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One Piece
If the Admirals were so strong, why doesn't the WG or Navy simply wipe out the Yonko?
Because they are too weak.
Checkmate lobsterbluds, YonkoGODs continue to win!
Yes
Two arcs later and Luffy has yet to truly surpass Kaido. He’s still a shitter without G5 and even with it he can’t reliably defeat an admiral.
KILL ALL CELESTIAL DRAGONS!!! DEATH TO ALL CELESTIAL DRAGONS!!! TOTAL CELESTIAL DRAGON ANNIHILATION!!!
WE STAND WITH THE PIRATES
WE STAND WITH THE REVOLUTIONARIES
WE STAND WITH THE CROSS GUILD
WE STAND WITH ANYONE WHO HATES THE GOVERNMENT
FUCK MARINES
FUCK WORLD GOVERNMENT
FUCK CELESTIAL DRAGONS
FUCK GOD'S KNIGHTS
FUCK THE FIVE ELDERS
FUCK IMU
ALL HAIL ENTEI SABO
Yonko are controlled opposition. They serve to remind the public of the dangers of piracy, providing a reason for the navy to exist in the capacity it does and motivation for civilians to join it. Along with hoarding Road Poneglyphs and preventing ambitious newbies from making any true progress towards Laugh Tale.
I can fix them
Character development Pudding.
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Admirals are well beyond Kekdo, so performing poorly against them doesn't mean Kekdo wouldn't have done worse.
kys
...is the number of children she will have with Blackbeard.
...in my fan-fiction.
Gender bend Pudding
Holy Knight
collect taxes
Can't protect Mary Geoise from Fisher Tiger
Doing nothing while Revos burning Mary Geoise
Not guarding Imu or Gorosei
Actually Kizaru protects Saturn
Can't punish Fujitora
bully Loki
try kidnap giant children
deliver food to CD
I don't understand the role of the knights?
Whitebeard has a fruit that can “destroy” the world so going for him would be dangerous, shanks is a cd, kaido is protected by the samurai hype as seen by akainu. As for big mom? Who knows?
I think the most appropriate way for Sommers to die would be to burn in a fire.
They are the CD's private army, anon. They don't get deployed unless very serious scenarios happen such as right now when the whole world is in chaos because of Vegapunk's message and the World Government is losing control.
.. my name is Sanji btw.
Oda will fucking explain it in due time, you impatient bitch.
Border expansion
They go to an unaffiliated island and start killing people until the island joins the WG
The WG is more powerful than any single Yonko crew.
They are not weaker than all Yonko crews combined. They were shitting their pants at the prospect of a Big Mom/Kaido alliance.
Kaido would do better than Luffy but not sure if he could beat Kizaru.
Don’t know how lasers would interract with Kaido’s scales.
That makes it even better!
"The WG is more powerful than any single Yonko crew"
Despite the fact one yonko crew (Whitebeard pirates) nearly wiped out the Navy at Marineford.
Kek, you lobsterbluds are really pathetic huh?
They're judge, jury and executioner in Mary Geoise.
Aokiji is not even a 1st commander btw.
It's not my job to fight Yonko
That's probably what they thought when Fisher Tiger and the Revolutionary Army attacked Mary Geoise. They won't do anything until they get orders from Imu and Gorosei. They don't care about the Celestial Dragons.
Well yeah, Burgess is the Strongest man in the world
Pretty sure that was the navy not wg and it was the lower level panicking plus we saw that alliances. That alliances got beaten by a bunch of jobbers samurai, and 5 supernovas. The lower rank marine didn’t know shit, the higher up are the one that matter and kizaru was going to kick both kaido and big mom’s ass.
Mjosgard had a shitty lawyer...
No admirals or vice admiral died in that war, whitebeard pirates nearly got wiped out if cd shanks didn’t show up to save them.
pretty
the mad jester buggy and black beard
my HEROS.
but seriously why are they there ? it feels like buggy is supposed to have a thematic opposition to shanks while BB would have that to luffy. what's the 2deep4me lore analysis here ?
died
Borsalino didn't have a single scratch on him.
It's a shame we didn't see a trial in Mary Geoise. I would have loved to see the judge Holy Knight with a huge hammer.
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They all have thematic ties to Shanks.
Luffy probably forgot who BB and Buggy are.
nearly
Yes, but they didn't. They lost. The Navy won.
Whitebeard is dead, and so is Ace, who he went to rescue.
Not a single named Marine died. Not an admiral, not even a vice admiral. Just fodder. Not even a single shichibukai died at Marineford.
Sanji will get advanced CoC to beat the holy knights
Guess Elbaph will be yet another Sanji arc.
And I am 12
>Can't protect Mary Geoise from Fisher Tiger
he was too strong
>Doing nothing while Revos burning Mary Geoise
you're right that was weird although i vaguely remember that the revos didn't do shit, their involvement was meant to be mostly symbolic
>Not guarding Imu or Gorosei
both are stronger then them, probably
Egghead-era G4 Luffy > Kaido
when she sees a BBC
Will Sanji use that sword? Will he become a Haki man with a weapon like old top tiers?
Zorobluds im scared.
Guess Elbaph will be yet another Sanji arc.
Like every arc is for Plotji
separated from Zoro and Luffy when they're the focus
seprated from everyone else when they're the focus
sanji arc I SWEAR
Sanji is by far the least SH in Elbaf.
Zoro VS Sanji who uses knives. Who wins?
Go
They all have thematic ties to Shanks
elaborate. i feel like there's something I'm missing especially with teech since he's a D and all but le....evil!
Luffy probably forgot who BB
can't be, he literally killed ace.
and Buggy are.
can't be, he was his buddy during impel down and saved him after marineford
The friends we made along the way
Next
Who knows. But if Sanji used his cooking skills in combat, I bet he could strip Kaido off his scales like a fish.
Woro. Better question
Zoro who can only kick vs. Sanji who uses knives
Scatbeard
scopper gaban
left wing of the pirate king
self-described missionary of love
Sanji deflected Kizaru’s beam with the power of “love”
whatever helps you sleep at night
sanjihadis were the real arabs all-along
—[the joke]—>
..(your head)..
escapes from slavery in Mariejois
comes back, climbing the Red Line (3km, 180 degree angle) with his bare hands
goes Rambo on the Celestial Dragons
solos the Holy Knights
solos the Gorosei
solos Imu
Strongest character in One Piece.
Garling looks fat in this suit
post bonney
She's 12
Is he a slave?
ends up being betrayed by a human whore whom he saved the daughter of
Is Fisher Tiger stronger than Jimbei?
Can Buggy withstand Shanks's haki blast?
Off with 's head
Of course, not that Shanks would ever
CP0 is ordered to wear a maid outfit!
This is the order of Saint Charlos
All these years later, Gunko still can't decide if it was a good day or a bad day.
Why? The suit doesn't fit him
No. Why would you think so? Vast majority of people who work for WG aren't slaves.
Cool headcanon. However in the canon manga whiteboard brought along 40+ pirate crews. Then you also have the impel down breakout crew and Boa Hancock to supplement their forces.
Whitebeard dead
Ace dead
Jozu crippled
0 significant marine casualties
It was a very one sided slaughter saved only by BB, Law and Shanks appearing to save the pirates from total annihilation.
Source: the canon manga.
It says only the 5 elders are allowed to wear clothes from the mink designers.
Can't Holy Knights wear suits?
Plapci
Plapstone
Plaplu
Plaplie
Plapku
They can. Just not speciality suits by the best designer in the world.
What would've happened if he succeeded in getting Luffy's fruit and ate it for real?
Will we see young Garling in the anime this week?
Nothing. Nika would call him a faggot and wouldn't lend him his powers.
More importantly, will we see his wife?
This scene is brutal. The anime will censor it. Clap has lost his head.
redditblud
easily
kuma....had a hard life
Wife cosplaying her husband
Was she taken as a Celestial Dragon "wife"?
Would One Piece improve if Luffy and Nami hooked up as early as pre timeskip?
Would it change anything for the story or character interractions?
Stop ritualposting that.
Usopp would be... busy.
Now purely on sex no character
Which pink?
le lobster XD
Faggy reddit meme
Meanwhile there's actual on screen footage of a yonkek cleaning up another man's mess FOR FREE
Hang yourself.
Will Ulti and Nami ever meet again?
I am stronger than Kaido.
We know, Luffy.
The one with a soft body.
Zoro impregnates THOSE?!
Imu has all the cards and enemies in one place. Why can’t they just use them and win?
Zolo bounced on my dick before he departed on his adventures.
Because Luffy isn't the WG's only problem. They have many resources and cannot simply commit all of them for one particular problem.
Of course Bao Huang. Even Imu fears you.
I got this Robin from a random booster today.
Thanks for reading my blog.
Garling is the champion of God Valley
Hunting a bunch of defendless slaves and criminals who barely have any strength to run away must be pretty hard for a Celestial Dragon.
Look. Most of his competition was some bum ass celestial dragons and Sommers
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Can't protect Mary Geoise from Fisher Tiger
They were off on their genocide tournament with the other CDs.
Doing nothing while Revos burning Mary Geoise
See above.
Not guarding Imu or Gorosei
Actually Kizaru protects Saturn
They don't need guards.
Can't punish Fujitora
I'm sure they did, offscreen.
deliver food to CD
That's Akainu's job.
The Holy Knights will not be beaten, they will btfo everyone present but have to retreat to deal with the revolutionaries.
No, he got his ass beat by a Vice-Admiral.
I don't understand the role of the knights?
I neither..
The WG already had enough people serving them and that could make that Elbaf mission too..
and those praising the HK putting them above the admirals FORGET that the Admirals were the one fighting the Rev army in Mariejoa.
I think Akainu, who was vice admiral at the time, captured Ginny.
Celestial Dragons usually have marine escorts.
Why are you sending me to THAT island?
THAT is a treasure of pirate island
You should have told me THAT
I can't believe Garp did THAT thing at THAT place for THAT reason THAT many THAT
Celestial Dragons must be really good at sex given all the experience they must have...
Nah. They have weak stamina. Charlos can't satisfy 13 women at once.
Who knows... It would not surprise me.
That would make Kuma&Akainu meeting in Mariejoa more interesting.
Always blaming Garp... As if that island did not had thousands of marines allowing that too.
Garp was even forced to come here because Roger.
During the final war.
All of the Admirals and Holy Knights...
Gaban...
lool.
Yeah.. He will have many wives but likely just sex when he is bored.
He also got to beat up Whitebeard.
Garp = Roger = Whitebeard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kekinu
Congratulations Primes Roger&WB&Garp
He also got to beat up Whitebeard.
Shanks fans wild fantasies to hype his family.
You even used Shamrock with WB trying to find feats for both of them.
just sex when he is bored.
Which is all the time or multiple times at day at the very minimum given his position. There are probably days where he has nothing to do so he just fucks his wives all day
Stopped reading that garbage since the beginning of Elbaf. Did the strawhats meet the oppressed group of people in the island yet? Did the oppressed people lore dumped their very sad backstory yet? Did they make an elaborate plan to take down the evil boss and his organization yet? Did Luffy start running toward the boss yet?
Which is all the time or multiple times at day at the very minimum given his position. There are probably days where he has nothing to do so he just fucks his wives all day
Not sure if such fat fraud like him will have enough stamina for that.
How much stronger do you think the Admirals got over the timeskip?
Only his cock needs stamina really. He can let his slave wives do most of the hard work.
Literally none of those things have happened.
Ironically enough, the answer to all your questions is "no".
X years ago, meets Rayleigh, forms a crew
39 years ago, reaches Lodestar
38 years ago, fights Rocks at Gods Valley
30 years ago, reads about WBs samurai friend
29 years ago, poaches Oden, contracts AIDS
25 years ago, Reaches Laugh Tale
24 years ago, knocks up Rouge then dies
22 years ago, Ace was born
Did I miss anything?
You have a point.. It would not surprise me that is like this with him.
Admiralkeks... How can we refute this?
Paypay was never the same after he saw his sister like this. He was a lot less aggressive and kept blaming himself for what had happened.
They are stronger than all Yonko crews combined if you add in the Holy Knights, let alone the Gorosei and Imu.
Gooning to Goonko
A single Celestial God must have more sex throughout his life than an entire kingdom put together...
Celestial dragons must stink. They think they're gods, and back then, nobles at Versailles didn't bathe, but used perfume and powder.
If the Admirals were so strong, why doesn't the WG or Navy simply wipe out the Yonko?
You forgot about the 3 Great Powers and the Balance?
Also the WG needs such pirates to make the tenrybuitos crimes look less important.
Since Nika awakened, it should have gone near the top. And Egghead should have soldified the status.
They probably smell of sex. Some times they might even abstain from bathing so that their slaves get used to their natural stench and then having the slaves clean them with their tongue.
who is really tired about Gear 5?
shitty design
come everytimes instead of having some limiter.
Guess Elbaph will be yet another Sanji arc.
Good. The important is defeat these 3 and see if we can find more interesting lore in Elbaf.
Clearly these HKs are a last moment idea.
Even when THE ADMIRALS were fighting the Rev army Oda just mentioned them but did not even had a plan for this people.
who is really tired about Gear 5?
I prefer the Gear 4..
I would not even complain to change between Gear 4 and Gear 2. I liked both. Better than Gear 5.
Gunko was a toddler when he staged his rescue of the slaves.
Why is Dragon like this?
Hot or mild take but G5 came out too early and now is overstaying it’s welcome. Its an endgame powerup Luffy got at the end of midgame.
Like if Naruto got S6P at the beginning of the war arc.
That's why he can barely last 5 minutes without running out of stamina when using it.
BUT ZORO’S FIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT
IM PUTTING A JIHAD ON ODA
Only Dragon REAL FRIENDS receive such information
Tranimators at Toei...
Dragon is Oda’s worst character. Everything about him sucks.
Him being Luffy’s father is a huge wasted potential for better story hooks.
What will our girl do now?
Will the marine still go after her?
does she posses coc+?
Of course, the Marines want to capture Hancock or a Holy Knight.
She would be a perfect trophy wife for a Celestial Dragon. The most beautiful woman in the world.
If Luffy had to choose between getting to Laughtale or saving Akainu’s life which would he choose?
Getting to Laugh Tale obviously.
getting to Laughtale
Luffy is a selfish retard that only saves his friends. He cares not about slaves
Boruto is better
-Complicated case.. If she was not a Luffy simp she could join CrossGuild alongside other shichis.
-Oda can continue saying that the marine has other problems. Even more existing the Guild.
-We will see. Perhaps
Hancock and co. anticipate another attack as long as she stays on AL. Logistics won't allow it for a while (everyone who could do it is New World or tied to their desk), but in principle they can do it. Rayleigh and Shakky seemingly went back to Sabaody, so they aren't preparing a defense. I think Hancock wasn't seen during Vegapunk's transmission. All of that makes me believe she left the island.
or saving Akainu’s life which would he choose?
Why he would save his Brother assassin life than Laugh Tale?
Reminder that goggles on a hat is a popular revolutionary style.
Huh, so this is one of these "things women would never understand" things?
How is Akainu top 5 when Garp, Mihawk, Shanks, Dragon, Imu, the entire Gorosei, Blackbeard, Loki, and Garling are alive?
Most important in the story ranking
1. Vivi, arguably public enemy number number one for Imu next to Nika
2. Carrot, King of a Joyboy Kingdom and whom is friend of Joyboy
3. Momonosuke, King of a Joyboy Kingdom
4. Lilith, the smartest living scientist
5. Bonney, king of the pacifistas
6. Yamato, the strongest ally outside of the strawhats core, arguably stronger than Zoro
7. Ulti, Yamato lieutenant
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POWER GAP
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9001 THE PURPLE GOBLINA LMFAOOO
My headcanon is that the revs and Holy Knights have been holding each other off the entire time and that's why neither faction ever does anything
didn't tell Robin Saul is alive
didn't tell Robin about O'Hara library being moved to Elbaf
didn't tell Robin that Sabo was Luffy's brother
didn't tell Robin about why Kuma did what he did so she could tell the Strawhats when they regrouped
What was his problem?
The way I think about it is that the WG can win any fight but they can’t win every fight. There’s nothing that the Gorosei showed that indicates they could handle Kaido+Big Mom. They literally never even hurt Goofy once.
Dragon is now my least favorite major character in One Piece after Kuma flashback
Don't reply to ritualposters. Let them screech in the dark.
Laughtale is just some place that will get washed over by the sea.
Akainu is a friend for life.
women?
Which is the point in save such enemy?
This is not like renounce to your dream for Family or a friend.
The answer to all these is also "no" for Egghead
1. Vivi, arguably public enemy number number one for Imu next to Nika
Imu wants it badly.
scatrotcuck is still trying to convince people their irrelevant whore is important
Grim.
GODmonosuke is Joy Boy's sworn brother and literal master of the Grass Muncher's dukedom.
As I feared. You really don't understand the deep bonds the battlefield creates.
They are filler villains, dont worry about it
Akainu was the coolest guy!
Fuck off.
That's Kuzan. Akainu's the hottest.
No argument
Done.
Look at the Harley Scripts again
BOOM GOOD NIGHT
1. Vivi, arguably public enemy number number one
nah emu wants the nerfatari D
the rest
garbage
ulti
she's unimportant to the story but important to me. fuck nami and big mom.