Why didn't Shinji just ask Asuka out?

Question

Why didn't Shinji just ask Asuka out?

Why didn't Shinji just ask Asuka out?
Was he stupid? It was extremely obvious that she was at least interested

Why would shinji ask out kenken's gf? Are you ntrfag?

Spineless.
Cowardly.
Homosexual.

Any one of which would have been sufficient. And Shinji is all 3.

He knows women aren't worth it. He just jack off to her and get almost the same satisfaction.

This has been debunked

I wont use the same toilet that stupid shinji and misato used

So did she just shit herself?

She pooped in the bathtub

Doesn't she flee and crash at Hikari's the next day or so

This has been [HEADCANON]

ntrfags, everyone.

The women in his life were

Nazi mama's girls

dead-eyed clones

drunken pedos

Shinji had no choice but to go gay for the enemy.

Because why the fuck would you want a girl like that as a gf?
I only want her for sex and for that we don't need to be going out.
Also Shinji is a pussy (which is justified when talking about piloting robots but not when it comes to this)

It was extremely obvious that she was at least interested

It's never obvious unless they explicitly state their interest

To quote Socrates

It is the example of the rider who wishes to become an expert horseman: "None of your soft-mouthed, docile animals for me," he says; "the horse for me to own must show some spirit" in the belief, no doubt, if he can manage such an animal, it will be easy enough to deal with every other horse besides. And that is just my case. I wish to deal with human beings, to associate with man in general; hence my choice of wife. I know full well, that if I can tolerate her spirit, I can with ease attach myself to every human being else.

sounds like some random simp trying to justify female worship desu

Why not ask Rei instead?

Was he stupid?

yes, but so was she

No woman alive has ever said what they mean or meant what they said.

Feisty, difficult women are the best in bed. Socrates knew.

It's also obvious that he just wasn't into her on any level other than physical. Rei is the only girl for him

I can imagine him showing up with bruises and going

N-n-none of your s-soft-mouthed, d-d-docile animals for me

while holding back tears

So it's never obvious.

Because Shinji is a gaywad who never takes initiative. If Asuka told him to put a baby in her he would have given her the most disappointing minute and a half of her life on the spot.

Because she smells like the inside of a womb and blood

You really expect a 14 year old depressed and socially awkward kid with 0 social and emotional intelligence to ask out a girl that he feels intimidated by all the time ?

You won't even hold me

If I can't have you all to myself then I don't want anything from you

Because Asuka is annoying and unattractive
Next thread

You really expect a 14 year old depressed and socially awkward kid with 0 social and emotional intelligence to ask out a girl that he feels intimidated by all the time ?

Yes

It smells like Ayanami

What the fuck does this comment even mean? Has he sniffed her so intensely that now he can recognize what she smells like?

She has a very noticeable, particular smell
Apparently
Fuckin stinky albino

Yeah

Why do you niggas make threads glazing her everyday then ?

Because I'd love to cover her in my glaze

Some days you're in a Rei mood and some days you're not. It's not hypocritical

Is there a not retarded reason for why people are posting in the BLACKED edit thread?