Who's the single most beloved Jojo character? The one nobody has a bad thing to say about? Is it Polnareff?

Lisa Lisa

It's Part 2 Joseph without a shadow of a doubt. You can say something negative about any other JoJo, you can even say you don't like Part 3 Joseph, but you pretty much cannot say you don't care or dislike Part 2 Joseph. It's pretty much sacrilegious.

not having something to hate for doesn't mean he's beloved, anon
it just means we're indifferent towards him, like when we see a stranger

Some people hate his characterization in Part 6, and some people even hate him in Part 3.

part 2 joseph
the original gigachad boomer
jonathan was a cuck

for a frenchman he is really good at making japanese puns

maybe some Jotarofags don't like him for stealing the spotlight in Part 3

It's almost definitely Will Zeppeli. He's not the most popular character in the series by a longshot, but he's simple and whimsical. There's basically nothing you could say to besmirch his character, except maybe that he was a shitty father, but Araki retconned in all of that family stuff anyway.
People shit on Part 2 Joseph for being a luckshitter, a jerk, and a pervert.
This too.

Dio. Everyone loves Dio.

Speedwagon is universally beloved by the western fandom. Dio may be evil but people love his over-the-top personality. Part 2 Joseph is charismatic as fuck. Polnareff is charming. Kira and Bruno are often the main reasons people praise Parts 4 and 5 respectively.

zeppeli is also an acceptable choice

Ghiaccio making an untranslatable Japanese pun

Sandman using Japanese sound effects with his Stand

Anything else?

I don't think I've ever seen anyone hate on Kakyoin.

Gyro makes several dogshit Japanese puns.
People call him a cardboard cutout all the time.

Some people hate him for letting Avdol and Iggy die

Kakyoin is fucking overrated

Truly bizarre. I've literally never seen this.

Will's got a pretty cool design. Not a fan of how the anime changed his hair, but the colors were pretty great. I remember I made this shitty edit a while back to make the anime design a little closer to the manga.

I've seen Pol get a lot of shit for being a reckless jackass getting Avdol killed twice.

Kakyoin basically became the template Jobro since we got better ones like Bruno and Gyro but that doesn't make him unlikeable to me.

He's easily top 10 most iconic Jojo characters but people criticize him for getting benched during Egypt. I've also seen others hate on him just because his huge popularity mostly comes from fujos (similarly to Ceasar and the entirety of Part 5).

I hate him because he's butchered by fujos and Jotakak is the most overrated boring as shit ship of all time. He's emblematic of everything wrong with fujos. Kakyoin is boring and overrated

It's Jonathan. Even retards who put him dead last in their JoJo ranking list still hold him as the benchmark that all other JoJos should aspire to be.

He's so fucking ugly, it's insane how he's been twisted into a beautiful femboy by the fandom. Probably the biggest disconnect I've ever seen.

Okay but which Jojos are the most fuckable why is it Jolyne and Johnny?

as a jotarofag I do not consider him stealing any spotlight
having some screentime =/= stealing mc's role

We all know Giorno has the tightest bussy.

Mista...

lies there like a dead fish

Yawn

nah, he's a trickster and a liar in part 2
his old self has better personality, but still childish

Iggy

Jolyne

Girl

Johnny

Girl adjacent

The rest are too masculine or Giorno

True, I know from experience.

Jorin

Mind-blowingly sexy.

Johnny

Whiny femboy in need of correction.

Johnny is Joni

In terms on how much sex I want.
Jolyne > Johnny > Joseph > Josuke > Jotaro > Jonathan >>>>> Giorno

Mista...

Were there any degenerate Jotaro/Jolyne shippers in the SO story times?

There were people joking about her projecting her daddy issues on to Weza but that was about it.

The great work of archiving SBR's emojis countinues.

there were more Jolyne/Pucci posters funnily enough. I don't know what they see in the whitest Italian man but it was fun.

Not-Enya giving a peace sign in the first volume box gets me every time.

I remember more people shipping Jolyne and Pucci kek.

I'm not a fujo, but I genuinely think if Gyro propositioned Johnny for sex, the latter would agree to it easily

Jolyne because she is the only girl and she is both sweet and strong

Best ship btw.

Bruno...

Anon Babble has gotten less perverted over the years

Interesting

Jotarobros...

jotaro is too damn boring to even be included in degenerate shit like that

Surprisingly, not that I remember which is weird considering Diavolo/Trish was a thing.

Based

Kira with his autism charms anyone.
Stroheim with his nazism as well

Johnny and it's not even close. Perfect balance of mature, sexy and cute.

Diavolo/Trish

Many nuts have been busted to picrel.

Diavolo/Trish don't interact so probably less jarring to ship it. Shipping Jotaro/Jolyne is like shipping Josuke/Joseph, shit's too familial.

That one anon who suggested Trish x Bruno in Diavolo's body might've been onto sumn desu

screams Gyro's name for no reason

Kek.

Reimi being Josuke's babysitter makes a fuckton more sense since Ryohei would be perpetually busy with work and Tomoko was a college student when she got impregnated

SO storytime had Pucci/Jolyne

SBR storytime has Johnnybowl + Dinopants

That about right? What were the ships for the other storytimes?

And by Johnnybowl I mean I see him shipped with Gyro, Diego, Rina, and Lucy. Might be some Valentine too.

What the fuck is Johnnybowl? Johnny with Gyro?

Also, Dinopants, blech.

has the balls to hit on the MC's mom right in front of him

what a chad

SC

Holly/Jotaro

DiU

Kira/Shinobu

VA

Anon Babble/Prosciutto

See:

Anon Babble loves Prosciutto?

But enough about Okuyasu.

Josuke escapes being shit on like Giorno despite being just as out of focus because the former is at least endearing

Anon Babble has determined that the "path of light" is for her to rape correct Pucci until his definition of heaven changes into cumming inside Jorin

Jotaro/Holly
Josuke/Yukako
Rohan/Reimi
Koichi/Anon Babble hatesex
Kira/Shinobu
Giorno/Anon Babble hatesex
Trishbowl
Naranciabowl
FFbowl
Ermesbowl

He sure loves Polnareff.

Ugly dog

SC had Polnareff x Egyptian woman

There was more people joking about Holly fucking Jotaro than Jotaro fucking Jolyne.

Rohan or jotaro.

Well, Holy loved Jotaro more than Jotaro loved Jolyne, so...

Tooru-Kun obviously, he's Araki's greatest and most complex villain, so complex in fact that not even him fully understands him.
Only a Genius could even begin to grasp the greatness of Tooru and his sexy stupid haircut

What if Araki had kept to the original continuity after part 6?

instead of horses the SBR is all about cars obviously, fast and furious but jojo

Cute dog.

Yasuho...

Not possible, part 6 wrapped up all loose ends with the joestars. Making a new continuity with SBR was the only logical decision.

Part 8 would've been a true sequel to DiU with Josuke's son with Shizuka Joestar showing up.

I apologize to the morally superior character...

BLESSED QUADS OF TRUTH

I kneel...

Johnnybowl

She won.

kek

fast and furious

Fuck that faggot shit, set it during the 60s in europe where everyone is racing cross country driving iconic cars from the era.

We would have had jojo in space already.

we all can see it

I never doubted you Dadro-sama…

didn't bother to tell Wekapipo he would take care of his sister

NO APOLOGIES

Only because Gyro died

luckshitter

「 L U C K 」is an essential skill in Jojo as laid out in part 1.

jerk

pervert

just enhances him. These are definitely sacrilegious complaints.

another Jap

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

And she gets him in that cute sailor outfit FUCK

won

Johnny's bloodline is cursed to continue. You can't call that winning.

I mean I got fanfic ideas but otherwise who knows besides Araki?

I feel a lot of people had very kneejerk reaction/projection to Gregorio without really thinking about his POV.

His POV sucked because he sold his soul long ago to be someone else's NPC tool, and tried to raise his son to be the same thing.

I'm so tired of seeing Marco's stupid face.

I make the copypasta of things the Spin can do

Spinfags get so mad about all the asspulls I list that they never see the funny parts, which is all the things the Spin arbitrarily can't do

Holly.

Don’t feel bad anon I laughed the first few times

How did Joseph and Suzi Q raise Holly for her to turn out like that?

She probably felt competitive with her mother, and now with her out of the picture feels like she's won for daddy's affections.

out of the picture

But Suzi Q isn't dead.

I can pound Johnny's ass as hard as I want and he won't even feel it.

Yeah but she ain't around either.

I enjoy your petty addition of the cactus bullet asspull being debunked especially.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, which Jojo character has literally no fans? I feel like this little faggot is one of them. Even shitty villains or one-off characters still have at least one person that likes them

People like Shigechi. Be nice.

lol he's Araki's favorite Jojo character. But do I feel like a lot of his fans like him simply because of that fact.

too much spoiling and self-indulgence, hence why she ended up in Japan with a tsundere son who insults her

spoiled sweet.

We love OUR LIL GUY Shigechi in these parts

Who's the single most beloved Jojo character?

Dio

The one nobody has a bad thing to say about?

Gyro
Those a 2 different questions with different answers

If we're talking about underappreciated chad characters...

Tsurugi

which Jojo character has literally no fans?

Joshu.

Only Jojo character who canonically eats bitches out on the reg.

Poor Tom...

God, I hate how Araki draws kids now.

Milagro Man fans somehow exist. The only real answer is some random jobber like Alessi.

I only didn't like him for 8 episodes or so, he felt like a douchebag

Alessi was funny
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FwEQlJAYh3c

I love Joshu

Gray Fly. Had only chapter to himself, yet was barely in it, and his fight is so brief that I don't think people even remember it.

Alessi was in that Part 3 fighting game. At least, there has to be some people who main him.

Nah, he has a dedicated fan itt

We* love Joshu

Polnareff they can never make me not love you.

I think Part 3 becomes too much of the Polnareff Show, to be desu.
Araki used Polnareff being a moron as the set up and punchline of an arc too many times, and it felt like the side characters like Avdol and Kakyoin suffered for it in terms of panel space.

I think Avdol suffered from it in more serious ways.

Polnareff x Brownwife

trips

Fugo
He's such a shit character that he needed a spin off just to redeemed. No one that reads just the main series likes Fugo. He has one fight where he does nothing but use his stand as a plot device and then fucks off for the rest series

Reminder that Gyro has no hygiene and smells like fucking ass.

him being sick of Narancia's shit was pretty funny

Spin

no one that reads just the main series likes Fugo

fujos

Anime-onlies

Japan

Come on.
Somebody needs to make an edit of this that says "I can use Johnny for that."

It's a pick between minor antagonists and very minor allies. Though being an antagonist gives a prop up no matter what, even Luca has fans. I'd say the 11 men are the bottom of the barrel by being a literal group of 11 niggas with no personality and even less individual actions barring the last one. They have like 8 illustrations on pixiv.

It's better to be an anime only for Fugo because at least the anime bothered to give him backstory beyond a single panel of dialogue like in the manga

I had a better idea.

Fugo has plenty of fans, anon. Purple Haze is one of the most popular stands from VA.

That seems like the opposite of true, he's literally thinking about hygiene.

How do you think people brushed their teeth before they could buy plastic toothbrushes in stores?

Brokuyasu

Purple Haze is one of the most overrated stands in the entire series.

I'll take it.

I think that title goes to Tusk Act 4.

Actually The World: Over Heaven.

Stop making me giggle like a retard already.

Me on the right.

Gyro realizes Johnny gave up the corpse for him

starts protecting him non stop in the fight

Cute, Fujos jerk off the wrong part. Johnny/Gyro dynamic is better and more ship worthy than any in part 5

Joshu has western fujo fans, once I found a t*mblr account dedicated to him

Fugo has japanese fujo fans

Joseph peeped at his own mom. It just runs in the family.

Part 5 is filled with long range stands that have the exact same instant kill power. Purple haze is not even top 5 in it's own part

If DP actually gave a shit, they could potentially make Part 7 more beloved than 5 among fujos.

Someone post the stardust crusaders edit with the emojis. Do other edits exist for 1-6?

He deserved better.

Lots of people on Anon Babble have plenty of bad things to say about Gyro

Jotaro named Josuke's Stand after a Pink Floyd song, Crazy Diamond

Koichi named his Stand after a Pink Floyd song, Echoes

Hm...

literally licks horse shit

Poor Johnny having to kiss that mouth

This may be the real answer desu, there's no reason to dislike Okuyasu.

I hate 95% of his fights.

Joseph vs Wamuu was peak

beats him randomly

doesn't pay attention to his neat spin tricks

smells like shit

Johnny still loves him

It's not fair bros, I would treat johnny so much better.

They're one of my favourite fights in part 7 desu

Gyro...

What even is Gregorio's beliefs, to be a fucking robot?

Tomoko will come through. Trust.

Josuke lost his bitches though

He briefly gained them back when Koichi left to Italy.