Was the real joan of arc this cute?!?

What? No, I didn't accidentally write a story about Joan of Arc and call her a genderbent King Arthur, Joan of Arc is right here!

She was a horse.

>What? No, I didn't accidentally write a story about Joan of Arc and call her a genderbent King Arthur,

What? Saber is actually more like Jeanne?

Every Jeannu is a cute Jeannu.

On their first play/watch of Fate/Stay night, a lot of people, if it hasn't already been spoiled for them, think that Saber is Jeanne d'Arc before the reveal.

no, she was a dyke. and a french one at that.

if it hasn't already been spoiled for them

I'd like to meet these people.

She had big tits.

No, she was probably a little more tomboyish.

I wonder if Nasu heard those kinds of thoughts?

Hi there, what do you want to know?

No, this is the real Joan of Arc.

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She looks like a hipster.

I'm right here big boy.

Wants Apocrypha's MC dick

Then wants FGO's MC dick

Saint my ass

Kek its kind of cute in a chudette way

They can't even get the hair color right. I thought with all the black hair glorification in trashy isekai, japanese would at least portray her hair color accurately dark.

Even the crispy one from Drifters?

No

It's true to history for Jeanne to end up a bit crispy

japanese would at least portray her hair color accurately dark.

Her hair color wasn't blonde?

there are many depictions of her, so its hard to tell, but here's a description of a guy that met her personally:

This girl is reasonably good-looking, and with something virile in her bearing; she speaks but little, and is remarkably prudent, in what she does say. She eats little, and drinks wine still less; manages both her horse and her arms superbly well; greatly likes the company of knights and soldiers; scorns the company of the rabble; sheds many tears; has a happy expression; so great is her strength in the endurance of fatigue that she could remain completely armed during six whole days and nights

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liked to hang around knights and soldiers

despised the rabble

a little uppity she was for a peasant, or maybe she only liked noticeable strong men

Not to be confused with the Metatron from Demonbane

Every Jeannu is a cute Jeannu.

Just wait until the Netflix adaptation. You'll regret these words.

No, I'm pretty sure all contemporary descriptions say she was a brunette.

Saint of tomboys

I think big bazongas are appropiate for a saint.

She wanted kids someday anyway

Even if the people that knew her described her as good looking, it was also said that the soldiers and knights saw her more as a little sister rather than a potential wife
Besides, the fact that they believed she was in direct contact with God, likely made them put her on a pedestal and leave her untouched to maintain the purity that made her be in communion with Him

Burnt alive by Anglos

Country gets bailed out multiple times by Anglos to stay alive

Everyone in France learns English

France is a vassal of the Anglosphere

Joan of arc lost

Because to nips, Westerners = blond. They care fuck all about accuracy.

>Everyone in France learns English

Say it ain't so?

I think that France is only 50 percent Christian would probably be her major dismay at the state of things more than anything else, just my soul read of her from 500 years.

soul read of her

You can see into her blessed heart?

Wasn't this just some random French girl that Jeanne possessed the body of rather it being Jeanne herself.

And if the others found out you were the one guy who had sex with her, then they'd probably all gank and crucify you

Why?

And for all reward, the French King, whom she had crowned, stood supine and indifferent, while French priests took the noble child, the most innocent, the most lovely, the most adorable the ages have produced, and burned her alive at the stake.

-Mark Twain

I thought her name was John Dark.

I was right.
Her name is pronounced John Dark.
You're all pronouncing it wrong in your heads.

She was sold to Anglos by her King

we failed to protect her

A tomboy sent by god, and a saint. There is little hope for humankind

If she saw the state of Marseilles or Paris, she would assume the Caliphate returned and won a 2nd battle of Toulouse.

Anglosphere

You mean Judeo-Saxon, which is inseparable same entity now.

the entire world is judeo now.

because he didnt share

french priests

they were english and if they had some french, they were more english than french

No, the real Jeanne d'Arc was: black haired, a lot more tomboyish, tan and a lot more violent.

Ruler Jeanne is so far removed from her historical counterpart that even Jalter may be more accurate.

No, the west-adjacent only. And Anglos have been their favorite host since Waterloo and they are the one now everyone knows it

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tan

she was pale and had a male haircut above her ears