Jojo afterparty

Best Analogy so far?

joshufags when they think they've won an argument

Make her docile like a winter catfish.

Tsurugi is the only first born Higashikata son whose birthname didn't start with "Jo"

Is also the only male among the playing card themed names in the current family

Jobin took the "raise your kid as a girl" a little too far methink

Here's some collectibles cards with illustrations by DP of Jotaro and DIO before the Part 3 anime was a thing
They got the part 1 style and....it looks a hell of a lot better

Hot take: if Araki had taken the time to introduce Tooru earlier and explore his motivations in depth he would have been a very interesting villain. His detachment, hatred of his own eternally youthful appearance, desire for recognition and affection, and his polite facade hiding a manipulative nature could have been interesting

Mind-blowing see~ex with Tsurugi-chan<3

volume has no rape

quality goes down

At least we got NUTS

Maybe the sons get new names after they survive the illness

They get renamed Norisuke.

The flash forward actually does make sense.

It absolutely doesn't. You just traced Hamon Beat's extremely contrived cope.

Goes and uses Nut King Call to undress a woman in public

She shrieks and runs away

"Epitaph....play that back for me."

My guy I literally just explained it to you. Did you do that thing where you only read part of a post and react before reading the rest?

araki is has once told to me that in the beginning when he was first brainstroming the part 8 that origninally he was once meant to be named Jorugi but then araki sensei-yo change his mind about it so instead he ended up naming him tsurugi instead of Jorugi originally

You'd think that Yasuho's stand power of giving exactly what you need to reach your destiny in a roundabout way would be the thematic counter to Wonder of U but instead Josuke just uses Mahoraga's wheel to adapt his technique so that it can go through Gojo's infinity or whatever

You're acting like this is the canon explanation. It's not.

i kek'd

WoU and Paisley Park are completely opposite abilities thematically and functionally and nothing is done with that

So you're just going to ignore the obvious flashback effect at the beginning of this scene and at this page with Tsurugi's narration before it cuts to the Norisuke bodybag in an obvious jumpcut? Or is that 'not Canon' or whatever that dumb shit means

Nut King Crimson

CULOOOOOO

lol canon explanation. That's how it's presented in the story. Do you need everything spoonfed?
The only thing that doesn't make sense and is a retcon is Norisuke's hand missing in that flashforward

Today I will remind them. The panel that killed Jojo.

SBRverse Kars btw

There is no implied "jump cut". We can clearly see Tsurugi going from the living room to the upper floor in the same fucking scene. Interpreting this whole thing as two scenes at two different times is pure mental gynmnastics that literally only came from Shartmon Beat's coping brain.
Holy shit, Hamon Beat fags actually entered the thread.

fuck anon, you made me wheeze hard there

Man, High Voltage's The World is starting to grown on me

What the fuck is wrong with you

Ah, are you on a journey? Keep in mind, the most common time to face “calamity” is right before returning home. Keep yourself safe.

JJLfags slowly trickling in

lol

His coloring sucks
He's only human, after all~~~~

why is every online scan the shitty colored ones? are anime fans really so retarded

You're really fucking stupid. You keep mentioning Hamon Beat when it's completely fucking obvious. Is it because you're too stupid to understand it? Should I find a full in depth explanation to summarize it for you like a 5 year old would need help washing his balls? Can you not understand a simple transition effect that was not only sued THREE TIMES in that chapter but used multiple times to signify the same fucking effect throughout JoJolion? No of course not, you're not interested in actually trying to understand something your Peabody brain equates to as a plothole just because it wasn't spelled out for you. No all you wanna do is shitpost and post "THE BUBBLE CAN DO THAT?" to feel like you fit in like a dog sniffing the burning rubber of another dog's asshole you fucking faggot.
I could give less of a fuck if you're too stupid to understand but don't ever compare me to some YouTuber. Just because you get all your sheep riddled ideas from them doesn't mean the same for others

the analogygods have come back in full force even in anon's posts

Blessed volume

Oh, that's another Aida Mitsuo!

i like the Ds on his knees , also him being full golden looks classy

needs more diego blue

Joshubros...you dropped this

You keep mentioning Hamon Beat when it's completely fucking obvious

So obvious that you only came to this conclusion after watching his deboonking video. Not a single soul has thought about this before him.

Can you not understand a simple transition effect that was not only sued THREE TIMES in that chapter but used multiple times to signify the same fucking effect throughout JoJolion?

Your so-called "transition effect" isn't necessarily used for transitions, and in the case of the flashforward, it's clearly fucking not. Didn't you see how Araki keeps using it every other page? Take a look at pic related, which doesn't include any transition. It's one example among hundreds.

I won't bother replying further, because you're evidently delusional.

The GLORY of Tsurugi

that's not Joshu, no bangs, no Joshu.

Show me the video where he says it. Cmon fucktard. Your proof is a fucking shading panel? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen but considering your iq it's to be expected
Hey, dumbo, s h o w m e t h e v i d e o. I tried to space it out so your little mind could comprehend it, let me know if you're too stupid to understand that

Yeah they're the D's knees.

samefag

Why would it be the case?

You may be onto something there, anon

cuz i said so

How did this volume do? I forgot to fill it out as I read along. I feel like a lot of these are up for interpretation.

the JJLIDF is here again

I am a cock

Hey hey fucktard where's the video

an anon and a youtuber both said the sky is blue

This just means the sky isn't blue, and anon got his opinion from a youtuber.

I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

an objective physical reality vs a subjective interpretation of a comic book

AnalogyFAGS . . .

youtu.be/-vWslEVVcmk?t=5

t. hamon sneed

Oh look at me, I fucked up and mistakenly replied to my own post asking for the video when it had been 23 minutes, not 36
Look at that, I'm actually mature enough to admit my mistake. I don't just flee, unlike how you're doing rn apparently

I was reading JoJolion monthly. I didn't see anyone coming up with this very specific "two scenes" cope before HB's video. The other anon won't admit it, but he got it from there.

WHERE
IS
THE
VIDEO
ANON
ALL I ASK FOR

How many more volumes until Jobin?

Tooru is a metaphor for a certain country and its people

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VIDEOVIDEOVIDEOVIDEOVIDEO

Could this be the work of an enemy stand?

So you're saying that evidence isn't 'canon' because supposedly some guy named Hamon Beat made a video on it that was so popular you can't even find it or post it to support your theory?

Reel 2 Real has no weakness

[Deleted]

what happened here

a “calamity”

I see...i'd read the entire debate but seems its spoilers for late part8 stuff

Robbed...

I told you phone posters

He says it but it wrong

Ah, so you're "pursuing" the video? Right now, you are "in pursuit" of the video . . . You should "cease pursuit" immediately or else you might find "unexpected consequences". . .

Did emojianon and Editanon die?

Defeated by chestn

I don't get it, he keeps quoting this video yet refuses to post it

Banned for racism

NOOOO

that's the old one...the new one isn't even here or he just gave up on doing edits for part 8
as for mojianon i think the new one is catching up as of now

it looks a hell of a lot better

Jotaro looks awful in terms of his face. I'm fairly certain they copy and pasted Joseph's face. Not much to say about DIO, but the Stands look pretty cool.

you don't go showing your stand to other people

our heroes were exhibitionists?!

OUR NEW HERO emoji anon is trying his best.
I think the SBR editanon got burnt out or banned for racism again lol

Well we had 3 editanons for SBR iirc, some of them jumped to the funny panels and some were doing it since beginning of SBR storytime, i dont think any of them got banned, maybe just burn out, i only made a couple of edits in that storytime, so far i dont have much to work on for part 8 edits, last jojo edit that i did was today and not related to Jojolion

The first time we see Jousuke he's completely naked.

I'm here, just uninspired, deciding between playing layton or taking a nap

He was wearing a hat.

Since this faggot doesn't wanna provide source, I will
Earliest HB videos pertaining to JoJolion's plot is 3 years ago

reddit.com/r/JoJolion/comments/oljy4b/the_flash_forward_from_chapter_83_has_already/
4 years ago

What's the matter bro?

I've been asleep, but I plan to read V6 and 7 tonight when I get the chance and post an update tomorrow. But I did see there was a new Kira emoji today, good on Araki for trying something new.

Oh yeah, the hat
"The hat stays on during sex"

uninspiried

i dont blame you, part 8 so far is Higashikata introductions + stands (which I assume we have 3 volumes left of that), so 1/3 of jojolion is basically Higashikatas fighting, some funny moments here and there...but pretty uneventful imo

He couldn't create an actual response to the flash scene and decided to try and pull the "W-WELL YOU UHHHHHH GOT THAT FROM A VIDEO" and now he's completely silent after being BTFO of that excuse too
Bitch ass faggot.

Holy shit that's awesome, wish I could make gifs as well

i dont think any of them got banned

I badmouthed Adi Shankar in another board, got banned for a whole week, specifically the one with Civil War.
I poked fun at it in the power ranking lol

I believe Hamon Beat is actually a real-life rigger which is why he defends part 8 so much

This volume didn't have enough Yasuho rape. Araki has lost his edge.
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I badmouthed Adi Shankar in another board, got banned for a whole week

Not surprising, considering half of the jannies are pajeets

this reddit post is where the nutcase might have got his cope from

Good, he (you?) should have admitted it from the beginning. I wasn't planning on posting the video, because seeing him going mad was honestly pretty funny. But I have pity after all.
youtu.be/zKgUsp_1hpI?si=W6dl22qvHSkZyZ14&t=2286

wish I could make gifs as well

there are sites for that, i used ezgif for cropping and photopea for editing (i dont have photoshop nor idk if it supports importing/exporting gifs so i dont care), the rest can be googled with tutorials on this topic

banned for a week

yeesh, that bad? i once got banned for 3 days but it was apparently for me posting out of topic posts (i posted in sbr storytime about johnny soiling himself)

Oh so now you're changing the goalpost? Thanks for admitting you're retardation

Thanks for admitting you're retardation

You guys are going fucking mental right now

This volume had a lot of schizobabble

Part 8 storytime readers might have genuinely got a brain aneurysm after today's volume

this volume was a whole load of nothing. genuinely the whole volume could have been cut down to a chapter or 2

All he had to say was "nah I don't agree with that" instead he wants to do some retard YouTuber shit

Thanks for admitting you're retardation

Jojolion...

This is a 'story' about breaking 'readers' minds'.

“Schizobabble” is not a force for good, nor does it care about evil

is bad

Yep, I misspelled.
Oh look at that, I'm not low IQ enough to try to deflect or run away from the conversation like you.
A shame, maybe if you weren't so stupid you'd understand.

Where the FUCK is the lion?!

This is an afterparty...about Anon Babblenons fighting inner demons

The "love of gravity" . . .

How is there no Deftones or U2 stand yet

Minor spelling mistake. I've won.
And let me say this again.

I HAVE WON
COMPLETELY.

THAT'S IT FOR Anon Babble!

We are like halfway through the Yotsuyu fight btw

jobber words

He's not even man enough to say "Oh the video was after the theory, my bad"
Nope he's just running away like a bitch

This is a "post"... about a "spelling mistake"...

LUCKgods...

I thought all that happens next is Jousuke throws a net on the rigger and drowns him in the sea. Surely thats only one more chapter? Ri~~~ght?

Deftones should be reserved for a main protag or antagonist

God it feels so fucking good to have BTFO of that faggot who thought I was a YouTuber sheep like him
Hey hey what's the matter buckboy? Trying to comb through some more JoJo videos for a response?

Hey, I didn't know that guy was going to go on a temper tantrum like that. I was only calling out his cope.
Both of those are not me. Go breathe outside for a moment.

Now he's trying to pull the "e-erm actually h-haha, that's not m-me!"

Every time. Knowing that you're seething from your stupid ass incorrect post is giving me life

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You're nuts, man.

last time the storytime was this negative about a volume was Yukako in Part 4

What is it about Morioh that drives people like this?

Here, in case it wasn't obvious the first time
F O U R
also known as the next number greater than
T H R E E
which seems to be when your hero uploaded a video that your
L O W I Q
thought started the explanation
Feels so fucking good to prove dipshits like you wrong.

My automatic stand boils your eyeballs every time you blink or close your eyes
But if Yasuho is present my Stand takes a humanoid form to rape her instead. This temporarily disables the eye boiling so that's my only weakness.

morioh is a glorified shantytown

Boiling water stand from part 6...

"Jojolion"... this is a "thread"... about "Jojolion"...

What would be the power of a stand called U2?

the low IQ faggot lost and had to flee and deflect

It makes me so happy when they realize their place in society as lower class citizens worse than rock humans

It makes "2" of "U"

nah they are me, I happen to look at it twice lmao

Yasuho could've saved FF.....

HELL
2
U

the user is an AU Tonio, when he brings the customer their food and tells them to enjoy it, they will say "y-you too..."

This volume had even more nonsense in it than usual and the fight is kind of lame.
Yukako is just a bad character, she only exists to glaze Koichi and she's insane and shouldn't be a member of the duwang gang.

you gave me an idea

Ah, now that's a vintage meme

And one final one for the road

*Ahem*
The Anon who got BTFO by me

OHHHHHHhhhh~
FAGGY FAGGY FAGGY FAGGY GOT IT WRONG
OHHHHHhhhhh~
TISSUE TISSUE TISSUE TISSUE CAUSE HE GOT BLOWN OUT
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BAAAAAAA~ALLS~

everyone is already like this by Volume 7

we have 20 more volumes to go

note to self, do not interact with afterparty threads before 7pm

we just have to tank it, this is a train wreck I will not miss

Holy mental iIlness.

literally nothing interesting happened in these past 7 volumes, its just introduction after introduction of Higashikata family...boring

It's almost like a 'flow' of 'calamity' has struck us,

Can duplicate an enemy or their stand but they're weaker than the original (like Tien's clones)

Threads become full of mentally ill anons

The very same volume riggers are introduced

You see?
YOU SEE?

worst volume

fastest afterparty

so this is the power of 'jojolion'...

Araki could say he "forgot" to turn his stove off and Hamon Beat would die on the hill arguing that he didn't

Trout Mask Replica? Un-debunked

My stand isn't even a stand it's a rock animal and it's called Chumba-Wumba and it boils the "cum" inside your "balls", it's only weakness is if someone were to have four (2x2) balls it would only make the "cum" slightly wa~~~rm.

I truly cannot wait for "this page"

Almost as if...us...pursuing the end of this part....is causing some kind of 'flow' to hit us

Which volume will be peak schizokino?

"Nagare" wa zutto yakusai nanda.

cool close up of the manuscripts
twitter.com/torimegamusic/status/1919597644818874522?s=46&t=PiKCTYlBI5yyxO2x3ZtvJg
this is a story about raping the audience

Either when Rai shows up or when Tooru shows up because those two will blow open the lid on discussion in these threads

Rai Mamezuku.

everyone is already like this

It's just one mentally ill guy.

I don't speak runes so does anyone know if the ti~~~~lde and "quote" "spam" is in the Japanese text for the older Parts and Jojolion is just translated differently and more directly, or did Araki really just start writing dialo~~~~gue like that.

Why is Tsurugi such a cuuuu~~~uuunt?

the one (1) singular mentally ill Jojolion poster

I'd like to plow his bussy cunt!

No it's you faggot

This is true. The illiterate will was always lose

Name one problem with Yasuho being raped and I'll stop doing it

WoU but worst because it's lost its wonder

It's true, we're all just the hallucinations of his shattered psyche. In fact, Anon Babble and Jojo don't even exist.

Draw more Yasuho rape

But who was lion?

This was his first mistake. When he had already lost

"I don't agree with that"

Is all he had to say and we would've had a proper discussion but instead he just couldn't handle that

UMMM ALL THE ROCK HUMANS OR RIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM GET OUT OF MY TOWN OR I WILL ASK PRESIDENT VALENTINE TO BRING BACK LOVE TRAIN

I'm having Vietnam flashbacks to the endless feud between the anti--crack-yurifag and the crack-yurifag in the old Madoka threads.

Jojolion's kind of a mess
I still love it though

In the end, we seem to have 'converged'

mfw I see a fucking rigger at the front of the bus

I wonder if it's possible for the storytime to reach real time JoJolion threads' level of quality, even if for a moment.

It's me TMR prover-Anon. I'm sad to say i have failed you all, i wasn't able to finish the image in time and likely won't be able to until the next afterparty.
No matter what i will prove that Araki scrapped multiple arcs during JoJolion, and that TMR was a real stand, and that the OP never actually showed up in any of the following threads

Anon Babble redraws Yasuho rape arc fucking when?

im waiting eagerly. I always was fascinated by the idea of a stand too disturbing to be added

You just missed it the other day

trying to prove a generic-ass creepypasta to be true

You belong on Anon Babble.

Anon Babble is genuinely fun to visit if you imagine everyone posting on there is pucci and rai

"Jousukeeeeee~"... your "image" of that "aliiien"... it does not " exiiist" in this "wo~~~rld"...

Congratulations, your spamming murdered another joke.

trying to prove a generic-ass creepypasta to be true

Too much fits for me to reject it entirely, even if it's obviously bullshit, Part of me wants to at least understand the complete reason for every action every anon took during those threads, and to spell out what it would mean if it was real, somehow, if it wasn't bullshit. At the very least OP put more effort into it then anyone has realised. Plus there is other shit that's more tangible that can be proven with JoJolion having a "lost" arc.
Also the storytime needs some schizoposting, it's what Rai would have wanted

Fujoshit threads weren't that bad, in retrospect.

would rather have fags talking about poop sex than light-hearted threads about rape and schizobabble

Morioh is where Araki goes all out on his wildest thoughts.

I Wonder who could be behind this post...

You will miss fujotalk near the end of part 8 if this is how you feel on volume 7

in honor of these Hawaiian rolls im eating, read part 9

The lack of shitflinging over Johnny dying because of his wife's curse makes it clear they left.

Did you miss the "Gyro won" posts claiming Johnny returned to him? Fujoshits are everywhere. We're Yasuho and they're the rapists.

I STILL WOOOO~ON
HA HA
I~ WOOOOOON

hamon beat

who? is that a stand name?

holy shit that never occurred to me lol, literally died for mid yellow pussy who randomly got a men-only disease
fujos were right, he should had gone gay or at least pedo

He should had gone for Gyro's italian sister that looks a bit like him.

Not enough of them. I expected these threads to go nuclear mad considering the constant Johnnybowl arguments but I guess Morioh's Golden Heart and Joshu overshadowed it.

genuinely him fucking rina was a mistake. an italian broad would have been so much better. but i bet that hack just wanted morioh again

I think the shitposting will die down as the volumes get more interesting.

one of the best JJL chapters is where he kills off the previous part Jojo on a flashback

You could probably post exact Pucci quotes on Anon Babble and they'd respond to it like you were serious.

men-only disease

It affects the firstborn regardless of sex. The crossdressing is what's firstborn male-only.

I remembered this fight being more interesting than it actually was. The chestnuts were funny at least.

Me too. Maybe next volume when the nature of riggers is revealed will have more actual activity.

someone go make a thread with a generic trippy image and post the pucci mushroom quote

Meme spammers... the kind of obnoxious that doesnt realize that it's obnoxious... is the worst one there is.

MY HEROES
AND
MY VILLAINS
NOT A SINGLE ONE IS MISSING!

fuck off back to stone ocean, you jobber.

weza... there goes my nigga...

Rina did more damage to her universe's Joestar bloodline than Dio Brando ever did to his world's.

jobber

Weather soloes the SBR universe.

weather couldn't even solo J. Geil

approaches Tooru

jobs to his own stand

approaches Blackmore

jobs to his own stand maybe

but i bet that hack just wanted morioh again

Pretty much this and he literally admitted it, which is funny because he was already doing TSKR which has stories taking place in Morioh.

So were they both just lightskin niggas or something?

Italians, Pucci unlocked the ancestral swarthoid genes

Opposite.
Pucci was a darkskin cracker.

part 9 bros: give his stand a name

My Stand, “That’s Life”, reincarnates my soul into another person’s body whenever I die as long as I have the will to keep on living. I’ve been a pauper, a poet, a pawn, and a king.

Is this the way to attaining heaven?

Hmm, you know that intern? He’s been working really hard for a while. I should catch him before he heads home and thank him for his hard work. Maybe even see if he wants me to keep a job open for him after he graduates from med school.

Oh, there he goes! I better pursue him so I can catch him before he leaves!

Hey, T-ACK

A winter's day
...
In a deep and dark December
...
I AM ALONE
GRACING TO MY WINDOW TO THE STREETS BELLOW
ON A FRESHLY FALLEN SILENT SHROUD OF SNOW

This song makes me feel sad about Yotsuyu

Here Comes the Money

and a rock feels no pain
and an island never cries
him making a whole race of humans off this one song is so cool. too bad they're stuck in part 8

reminder that Pucci used to be called Roberto before araki changed his mind

My stand compels everyone to start groping each other until it devolves into brutal rape my stand is called can't keep my hands to myself

Pucci's mom cheated like a day before or after Weather's conception

my stand erases everyone's ability to cum

These two stand users should work together they'd be unstoppable

Snarky Puppy: an automatic stand that just drags itself along the ground and barks at people Acca doesn't like. If he really doesn't like you it'll poke you with its sharp nose

That handsome devil

Why does he have his stand out? Doesn't he know that's indecent?

There is a high chance this stand's design and ability will be changed entirely if it doesn't show up again soon.

it kinda reminds me of grateful dead

id be willing to bet it'll show up next chapter

also that Yotsuyu embodies it in the design (spikes to prevent contact from others) and in some dialogue as we'll see tomorrow

Haven't gotten to part 9 yet but from secondary knowledge, Doin' up the house. youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

araki really is a genius when he wants to be

shutch yoor mouf

Sometimes I wonder if he's better as a novelist instead of a mangaka

If stand users attract other stand users then how come Kakyoin never met anyone who could see Hierophant until he was 17
Did the constant force of the universe just wait until then to kick in and start throwing stands at him

Did you forget he met Dio? It could also be the case of there being a shitload of unawakened stand users

It wasn't that long ago before Part 3 he met Dio iirc

Be King Nothing

Literally can disassembled itself to reach unreachable place

Araki only use it for smelling

Why?

Could be that started becoming a thing after part 3
Dio's influence probably caused stand users to have a connection with one another as it's own phenomena

sad that he didn't want to for most of JJL, but hey, at least he gave us my favorite rock and architect
if in return every single illustration he does are masterpieces then sure

We needed an anti-Farnsworth stand

It can't do those things. It shouldn't!

if joshu heard norisuke saying this he would fucking kill him

I want an "American Football" stand.

Josuke isn’t a stranger, he’s Norisuke’s favorite son. He was born in this household!

OyecomoVANGUARDS, what do we think of JoJolion?

Not enough bombs and terrorism

Edge of Seventeen

Since we're doing OC stands again fuck it
generatestand.com/
What'd ya get

zero mention of THE mouse in this thread

bros... is he losing strength?

Stand Name: Mammoth
Ability: Domain Manipulation
Desc: User can create, shape, manipulate, and distort/warp domains (personal or otherwise); a realm/space, dimension, plane, reality or specific sphere of influence either belonging to or owned by or was once owned by others, the user, anyone or anything
Condition: Have an existential crisis
Limit: Users of Freedom are immune.
Range: 90m

Power: A
Speed: A
Range: A
Durability: A
Precision: B
Potential: D

Absolutely schizophrenic

People trust me implicitly.
I'm going to kill chaos.

My stand can control any information related to itself and it's user, you can't identify my stand if I don't want to.
But you can realize what my stand is not

Stand Name: I Wanna Be
Ability: Body Distortion
Desc: The user can alter the shape, length, size, etc. of the body or body parts of themselves or others while making the body or parts unable to revert back to their normal shape and size. They can make their own or others' arms, legs, head or torso crooked, zigzagged, spiral, etc. and stay that way until changed or undone.
Condition: At users will
Limit: [Red Streaks on the Skin](medicinenet.com/red_streaks_on_the_skin/symptoms.htm)
Range: 35m

Power: B
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: B
Precision: C
Potential: C

Overall a pretty decent stand

phoneposting because im in the bubble bath

Okay wait a minute, what constitutes as a "problem"? Like "oh my feet hurt they're such a problem for me." Or more in the mathematical sense of "can you solve this problem?"
Because either way it sounds like it can alter reality...

forgot the image cuz im in the bubble bath

What the fuck are those stats

HazaMADMAN calling in, it's alright but I'm still 2 volumes behind. Shit's a drag to catch up on, not bingeable.

Literally Domain Expansion: The Stand

Yotsuyu to Aisho during his flashback

DIS NIGGA IN A BUBBLE BATH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.........
lucky....

It requires me to have an existential crisis to activate but in return it has Star Platinum tier stats

"I've built walls, a fortress deep and mighty, that none may penetrate"

Yotsuyu is an architect

I kneel

Stand Name: Clocks
Ability: Consequence Creation
Desc: User can create new consequences for any kind of possible path/course of action, causing extra consequence per course of action, like being burned by touching a warm object, even though the object is not hot.
Condition: At users will
Limit: [Perimenopause ](medicinenet.com/perimenopause_symptoms_and_signs/symptoms.htm)
Range: 29m

Power: C
Speed: C
Range: C
Durability: A
Precision: A
Potential: C

That’s the wonder…..

OH-HOHOHOHO~
You weaklings are already bound to 「The Chain」there's no escape now.
My stand creates "Chains of events" that bound everything to follow a logical outcome that is revealed to me beforehand.
As long as you are connected to the Chain of events your fate is fixed, you can't arrive at any other outcome.
And if I don't like the chain of Eve~~~nts I can easily just take one link off the cha~~in and remove that element from it!
If you don't beat me now you will never beat me ever!
I can still hear you saying it
You will never break the chain!

That's not too difficult

THIS, SENTENCE, IS, FALSE.

Enjoy your stand

Money For Nothing?
Velvet Underground?
Sunshine of Your Love?
Planet Earth?
I really can't make sense of the stand design. It looks like a cactus-scarecrow with a jetpack on its back. I have absolutely no idea what to make of it, and no idea what ability it will have.

imo we went from the worst volume to one of the best so far. Norisuke and Josukes interactions were pretty cool even if evil Nori was retconned. I still cant understand how we are supposed to like the fucking goblin after everything he did to Yasuho and also selling out Gappy

I plan to read V6 and 7 tonight when I get the chance and post an update tomorrow.

I pulled an Araki and changed my mind *raughs*

Anon if that anon has an existential crisis couldn't that make the ability work against their favor?

You never took the time to understand 「All Good Things」anon... My stand has the power to create Desire, when activated it pulls the "flow of desire" towards me. Forcing you to move closer!

sexo

I can only assume Araki meant for us to find his antics endearing or to feel bad for him simply because he's a child. I mean it didn't work, but I don't know what else he could have thought.

Money

...

Had it not been for the stuff he did to Yasuho and if he had good interactions with Josuke prior to this then him selling out Josuke would feel like a twist instead something I expected him to do and him doing so would tell me there's more at work

this again

That's how you KNOW it's over.

In desperate need of genderbent for this guy

bratty emoji anon... rape correction is needed..!!!!

Stand Name: Time
Ability: Absolute Survivability
Desc: User can survive anything, death cannot fully take them and the slightest bit of life-force will always remainÂwhen it shouldÂbeÂimpossible, even managing to fully recover.ÂTheir resilience is so staggering that even reality warping or existence erasure may not be enough to keep them down.
Condition: Belly
Limit: May still feel pain.
Range: 30m

Power: C
Speed: A
Range: C
Durability: A
Precision: A
Potential: A

to find his antics endearing

I'd say the fact he stalked Yasuho all the way even as Joshu showed her his nuts and stripped her in the bathroom and when those guys almost drugged her but did nothing made things worse.

Giorno WON. HIs part is better than Jojolion. He is, somehow, impossibly, a better protagonist than Josuke.

Anon has the perfect stand ability to end up exactly like Magenta Magenta

You are getting GER'd

He is, somehow, impossibly, a better protagonist than Josuke.

Josuke is good though. He's entertaining.

Well he just has to have an existential crisis and then immediately find the Kakugo within him to not give in

An emoji of the house

For what purpose

I don't think anon has that within em

I agree, people need to stop having fun

sorry, only got of my boy and aisho

Everybody wants to Rule the World

it kinda looks like the walleyes

Stand Name: Stranded
Ability: Selective Unity
Desc: Users can become one with anything, unifying their existence to various degrees: superficially to gain insight and understanding of something, more deeply to gain control of its elements and functions, or entirely to merge with it, expanding their existence.
Condition: Rubbing your Ear
Limit: Unification may be partial or complete, permanent or temporary.
Range: 23m

Power: A
Speed: E
Range: D
Durability: C
Precision: D
Potential: D
Sounds cool desu

Heh see this is where the power of friendship comes in
As long as is with him As a Jobro, he's got this!

I like this one

Right now he is
But once we get to the half way point that Josuke we know and love disappears

I wanna go back to America bros...

That's one part way
Though I don't know if anons count Hawaii as America even though it's a state

WTF I LOVE Rock Humans now
SEX WITH RIGGERS
was this all that had to be done to make me love them....

Don't rub your ear anon or you'll fuse into your chair

maybe

Stand Name: High School
Ability: Ankle Wing Manifestation
Desc: User has or is able to manifest wings on their ankles, primarily used for flight but they also enable enhanced speed, balance and agility.
Condition: Drinking water
Limit: May not be able to retract the ankle wings.
Range: 105m

Power: A
Speed: C
Range: A
Durability: A
Precision: A
Potential: C

Behold my stand! I'm able to fly!

Maybe Rock Humans...aren't so bad after all....

Red Bull is about to give you a shitload of money

They'd be unstoppable as a duo who could possibly even manage to stop them?

tbf Yotsuyu's sex isn't explicit at all, the only time he is referred to as a man is in a story summary which is unknown if it was written by araki.
maybe there was no missing dick after all...

I can only assume Araki meant for us to find his antics endearing or to feel bad for him simply because he's a child.

Tsurugi is Araki going too far with that idea of making annoying characters worth caring about. It's like Shigechi but on steroids. At least the latter actually died for his parents.

shut up you filthy fujo

now that I think about, there are plenty of fujos fujoshing on Yagi and aisho, I wonder if they will jump on during that arc

And at least with Shigechi he can explained as a greedy kid
And at least Shigechi got his ass kicked when he acted that way

Josuke and Okuyasu surrender and beg but it's actually part of their plan to pull a comeback

Yasuho actually surrenders, begs, and has to go back to her molester's rape dungeon who faces no consequences

Johnny would've shot both.

Shigechi gives up his life and his parents are safe

Tsurugi doesn't give up his life and loses both his parents

I'm surprised Araki tried going at it again with the whole "incredibly androgynous" design with Dragona (and didn't really pull it off, if you ask me) when he pretty much nailed it with Yotsu and even the one member of the Boom Boom Family.

He's only lose Jobin
His mother still alive

Josuke/Norisuke interactions are good but yesterday's volume was hilarious. Today's was just boring with nothing happening yet taking a really long time.
I have no idea why people keep saying we're supposed to like or feel sympathy for Tsurugi? I don't really like or dislike him so far he's basically background noise. He's there but doesn't monopolize pagetime like some of the other annoying characters. I've pretty much felt like at least one of Josuke or Yasuho was the protagonist in every arc, which I appreciate more than previous parts wasting time on ______ arcs.
Shigechi was actively being a fucking dick to Josuke and Okuyasu. Tsurugi activated his stand but didn't know Yasuho was constantly being raped or even intend for that to happen. Like another anon pointed out yesterday, it seemed more like she was severely overreacting to the stand. Peoples' faces looking the same is little more than a prank compared to what Shigechi was doing, actively stealing from his friends repeatedly even when they try to let him off the hook for it.

That's because Dragona looks entirely like a woman and is surrounded by characters that can look androgynous and masculine
So she ends up not making it work

What's the best way to go at it besides

draw a woman but call it a man

?

dragona's design re uses various elements from Yotsu as well

she

incredibly androgynous" design with Dragona

Huh? Dragona straight up looks like a woman.

1 minute apart

lazy

Stand Name: «…Good Night, Goodbye»
Ability: Sono-Telekinesis
Desc: The user can manipulate matter using sound.
Condition: Licking your Jaw
Limit: Sound Nullification.
Range: 21m

Power: D
Speed: A
Range: D
Durability: C
Precision: D
Potential: D

This is my OC Stands:
It's a stand that manipulates life itself, and can turn non living objects into living things. But also can overload the enemy's body with life energy to delay their senses, and it also reflects damage with the animals it creates.
Plus it can create flesh, allowing me to heal injuries and even entire limbs.
I think I'll call it "Golden Wind" or something

open a cherry cola

this appears in front of you

wwyd

It was a coincidence, my friend. I promise.

How about 'Gold Experience'? Because I've never 'experienced' a stand with so many random OP powers before.

so far he's basically background noise

Right now he is but as the story goes on he becomes the whole reason any of the main characters are doing this

The face is an easy answer by mixing some features of both men and women, but smaller like the neck and shoulders also come to mind. Though to be fair to Araki, his faces for males and females have been blurring the line compared to previous parts.

(and didn't really pull it off, if you ask me)

Shigechi at least faced consequences for what he did and the audience was able to see why he was the way he was

Duplicate the cherry cola with my stand: 「Double Life」and kindly offer one to him of course.

draw a flat chested woman but call it a man

Dr/a/gona.

That's not his stand, Dolomite just came over from Morioh

Could have been Ermes 2.0 but instead you had to make him a man didn't you Araki

Usagi is so lucky...

I still don't know why the character are still confused when he tells them to ask for something
He told them what his stand does

tranny was the new hottest at that time

LADYBOY SEXOOOOOOOOOO

Made for Little Brother Cock

Jodio...

at that time

You mean 2 years ago? They're still the rave now.

reveals stand in chapter thumbail

doesnt even show the stand in the actual story until the next volume

You cant tell me this wasnt Strokaraki

And yet Dragona's face is drawn more feminine

more like culona

well yeah, just one of them cares about their feminine beauty and appearance

and also just one of them is a mexican woman lmao

I can't wait for her cameo

Tsurugi is a child afraid of rock AIDS with 0 reason to have any loyalty to Josuke. I don't see why he should refuse the "Hand over this guy you have no connection to and I'll cure you btw here's proof" deal. Even if Yotsuyu is lying it was clearly enough proof from a kid's perspective to be worth "betraying" somebody he has never interacted with before to cure a mystery disease doctors know nothing about. I don't necessarily feel sympathy towards him, but I do understand his reason. It's not random. And even though the deal results in Josuke's death, Tsurugi's actual intent is simply natural indifference towards Josuke, not malice.
Shigechi on the other hand is betraying people he has formed a connection with. I don't understand his reasoning for it and to me he does not warrant any sympathy until his final moments. Wanting to protect his parents and dying for it is very sympathetic, but there still didn't seem to be any reason for his attitude towards Josuke and Okuyasu. However, it's 4 parts later so I may be forgetting some sad flashback that explains why he backstabbed his friends repeatedly.

However, it's 4 parts later so I may be forgetting some sad flashback that explains why he backstabbed his friends repeatedly.

There isn't
He's just like that

i know, i really thought he dies this volume but nope. im still seething 9 hours later how this volume could have been 2 chapters.

don't see why he should refuse the "Hand over this guy you have no connection to and I'll cure you btw here's proof"

Seems like your mama never taught you not to talk to strangers.

Shigechi on the other hand is betraying people he has formed a connection with. I don't understand his reasoning for it and to me he does not warrant any sympathy until his final moments. Wanting to protect his parents and dying for it is very sympathetic, but there still didn't seem to be any reason for his attitude towards Josuke and Okuyasu. However, it's 4 parts later so I may be forgetting some sad flashback that explains why he backstabbed his friends repeatedly.

josuke massively jerking off his ego at the beginning of the arc and greed, that's literally it

Tsurugi is a child afraid of rock AIDS with 0 reason to have any loyalty to Josuke. I don't see why he should refuse the "Hand over this guy you have no connection to and I'll cure you btw here's proof" deal.

but he still saw his grandpa about to be raped by the despicable 'chestnuts' and still was on his bullshit, not caring about what would happen to him, which is enough to sour anyone since norisuke was planning to sacrifice himself to cure him
also he molests yasuho multiple times

In a way he kinda is since Ermes lowkey looks like a dude despite being a woman (goatee) and Dragona looks like a woman despite being a dude. He 100% used Smooth Operators to steal those boobs BTW

Tsurugi has no loyalty to Josuke but he still did contemplated letting Norisuke die in the moment as the spike balls were approaching them
Someone who is actively trying to find a way to help his rock aids without anyone dying or at least so he can take it himself
Also going back to the thing with Yasuho, Tsurugi prior to this didn't really know Yasuho at that point nor implied they've interacted
He does stuff that Joshu does but because he's a kid he gets off the hook
Shigechi is more the result of a stand user getting too big for the britches once they think they can take on the world with their stand
He's given a reality check after his arc is over and his appearances does have him be greedy but in an understandable way

I just realized he probably got that attitude from his dad and grandma. Was this Araki foreshadowing? You guys told me he was a hack fraud!

What would Jotaro think of Yasuho?

He would tell her to shut the hell up when she starts panicking
Not a reliable girl

Norisuke needs to belt his kids.

He needs to stop giving them money
At least Hato has a job

He does stuff that Joshu does

I'd argue Joshu never even close to doing what he does and the one time he did it was by complete misunderstanding because he thought she was coming on to him.

youtube.com/watch?v=6qihmspt0Ns&ab_channel=ZaMeruem

What would Rohan think of Yasuho?

I just close my eyes and I am taken to a place where his crystal mind and magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola.

Rape.

Rohan reading through Yasuho's experiences and seeing all the rape would inspire him to become infatuated with the idea of including rapebait in his manga.

Rohan is asexual

Modern Araki would have had Rohan molest Koichi

Phew.

SAS when

EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOOOOOORNY

Part 3 Jotaro and part 4 Jotaro would have complete opposite reactions

「GOODBYE HORSES」... HAS NO WEAKNESSES.

I must explore her vagina all by myself for realism!

Are we sure PP's ability isnt make User a Rape bait?

You might be onto something...

Undoubtedly

Better chemistry than Josuke and Yasuho

Jojolion is a failure in a lot of ways because Araki could not get away with his usual writing style. You cannot write by the seat of your pants while writing a mystery story, an audience cannot look the other way when you retcon shit or just drop shit cause you don't like when you're writing a mystery story. Araki never plans shit out, we see where it went wrong with Jojolion, its how we get shit like the Flashback Man, or Josefumi's birthmark or Tooru's late intro

No, they only take the Norisuke name once they become the current head of the family
Since Norisuke IV is still the head Jobin didn't get the name yet

Josefumi's birthmark

I think because Araki forgot he's not a jojo despite having the joestar name scheme

Stand Name: Island In the Sun
Ability: Multi-Reincarnation
Desc: User is able to be reborn/reincarnate into multiple different lives after their death, such as dying and being reborn as two, such as twins, or more completely different people. The multiple reincarnations may have no connection to each other, as they could easily be from different locations, worlds, realities or even times. As such the only connection they would likely share is the same soul is reborn into more then one body.
Condition: Licking your Back
Limit: User may not be able to switch between their lives.
Range: 34m

Power: A
Speed: C
Range: C
Durability: E
Precision: E
Potential: C

The fuck kinda Stand is this shit

why does Josuke not have a girlfriend if he has groupies

He ain't trying to become a single father and be like Joseph
Though he could use crazy diamond to put the sperm back in his balls and fix the girl's hymen

We found it, a stand that is so useless, no one will ever know if it did anything.

type in Danzig

get this

Okay, that's actually pretty cool. I can totally abuse this, and not just because I'm extra dextrous. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you 「Devil's Plaything」
youtube.com/watch?v=xaRZh8b1EKA

Araki does think about his stories before writing, but he mostly makes broad strokes and freestyles the execution.
He didn't have SOs ending planned but he had the direction of Pucci's character in mind during the whole part, for example.
And He always had Gyro's death in mind while writing SBR.

JJL Chapter 1 - June 2011

King Nothing - April 2014

Imagine reading this shit over 3 years

grim. i dont know why araki thought we need an entire volume to introduce every family member's stand just to not use half of them ever again anyways

Hope anons like Walking Hearts because it's intro is the only time we'll ever see it again for the whole story

3 years

still haven't seen the jojo lion yet

When are they gonna get to the Morioh Zoo?

should i show this to my barber

not going with the pre-Stand JUSTshu drip