fault that they are so imaginable.

At least we both win.
All guppies are small what else do you want me to say?

Yeah, I suppose

It's just predictable

What would you do anon?

s-so what

Arisanimal block

Ew

Post a different one baka.

What does arisanimal even mean? why is she an animal

Fair. But many guppies make me feel the same way.

No

fine
my pov btw

Arisatoes

Best girls.

My POV

You really like to rile up him

sorry, thats my pov too
this can be your pov tho

Alisa if she was fuckable

AGP Anime
AGP thread

Best girl

Wouldn't lick them but I'd like them massaging my balls

AGP anons are queens here bub (except fingolian)

Best finn after Jouko,Aki,Mikko,Tami,Reino,Tomi,Ari and Yuri.

This

I might actually like Arisa if she showed her toes more

Yes, I would Naomin too.

Needs pink hair Madoka's outfit looks ugly with brown hair.

TRVKE

Go hang yourself

You will still never be a real jannie

can we just talk about wani?

Naomi is cuter than alisa desu

Ok

Is it too early to reveal that I never went to 8ch or do we still need to keep up the bit

Anything is more attractive than Shitrisa

Now now, they both are cute.

Go away troon

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Its never too early to kill yourself

Got it buddy, the comedy routine will continue

Yes, she lost to a 12 yo lol

Go eat more dogs

Isn't there an edit of her saying I wanted to be the first person on my block with a confirmed kill?

Naomi is more beautiful and Alisa is more cute. Both sexy tho

Corndogs?

That's right

So many avatarfags have ruined so many guppies

This is the future we chose.

Why do you always think about the fags when it's about the guppies?

Terrible situation

t. Oblivious retard

we

Kys

I'm categorically against avatarfagging but also against anons acting like a bitch so this post gets me conflicted

He will never suck your cock bro

Yes we as a whole thread failed.

The scariest timeline, I for one am glad we didn't go there

And you always thinking about sucking cocks, weird.

I like butthurt chobe

Its really the avatarfags and their orbiters that ruin the threads

A guppie will suck my cock thoughever

ESL

This

*zoomers

Thanks for pointing the obvious

This!

Not necessarily

Which guppie?

You will never be him

Same category but yes

Ejaculated Semen Lips

I'm sorry, I'm not up with the latest cocksuck lingo

Still short and not that heavy. Wouldn't be as imaginable as a smaller guppie but I'd still be able to pick Saori up and carry her around.

lel melty is mad again, post your blacked porn already.

I-i am not him

Its migger

Keep orbiting little bro maybe then he'll erp with you on trash

Have a wani

That is him tho

I wish mods still nuked and saged us.

Kekek

Most of them. Though a desperate one like Alisa or Saori would be the easiest so most likely one of them.

Can I also be called melty? I want to add that to my portfolio

Thanks.

Kys turk

Shut up ano- I mean melters

This. Don't know how before when we were mostly on topic with no avatarfagging and just weekly threads we were. But now with all this shit we still don't get nuked even with 2 threads up at the same time.

lol always samefaging when call out

Me too

He he!

wife

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Do you really want to fap to anons erping that bad? Such little cuck you are

Chobbers!!!

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Share your deathbed with migger

Mutton chan

so assblasted because migger wont erp with him on trash

luuuul keep going maybe he'll see this lil bro

I'm not checking what these post are trying to quote by the way

Check this!

French? Yes!

Akiwife.

I will!

Imagine the smell

Aki:Dlife!

OH MY GOD UOHHH NHHH- Oh marie, fucking ruined

I think I've busted to this Aki before

Now this!

Beeeeeeg wanners...

Now that's a nice reptile.

How about this!

FAT wanners!

Fat huh

She's so fat I almost forgive the JoJo reference

FAT PUSSY

No bulli...

Too much steekis

Bean

Wanibean...

Butte

WANI SITTING ON MY FACE AFTER HER SENSHADO PRACTICE

Good God she's so fat...

This

Pumping...

Plumbing

Wanizuri for me.

drowned...

Not enough*

What about reverse wanizuri?

Wanitoes

Where do you buy these? How much does it cost?

How smuggy would she be while giving (you) Wanizuri?

Now this fills me with wanium

Wanipits

Yes yes we all know every part of the Wani is sexy. But what about a genuine wanismile?

H-how does that work?
Yes

Big yet tight wanibutt......

a genuine wanismile

She would never give one of you those

hate erika
love erica
simple as

Now that's something rare.

Why not?!?!!!?

H-how does that work?

Reverse paizuri

But she is a croc...

Best part of any guppie tbdesu

How!?

Because you're repulsive

Nta but seriously though what the fuck is reverse paizuri?

Waniabs

But I'm not that bad looking and I shower often...

Frankly wani

All this talk about reverse paizuri but what about reverse Waizuri?

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8831663

You're disgustingly rotten inside, and Wani can tell

Oh, yeah, not my thing.

This Wani smells good I can tell

Waniposting heals the worn soul a bit I think

Eh would rather be laying down and see her tits pump me

But I'm not I try to be a good person....

Interesting

what about this wani

You can lie to me, yourself, but not to guppies. That's why you're alone

La wani

S-shut up...

Seductive

Like?

ERP in Anon Babble

wanis really looking good here

Mmmeh
I'm more of a naked wani type a guy

Fuck off, trash

cant appreciate a nice clothed girl

what a fucking coomer, die

Kys

Slight woman BO with a hint of whatever her hair shampoo and conditioner is. Probably a citrus smell.

Would hire, fall in love and marry her.

cope cuck

cute

Hot...

Oh look the anon who doesn't know what ERP is is back!

I can, it's just I like my crocodiles more naked if I had to choose

Get a room you two
A room to erp in

This is your date

I want Mabolin

Wait she's actually cute and willing to go out with me??

Perhaps

Maho would decline politely.

Decline, decline and finally accept after she notices my tenacity

Something seems odd about this pic but I can't put my finger on it...

She is not eating a sundae, what a freak.

Pity date with Maho...

Y asked me out three times already anon. You just don't know when to give up don't you

Well, I appreciate the gesture, and as strong as the iron cross, your will and determination is what makes KMM great

Ok, I'll accept, but you only get one chance to impress me anon

but you only get one chance to impress me anon

Eh, I love Miho too!

Real question tho, if Mabo gives you one shot to impress her, and the train museum is closed, how the fuck are you supposed to do that then?

You know whorebraz isn't getting enough attention when he busts out the lewd Pekoe or Shinobu pics.

Picnic on the metro clearly

I somehow thought this was the other thread I have open next tab and got a mild psychosis thinking what this (You) meant
Why am I like this

Get some lunch to go, drive her to the busiest railroad crossing nearby and just watch trains go by while eating and chatting.

Gives her a rock.

Mabo has some big uhhh

Well maybe if it's a nice rock

Dreams.

She is hiding pebbles there.

Big dreams then
That seems uncomfortable

Don't worry about that

mehrie

Mapo is the only guppie that makes me Ryan gosling hard.

Yeah...

She is not even my wife, but there is something about her, the feeling of being cared by her...

Bean?

But I want Maho to be comfortable...

So help her.

But I don't want to just grope her out of nowhere... That's rude...

She allowed it

Then I'd instead take off her shirt and bra so her mahos can hang free
after that if she wanted me to support them for her id gladly do it

Are you man enough for the mahos?

I don't know for sure but there is only one way to find out

Fuck, the pic

The taxes mahos...

TTTTAAAAXXXXXXX

Dont look at Koumes...

I won't only Maho's mahos for me

I have to do

Not taxes here

These are much more normal
Regardless I'd take on the mahos

And Mapo saved the thread, end.

That's it!

Unkept erwin bush pic when

Yeah, I have some.

Then send them here!!

Later

Pleasee

This is straight coded

When will he fuck off and beg for attention from his parents?