Who is the best girl and why is it Sayaka?
Madoka Magica
Why would it be Sayaka when it’s obviously Kyouko?
You have woken up one morning hungover with no memory of the previous night and Sayaka is next to you, naked, crying tears of joy and saying the sex was beautiful and that you're married. How do you respond?
I tell my real wife Kyouko to stop playing tricks on me with her illusion magic.
One of us has to say no homo.
ev&oe you’re a man and she’s a woman
I thought she was a man.
How would Sayaka react after you say no homo after sex with her?
Why would she be a man
I just thought.
That’s weird cause her being a woman is made clear in the show and she even had a crush on a boy
I'm just shitposting.
Yea no shit but why
Better check if there's a naked asian guy in the trunk of your car or a tiger in your bathroom.
It's Kyouko, she's naked and you locked her in your car and she's armed with a crowbar and attacking you.
Because she is the one one who gets more character development, Homura already changed by the first chapter.
Also she is the cutest in the movie
you locked her in your car
Why would I do that?!
Imagine taking in Kyouko after she loses her family then showing her love and affection until she falls in love with you and you become her everything only for you to date another girl instead.
Cute.
You were drunk.
I wouldn’t do that to my wife even drunk
Built for Kyouko ftnr cock.
Innit please.
Having sex with Sayaka then disappearing when she tells you she's in love with you.
How would each meguca rape you?
Very nice Kyouko.
we know what you are
Sayaka is a KEK and a RETARD
Wierd way to say Alina Gray.
Sayaka is stupid! STUPID!
Homura would lock you in her basement
give me Punished Sayaka already!
She's happy in Rebellion because she has sex every day with the red retard.
I personally think yosano is best girl, she’s mommy material
Sayaka is a good girl, but not the best.
She manged to tame kyoko.
Nah she’s still a cuck and cries because of it all the time
Also Kyouko is a girl retard
Kyouko was always tame, her being violent was out of necessity
Mami uses bondage and teasing
Kyouko has so many ways of doing so it’s impossible to predict what exactly she would do. She could use her illusion magic to confuse you, or even straight up mind control you into doing whatever she wants. She could use her spear to bind you. She could tie you up to the bed using her hair ribbon and do whatever she wants to you. She could of course just break your arms and legs to prevent you from running away, like she talked about doing to Kyosuke to taunt Sayaka. Her status as a veteran also probably means that she knows a lot of obscure places she could lock you into and nobody would ever find you. Or she could be more subtle. She could use her powers to disguise herself as the woman you love and trick you into fucking her, only to reveal herself at the end.
Once Kyouko has her eyes on you there is nothing you can do to escape. But then again, why would you ever want to?