Which type of onee-san do you like best?

Which type of onee-san do you like best?

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C IS ALWAYS THE WAY

D
Hates you

B, but only when she has an otouto instead of an autistic imouto

C >>> A >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B

Forgot webm, Haruka is best onee-sama.

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B is the only good one here.

Definitely C but A is fun as well

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uses "ara ara" a lot

Is "ara ara" something that real Japanese women actually say, or is it just another myth perpetuated by pornography, like the false idea that hitting the cervix causes pleasure instead of intense pain?

C is by far the best

I want to be (don't open, fetishy) NTR'd by all three of them.

three types

Weak

A-Type is a hyper slut, hopefully only for her cute lil brother
B-Type is my favorite for sure, but I'm biased in being a big fan of tomboy/yankee/reverse traps
C-Type is.. well it's a mother but it's your sister.
All of them are good, but B is my clear fave, C being a very close 2nd. A is kinda boring.
Autism, plus super compressed (artifacts)... 3/5 2/3/5 2/3/4/10 5/9/10 4/5/8/9 1/9/10/14/15/18/20 3/4 2/3/6

the description of A sounds like the best
but most people here are probably picking by the looks because they can't read

based projector operator

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muh projecting

soijack detected

I love onee-sans, but I don't like the archetypes. Give me a tomboy onee-san any day of the week.

Give me B

I'm a fan of all three, leaning towards C.

The quality is absolute shit, holy. Anyway: 1 1 9 3 6 4 2 7

Pretty much this

Definitely C, I have mommy issues.
Also I feel like she could set me straight.

no argument

typical troll spammer

I'll do a favor and post a better quality version.

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based anon

I'll take one of each, thank you.

A type but an imouto instead
But yeah if strictly oneesan, C

C

Love them all, but B is my favourite.

says the faggot that brought no argument to begin with

authoritative or ditzy

I'm generally not into the oneesan type but throwing out a character concept here:
C but authoritative AND ditzy. A mellow girl who's got herself together and knows her shit well enough that people respect her and look to her for guidance. Great at teaching people how to do things because she has to think about what she's doing in order to minimize how likely she is to fuck something up. Always seems so mellow because she's enough of a clumsy airhead that she fucks things up CONSTANTLY on her own and is too used to it to show when she's upset. Definitely that girl who's never been able to hold her phone/keys/etc in her hand for more than five seconds without dropping it. Acts like real sisters with a clingy younger friend who can tell when she's upset and gets ferociously protective of her.

realistically you would be grateful for any kind of sister. being a single kid is path to autism, inceldom and pathetic state of neetdom

My sister is a stupid bitch. Any configuration has its own issues.

At least you know you're retarded, considering the gif you choose for this dumbass post.
This.

C >>>> A > B

Bitch face onee-san who kinda hates me. With big breasts of course.

C C C C C

hmmmmmmmm im sensing a sad pattern with this thread

high T males gathered in this thread

low T females gathered in this thread

any home
respected or ordinary
trim to normal, small to endowed
supportive always, with hints of rivalry and reversed roles and skinship in private
girly to stylish plain (think Shiburin)
happy, social, helpful, bookish, publicly somewhat proper, but when being playful in private a little smug and childish
submissive
more aggressively receptive than aggressively submissive, too proper ever to do or say anything explicitly inviting, but privately gives the distinct impression that her boundaries are only there so they can be tested

people love C because her love is like mother-son love which is unbreakable. even if she married somebody she still will be handing with you.

A and B are romantic style of love which can be broken by Chad's cock. they will forget about you intently

Which type of onee-san do you like best?

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go away cuck, stop trying to change the topic to your troll garbage

Where's the useless onee-san who has her moments of maturity and can be relied upon when it truly matters?

the ones with the most imoutos

this thing can be stolen away by [porn autism here]

but this pure hamless thing cannot be stolen

youre dumber than you post implied holy fuck

they are in semi-incestual semi-marriage co-living with their brothers. madmans option only

love when my sister get drunk in bar with CHADS

B is the cuckiest pick ever

Touka was my onee-san waifu when I was younger.

oneshota

One which gives me a mix of fear and arousal, with cuddling afterwards.

It hurts, bro.

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i've long gotten over the loss, but man it's still a lil bit annoying

downer big breasts?

what does that even mean... I just wanna hug this suicidal idiot of a vtuber, force her to take care of her health properly

What type does Asagi fall under? I pick that one.

somebody get this woman an assistant, a butler or a live-in husband (me)

All day every day.
I feel like Sensei's self-destructive and lustful tendencies will eventually be the catalyst that leads to the summoning of the Old Ones and bring forth the Age of Eldritch Onee-sans.

B. She'll let me drink and do stupid shit with me when I'm young. Then I'll grow into a teenager and my hormones will take control and we have drunken lovey dovey sex as each other's first time.

I badly wanna fuck Touka, so...her.

I'd say no (me) but I feel like she needs someone younger than her and I'm a few years older.
At least that means I can hit another sweet spot, a daughterwife who's young enough to get me dirty looks but old enough that those dirty looks aren't going to be through the bars of a prison cell.

I'm sure she'll get a happy end eventually. She just needs to find some submissive man to give in to her and tend to her needs.
I'm sure we'll get more chapters eventually. The Pochi Vault will be cracked open eventually.

what does that even mean...

a girl with a sullen attitude and low energy voice that has big boobs

I'm sure she'll get a happy end eventually

i damn hope so, rather sooner than later, hopefully.

I'm sure we'll get more chapters eventually

wishful thinking, let's be real...
only explanation that makes sense. the way it was written/translated seems odd, which created the confusion to begin with.

if kakushigoto or any mangaka stories are anything to go by it's probably just a huge pain in the ass /back and not that exciting
but I just want her to be healthy

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self destructive idiot

i have a feeling that dealing with someone like her is really annoying

Brother, almost every woman I've ever been involved with is like that since apparently I'm only attracted to mentally ill women. Dealing with someone like her is EXTREMELY annoying.

probably just a huge pain

i would just hope that it isn't for her personality, but purely because of her fucked health. dealing with the bad health of a loved one you can suffer through for their sake, but not when their personality is dog shit on top.

but I just want her to be healthy

pretty much

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Google TL's kinda crappy like that, gotta take it with a grain of salt..

Pochi is probably healthy in some ways. Perhaps the more erotically endowed ones. I just want to give her a hug.

I just want to give her a hug.

most that any of us would get anyway, none of us are cute shota

From her latest doujins, it seems she just wants age dynamics in general with her as the elder sister type, with a younger and submissive husband.

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case and point, she wants someone younger, which I don't think I am... But yes, sad depressed unhealthy mangaka/vtuber and that.

B but seductive and horny for her little bro (You).

How old is Pochi anyway?

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She's 36. She'll be turning 37 this month
Somebody here might have a chance!

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no mention of NTR

It lives rent free in the brains of retards.

She is THAT old? Holy shit, guess I (32) might have a chance after all!

I'm only 32! I have a chance!

keep it in your thread
we're talking about after the prologue healing onee-sans

Excellent use of my Saturday evening.

B-type

giant mansion

respected sister

normal

normal

supportive

plain

helpful

virgin

like a switch

C, duh.

I have yet to see an older sister and a younger brother that has a good relationship. The best are on speaking terms but not close.

city slicker spotted