Was the real joan of arc this cute?!?
Was the real joan of arc this cute?!?
No, she was a chinlet and had a bulbous nose.
What? No, I didn't accidentally write a story about Joan of Arc and call her a genderbent King Arthur, Joan of Arc is right here!
Yes
She was a horse.
>What? No, I didn't accidentally write a story about Joan of Arc and call her a genderbent King Arthur,
What? Saber is actually more like Jeanne?
Every Jeannu is a cute Jeannu.
On their first play/watch of Fate/Stay night, a lot of people, if it hasn't already been spoiled for them, think that Saber is Jeanne d'Arc before the reveal.
no, she was a dyke. and a french one at that.
if it hasn't already been spoiled for them
I'd like to meet these people.
She had big tits.
No, she was probably a little more tomboyish.
I wonder if Nasu heard those kinds of thoughts?
Hi there, what do you want to know?
No, this is the real Joan of Arc.
She looks like a hipster.
I'm right here big boy.
Wants Apocrypha's MC dick
Then wants FGO's MC dick
Saint my ass
Kek its kind of cute in a chudette way
Almost. This is her without filters.
They can't even get the hair color right. I thought with all the black hair glorification in trashy isekai, japanese would at least portray her hair color accurately dark.
Even the crispy one from Drifters?
No
It's true to history for Jeanne to end up a bit crispy
japanese would at least portray her hair color accurately dark.
Her hair color wasn't blonde?
there are many depictions of her, so its hard to tell, but here's a description of a guy that met her personally:
This girl is reasonably good-looking, and with something virile in her bearing; she speaks but little, and is remarkably prudent, in what she does say. She eats little, and drinks wine still less; manages both her horse and her arms superbly well; greatly likes the company of knights and soldiers; scorns the company of the rabble; sheds many tears; has a happy expression; so great is her strength in the endurance of fatigue that she could remain completely armed during six whole days and nights
liked to hang around knights and soldiers
despised the rabble
a little uppity she was for a peasant, or maybe she only liked noticeable strong men
Not to be confused with the Metatron from Demonbane
Every Jeannu is a cute Jeannu.
Just wait until the Netflix adaptation. You'll regret these words.
No, I'm pretty sure all contemporary descriptions say she was a brunette.
Saint of tomboys
I think big bazongas are appropiate for a saint.
She wanted kids someday anyway
Even if the people that knew her described her as good looking, it was also said that the soldiers and knights saw her more as a little sister rather than a potential wife
Besides, the fact that they believed she was in direct contact with God, likely made them put her on a pedestal and leave her untouched to maintain the purity that made her be in communion with Him
Burnt alive by Anglos
Country gets bailed out multiple times by Anglos to stay alive
Everyone in France learns English
France is a vassal of the Anglosphere
Joan of arc lost
Because to nips, Westerners = blond. They care fuck all about accuracy.
>Everyone in France learns English
Say it ain't so?
I think that France is only 50 percent Christian would probably be her major dismay at the state of things more than anything else, just my soul read of her from 500 years.
soul read of her
You can see into her blessed heart?
Wasn't this just some random French girl that Jeanne possessed the body of rather it being Jeanne herself.
And if the others found out you were the one guy who had sex with her, then they'd probably all gank and crucify you
Why?
And for all reward, the French King, whom she had crowned, stood supine and indifferent, while French priests took the noble child, the most innocent, the most lovely, the most adorable the ages have produced, and burned her alive at the stake.
-Mark Twain
I thought her name was John Dark.
This is peak Joan
I was right.
Her name is pronounced John Dark.
You're all pronouncing it wrong in your heads.
She was sold to Anglos by her King
we failed to protect her
A tomboy sent by god, and a saint. There is little hope for humankind
If she saw the state of Marseilles or Paris, she would assume the Caliphate returned and won a 2nd battle of Toulouse.
Anglosphere
You mean Judeo-Saxon, which is inseparable same entity now.
the entire world is judeo now.
because he didnt share
french priests
they were english and if they had some french, they were more english than french
No, the real Jeanne d'Arc was: black haired, a lot more tomboyish, tan and a lot more violent.
Ruler Jeanne is so far removed from her historical counterpart that even Jalter may be more accurate.
like this
No, the west-adjacent only. And Anglos have been their favorite host since Waterloo and they are the one now everyone knows it
tan
she was pale and had a male haircut above her ears