God I wish that were me

God I wish that were me

You will never be an anime girl

Fuck Asuka

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I wish

There's too many pathetic Anons.

I've never self-inserted as Shinji and never will, and I've especially never had a desire to be beaten up by a woman. For God's sake, guys, have some self-respect.

But wouldn't you rather be Kensuke?

I'd rather be the one that got away than the consolation prize, to be honest
I have my dignity, I don't think I could stand it if my girl spent hours of the day daydreaming about the time she got a packed lunch years decades after the fact

You don't have to self insert as Shinji to want to fuck Asuka.
Shinji is a spineless loser who deserves to be miserable.

Why are these kinds of absolutely terrible and worthless threads allowed? They clearly violate rules against low quality posts

what rules?

Who tf self-inserts as Shinji of all people, dude's not a good prize at all.

Mods only intervene if something is illegal (CP. actionable threats, manifestos) actual uncensored pornography/gore on a blue board or personally offends them. I still haven't figured out why they allow spam like OP with the same threads with the same subjects with even the same fucking opening pic over and over. Is it for engagement? Do the crypto grifters care how inorganic the threads are? Nobody knows but the mods

Which youtube e-celeb posted a video about it?

i mean that was the intention
Shinji IS a self insert, but yeah whether you follow on that is up to you

I like really violent women who will punch the shit out of me but since I'm 6'2 and well built their pathetically weak fists deflect off my body with ease. Then they wear themselves out and start crying.
Either that or they go to grab a knife and try to legitimately kill me whereupon I wrestle the knife away form them and rape them (except not really because they want it)

Asuka is still legendary shit taste and you probably enjoy being abused. Misato might be a slovenly alcoholic but at least she has some degree of mental stability and won't beat you up for no reason.

asuka is legendary shit taste

newfag reitard

I always related to misato
lonely messy coping with beer but everyone on the outside thinks I’m cool because of my job

Shinji is ANNO'S self-insert, which says a lot about what Anno thinks of himself, I suppose.

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asuka isn't really that bad it's just overlyexaggerated

It's not that he's a self insert, he has a personality of his own which actual self insert characters lack so the viewer can simply implant their own onto them
He's simply relatable to guys with low self esteem and avoidance issues, which is not the same thing as self inserting

He's simply relatable to guys with low self esteem and avoidance issues, which is not the same thing as self inserting

Honestly isn't that the key to the hatred he gets? That's the point. Shinji IS relatable if you have low self-esteem and avoidance issues, but who wants to be reminded of how much they suck? Shinji holds up a mirror to a lot of male viewers and they don't like what they see, so they don't like him.

asuka's little boobs and belly and butt and back

Respect is earned.

Why would anyone want to be with crybaby shinji?

she is 13 years old

Imagine the smell

covers her tits but does a high kick fully exposing and spreading her pussy

pathetically weak compared to a 30 year old salaryhag's smell

30

gross!

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