Witch Watch

(episode 8 waiting room)

How much does being a footrest pay? Is it legally prostitution?

Fuck Nico

Bitch Watch

Can't wait for these two to show up in Cour 2

youtube.com/watch?v=mWwHJYOdvd0

I was expecting they would do more gag OPs but this looks like a one time thing that they did too early to attract viewers

I'm actually hoping they make a third version of the first OP with the added instrumentals, even if they make the music worse at least IMO

Nico has some of the most terrifying powers in fiction. Definitely wouldn’t want to get on her bad side.

gacha: not even once

Did that preview give you hope that you were going to watch something made for men? Fuck you, here's more homobait.

based

The president is the bottom

get in the wage cage, bitch

Gee it's why panservice is becoming rare, us dads aren't the target of Witch Watch. Turning us into foot rest.

Yeah, wouldn't want to get blown to smithereens along with half of the house or something.

One of the subtle meta gags of Witch Watch is that Kanshi would be the main protagonist of a shounen story. Unfortunately for him, this isn't one.

Hrm, I think I'd like it better if another man were doing this to me.

otousans not like this
we're treated like otto-san day and night

Restless

aww hell yeah now that's more like it. giwtwm

He doesn't deserve this he's suffered enough.

I thank the brave heroes in Shenzhen for doing tedious shit like this for shoebox apartment wages making all the little plastic baggies full of screws for my overpriced electronics.

okay episode..

sex

Morihito and Kan shared underwear

He can't put this poor to not have his own set of underwear...

what went wrong

I'd actually love this power without having to double up on concerta or something.

They're pushing back Nemu's big arc (and the actual main plot) to the end of the cour, sadly. We get a Kara episode next though, and that's way more interesting than Kanshi being a dipshit.

Now that's what I'm talking about

Am I the only one who liked the cheaper art style two episodes ago?

you cannot grasp the true form of...

Kara episode

Poor Rie
Forced to scream once more

imagine living this for a month

I wouldn't say it was cheaper (it had less off-model and jankiness than the previous episode), but I liked it because it was subtly closer to a typical shoujo anime in character design.

It's probably for the best to leave the main plot to end the first cour

It does make things weird for Nemu who is supposedly a main character yet only appeared for like 5 minutes

hell yeah motherfucker i'd definitely do some physical training for sick gains if it adjusts my metabolism to match

it's just bros sharing underwear, nothing gay about that.

that reminds me, there's a very good yaoi doujin with really funny writing about someone who has to prostitute themselves to feed their gacha whaling. a little disappointing that he decides he likes being dicked at the end, though, wish he'd put up a bit more mental resistance.

Preview confirms they don't share at least.

whew, it was just the wrist. thought this was going to be gay again for a minute.

Heartwarming.

This segment almost sounds gay, though. I'm on to you, Shinohara.

Timeline must be weird in the anime version since they switched them around

She gets to appear a lot afterwards, thankfully.

Not necessarily with the group, though, but with...well, there's a reason why I said Nemu is such a shoujo as fuck character.

The kids won't get this but I'm sure the women do

Fagpire can only have sex with kaichou, Morihito, and some guy we probably won't see in this series. Aw geez, what a drawback. Whatever will he do with that selection of partners???

doujin with really funny writing about someone who has to prostitute themselves to feed their gacha whaling.

Please drop the sauce

[Hyper Houbokujou (Hitsujinx)] Papa Katsu de Onnanoko ni Natchatta?! | Was I Turned into a Girl by my Sugar Daddy!?

Wouldn't it be faster to use a strainer so that the screws will be left intact?

Fuck the super speed torture was just as funny as in the manga.
Love that stupid chapter.

Imagine having sex at 10x speed.

Imagine your refractory period going at 10x speed. That's the real superpower.

Kan at maximum thrust

But Nico won't feel the orgasm until one day (in Kan's PoV) later

Speed magic only benefits the one's NOT affected by it

Damn Nico. Your magic is faulty

Nico

Nah I think he's more a cougar chaser. Plus Nico is locked in for Moi already.

Sad, you're right. He gave in too easily

The dads didn't like this

Ottoman is a real manga

Ja fuq?

I thought this was some Uron Mirage thing

What killed the hype?

as an anime-only it's getting boring and repetitive

The real thing is of a very different genre, but yeah, the name is from a thing that actually exists.

With most episodes I had things that I didn't like. But this was great. Keep episodes like this coming and I'll have no trouble watching into second cour.

Superhero

Younger women like you

Gets BDSM

Men would've loved this

target demographic: shounen

shits on them and instead full of fujo pandering

there are very few real mysteries in the story and the vast majority of the story is a chapter-long gag that may or may not be employed in a dramatic fashion later. not much in the way of discussion for stuff like that, even though normies like it (but don't really think much of it after watching.) iirc the sket dance threads were pretty much the same way in the short time that was relevant here

I thought Shinohara could only get away if it's from WSJ originally. Ottoman is from Young Jump

shounen is actually a shoujo

everytime

When is my girl Nemu going to show up again?

The episode after the next one. Probably
Who the fucks know what Bibury is doing shuffling the later chapters into the early episodes

Dogs and Raindrops + related chapters is going to be 3-4 episodes, so you're looking at episode 10 or 11.

We might unironically get the beach chapter adapted early once Nemu becomes part of the main cast

Kanshi is the one who masturbates of the two. Must've been gross

Witch Watch gets a pass because is a shoujo

if this wasn't in WSJ and wasn't a shoujo i'm sure there'd be a comedy bit of finding his vast hag porn collection. Alas...

good episode

Our powerful and yet incompetent witch

Despite the time limit, Nico is surprisingly one of the more powerful witches in anime

based Otto-man

Nico excels at versatility but not so much in firepower hence her familiars

jews are funding it
and it will worsen profits only long-term
anime suits are just very short-sighted

Lmao at Otto-man.

this stuff is on netflix license

filtered

In two episodes. She'll cover episodes 10-13 ending the first cour

Holy shit you people are genuinely deranged

Netflix involvement

Color me surprised
Behind the curtains they could be secretly funding manga which later on would be adapted as anime with hate for men