Would (You) shoot yourself in the head to progress further?
Jojo afterparty thread
I contemplate shooting myself every day.
Only if Jesus hypes me up.
Would (You) shoot yourself in the head?
Yes.
To progress further?
No.
I would do it only if I didn't progress further.
The charges, officer?
Confess. What are your regrets?
Alright so here's a serious question: do you think any of the Jojo villains would be affected by Civil War?
Do you think Pucci would be affected at all?
Yeah, I'd tank that.
Being a bug person. First degree. The penalty is death.
None of them feel any guilt for their actions ever. So no.
I think Pucci would be affected, his sister's death already lives in his head rent free. Especially if the stand made her say it was his fault and not destined to happen like he wanted to believe. He would be counting so many primes to cope.
Pucci would be terribly affected since his mind is clouded and all his actions are those of 'COPE'
Dio might be affected but not enough for it to matter.
'Dark Determination' Johnny is just as fake and retarded this time as last time.
Gyro Speedwagon-ing hard to try and justify it didn't work.
And no, in True Man's World it was not at all about 'rejecting your humanity' and Johnny at no point ever rejects his humanity in the series. Not even in that scene.
A few days ago some anons were talking about the fact Jesus's name was not mentioned was due to Araki wanting to avoid backlash
Turns out he actually named dropped him
Kek.
Probably my favorite volume yet.
I had a blast reading with everyone.
I can't believe Johnny died and got replaced with a clone.
It isn't about just 'guilt' because neither Axl nor Johnny would feel guilt about killing one another.
Valentine skipping the consequences was just bullshit.
Johnny would have taken her right then and there if they weren't under attack by an enemy stand
People posting ASB pic/gif instead of anything from the fucking manga should off themselves. We're not on Anon Babble, dipshit.
Used goods
Part 4 Babby still upset
Well it took a while but I'm glad SBR finally got a volume that was good from start to finish even with Johnny and Gyro in the spotlight.
used
By fucking who?
Nothing to cry over, anon.
She's a virgin
the bear
The only ones who wouldn't name drop him directly despite figuring it out were Hot Pants and Gyro, who are both catholic wops who have weird cultural hang up about mentioning Jesus's name. It's not surprising that WASP Johnny just says it the moment he figures out who the corpse actually is.
I don't think the bear had its way with her
What a fucking volume that was. Yeah, SBR is definitely in my top 3 favorite parts so far.
Volume 15 notes:
I've recently found out that people are somehow intimidated by me-- people I've met for the first time during interviews often say, "Man, I was so nervous the whole time!" That worries me. Apparently, people perceive me as similar to a character that I made in the past, Rohan Kishibe, and that's why they get so nervous. I'm not like him. I'm the type of person that'll drink their tea even when eraser bits or drops of ink get into it. I really want people to say, "Man, Araki makes me feel so relaxed." I guess I need to work on myself more.
sees tonio
still sad that there's not a singualr tonioxgyro crackship art
pain...
by who, retard?
No, I'm fucking TIRED of these retards. They're legion.
Being extremely based, a good father figure (meaning stern but fair) and filtering hundreeds
Pocoloco enters Civil war range
His past ghosts come out
Hey Ya tells him he doesn't need to worry about that
"Yeah you're right"
Ghosts disappear
Axel is just standing there baffled
I have no regrets.
Yes? Why wouldn't they. Valentine was just standing outside the effect range. His babbling was unrelated to anything that actually happened.
Johnny had a heart on his eye when Gyro looked at him.
Yes
It feels werid we could be getting a SBR announcement in 3 days
With a nerf gun, maybe.
This. I could not have done much more than I have. Araki's Fate bullshit has truth to it.
they hated him because he spoke the truth
Its funny to think that Tonio would actually be in the top 5% of NuVerse stand users.
boo hoo game bad
kys
I'm not like him
Yeah, yeah, sure
RohanisArakiFAGS BTFO FOREVER!
B-but...
FOREVER!
What would Civil War show to all the other Jojos?
Her Guilt
Reminder that every single one of Jesus's parts ended up in the United States. None of them were in Canada or Mexico despite some of them being pretty close.
This means that the US is favored by Jesus and American exceptionalism is a fact.
Erm, I think you mean... the Rohan OVA announcement? amirite lol
tries to break the corpse of a saint
What the fuck is his problem?
Tell that to that spider you licked Araki
Josuke would see his Grandfather
I will miss the announcement anyways
It means he wanted someone to collect them without having to cross a border, dickhead.
A homeless veteran made him relive his worst moments and then literally trauma dumped on him to steal his shit.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
If he can't have it no one can
I will trace this later and see if I succeed.
When I was in middle school I hit it off with a girl. My friends started making fun of me because she was annoying to people that werent her friends. I started distancing myself from her over a few weeks and we started drifting apart. Didnt even break up , literally just stopped talking to eachother. Only girl that had ever shown interest in me. She still shows up in my dreams from time to time.
Part 6 Jotaro would instantly die because of Jolyne.
trisha
Whom?
Pucci would get MINDFUCKED by it
DIO won't care that much same with Kira
Kars wouldn't be affected period, he is above stands
I wonder how Tonio's stand would act in 1890s...what kind of dishes would he make
maybe it would also be like, harvesting stuff for him since different times and not everything is available, like he can get wheat, eggs etc with his stand power to cook better stuff?
kek
Trish + Mista
He wasn't breaking it, Axl was breaking it.
Its his choice to hold on or let go.
Also he probably wouldn't have done that if he didn't have Jesus whispering in his ear the entire time giving him advice.
If my regrets lead to self improvement and peace of mind, then can one really call it regret? Even if something sucks in that moment, I'm able to look back on it as a stepping stone for myself to become stronger. I owe those regrets my thanks, not my shame.
Would Hot Pants be forgiven for her sins? She did spend her entire life in penance for her actions.
I'm the type of person that'll drink their tea even when eraser bits or drops of ink get into it
ink poisoning is a thing
Kars is above stands
Would absolutely JOB to D4C btw
not Trista
???
Of course, anon. Jesus holds no grudges.
trust me dear reader, I'm nothing like him
anyway be sure to check the JoJo day stream this saturday to see the announcement of the next Rohan spinoff (raughs)
If your heart is wavering...Anon
Do not shitpost
Isn't literally anyone who actually regrets their actions and wants forgiveness able to be forgiven?
I'm not like him.
I'm the type of person that'll drink their tea even when eraser bits or drops of ink get into it.
Araki isn't this lacking in self-awareness, is he?
Jesus already forgave her simply because she was genuinely regretful and wanted to atone.
The problem is that Hot Pants didn't forgive herself.
Trisha sounds better to me.
not getting into investing as a young lad
I think Araki is trying to say that he's a nice and approachable guy.
Not a sociopathic lunatic like Rohan.
Fuck you guys, Act 3 is cute.
Youngseph would probably see Shiza and feel guilt that the last time he saw him before his death they were fighting, he would regret telling him that "family you never met doesn't mean shit" and other stuff like that that triggered Shiza's tragic, sacrificial lamb, jobber Zeppeli genes
what time does the jojo event happen? if its like 6-7pm ET i might be out
Damn, forgot the image.
Look at its little feetsies.
Show their dead comrades and/or family.
Urbaine Dubois would probably be the biggest name in cooking at the time. This was before Escoffier took over in the early 1900s.
archive.org
There should be some TL's of some of his works into English floating around.
has the same stars on its legs as Johnny
Cute.
Of course not.
The sin of a daughter causing the death of a son is impossible to forgive.
Even if she had a son, it wouldn't change anything. She ruined her family's future.
he is but the needles look creepy
Jonathan would see Danny, George, the things from the burnt Joestar Mansion and Dio himself
Part 2 Joseph would see Caesar and a crashed airplane, Part 3 Joseph would see Tomoko, Suzi Q and the crusaders in addition to Caesar
Part 3 Jotaro would see the dead crusaders, Part 4 and 6 Jotaro would see Jolyne
Josuke would see his grandpa
Giorno would see the janitor and the dead members of Bruno's gang, and Abbacchio would spend the entire fight yelling at him
Speaking off.
The EoH scene where Joseph meets Young Joseph and co. (and the pillar men) is peak fanservice.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Males are disposable, women are not. Cope chud
Yummy
Extraordinarily ugly.
Shotayoin
ToT
our "heroes" are bunch of crying retards
I miss CHADtaro and CHADrno...
Holly...
You wouldn't say that to his face.
Is that why you trooned out?
Yes
all of those who feel guilty and repent, are forgiven
literally she became a nun cause guilt was eating her soul away...so yes, Jesus forgives her
You sound like George
Begone faker.
Only those who have never cried can enter this thread.
Jonathan
Nothing?
P2 Joseph
Caesar, random girls, his arm
P3 Joseph
Tomoko, his arm, hamon (symbolized as himself but weird?)
P3 Jotaro
Stuff his mom gave him but he threw away
Josuke
Money on failed schemes?
P4 Jotaro
Lil Jorin
Giorno
His mom?
P6 Jotaro
His wife, Jolyne, Polnareff (maybe? lol)
Jolyne
Stuff Jotaro gave her that she threw away to spite him
JOSUK8 BROS
If it worked based on guilt it wouldn't affect any of them besides Pucci, and even with Pucci it would just be the stuff related to Weather and his sister and none of the other awful shit he did
Reposting
Looks like we must take our leave, Jotarobros...
nothing, absolute nothing...
have a nice day
Holy kek, saved.
Such is the power of Shadow Kakugo.
Jotaro crying is such an odd sight.
Jesus already forgave her
I miss Jolyne...
Seriously, how did he do this?
Dio Brando might regret not killing his father sooner.
DIO might regret not being to convince Jonathan to live eternally with him.
Pucci 100% regrets hiring the KKK but like Valentine will blame GRAVITY.
Yep I know that first scene. I really, really wish Caesar was handled better in the manga
It's a nice fanservice moment but I hate those games anyway for being shameless Jotaro wank.
Narancia died?
B-but I wanted to taste hiis piss...
What are the implications of Johnny needing to shoot himself to evolve?
diavolo's regrets
trish and bruno fill the entire room
He doubles down instead of admiting he was wrong
Pucci, is that you?
Civil War hit 1000+ posts
Based.
Self-harm goes a long way sometimes.
Civil War is basically what all my acid trips would be like.
Kinda shook me when I was reading it.
This proved me right because it has nothing to do with the original version in True Man's World and still contradict's Johnny's character both prior to this scene and after it.
Sexy Johnny
Sorry, anon. You are CDHB adaptation by MAPPA.
Actually ~1,750 in total.
The Dark KAKUGO shit was stupid. Otherwise, it would've been great.
Family.
literally can't get hard
also Gyro is right there
No
Let the voice of love take you higher!
...and Diego.
KEK
Axl callously makes Johnny suffer through trauma again and literally get ripped apart
Johnny is pissed enough to wreck shit out of spite
Johnny did nothing wrong
black, grey, and red
I actually hope DP goes for this instead of the yellow the manga gave it. Very nice work.
Remove the terrorist.
He'll just make his dick spin
Gyro can watch
which one?
If there was a SBRverse part set in the 1900s, what decade would you want it to be set in?
HP doesn't even show up as an emoji when Johnny says he wants everyone back
lol
Johnny only wants Gyro.
I think Joseph was the first jojo with that "pointy" pose on the cover
Shoots himself in the head
Which summons his Stand
Johnny is a Persona character
It starts in 2 days, 13 hours from now.
Probably the 60s or 70s. That's new territory, and there's a lot of potential there.
Joseph in 1930s Morioh would’ve been cool
50s and centered around Cold War falseflags
This proved me right because it has nothing to do with the original version in True Man's World
Both it's the same. Do you think that Ringo was a normal person? Baiting others to death duels with time powers?
Ringo didn't care about "humanity", only True Man's World.
Yes.
thanks, so around 11pm my time
guess im gonna make it
missed this storytime
How did Anon Babble respond to this iconic moment?
WW2.
One Norisuke (formerly Jo-something) Higashikata doing battle with the US to save Morioh. Fighting off Marine stand user platoons with his boys.
Maybe name him "Jotaro" Higashikata for fanservice.
Plenty of CULOnny posts.
TRACING Necroscope (again)
Damn, I miss hunky Jojos.
The crowd went wild.
resets the universe because you can only set parts in the future now instead of interesting historical settings
first new universe part is in the late 19th century
second new universe part is in 2011
What a fucking waste.
maybe 40s
So was HP dressed as a nun because of the Stand or was she legit trying to go incognito?
Its awful how badly Araki's art has degenerated.
Uh, no you don't. Joseph looks MUCH better skinnier.
I'm sad Araki skipped over him. Because of Jojolion's ending I was hoping that this Joseph would be the protagonist for the next part (despite his retarded hair)
I think it was her changing clothes for incognito sinde Gyro doesn't know HP is a woman
.... and hot pants, the cumdumpster
Michelin Man Joseph
Let's be real. Araki didn't get it right until Part 3.
Look how he massacred my boy...
Fujos are still coping hard about Johnny and Gyro being straight, huh?
Ringo's True Man's World was about a twisted type of self-actualization that called for a 'true man' to reject the trappings of Civilization and Law, and embrace his very primal and human drives to achieve his goals, no matter what.
That is a kind of libertine humanism. Ringo would probably say that 'conformity' was actually rejecting your humanity, more than that.
Turning yourself into a wormhole must hurt like a bitch.
No coping needed after last chapter and pretty much the whole story.
t. insane person
Probably Civil War.
She most likely regretted discarding her nun's habit.
nigga we just had Gyro using Johnny's heart eyes for the golden rectangle, fujos won
Trips confirm chunky Joseph's superiority!
There! You just posted more 'cope'!
Why do people keep making a fuss about who shot Johnny? The culprit's right here.
Speedreaders, man
If you think Johnny "GYROOOOOOOO" Joestar doesn't have Gyro as number one in his heart, you're in denial
Nah. Part 3 was way too angular at the end.
How is Johnny using Tusk if he lost all of the corpse parts?
Young Norisuke in the Rai’s father funeral flashback was the most handsome character of part 8
I guess women will never be able to understand friendship
He evolved it and become his own.
Let's be real. As a woman I would much rather prefer to be crushed by michelin thighs instead of skinny nuJojo quad-lets...
There's friendship and then there's Johnny's relationship with Gyro
Getting crushed by Hot Pants is the way I wanna go out
As a woman-
POST TITS, POST COCK, OR LEAVE!
So? How do you feel about this Chumimigger?
I'm still thinking about that anon who suggested BBW fem!Valentine. I'd gladly suffocate.
can't even get a shirt or shorts that fit
Whoreseph...
Imagine if this just killed Johnny.
No reason for him to exist, other than to try and trick the readers.
rohan is his waifu, not his self insert
What kind of nun picks Hot Pants as her alias?
As a woman, i wanna get crushed by half of the jojo cast, both men and women
Everyone needs their own emotional support Gyro.
alias
That's just her name. Her parents were retarded.
I think he's creepy and cool.
I wish
Me…
suffocated by fem!fatlentine and fatlentine at the same time
hot...
That'd be hilarious if Johnny literally had no answer and killed himself because he couldn't handle the situation
Reminds me of when my friend watched part 4 for the first time and thought Kira killed himself using killer queen because he crashed out over losing that hard
don't you have to pay to watch it?
paying to watch an advertisement
do you anons really
It probably sounds better in Italian.
Cute, just like every Tusk.
why did he do that? i don’t understand
Kira killed himself using killer queen
well it IS in the name so kek, imagine if that was the real ending
HP are her real initials
Her name is Helena Pucci
source: It was revealed to me in a dream
>>pay
I bet someone will stream it
What chapter was the one with Buccellati having the ? text bubble? I want to make a better crop.
I mean...
...But my heart's not 'wavering' anymore.
The one where Abbacchio offers Giorno piss.
A welcome respite
Underrated, I don't even have art of him
Pretty sure it's "5 Plus 1" when Abbacchio tells Bruno that he shouldn't drink the tea.
It felt like there were so much more. Am I just growing numb?
The one where he introduces Giorno to the gang and they completely disregard his authority
would be kino if that's the case, his spirit living on as the Pucci family...
OTOKOTACHI WA MOO COW
Slow Dancer gave him a boostie.
Kira kills himself because he can't live a quiet life without murdering these people in broad day light
skull emoji
this has to be used to make one of those shitpost panels edit
We're slacking, emojibros...
most came from Axl just dropping about seven of them in one fucking page
He won the mental battle against us.
inb4 we get 7 page (muda) emoji in the future
can't wait...NOT
I might be slipping a little (I almost forgot the eye and mystery hebe emoji), but generally I limit myself to images that appear inside speech bubbles, thought bubbles, and narration boxes.
Why does Narancia look so kissable? Is this a stand ability?
Mystery nigga Lucy
I don't know why it makes me kek so much
7 of them were in 1 page.
Thanks.
Joseph, Avdol, and Polnareff have their colors from the show proper
Jotaro has a different color scheme
Kakyoin is silver haired for most of this OP, except for the shot of him summoning Hierophant Green before it cuts to Jonathan, where it returns to a red color
Either everyone should be matching with different colors or their anime pallets, it bugs me that there's no consistency in Stand Proud.
DIO
He would be overwhelmed by all his victims, actual zombie horde shit, and it would only get worse once he kills the faggot with the weird name
Still the only ones that would affect him emotionally are Jonathan and his mother, and he can easily just muscle his way out of Civil war's range
Kars
I honestly don't remember his body count, Needless to say we wouldn't engage with the emotional tricks, if anything he might get "Civil War Ultimate"
Kira
Basically the scene of all the hands dragging him to hell, he would get emotional not because of guilt but rather because of the nightmare of all his victims catching up to him
Diavolo
He would be even worse than DIO, shredded to pieces by all the victims of Passione, maybe even doppio would be there to eat him alive
No guilt but he would cry a lot because of reasons similar to Kira's
Pucci
Lol, lmao.
Valentine
What canonically happened
Tooru
According to Araki he shouldn't even be able to feel guilt in the first place, still since most of his victims actually died to Calamity I don't know if someone would even show up there, Jobin, Kaato, and Yasuho however would 100% show up to haunt him
Gregorio did nothing wrong.
He's fine as a waypoint between the worst design and the best design.
Act 1 fags need NOT reply to me.
Imagine someone in these threads has the same type of stand as Survivor. But in addition of making everyone hyper-aggressive, it also makes them extra horny.
it also makes them extra horny.
that's basically the entire world's stand
All my heroes are here
do you have source on this pic?
I genuinely feel sorry for emoji anon when we get to Volume 21 or 22, that's where the emojis go into fucking overdrive with the amount. I fear my work for Jojolion, since I offered to take up the sword for Part 8 since he mentioned in a previous thread that he'd stop after 7.
Bery nicesu.
some random cow got into mario kart before Jotaro
it hurts so much bros
Hot Pants deserves forgiveness and a new life, she should find a honest man to start a new loving family
The anime will be kino. I believe.
Yellow Gyro will save us.
4 > 1 > 2 > 3
Objectively
Diavolo
I think it'd be the priest, his mom, Doppio and the picture he took of Donatella
Yellow Gyro
No such thing.
Nah it would be 2 > 7 > 1 > the rest
He will be purple with green Johnny.
This but 1 > 4 > 3 > 2
All JoJo parts are good
bu-
All JoJo parts.
I wasn't talking about parts.
cross-country non-stop race where you drive from one stage to the next
Mario Kart World will be revealed to be a plot to collect Dry Bones fragments, then the JoJo characters will be unveiled.
All tusk acts are good.
bu-
All tusk acts.
The fastest Cannonball Run time is just over 25 hours. Can't make a Part based off one single day.
Black Gyro with Yellow Johnny, Red Diego and Green HP
The thing about 4 is that the inside of it seems hollow behind the bead curtains. Also, the five weird notches on its head-shoulders are weird.
tfw no jojo racing game
Nigga Gyro, Asian Johnny and native Diego? strange
It’s SEXVIVORS fault that I feel like kissing Narancia, you are RIGHT
Tusk act 3 has the exact same stats as Tusk act 2 except that he has less defense
Niggyro
kek
you could even say it's...bizarre
Every Tusk act has mediocre stats except the Spin is ridiculously OP offsetting that.
What would happen if a punch ghost punched Tusk acts 1, 2, or 3? Would Johnny get hurt?
He cute
no ass
YAWN!
Johnny would piss his pants.
I mean... he does it anyway, but you get the point.
I actually have no idea.
yes
Space Duende Hot Pants
Act 1 is best stando
Retards
And Blue Valentine to tie it all together.
actually she's just Irish in this DEIflix au, wasn't woke enough for me to mention it
Tusk -> Task
Dark Determination -> Pitch Black Will
True Man's World -> World of Man
You rike it?
chumi-chan getting punched
Nooo ;_;
Pitch Black Will
Who's will and why is he black?
Surely they can call just it Tusk.
Be sure to watch 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' to find out!
accurate translation
Yes.
getting strangled by his dead brother
visible bulge in the next panel
why is he like this
Johnny's ass gets fatter
Tusk's ass gets smaller
What did Araki mean by this?
This entire panel disproves the diaperfags at least, his pants are hugging both separate cups of his ass in the bottom left
Civil war is the best arc in steel ball run right after the ticket to ride/love train. Axl Ro is my favorite side villain in all of jojo, and tusk act 3 is such a cool stand. I wish johnny used it more later on.
I really enjoyed this volume
Poor Johnny
Irish HP making you drunk on purpose
She has clovers on hat
Stand is a Leprechaun
Kino
Blue Waffletine
I think all Tusks are cute desu, even 4
not wearing a diaper when you're disabled from the waist down
This nigga smells like feces
Chumimiminn~~
Stand is a Leprechaun
diaperfaggotry out of NOWHERE
I thought I was safe from this stuff after ditching my friend years ago...
Blue Waffletine
Valentine would look like the blueberry inflation scene from CatCF
Johnny........
Hot…
Yes
implying after all these years + the Spin, Johnny doesn't have perfect control of his bowel movements
Noses used to look so cute in Araki’s part 5, 6, early 7 style
I love nuns
Yep
Stand name: St. Patrick
Powers: stealing
Lmao yeah, gotta make an edit of it
Johnny...
He is pretry cool
Surely they can just call it Echoes
Surely they can just call it Surface
Surely they can just call it Enigma
Surely they can just call it Clash
Surely they can just call it Oasis
Surely they can just call it Kiss
fuse all the parts of the corpse
Esidisi
Kars
Maiden Heaven
Sometimes they can work around it.
Act 3 is another instance of Araki not being able to handle the ability he just introduced to a character.
Tusc
I bet those Marco emojis have more panels than Fugo kek
If Dark Determination (or at least the visual of it) was introduced far earlier in Part 1, where do you think each JoJo would have it first happen to them?
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABABABYBABY
Do we all agree that Tusk is best stando?
Jonathan amongst the flames.
Joseph after throwing Caesar's headband.
Jotaro vs N'doul.
Josuke when he turns Anjuro into a rock.
Giorno against Bruno.
Jonathan
The "I've returned from Hell!" page
Joseph
After Caesar dies
Jotaro
After Joseph mostly dies
Josuke
After Okuyasu dies
Giorno
Boy 2 Man, B I G, or Green Day
Jolyne
Already happened
check'd quads.
''Dark Determination'' is literally just Resolve (forma de negro)
Jonathan
When he fights Dio after he kissed Erina.
Joseph
Crashing his plane into the volcano.
Jotaro
Either against Steely Dan, after Dio kills Joseph, or the moment he finds out that Dio is who's slowly killing Holly.
Josuke
Never.
Giorno
He would have Dark Kakugo active at all times.
Jolyne
When she kills the lawyer.
Task
World of Man
I am fine with this.
Pitch Black Will
Hilarious, I love it.
you're cute enough to kill someone
Ahahaha God damn
You can kill people
DavidPro actually gave Jonathan Dark Determination in the OP for Phantom Blood when he was about to fight Dio.
not a punch ghost
No.
why would they change dark determination?
It's universally agreed upon.
That's regular kakugo
It's only dark determination if the flames are black
They turn black in the OP, but I can never get a good shot of it.
he doesn't know
Those are just literal translations of the Japanese words
You had better have given praise to the emperor of Italy who Gregorio licks the boot of.
have to slap your nuts and sing a song and picture the face of god to punch someone
Doesn't count.
d-doesn't count
Concession? Accepted.
I wonder why DP never threw it in for the other JoJos, but did for fucking Stray Cat of all things.
Jonathan
Enters the Joestar Mansion and hits Dio
Kicks the wall and impales Dio on the Statue
Burns the sword and kills* Dio
Programs WangChu to explode the Boat
Joseph
Kills Straizo
Sees Lisa Lisa being stabbed by Kars
Jotaro
Sees DIO take Joseph's blood
Josuke
After his Grandpa's death/VS Angelo
Sees Rohan sacrifice VS Highway Star
Hears Enigma threaten his mom VS Enigma
After he believes Okuyasu is death
Giorno
Any fight
Jolyne
Any fight postFoo Fighters, except YoYoMa &* MewMew
Certainly the cutest.
I love him.
No.
Why would I not praise the King of Kings?
Tusk Act 1 is the CUTEST, yes
Why did Rikiel do this
Stevie Nicks is a whore and Lindsey is a fag
i'm coming to you. i'm going to get nice and close
Are you approaching me?
Has Jesus Christ given me his permission to do so?
I actually cried with Hot Pants backstory...
What is his stand?
I'm not sure if it's a flaw, but the fact that so many SBR Stands don't have a form or a real "body" at all is kinda weird
Oyecomova's stand is in one panel
we only see 2/3 of the Boom Boom stands
Oh! Lonesome Me is just a rope
Cream Starter is spray cans
Scary Monsters is just Diego turning dino
Mandom only exists on two pages
Tusk has appeared in maybe 20-25 panels at most, otherwise it's just Johnny shooting nails
If this was Part 8, he'd make Ermes get on the ground doggy-style and force her to woof.
STRONGEST STAND FOR COMBAT
...said no one EVER.
Hot Pants' parents...
I miss Wonder of U
dollar store GER
I wonder which Jojolion panel will cause the most seethe.
There is objectively only 1 answer and you know what it is.
Kills Straizo
You mean when he was shooting him with the tommy gun? Because Straizo basically killed himself
not him but tell me i want to know. is it go beyond?cucksuho?
First time having power over a female
Anon come on. It's clearly This is a story about breaking a cur~~se~~~~.
spoiler
lol i blocked that out of my mind.
Jobin not being the main villain
Johnny death
The flashforward?
where is my "yes, papi"?
based and would do the same
My 30 year old paranoid schizotypical sociopathic mob boss can't be this cute!
youtube.com
I am surprised how the history is still giving after, SBR is a amazing mang except the final fight with Dio, that crap drove the history to shit
High Voltage is kino, pleb.
High Voltage is one of the few parts of Steel Ball Run where Araki doesn't write something retarded and unjustifiable.
id say in the second half there are at least 89 panels that will annoy people
Gyro fucking hates Diego and Hot Pants
Johnny fucking hates Diego
What if instead of Dark Determination they had bright determination?
what if they didn't recolor KAKUGO and give it an edgy name
He's probably got the most personality out of all Jojo stands, but that may be because it's easy to imagine him doing cute things like a pet
If you think about it the Dark Determination shitposter actually has dark determination
If you think about it
Yeah, that part is amazing.
Remove Diego and HP
Dona...
Has Jod activated his DARK KAKUGO yet?
I honestly don't remember his body count
Literally the entire Pillar Man race and the ancient Hamon warriors. Which begs the question of if those Hamon user ghosts would be able to channel Hamon or not.
He always runs it, like Giorno.
what was the point of Johnny's flame eyes again?
was it to give him a plot armor?
What if Valentine was crippled and Johnny was fat?
what was the point of Johnny's flame eyes again?
"Shit, this just got serious" indicator.
I do not care about muh dark determination. People are making it a bigger deal than it actually is.
It's literally just one fag
The most personality
That deformed fetus with stock Latin phrases won't top a stand that's literally a dude.
Bossu and his precious Doppio are the cutest
HOW COULD YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THIiIiIS?!
å•Š
Blame Araki.
Best child predator in the series?
What is your favorite colored page/chapter cover/volume cover by Araki?
I can't fight it anymore, I want to fuck Johnny Joestar.
Why SBR have so many predators?
Gyro…
scarlett
The most boyish Jotaro.
Just ask him, Gyro, I'm sure he'd be down for it
Johnny is fat, have you seen his ass?
see part 3 Jotaro
assume he's in his 30's
he's 17
see Johnny
assume he's like 15
he's older than part 3 Jotaro
ARAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Compare George Joestar vs George Joestar.
The OTL Joestar Bloodline was obviously sterner stuff.
The JoJo fanbase wank themselves over le epic dark determination just because Ringo talked about it once, and they made a whole concept out of it for some reason. But it's a complete nothingburger after this arc. Kaato of all characters has the "dark determination" eyes at one point. The real reason Araki sometimes draws it is because it looks cool.
>I've recently found out that people are somehow intimidated by me--
I traced this
Bossu’s gonna be bursting out of that suit when he takes control
since he was a preteen
He looked his age in the beginning.
Its one of the things that supposedly sets Johnny apart and would make him cool, when mostly what sets Johnny apart is how uncool he is.
The anime will have such a hard time with the allusions to Jesus
He says this when there was a Budda and Jesus anime
johnny still uses a wheelchair because he's morbidly obese and wants to use the spin to lose the weight
valentine randomly stops being disabled throughout the story
poor slow dancer
What did Reimi mean by this?
Early SBR Johnny my love
Nah, he looked younger in the beginning
I don't see any flames in his eyes but burning down a full school bus is dark determination as fuck, assume my interpretation of dark determination is correct.
Grotesque
could Johnny fix Hot Pants Guilt Issues and marry her?
This little wigga got that shit on
Cheating on Gyro
They could trauma dump at each other
Why would you say that?
I'd say he starts looking older at the end when Araki's art style is beginning its descent into the mess it is now. Though ironically that's when he draws Johnny's outfit as a onesie
Remove Gyro, Johnny and HP
implying Johnny isn't the one in need of fixing
That's why he has Gyro
Johnny
fixing anyone
Nigga Johnny is the one in need of therapy.
Uuooooooo cute tummy
Boched the end for cheap and out of place nostalgia is not unjustifiable
Is Hermit Purple a good stand?
I like to imagine Hey Ya can hard counter any psychological manipulation stands
Cheap Trick
"Don't listen to that loser, you're doing great!" - Positive mindset closes off ability to host CT, dies of starvation.
Survivor
"Why ya gettin' worked up? Look, half price drinks at that saloon." - Poco Loco is chill
Civil War
"You're overthinking it, buddy! It wasn't as bad as they say, besides, you'll make it up to them." - Poco picks up the twenty dollars he threw away on dice last year, doesn't get absorbed or anything.
how do we feel about these colors for johnny?
the jeets watching always makes me chuckle
Swap auburn hair for ginger
If you could give Kars a stand, what would you give him? And no, you can't give him what he has in Jorge Joestar.
In case you don't know, his stand in Jorge Joestar is to have any stand he wants, which is literally just OP for the sake of being OP. Which may be fitting for the character but is really uncreative.
Joseph has had an interesting life.
I never really understood the whole...plastic wrap part of civil war.
Jonathan and Dio
Joseph and Ceasar
Jotaro and Kakoyin
Josuke and Rohan
Giorno and Bruno
Jolyne and Ermes
Johnny and Gyro
when bug bites
forcibly making Ermes moan "Si papa, que rico!" while on all fours
God, I really shouldn't be given Rods.
JoJo and the most popular non JoJo character of the retrospective part
Yep, checks out. only retards seethe about this btw
Ungalo would never sink to these depths.
(me)
respective* not retrospective fuggg
A Stand for Kars is kind of hard to imagine, because his Light Mode stuff may as well be a Part 3 styled Stand. Going off his character traits, perhaps it would be one based on nature? Something akin to Gold Experience. On a related note, I think it'd be cool if Wamuu had a Stand that involved honor.
cringe
cringe
cringe
MEGA CRINGE (Okuyasu clears)
ok
BASED
no
Kakyoin more popular than Polnareff
Ermes more popular than Weza
Fujoshi need their brains examined for Josuke and Rohan. Absolute garbage unrelated to either character, Josuke is an unironic mangalet.
Rikiel has DIO’s face.
Based
Cringe
Mega cringe
Trash
Trash
Cute
Based
Ungalo's stand was literally a doomsday scenario and he was loving every second of it. he'd do worse
It’s only more popular than Josuke x Okuyasu because Okuyasu is ugly
Josuke and Rohan
Fujosister, this isn't your volume, Johnny was 2 seconds a way of defiling a nun.
It's a fun little detail about his design.
Jonathan and Erina
Joseph and Lisa Lisa
Jotaro and Egyptian slut
Josuke and a hot female teacher
Giorno and GER
Me and Ermes
Hot Pants and anal only chastity
Tukusu.
He'd do worse
The world was having a good time and people were being transported into their fantasies. It's not Ungalo's fault that Anasui's hero is a momma goat and Weza's THE Vincent Van.
Is that HIM? THE MOUSE?
based based based
least freakish Floridian
Kakyoin more popular than Polnareff
In Nipland? high likely, since he's not as ugly.
Ermes more popular than Weza
Is Weather even that popular? If anything, i'm more surprised they didn't use Pucci instead. I guess it's cause he's a villai- oh wait Dio is there, nevermind.
Japan has no taste.
I don't ship it but Josuke's dynamic was more entertaining with Rohan than the retard and midget.
It'll be our volume again for 90% of the manga, cope
He is FINE, not even in the bottom half of part 6 Floridians.
Ungalo is literally a vindictive incel that hates humanity
The one and only...
"Do The Evolution"
He can change the 'form' of everything into a higher one.
Coal becomes diamond, chimps become homo erectus, technology spontaneously grows more futuristic.
Something that gives him full control of all electromagnetism.
Because it's fitting for him to control an entire force of the universe, and because electromagnetism covers light, it fits in with Kars's light mode and his whole goal to conquer the sun.
Johnny doesn't give a shit when HP dies
doesn't even want her back
considers letting Valentine win if he gets another Gyro though
Fujos win SBR, sorry
Sex with Erina.
Yup yup
Josuke is for Ryoko
chimps become homo erectus
That's not how it works, Araki
Diego not included either
their irrational hatred of him is hilarious
Did Johnny actually know Hot Pants died at this point?
okay
based
shit
shit
shit
cute
based
Someone post Dio and Pucci talking about Hermit Purple
Dio alongside OUR HEROES (and Giorno)
what did they mean by this
garish pokemon colored text for no reason
shitty flat lineart makes the picture look like it's traced
garbage
Yes. Even if he didn't, she completely dropped off his radar lol
Yes.
Gyro and Johnny
ftfy
Holly
Jonathan and Erina
Joseph and Suzi Q
Jotaro and Midler
Josuke and Okuyasu
Giorno + Trish + Mista
Jolyne and Ermes and Weather AND F.F. AND Emporio
Johnny and Rina
Gappy and Yasuho AND Daiya AND Mitsuba AND Hato (Joshu watches)
Sneed
Chuck
Sneed
Chuck
Sneed
Chuck
Sneed
Rina won.
Simple as.
Johnny should've been a girl and bred by Gyro.
cute and canon
I can't tell if the Japanese seethe is an overplayed bit or it's just another schizo.
Reminder that Johnny is the wife
That's sad.
anything to avoid Jojolion
It really is desu.
While I think SBR could have gone without High Voltage, it's still a pretty good fight. I know some people were hoping Johnny would win the race, but he literally never cared about that at all.
Huh? I think the next one is Lucy's Rape Adventures
I didn't say he loved her, I just say he was about to defile her.
spergs don't know when to quit beating a dead horse
we haven't even started Part 8. Anons will quickly lament Johnny's association with the H*gashikata's.
I think Johnny never bothered to learn Japanese and Norisuke/Rina were the ones that learnt English.
Johnny figures out Diego is using time stop almost instantly while it took Kakyoin dying for the Crusaders to figure it out
Always cracks me up.
To be fair, he did fight against Ringo so it makes sense why he could tell something was wrong. That and Johnny's always been quick on the uptake.
I always assumed Araki thought to himself, "Okay, everybody reading knows how this shit works" and decided to let Johnny figure it out ASAP.
information warfare was an important aspect of part 3 fights and dio did a lot of tricky stuff in the build to the reveal
to be fair DIO deliberately made it as confusing as possible by returning to the exact same position as before after using it while Diego's use was a lot more direct
Chumimiiii~~~~iiiin.
The cutest of all the stands.
movere crus
Best stand
I LOVE YOU, CHUMI-CHAAAAAAAAN~! <3
Rank the Jojos based on penis size.
Jonathan > Everyone else.
Jonathan>Joseph>Jolyne>Josuke>Giorno>Jotaro>Johnny
Biggest to smallest
Jonathan
Joseph
Johnny
Jotaro
Josuke
Giorno
Jodio
Josuke
Jonathan > Joseph > Johnny > Josuke >Jotaro > Josuke8 >Jolyne > Giorno > Jodio
Jonathan
Jolyne (metaphorical)
Joseph
Johnny
Jotaro
Gappy
Josuke
Jodio
Giorno
Jolyne (physical)
Jolyne’s clit is bigger than Giorno’s cock
Jolyne's big dick energy > Everyone Else
Rina raped a grieving man and baby-trapped him btw.
Jolyne>Jonathan>Joseph>Jotaro> Josuke>Josuke8>Johnny>Giorno>Jodio
No way Johnny is bigger than Jotaro
jolynes futa cock is the biggest
Jonathan >>> Joseph > Jotaro >>> Johnny > Josuke(s) > Giorno/Jodio (same size)
Oh, he is so precious ;A;
His dick doesn't work, but it is bigger.
I'm sure everyone can agree that Jonathan and Joseph are the biggest in that order, Jolyne is bigger than Giorno and he's one of the three smallest.
Jotaro is half nip
Jolyne's clit is bigger than every other Jojo's cock.
ranking johnny high on dick scale
Jockeys are turbo manlets, Johnny’s dick would be as small and cute as him
we literally see his dick here i'd say it's medium sized
Sometimes manlets do have big dicks.
Besides, I don't think he's huge. Only Jonathan, Joseph, and Jolyne would be considered huge.
Johnny is just above average.
>ranking johnny high on dick scale
Gyro is ranking it, I will trust his judgement on the matter.
Do you think Dragona has a bigger cock than Jodio?
A new lineup of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure S.H.Figuarts figures will be revealed on the same day as JOJODAY
Place your bets.
Yup.
All of them.
check'd dubs
triple dubs
What a based thread.
Jojo is "blessed" (angel emoji) by Anon Babble (yotsuba emoji)
if this anon didn't ruin the chain we would have had five dubs in a row, for shame
Gyro tops
Rohan fatigue is real and it will get you
Damn, so close to 5 dubs in a row
Give me Joni
thread about to archive
fagposting goes into overdrive
like clockwork
just 2 days until JoJoday
tfw remembered we will probably have to wait more than a year for the anime to drop anyway, if it gets announced
man
talking about cocks is board culture sonny