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The countless incest porn this spawned

It's weird that Kushina was made to be so similar to Sakura and that Kushina's last words were that she hoped Naruto found a girl like his mother only for Hinata to be chosen in the end. It almost seems like a retcon.

Goku

Kissing a woman

Toriyama didn't die for this!

I'm sad I missed the daily, but on the other hand the schizo was worse than usual there.

I want to suck her boobs

I thought Sasuke wanted to restore his clan. Considering he can impregnate every girl that lays eyes on him why does he only have one kid ?

I thought Sasuke wanted to restore his clan.

You thought wrong. He never once cared about that.

His goal was to kill Itachi.
Then it was to kill the people who gave orders to Itachi.
Then it was to become hokage.
Then it was to wander aimlessly.

a girl like his mother

But Sakura is a selfish bitch?

the last good storyline in naruto

Unfortunately, restoring clan is hard when you prefer certain blond loudmouth over your very own wife.

3 out of 4 successful ain't bad.

still seething after 10 years, huh? tsundereshit like Cuckura and Rucuckia always lose

Nta but Sakura wanted from start to finish Sasuke, she wasn't tsundere and ended up with whom she wanted, same for Rukia. They didn't really lose.

why are you so mad for pointing out a retcon?

obsessed with cuckoldry

Ah, I see now why Hinata is so often paired with Riakage. It's just what you types are drawn to.

I like Karin more than Kushi

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Naruto is white
Hinata is asian
Ei is a middle aged black man so him fucking Hinata is the biggest fuck you to white men

Why did Kishimoto make them so gay?

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It's really weird how hard the story forgot about her even though she's the only Uzumaki that's still alive besides the main character.

the story forgot about her

This information comes out of nowhere the last arc, it's not like it was an early detail forgotten about, she was remembered that late.

out of nowhere

Why are pinkshitters like this

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it's literally part of the story that Raikage wanted to kidnap Shitnata

No, it's not.
Stop spamming your degenerate fetish you pathetic obsessed brownoid.

Kishi constantly trolling pinkshitters was probably the best thing he did while writing Naruto.

Nta, but it was actually true, it's Neji's backstory, the cloud tried to kidnap Hinata, Hiashi killed the head ninja of kumogakure and in exchange they had to kill Hizashi.

story about some light skinned guy that kidnapped a child to steal her eyes

UM ACKSHUALLY ITS AN INTERRACIAL CuCK STORY THAT FITS MY DEGENERATE FANTASIES

God you're so fucking pathetic

Not him, and have no interest in his multiple fetishes. just specifying that Kumo having an interest in Hinata is canon.

Naruto is proof that love triangles literally add nothing to a story and only amount to retarded brown incels orbiting around fanfics forever

I've seen it mentioned before that Sasukes hebi/taka team was supposedly pushed by an editor but she actually has a decent amount of relevance and a big effect on almost all of Sasuke's pre-war arc fights

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Right now I was thinking of how much I hate Taka, beside Suigetsu.

you started this with the words "cuckura and rucuckia" you fucking hypocrite retard

You're literally the only person here talking about that aspect of it. Actual fucking brain damage and it's not surprising.

Nta but Sasuke literally left Sakura to raise their child by herself while Hinata never even interacted with the Raikage.

You're the one who first brought up your raikage fantasies itt your retard, lmao

Sasuke should have been a girl

How did he not know the 4th was his Dad? He looks exactly like him

Rape timeline bullshit again

You didn’t have enough yesterday huh

Konoha erased all the photos. plrease understand

Not him, but your delusions are less valid than Kishimoto for his own manga, your headcanon is absolutely true for you, but the canon manga is decided by him. Therefore no rape and no Himawari, just love between Sakura and Sasuke.

Le mangaka who allowed a company to destroy his work for infinite money has le last word!

Kill yourself faggot consoomer.

Yes, he has the last word, if you want to have authority over something make it, and if you want people to accept it make it liked by them, your fanfiction is something you have authority on, the canon Naruto isn't.

she hoped Naruto found a girl like his mother only for Hinata to be chosen in the end.

The twist is that Naruto is like Kushina so he needed to find his 'Minato'.

hinata is like minato

yeah and Kakashi is Konohamaru

No. But Itachi should have.

and if you want people to accept it make it liked by them

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Well both are virgins so

self-inserting for 20 years

Actual apex manchild behavior, what the fuck

I am not proud of that please delet

I genuinely think this is the best moment in Naruto, though the manga did it better than the anime. I think the chapter ending with Naruto proclaiming himself the Leaf's Orange Hokage was amazing.

Wrong series this crossover didn't hapen canonically.

I mean the Sakura part not the self insert. I am ashamed that old internet porn did that to me. I didn’t really understand how much of a bitch she really was.

Then stop annoying people with it, if you don't care what other people say leave them alone.

Also I’ve seen the light twice now because I actually do fucking hate her more than anything in the present. Other than bortshit.
I wasn’t this hateful before, fuck you /nart/. I guess misery is the price of truth.

I didn't like this plot. Erised makes sense in HP loose rules of how magic works, but Naruto has a hard magic system, this kind of shit doesn't work. It doesn't work emotionally either, I just don't care for Kushina.

yeah and Kakashi is Konohamaru

>Both leaders of team 7.

>Student leaves the village and trains with a older man with snakes.

>Forced to fight an evil version of their childhood teammate.

>Got power-crept hard despite supposedly being strong.

He's just like me...

not the self insert

bro

No, I don’t think I will. Someone (or rather several people) has to pay for the death of /nart/ and everything that happened.

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Not canon fuck off bortfaggot

perhaps by restoring his clan it was more about the honor and glory

Add to that how despite being powercrept they still managed to be useful, and how both use jutsu of wich their students have altered versions.

*as their signature technique.

Really great scene, the way that the bit about language tics causes him to recognize her before she declares herself is kino

It's also an image I can hear
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Hinata is still nothing like Minato. they have nothing in common. nothing.

she meant karin so the uzumaki bloodline could be pure

you dont know what a retcon means

Minato sacrificed himself to save what he loves

Hinata also nearly sacrificed herself to save who she loves

It's really hard to think what Itachi would look like as a girl since he already has a very girly face. I imagine he'd look the exact same but with tits.