Is Madoka the most attractive mahou shoujo?

Is Madoka the most attractive mahou shoujo?

Not even in her own show.

Yuri series.

Doomed yuri!

No she is just cute

That didn't even take much alteration to go super slut.

There are all kinds of attractive mahou shoujos, no need to fight.

Not even close.

The only yuri is Magireco. That shit's fucking gay except Mifuyu or Tsuruno's dad lust.

FPBP

The only doomed person here is you.

There’s like one gay character in magireco and she’s not even gay in all timelines lol.

You take the blue pill, the dream ends you wake up in yuribait and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Shoujo Ai and I show you how deep the doomed yuri goes.

Feels good knowing all megucas are canonically asian (not brown subhumans), heterosexual girls. Feel good knowing no poorly written tiktok fagspiction can change that.

Cute is attractive

Just hope I don't get a budget, you who knows whom you are addressing.

All magical girls are attractive.

Very much a Yuri franchise

French kissing?

Nah you will stay poor like all niggers

Hey I heard soiteens defaced your ‘pad. Sad stuff.

'pad?

No IDs
Incompetent jannies and mods
No IP count
Captcha that can easily be bypassed
Mod protection to boot.

This the thread boys. Yuri time

What do you mean by that?

I want to stick my dick in crazy.

Very nice Madoka

thats homu

Could your dick make all the way through those cheeks?

Yours can’t?

Homu is the one with the futa dick? Ogey

whar

Please, don't tell anyone.

Kyouko the jobber

Madocumbucket is made for cocks though

megucas in leotards

I know what I'm making today

Mami is the real jobber. Like to the point that she’s used as a red herring for the actual story in every goddamn iteration.

I appreciate these designs are still so iconic.

All megucas are for their respective husbands only.

Kyouko can't stop jobbing.

Imagine dating kyouko and she starts eating with hands. so unfeminine

Imagine dating kyouko and she starts kissing you all over. so unfeminine

Nice dream, Sayaka

She’s good at blowjobs yeah

Blowjob = jobbing in a fight

Weird logic of waifufags

That’s actually where the jobber meme came from I think

poorly written.

You didn’t read it. Don’t front.

Anything with niggers and gay shit is poorly written

I knew you didn’t.

pic

YWNBAW though
Homura will never be "literally you"
She’d shoot you in the head if she saw you

I meant kyouko should stop losing fights

She never loses though.
And she always tops.

Only if I endangered Madoka. Homura only loves Madoka.

Cure Flora is hotter

She’d shoot you for being a subhuman brown tranny
Btw she also loves her husband

She has no husband!

Yet

Cope harder. You're watching a Yuri show. Embrace it!

Source?

The entire goddamn show.

Yuri girls also have husbands though, they’re just usually two with the same

I don’t see it being a yuri show stated anywhere in the show. Sounds like you’re just making shit up. I don’t see anyone with any kind of authority on the franchise say it’s a yuri show either.

What? Like Lady Innocent? That's a rarity.

All women eventually end up marrying men. Them being from a yuri show doesn’t change this fact

Fuck wrong pic.

Can’t even post an image properly

Embarrassing pajeet IQ.
And no btw it doesn’t matter if you’re just pretending to be retarded. As doing that proves you actually are. Smart people don’t find it funny to pretend to be retarded

How does Homura having an emotion that is explicitly impossible to understand for anyone else, not homosexual, not sexual and not romantic (obviously, since that’d be possible to understand, but just pointing out that this was specifically stated as well) have any relation to the yuri genre?

Yes! In every way!

It's hard to watch you live in denial as to the lesbian love nature of this show, though.

All women eventually end up marrying men.

Demonstrably untrue. Marriage as a social construct isn't even successful enough to boast (50% hetero divorce rate) but to say that all women participate is delusional.

Because she's in love...With a girl!

How am I "in denial" for watching the show instead of your shitty fanfic? The show is canon your fanfic isn’t. There obviously isn’t anything "lesbian" in the show.
How is Homura being in non-homosexual love with a girl have any kind of relevance to the yuri genre?

Marriage as a social construct isn't even successful enough to boast (50% hetero divorce rate)

Do you think the universe came into existence 60 years ago, anon?

Homu is canonically a shotacon

Based

Homura being in non-homosexual love with a girl

+Madoka and Homura are girls.
+Homura is in love with Madoka.
-Homura's love for Madoka is not homosexual.
Contradiction in terms.

Oh, should I account for all the time that divorce was illegal? Nah. How about this thing called up to date statistics.

Not canonically. It's not recognized as anything. That's just doujin material included by the creators as joke content.

longest running and most popular madoka spinoff is joke content

Homura's love for Madoka is not homosexual

Correct as stated by the author, who also said it wasn’t sexual or romantic. But you clearly don’t know what love means.
I love pizza, does that mean I want to fuck pizza?

i would in that outfit.

Remember that time Homura spent so much time running around fixing everyone's problems so they'd be united to fight Walmart Night that she didn't have time to prepare for Walmart Night and just reset the timeline again?

should I account for all the time that divorce was illegal?

Not illegal, it just didn’t exist because there was no demand for it. People were happier back then than today so clearly back then is more representative of human nature without restrictive social constructs.

dont be mean to sayaka!

She got a womb tattoo Soul gem, tho.

I get that Yurifags can be annoying but are we seriously gonna fight over it on fucking Madoka of all things?
What are we doing here?

Are you fucking catholic or something? You do know that the centuries-old story of beauty and the beast was specifically written to cheer up girls who were trapped in marriage without recourse of divorce, right?

Is kissing or fondling a Meguca's soul gem considered foreplay?

I don’t know. Yurifags just don’t actually like yuri, they only like watching normal series like Madoka and pretend it’s yuri to piss off people.

sayaka likes cumming, there is nothing wrong with that.

i would reverently stroke and caress the megucas soulgem before i touched her puss.

No, it was about couple issues in general, which is something that will always happen, and breaking the couple over it is fucking retarded.
And no matter what you want to argue about that, it’s a fact that people were happier back then.

Are you fucking catholic or something?

No, but I would take any religion, even fucking Islam, over your new age lgbt shit.

Madoka is the cutest, the most attractive is Iroha, i guess.

It’s better during play. That’s why Kyouko’s gem is so conveniently placed for you to lick it while she rides you.

Yeah, but she specifically wants to cum from Kyousuke, and since her wish was specifically for him you can see that the incubators saw where her wish was coming from, and it planted her soul gem right there.

Maybe she shouldn't have pussied out and let Hitomi take him. So you're a Magical girl with a boyfriend. Gather your nuts while you've got the time, girl.

Your husband is beating you? Just stay with him and bear with it!

Thank God , we don't have divorce

I'd like to think it'd help her warm up and get into it in a unique way.
Sure, that's why I love the Position of Madoka's. But would you be able to get them off by just caressing their soul gems?

So you're a Magical girl with a boyfriend

That’s all of them eventually (if they don’t die or witch out)

The joke with Hitomi is that "Girls can't love girls!" is a stock Yuri line

Magical girls can only love other magical girls because they are no longer human. That's why Kyubey can only speak to girls with at least a hint of lesbianism in them. They can be happy with the others until their soul gem expires.

AI slop artist btw, zoom in on the eyes

Your husband is beating you?

No he isn’t because you didn’t marry a savage animal you knew for less than a year and your family didn’t know whatsoever while both of you had your hormones destroyed by dozens of past experiences

Thanks god we don’t have divorce

A crossover fic I've been reading kinda got me shipping Mami with Yuji from JJK

do dead girls menstruate?

I’ve never seen it used in yuri.

This but reversed. They can in fact only love men. Manly men who can keep up with them. That’s why Kyubey only targets straight girls who like strong men.

Remind me, which Ryuki Rider is each girl?

How would each meguca react to one of their kids announcing them to be gay?

Probably either utter disgust or confusion if they don’t know what that means.

Why are pink girls always so sexual?

Magical girls love cocks though

Red girls are more sexual

He's talking about Hitomi
Funny how the only girl who actually showed interest in another girl in official content is the only one Kyubey didn't contract
It seems megucahood and gayness are incompatible.

They're always so cute and innocent it makes them sexual.

pink and red are the color of pussies of course.
kyouko is made for rough sex.

Kyouko is more sexual*

he was right. this board loves redheads.

Yes but she's the one roughing you up

Fair but also true

Kyouko in particular is extremely sexual. Must be her slutty casual outfit.

Not even the most attractive in her series.

KyoukoCHADS invasion

Based.

Kyouko is very sexy but it's still Madoka for me.

Because it's pink.

What about a threesome with them both?

I could never be with two Meguca's. And I know they wouldn't want to share their man. But I would either one of them. Madoka for cute, gentle love making or Kyouko for rough, animalistic sex. But never both.

Yeah, of course if my Kyouko doesn't want it i would never force her to do something like that. But she has strong bonds with her female friends (it's even been shown twice that she can sacrifice herself for them if needed), so maybe she would want to try it if another one of the megucas is into me. That's a fantasy i like to have which i think is normal for a man.
I also think with her assertive personality she could be kind of like a teacher for the other megucas. Mami fills that role when it comes to everything else, but about sex i think she might be a bit embarrassed. Kyouko is very pure so she doesn't have a clue about sex at all but she strikes me as a girl who will learn fast (and will be quick to assume her natural position as a top, but that goes without saying).

She never loses though.

Kyouko was about to die, but:

got saved by Yuma in oriko magica

got saved by Mami in CD drama 3, Farewell story

Yeah she should stop
Exedra confirms she loses.

Every magical girl who ever lost to a witch is a jobber

Literally every single magical girlbros...

Kyouko would definitely learn fast. Probably look new things up to try in her free time and excitedly wait for next time. And while true I have fantasized about a threesome I still feel most girls wouldn't want to share and may be hurt that it was even suggested. Even if they do go along with it, it may plant seeds of unhappiness in her. Plus all her female friends are attractive and would 100% find a man, too.

Consider the following:
Kyouko has the ability to create illusions. She can use this ability to duplicate herself. She can also use it to disguise things as other things. Knowing this, this means that not only can she can give the illusion of shapeshifting, she can make illusionary copies of herself and have them shapeshift. Meaning she could make copies of herself and disguise them as the other megucas to have them all take on you at the same time.
Kyouko is the one girl harem.

she looks like a teenage runaway in that outfit.
those doujins where she fucks a dude to death are very nice

She lost to 2 witches outside of canon but overall you are right, that's why to be jobber she needs have more defeats and those defeats exist!

kyouko rides my dick
madoka rides my face
they hold hands and kiss

Yeah, i wouldn't suggest it either. Only agree if she suggests it herself. And obviously not if the other girl already has a man.

take kyouko to soaplands
no need to cause jealously
enlist the help of a professional

Good man.

I prefer discovering it with her
I have enough knowledge about the thing in theory to guide her too

Funny how the only girl who actually showed interest in another girl in official content

In official content they do questionable things with the characters. Not only with Hitomi.

I have came many buckets to those they're very good

That's not questionable and is just a gag.

You know that friend you introduce to a game he's never played in his life but once he knows the basic controls and stuff, he instantly somehow start kicking your ass?

I feel like Kyouko is like that, but for sex.

Questionable is the way they portray the characters.

It's a gag, of course it's a more lighthearted version of the characters. I don't know why there seems to be a weird group of people that's obsessed with that panel in particular.

it's a more lighthearted version of the characters.

In the same story they show Mami and Madoka and is actually more lighthearted without resorting to draw hearts on them and even rejecting the idea of doing it.
Being a gag is irrelevant, they can make out of character content in a gag that sometimes can be questionable.

Christmas 'ko

archiveofourown.org/works/65814730

Still hilarious.

they can make out of character content in a gag that sometimes can be questionable

But what does that have to do with anything?

Reminder that JOBko was btfo by Mami when they had a serious fight in the different story. And that was a Mami that was fighting erratically due to being suicidal. She wouldn't stand a chance with Rebellion Mami
And JOBko also got btfo by Nagisa, a little girl, in Scene 0, who killed her merely with bubbles

There are other ways to drink together. That's why is questionable and the reaction of mami and madoka confirm this.

There are other ways of doing everything. I don't see in what way this is "questionable" to you and you seem like a schizo.

No is not questionable at all is normal, 0% questionable

Really that guy doesn't even notice the different interpretations that image can give. Even questionable is so hard to accept for him, lol.

schizo

Schizo is the guy who only thinks his truth is the only truth.

Kyouko beat Mami in the sound drama and round 1 TDS (Mami was at least not serious in TDS)
Kyouko completely dominated and won round 2 TDS (the only moments Mami had an edge were either her playing possum or an illusion) while trying to save Mami and avoid harming her

True.

You forgot the biggest defeat of Kyouko.

the fuck is this shit
can't you just post some erotic slop for everyones enjoyment
'i'm not reading this

fuck kyouko

damn straight

then cuddle her after
if im not dead of course

252+ Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Kyouko Sacred Fire vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Mami: 588-694 (152.3 - 179.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

AIEEEEEE

Their first fight doesn't count because Mami was trying to avoid hurting Kyouko, which Kyouko could tell and she even told Mami that she was failing her aim on purpose
And Kyouko said "we'll call it my loss" after their second fight, and that was with Mami's soul gem being tainted because she was trying to kill herself
The true is Kyouko is a loser and she's only stronger than Sayaka. The rest of the sextet can kick her ass

The stuff you said about the first fight only applies to TDS, Mami just straight up jobs in the Sound drama
Kyouko calls herself the loser because Mami apparently saw through the illusion even though she objectively won. In fact she won a little too hard, it made Mami look like a bitch.

There's no winner in TDS fights, they're all just 90% Jojo bullshit.

I'd OHKO Kyouko with my dick desu

I like Kazuki Mai and Hayami Persia more but Madoka is the cutest and sexiest digital era mahou shoujo

The true is Kyouko is a loser and she's only stronger than Sayaka.

implying

Image happens when sayaka gets more training, kyouko can't recover from this. At least shinbo knows about the existence of Wraith Arc based on an interview.
And how does kyouko look here?

Yes

Just wish for no more witches. Duh.

Wife and wife

lost against Mami

lost against Sayaka

lost against Nagisa

backed off when Homura stopped her fight with Sayaka because she knew Homu would kick her ass

Is Kyouko the biggest loser and jobber in madoka?

Wow. What a jobber

Losing against girls can be forgivable. But:

imagine losing to Nagisa and Sayaka

I'm so lucky to have two wives

average male discussion over a magical girl show

Why are magical girls so sexually attractive>

She pretended to witch out and Kyouko stopped fighting, retard kun. Kyouko thoroughly owned Sayaka there

Very nice Sayaka

Mami would have been owned just as bad btw

Yuriposting is allowed so it is fine

losing to your kohai

Mami is so pathetic

She pretended to witch out

Holy cope, also your image is unrelated.
Yeah after having a lot of victories against kyouko.

Nooo please Mami let me win at least once.

You know kyoukofags are the biggest liars when they post images that only support their false narratives, and they have been doing it for months. But they don't dare to tell you the whole story even from the sources they like to refer to.

That's literally the same fight retard.

Mami only won against rookie pupil Kyouko btw.

Yes, the superior sex. Go back to the kitchen.
Unless you’re a meguca yourself obviously, in which case you can stay and laugh at the yurikeks with us.

Absolute jobber

kyoukofag and his lies again

Ok show me the panel where "Sayaka pretended to witch out". Or it was your mind reading skill again?
I got another your kind like:

Kyouko is 2-0!

Mami-sama, you won...again

Honestly why the gave shameful display to kyouko, they want me to laugh at her or what. It was clownkyo all along.

Mami can't even beat Kyouko who lost her magic

/thread

How do Mamikeks cope?

she's a child

Kyouko standing far above, DOMINATING the scene while Mami crawls on the ground, Kyouko's spear a few inches away from her head

Did she really need to do this?

Himena Aika

Kyouko lost to a child and her life was saved by another child

"G-guys...H-how do Mamifags cope?"

The mangaka made sure to give Mami extra humiliation.

Lmao I had forgotten JOBko had also gotten btfo in oriko and would have died hadn't Yuma, a fucking child, saved her. The writers love to humiliate her

I want do gulp down magical futa cock

Mami jobbed hard to Homura in the games btw, got scared off the city too

*one shots you*

Why is Magical Girl pussy better than normal girl pussy?