JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 Volume 26 Storytime Continued

We're officially OUT of the Wonder of U chapters

Josuke is the first Jojo protagonist to have a pocket support (Yasuho), and he NEED her to even be able to do serious damage to anything

Yup, worst jobro.

I feel so safe now, thanks for reminding me

What the FUCK is this climax? Was Araki forced to rush an ending?

is this chapter going to be a condom ad?

Carriying Josuke beyond the grave with his schizotalk

He is going to heaven

TWENTY ONE MONTHS (plus breaks) OF CALAMITY
DID U RIKE IT

Wonder of U is over

HOW DARE HE HELPS HIS FRIEND

we're officially out of jojolion

implying he won't live forever in Josuke's brain rent free

copeanon...

Friendly reminder that even with Go Beyond Dolomite would still beat Josuke without Paisley plot on his side

Rai goes to hell

instantly gets sent to heaven because not even Satan can handle his schizobabble

They aren't even friends.

a flashback

What's gonna get retconned this time

My life is complete.

he was a jobro for like 2 chapters only

Well even if Go Beyond comes out of nowhere at least he can heal the Higashikata and Holly's curse for good.

Did I miss the chapter where Rai was revealed to be a spin master?

CANNOTBESEENCANNOTBESEENCANNOTBESEENCANNOTBESEENCANNOTBESEENCANNOTBESEENCANNOTBESEENCANNOTBESEEN

Without love it can't be seen.

Why does Rai even know about spin? Araki could have made him half Italian or Johnny met his ancestors and shit

Remember when Wonder of U could teleport?

THERE WAS ANOTHER ROCK INSECT

How the fuck is he able to do an exposition info dump straight inside Josuke's head as a corpse?

ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH ZIP-A-DEE-AY HAS NO WEAKNESSES

Why didn't he use this rock insect on Josuke from the start? Just throw it at him while he's in the chair

Remember Josuke can shoot bubble now because Paisley Park is giving Soft and Wet aimbot assistance from behind

Tooru is paranoid

Did Araki honestly think this was a good boss fight?

he thought WoU was done just because the chapter stopped counting

I'm giving Yasuho assistance from behind

A second rock insect has hit the threads.

Joshu...

Tooru has bugs in his asshole at all times

safety 1st

Shut up, Araki.

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Why would Pursuing do anything when [headcanon]

GIVE ME SOME ASSPULLS YASUHO THIS IS BASE YABBA DABBA DOO I'M UP AGAINST

I miss koichi (male)...

GO MY BEAR PAW COOKIES

I thought his stand was a person kneeling with their face on the grass and showing me their asshole for a moment.

Jotaro (classic)...

What are the music references of all these rock insects?

WoU likes bugs

Jobin likes bugs

WoU? Jobin's stand.

This part is boring where's Speedwagon

As a writer I cant stop eye rolling jojolion. I keep a story board ready to check for inconsistencies - and Araki allows himself to contradict him established logic like he is 12. Even same chapter can have injuries appearing and disappearing in between pages (rai rain droplet injury on right forearm)

I remember reading this for years after sbr, and I am still mad

Vented, thank you

De Do Do Do De Da Da Da by The Police and Obladi Oblada by The Beatles

youtu.be/G5CrU-r55Yo
And
youtu.be/9x5WY_jmsko

OBLADI OBLADA clears this Part btw

they're all the names of songs

doremifasolatido is a scale but it's also from the sound of music
de doo doo doo is the police
obladi oblada is the beatles

End this part already

My HERO BEASTbladi GODblada can DESTROY any carbonoid creature he's thrown against btw

Please update the rentry copypasta with everything left writerbro.

AND IF YOU WANT SOME FUN
TAKE OBLADI-BLADA

You guys aren’t ready for the third rock insect

As a Writer I find Jojolion fascinating to analyze because it's a good example of how poorly structured narratives can downgrade even very well written individual moments, not to mention how it's the perfect example as to why more screentime doesn't equal better characters

What would you do if instead of Obladi Oblada and Do Do Do De Da Da Da the rock insects were instead called Sting and John Lennon

And people used to unironically tell me the Spin is a good power system. It's so bad, probably worse than Hamon because it can do whatever the plot demands lmao

Imagine Jojolion in the hands of a competent writer, bros. It was wasted potential

going from Johnny vs Valentine to this has just been sad

It would be less goofy

meanwhile jodio is selling cocaine to random school children

All writers should read and analyze Jojolion 2bh.

Then they’d be Part 1 Jobber zombies instead of Part 8 filler insects

It even BTFOs Hamon in how many things it can do.

Nah, it's a decent to good power system.
It's way better than Hamon, and the fact that you try to say otherwise is pretty telling of your true intentions

I'm tired of Yasuho being a retard
I'm going to masturbate to porn of her to fucking show that stupid bitch

Selling drugs at 5 years old? No dignity.

Araki...

Next: Jousuke vs Tra-la-la Ding-ding-dong

Yasuho has no good porn

GOLDEN HEART OF MORIOH...

do whatever the plot demands

So could Hamon and multiple stands like GE, whitesnake, and PP.

actually, he was at most 5 years old while this was happening

he beatles

Unrelated but do boomers actually like the beatles? Is just what xxtentationxx is for zoomers but for the 60's

so instead of selling drugs he was setting a fire on a buss full of teenagers

You mean being molested by Dragona

yes? that's like asking if vietnam soldiers saw their friends get blown up

He was selling cocaine laced lollipops.

We must change that

The Beatles are literally good and if you try to pretend they suck you're just a disingenuous faggot who needs to learn what it means to be earnest about things.

why more screentime doesn't equal better characters

Yasuhoe is one of the biggest example of this, she's trash despite all the time araki wastes developing her backstory and her issues.

That happened way later.

So, what happens if Tooru wins?

Now, how will you deal with the second Rock Insect, Josuke?

you CAN'T send that

OH GOD WHOEVER IS READING DON'T OPEN THAT IMAGE

Literally where the fuck would Josuke be right now without Yasuho carrying the fuck out of him?

The most EVIL thing will happen
He uh....takes the plant away, Tsurugi dies (unless Mitsuba does the switch for her anyway at the wall eyes) and uh....that's it

What in tarnatiom

I shouldn't have tried to Pursue this spoiler...

HOT

I said this a lot of times during the SBR storytime, but I'll repeat myself just once.
Men with lipstick are fucking hot!

Holly and Tsurugi die, a secret society of New Rokakaka human sacrifices forms, Rock Humans become the new Rothschilds or something.

All the Anon Babble conspiracies become real but with riggers instead of jews

Drawanon will fix this.

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS?

Only Johnny.

*fentanyl-laced lollipops

Dead, Ojiro would have killed him

Now now let me change your dia~~per

Yasuho gets a new rock husband

He said good, not homosexual degeneracy.

So the winning condition in Jojolion

Josuke and Yasuho being present

Josuke will be the main damage dealer (only with Yasuho support)

There have to be another person, preferably a tank, to defend Yasuho while Paisley Park is giving Josuke support

Hey reddit

Surely this too is a calamity.

Based

AAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEE

I like futa but porn drawn in jojo style if fucking weird

I still don't get how spinning means they can exit reality but can very physically impact reality. I feel like Araki usually gives schizo explanations for this but nothing

Even though Jolyne lost, she still saved Emporio on the path to defeating Pucci. Even though Johnny lost to Diego and the race, he still stopped valentine and grew through his friendship with Gyro. What did Josuke accomplish?

Sucking Yasuho's cock.

this fight is so retarded

He killed minorities

It's not spinning, it's Josuke's bubble that make this possible. When something is "infinitely thin", then it fell into this Schrodinger area of existing and not at the same time

"The Spin can do that" has been the only explanation for most, if not all, of its feats.

He saved the rape goblin I guess

before this volume retconned Rai's speech by bringing in infinitely thin strings, the earlier explanation made more sense, that there's three kinds of bubbles: Actual bubbles, spinning strings that look like bubbles, and spheres made of nothing but pure invisible spin energy.
Spin energy isn't a physical "thing" that exists, it just imparts effects on things

Daya pussy and the primogeniture of the higashikata's

Go Beyond now have virtually infinite range, you only need to give Josuke and Yasuho's phone, and Josuke can shoot that shit anywhere Yasuho is at

Not even GER was half as unsatisfying as this

guys what is this a story about anymore

It's about breaking a curse anon.

JoJolion is a story about breaking readers.

Breaking a curse.

You now remember all the bullshit and strife and change Johnny had to undergo to reach Act 4 and even then, he still had to be riding a horse to use it.

I think its about a chemistry teacher with cancer in New Mexico?

breaking the curse of its serialization

slowly floats toward your direction

Yasuho screaming Josuke and Josuke came to aid her, as well as Josuke screaming Yasuho and Yasuho immediately came to assist him

this is the last volume right?

It's about the southern town of El Paso and how I fell in love with a Mexican girl

Reminder, Araki wrote a book on how to write manga after Jojolion

one more to go

He wrote it during.

No... there is another...

No adaptation can save this

Specifically about writing main villains too

fuck

Manga time is hyper compressed, it's not just a Jojo thing. Remember five Namekian minutes, or only four minutes passing between Dio sucking Joseph and Jotaro killing him and getting aboard the ambulance. This is all supposed to be taking place in a matter of seconds, and the fact it doesn't feel like that is more about the medium than any particular writer's foibles.

Guys, Hamon Beat says the story isn't even close to finished. Too many loose ends. There are 4 volumes left AT LEAST.

They can if they completely remove the arc and put something good in its place.

About senile old man, drawing manga for 40+ years and still treating it like a sloppy pet project despite millions of fans worldwide having hopes

Meta feeling of motherly abandonment

Things that needed to be add to make it semi passable. It basically has to turn into a new story

more Josefumi/Kira moments

Kei, Josuke, and Holly interactions

Tooru is introduced way earlier

Kaato doesn’t disappear after her appearance

Jobin’s death is less anticlimactic

better spin foreshadowing

more Tooru development

It can, it just has to pretend the manga ended at vitamin C

Araki realized he'd rather write stories about his self-insert solving supernatural mysteries in Italian villas.

It’s a shame, WoU had so many well drawn pages but they carry almost zero impact. The only the Elvis page did anything for me

The five Namekian minutes actually go reasonably fast in the manga to be tbqh. It's like, what, 8 chapters with very little dialogue? Jotaro was DIO was iirc not even 2 minutes and it was much longer;

Paisley Park: Soft and Wet Go Beyond

Wait so did paisley bring the bubble through the phone with her?

Just adapt Vitamin C as a short self-contained jojo spinoff and ignore everything else.

It WENT BEYOND

Yep, Paisley Park is literally what made this attack possible in the first place, Josuke's can't control these bubble, but PP can possess it and guided it
That is why I called it the first Stand fusion attack ever

Yasuho was what completed Josuke's ultimate attack

If he can retcon half the plot, retconning everything is not that bad. It was killer queen time reset fuckery, back to Kira and Josefumi, real jojolion starts. I would take that happily

the first Stand fusion attack ever

Silver Chariot plus Anubisbros...

In theory kino but they needed much more development for it to pay off.

Tooru appearing in Doobie Wah! and making Aisho get isekai'd would make it so much better you could make him appear with yasuho during Vitamin C when Damo starts babbling to Josuke about getting Rokakakas and even add him to the flashback of kira/josefumi to explaain the metals in kira's head after the 1st exchange

Jobin’s death is less anticlimactic

To be fair, being animated will make it more obvious he didn't die to the bleeding, but to when he fell over and the heavy plant pot pushed the tube through his heart and crushed his chest. The panelling failed to properly draw focus to that in the manga and instead gave him a 7 page bleed-out.

Because no one reads them to judge kek

Love is the fourth dimension.

Tooru appearing in Doobie Wah! and making Aisho get isekai'd

That did happen though.

The rock insect is unironically stronger than most Stand users, when you consider how much damage they inflicted on Josuke
He still have asbestos in his lung right now

HE ATE THE FRUIT??? THE FRUIT MEANT FOR MY MOMMY HOLLY???? HE ATE IT AAAA~~~~ALL UP??? YABBA DABBA DOOOO~~~OOOO

if your heart is wavering
do not pursuit

Remember when Rock Humans could use rokakaka with no side effects and thus don't need equivalent exchange? Me neither.

Isn't he just gonna get fucked by equivalent exchange?

Yasuho stop fucking reporting to Josuke and kill him

The new rockakaka makes the exchane with other humans though anon

all these speedreaders complaining about the fruit

it doesn't matter retards, rai already said go beyond can heal holly

Thats different fruit, new type. Thats the whole point. Cant believe I am protecting Araki and he is even consistent in this regard

Rai knows that because...

And he can break the Higashikata curse and surely that will all be relevant rather than delusional Raibabble so everyone can live happily ever after.

Who carried the MC harder, Gyro or Yasuho

A standless 14 year old girl was more competent than Yasuho btw.

Paisley Park-chan

I might unironically hate Yasuho more than I hate Tsurugi.

Definitely Yasuho. Gyro and Johnny's carrying of each other was more symbiotic

Yasuho definitely, Johnny can use Act 4 without Gyro, while Josuke NEED Yasuho to even make his ultimate useful at all

Lucy would've killed this guy by now

THE PHONE AIM THE PHONE AIM THE FUCKING PHONE HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU AIM THE FUCKING PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE INSTEAD OF DOING LIVE COMMENTARY ON ANYTHING HE DOES SO AIM THE P H O N E YOU ARE SO FUCKING USELESS HOLY SHIT YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU

Go Beyond interacting with Yasuho's phone was foreshadowed in the beginning of the part.

I hate women so much bros

Joshu deserved better

I concede jojolion is bad but I still had fun with it

I feel that “A Man Without Love” would be a more fitting name for Tooru’s stand than “Wonder of U” but what do i know

Araki made him too much of an unhinged sperg

Oh, for fuck's sake

Paisley Park, please aim the phone at Toru

You got it, boss

Yeah, he had that planned aaaall the way back. We believe it.

I should be watching death Battle now...

We all have our 'shit series we like's anon.

Name of the song has pursuit theme - wonder of you. It fits better honestly

Yasuho, easily. Johnny and Gyro took turns bailing each other out in SBR.

You thought this was over but the third rock insect hasn't even been revealed yet

Tooru understands his priority is the Rokakaka and not the fight

Josuke forgets his priority is Holly and not beating WoU

Tooru deserved to win

Is Caato showing up this volume?

Third rock insect lets goooooo

Nope. He did nothing wrong and is going straight to heaven

With my final breath, I release you….
Zippity Doo Dah…..

Well this arc sucked but hopefully the finale is good
There's like 4-5 big plot threads that need to be wrapped up. Hopefully they get a decent payoff

fighting game didn't update to have Josuke's ultimate attack involve Go Beyond and Yasuho

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

FUCKING ENTER

ENTER
LA GRANDE MADRE HIGASHIKATA

ENTER

WHO!?

ENTER

A NEW CHARACTER?

Tomorrow

Oh God no

She's literally telling her in the page you're replying to???

Because it would mean they have to animate another character

AaaaaaaaAASAAAAAAS MORE VOLUMES

I redrew a moment

Oh shit I forgot all about this bitch.

ENTER

Thanks OP.

ENTER

tomorrow is the final JoJolion volume

Thanks OP....

who?

Thanks OP
also ENTER

The TRUE FINAL VILLAIN reveals herself?!

Finale tomorrow, then? Not gonna lie, I just want this to end, worst final battle of the entire series by several magnitudes.

lol

Oh yeah, this woman.

GRANDMOTHER RETURNS, AMEN

Afterparty

Many did, anon

Sick

You are talented, I like you.

cute soft & wet

Thanks anon. This was a shaky volume.

He TANKED that

kino

Thanks OP, are you planning on doing JoJoLands up to the current point afterwards or a new manga after JoJolion? Thanks again.

i count

ZERO "eighty-nines" this volume (fifteen overall)

six "pursues," "pursuits," "pursuings," etc. this volume (forty-six overall)

sixteen "calamities" this volume (fifty-six overall)

seven "flows" this volume (nineteen overall)

Jodio is watching YouTube poop in his mom's tablet.

Rai also said it can end rape goblin's curse but it was Kaato who did that

Very nice.

Why Araki?

(raughs)

We're almost done with this shit...
Thank you, Bejita

was rai religious?

Yasuho

It is Paisley Park who is doing everything

for the love of god just let it end please

After 50 chapters she returns

Jojolion the TTRPG will save it. Trust

your bait doesn't work here
next time try the scaruffi pasta

I would be confused, since it's a paul song