JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 Volume 25 Storytime Continued

JOUSUKE
THIS IS SCHIZOBABBLE 5

Right here, anon.

Notice how there is not a single mention of karma.

this is dreck

there are "soap bubbles" that "can't be seen" because............ THERE JUST ARE

"Josuke"

“Josuke…this rigga’s eatin’ bees”

So basically some bubbles can spin so fast they’re practically invisible and this means they’re not of this world and this is why they’re able to hurt WoU because he’s of this dimension. Josuke can’t fully control them so he’s not actively pursuing WoU and that allows him to hurt the stand. Am I getting right?

Just thought I’d recommend this manga for any and all Jojo enjoyers who don’t know what to read next once we’re all caught up on the story time
I would consider dumping

no jojo fighting game with actually Jojolion representation

Why did WoU lose the sun shaped eyes? Was a downgrade.

Hard to draw

Jojolion is pretty awful to adapt in a FG. There's like 3 characters in the whole part who actually fight.

Huge character assassination incoming

omg we're getting baby yasuho flashback this volume

joshu bros... OUR moment is coming kek

I wonder if that drawanon is here, the amount of scenarios you could add to the Yasuho suffering pile due to calamity is near infinite, like Tamaki from Fire Force

Stumpuho

It's an even bigger insult because he's being built up so well right now. Why'd Araki hate Joshu too much to let him become a likeable character?

Joshu is like mad retarded have u guys noticed

Gonna be honest, I'm not reading the Yasuho chapters.

The power of love >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Calamity
Joshu won

Joshu not acting and thinking like a retard for once

No way, this is too good to be true, when will he fumble this?

Toru and Yasuho get together that's why everyone hates the ending get spoiled bitch fuck jojolion

dude not cool

even with all he's done during the part this sequence still feels a bit out of character

One last rape, for old times' sake...

Hmmm. The magazine's audience seems to complain the arc is taking too long, what to do...

Oh, I know! Another Yasuho rape scene.

TROONshu thought he was going to fuse with yasuho

Nah, remember the moment in the stalls where he pretended to be Josuke. He also tried to murder Josuke. He’s always been unhinged

As if most anons in this thread wouldn't kill to fuse with Yasuho

I wonder how much the anime will censor this part

The incel to troon pipeline is real

RIP Mamezuku Rai. You would've loved grape surgery

The... the Milagro Man character development... it's gonna pay off right...?

Those were just major misunderstandings

Its just them playing Twister

the moment in the stalls where he pretended to be Josuke

What kind of misinterpretation is this
Are you Araki? Are you senile and unable to remember what you wrote happening?

where he pretended to be Josuke

never happened. He literally stopped when she mentioned josuke

-100000000000000000iq Joshu forgot he could just screw Yasuho's arm back together

Yasuho really should have stay amputated

We needed the molestation scene sweaty

Araki...

Yasuho should have all four limbs amputated

Joshu getting humiliated is always a good thing

Why doesn't Joshu just steal his dead brother's arm?
No one is using it

youtube.com/watch?v=9ds4xhz-xIY

Joshu really wanted to fuse with a girl

I honestly feel bad for Joshu

Wild how were supposed to laugh at his misfortune yet not at the rape goblins

Tsurugi is an innocent child that inherited a curse. Joshu is a creep for no reason

Tsurugi is a creep for no reason.

Tsurugi murdered a child.

Joshu just stole 400 bucks from someone once

FREE ME FROM THIS FUCKING ARC ALREADY

loli yasuho

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

loli paisley park

I'm become cum

No
You WILL get more Yasuho molestation and you WILL like it, and you WILL ask for more

How would the Higashikata family fare on Rokkenjima?

You will never get out of the Endless Calamity.

Guys go to camp

Make a ton of friends

Girls go to camp

Bully each other

Really says a lot

jobin didn't have fun at camp...

Did you miss Jobins entire flash back?

Guys go to camp

Get their prostate massaged

ftfy

Imagine adult Tsurugi raping this Yasuho

Toru loves Yasuho

This is the most characterization we get from Tooru

rock humans don't love

Wait, is this meant to set up Tooru as another lost man who was guided by Yasuho and Paisley Park just like Josuke?

is this meant to set up

raughs*

Another day of looking for easily influencable kids with extremely specific supernatural abilities to look for people I can impersonate, I can tell today is the day!

Joshu should just do this to Tooru.
youtube.com/watch?v=OJlENm2NGks

I would have preferred for Rock Humans to not be emotionless desu

Joshu is NOT a troon. He just has a futa fetish.

Yasuho regained her memory after equivalent exchange, right? Does that mean Joshu lost a memory too?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Toru-kun. His themes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of wireless charging most of the depth will go over a typical Anon Babbletard reader's head. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the Your Miraculous Love arc, to realize that it's not just stalling or schizobabble- it ties in to what the story set up in CHAPTER 1. As a consequence people who dislike Toru-kun truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, his relationship with Yasuho and the so-called "cuckolding" of Josuke, which itself is cryptic insight into the true nature of rock humans and how their behavior is in contrast with Josuke's character development. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hirohiko Araki's genius unfolds itself on their storytime threads.

Hamon Bee traced that.

have we gotten to

Tooru-kun... how long have you been in my life

yet

Be/a/rs will handle him.

making visual contact with me in any context is pursuit

directly threatening to strangle me isn't

STROKEraki...

This could have been a great set-up for Paisley Park to evolve as a result of the new Rocacaca, and be the one to defeat WoU but oh well

There's no villain Stand as imposing or threatening as Wonder of U, and I love the personality the Stand itself has. But Tooru and everything about him, his goals, it's just so weird. Wonder of U is amazing, but also totally bullshit power wise. It creates some really great atmosphere, it has some great lines, and cool moments, but overall it's just... uneven? As characters, Funny Valentine has them both beat, but there's definitely something unique about Wonder of U and the sheer invincibility it exerts.

Well, having 2 Stand evolving moment in the same arc is kind of...

WHY DIDN'T YASUHO GET NUT KING CALL LIKE JOSEFUMI GOT EXPLOSIVE BUBBLES
ARAKI YOUR FRUIT IS BULLSHIT

I am saying that Go Beyond wouldn't have been a thing.

So, Yasuho got her Stand because she is super attached to her phone instead of real people? She even have to grab Joshuu's phone to start using her Stand

WoU doesn't have a personality, it's Tooru talking through it

joshufags u lost lmao

You know Josuke definitely has a preference for handjobs because he's half Kira

people saying this is out of character when Joshu has been unhinged from the start

We're mad because we all got fooled into thinking the ending of Millagro Man's arc meant Joshu was going to evolve.

Jojolion characters Araki DESPISES:

Yasuho

Jobin

Joshu

why did Araki decide Josefumi wasn't actually a Joestar in the end?
He could have just gone literally Josuke and made him a bastard, what the fuck why

character development

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

lol
and no, it doesn't matter that Araki changed magazines at all, he's still churning out shounen

I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Joshuu Higashikata as a man just fuckin' plummeted.

Araki introduces a new character out of nowhere to asspull Yasuho out of danger

This is SOMEONE's author.

Toru sees Yasuho like a pet, or still like a child. He has felt the same age since he's been stalking her in kindergarten, he does not understand or view human aging as legitimate. To him, Yasuho is a token of love for him to idolize like his Elvis songs.

When no one else can understand me

When everything I do is wrong

i am a le rock

And you're always there to lend a hand

In everything I do

paisley park

And when you smile, the world is brighter

You touch my hand and I'm a king

Your kiss to me is worth a fortune

Your love for me is everything

all these lyrics are one-sided, he's the recipient of love, yasuho is treating him like human, he's being admired as if he was normal. he unironically views yasuho as the ((golden heart)), purity, divine femininity.

I'll guess I'll never know the reason why

You love me as you do

That's the wonder

The wonder of you

toru does not understand love, he can't, he doesn't have the ability to at a genetic level. but he admires it and is autitsically obsessed with the concept of feeling normal.

Hamon Beat...

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

KeiKINGS we WILL shine tommorw!

What a calamity

It's almost over. Thank God.

Instead of Joshu’s incel sperging, we could have had more Kei and Holly pages

Born This Way vs Wonder of U is sure to be an EPIC fight!

Thanks OP
cant wait to seethe again tomorrow

I like him conceptually, that doesn't mean he's good for the story anon

BTW vs WOU

automatic pursuit stand vs automatic ABSOLUTELY NO PURSUING stand

Thanks anon. This volume was more rocky than the previous ones. We'll see how it ends soon.

Holy shit.

Joshubros, we were done dirty...

This was the single fucking worst volume so far and that's saying something. At least it's over soon, right?

to be honest...... im enjoying this more than i did following it monthly

Gotta agree that he was done dirtier than Jobin

Go to Jousuke

She knew he wasn't Kira and still helped him like her own son

was more rocky

Joshu’s spergout is actually hilarious, I want him to die

why exactly was that a bad volume

Did I miss anything by skipping the entire Do Do Do De Da Da Da fight?

Why exactly was that a good volume?

i count

ZERO "eighty-nines" this volume (fifteen overall)

nine "pursues," "pursuits," "pursuings," etc. this volume (forty overall)

twenty-two "calamities" this volume (forty overall)

twelve "flows" this volume (twelve overall)

He doesn't die

...Not really, no.

It's way more palatable with diminished expectations
JJL is bad but it's bad in part because of how far it fucking fell

Wall Eyes was also shown during the rock human bee lesson.

how far it fucking fell

From what? Nothing in this part has been above average except Vitamin C.

What the fuck was a Wall Eye?

Even Toriyama would make JJL more coherent and satisfying than Araki.

More entertaining than

CKB

BTW

Doobie-wah

Karera

Blue Hawaii

Ozone Baby

Doctor Wu

Means it's good enough

Some toru and Yasuho lore, Joshuu humiliation and Rai's death

Because it took 200 pages to tell something a better author could have done in 15.

Thank you for your service

Pursuit IS

Moving towards WoU

Noticing WoU outside your house

Thinking about pursuing WoU

Thinking about inviting WoU to pursue you

WoU looking at you

Checking a window to see if WoU is outside

Talking about WoU

Looking at WoU in a photo (that you didn't ask to see)

Trying to punch WoU

Seeing Tooru in a video

Interviewing WoU

Seeing WoU's back

Defending yourself against WoU's rock insects

Investigating WoU's rock insects

Standing up

Grabbing WoU's throat

looking at Tooru's face

making a phone call

Pursuit IS NOT

Approaching Tooru

Trying to punch WoU

Looking at WoU in a photo (that you did ask to see)

Attending a WoU concert

WoU looking at you

Noticing WoU next to you

Going where WoU is going

Calling Tooru

Noticing WoU inside your house

Interviewing WoU

Inviting WoU to pursue you

Saying you'll kill WoU

Seeing WoU's back

Defending yourself against WoU's rock insects

Reaching towards WoU to attack

Setting a trap for WoU

Geological aberration caused by the earthquake (raughs).

coherent

sure

satisfying

fuck no

He deserved a better part...

CKB was really a pointless volume

Daiya is an irrelevant shitter that didn’t need to be in the story

her and Josuke don’t mean interact after

the whole plot of having Norisuke trying unearth Josuke’s secret and seeing him as a threat is scrapped

Why are you including Karera in that list of mediocrity?

Rai knows Spin because ??????????????

Who the fuck is Karera?

Right? You shouldn't even think about her at all considering how fucking worthless she was

Italy never developed a spin user army or police force despite all its destructive powers

it's barely better than blue hawaii and nothing else on that list

he didn't like beetlekino

Daiya is Josuke's girlfriend though

She's whatever but her arc was funny and the Aphex Twins were a good fight.

Your expectations should have been lowered around blue hawaii, anyway its all on you if you still seethe in JJL threads knowing you hate it

It wasn't a good fight, but you're right in that there were some cheap laughs to be had

he can't into CQC

he didn't like [arc where the characters just watch wrestling]

Correct.

they threw punches they threw punches! my expectations for this part are so low that this elevates a shit fight!

waow

CHADlawinicus would have dealt with the rock animal in a single page

>they threw punches they threw punches!

Irrefutable, I'm afraid.

Drowned when the sprinkler was set off.

This only exemplifies the low bar 8 created for 9 where the only part people talk about is Paco throwing hands

Jojolion simply wasn’t entertaining enough to justify its asspulls or retcons, it’s that simple. Every part is full of bullshit but the good in each are enough to outweigh it and considering part 8 was a mystery and more plot dense, the retcons feel more annoying

It’s because physical brawls are rare in JoJos

It’s because physical brawls are rare in nu-JoJos

ftfy

I fucking miss punch ghosts bros....

Araki needs to stick to point a to point b adventure type stories. Anything more and his brain short circuits.

You mean

I miss when Araki actually wanted to draw stands/Jojo in general

80% of the stands in 7 onward exist to stand there and remind you that this is a Jojo part when really 7/8/9 should have been their own thing but Araki was too cowardly to move on

Two more to go.

We went from Valentine to Tooru. Bigggest downgrade in history.

I also started liking part 9 a bit for the first time after part 8's storytime.
But really, good choreography is just good choreography. You don't need witty one-ups to have a good fight.

Tomorrow...

I miss my hero.

Even the note on her hand has "quotes"

I miss Jobin...

biggest downgrade in history

But enough about Break My Heart Valentine and post-Break My Heart Valentine.

They're both 6/10 villains

Go away Jobbin, hell's calling you.

Hi Anon Babble, I've had an eldritch silicon-based lifeform preying on me since I was in preschool and psychologically torturing me since. He pretended to be a high schooler in my class later in my life, by that point I had mostly forgotten any past interactions with him as a child. Over the course of a year, his facetious charisma and subterfuge made me fall in love with him. I used to invite him over to my house to finger me while my mom was drunk. It never even occurred to me to ask what his last name was, nor question his age. Am I the asshole?

Tomoko...

literal reddit post

Kill yourself.

anyone else self-insert as tooru

Tomorrow. Be READY.

Groomer of YasUho

I've been thinking about this post constantly lmao

The fact part 7 was as good as it did mainly because Araki introduced a new power system that is The Spin, but then he connected it to Stands anyway

The Spin sucks ass

a potus

SBR was good because Araki was born to write westerns. Think about it.

New regardless
If you want to keep reading punch ghost then you do you, part 7 would be worse off if it stick with traditional Stand battle. The Spin was a new kind of power to spice things up

We know, Tooru.

Thumbnail looks like Ringo is pogging.

Uuuh volume notes will be posted in after party thread

Part 7 was good because Araki put a lot of energy into it because he clearly always wanted to make a western, but even so he had to connect it to Jojo fearing that people wouldn't care as much otherwise

the vento aureo thread ruined it there won't be an afterparty

SBR was good

We just had the storytime, nobody is falling for this bait.

SBR was good

Irrefutable and proven by the storytime.

NTA and I'll be honest I didn't even realize it wasn't an afterparty thread

TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK

It shall be posted there, anons here will lurk there until tomorrows storytime anyway

The best fights in part 7 were traditional stand battles.

Anon, I'll only post this once.