You wake up in the MHA world with a random selected power from SuperPowers Wiki

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Father_God
I think I'd be a top prospect., if not nearly unstoppable.

that one guy who walks around class with his wings out

Actually top 500 as I realized I can control concrete around me and the city is filled with it.

Cementoss...

Holy shit I completely forgot about that guy, top 100 easily

What's my quirk? Fufufu, I'm glad you asked.

タード・ランガラー

The more tards I wrangle, the stronger I become. This also serves as my hero name.

I hate that these kinds of websites because rather than focusing on actual powers they just start listing every single fucking attack ever made by whatever shit they're a fanboy of just to get more hits from that series.

Im either typecasted as a supervillain, already dead, or more suited for working in a funeral home/church/detective than being a hero

these threads are retarded as they do nothing but farm easy replies from people posting their powers.

But when you teach a tard they're no longer a tard. Thus tards are a consumable, limited resource. You will have to live as an itinerant teacher, moving from one herd of tards to another in order to grow stronger.

Take a shower man

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nuclear_Manipulation
pass the exams with flying colors
expelled after making 'two bombs weren't enough jokes' in class

there are coincidences and there's a massive but why

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crimefighting_Mastery

1. Do you make it past the entrance exams?

Effortlessly

2. How well would you do in the Sports Festival arc?

I float everyone out of the contest and win gg no re

3. IF you manage to graduate what ranking would you end up in?

I forgot how the system works but this is top 10 tier, but would prefer to be in a supporting role

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Physics_Manipulation too powerful, wouldn't be able to contemplate the implications

yeah stop for a moment and tell me exactly what the fuck am I looking at, this isn't just her tongue but that wrapping around something.
I can't comprehend what am l looking at, they aren't kissing or licking each other, what is her tongue wrapping? a mass of flesh or something?.

tards are a consumable

Literal retards? In that case I'd become a regular teacher and teach both regular students and sped. Does UA have a sped course?

based

I think lil B (thank you based god) explained this image in his hit song "birth of rap"

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stick_Proficiency

>Entrance exam
Not at the UA but i could go be a low level jobber.

Sports festival

I'd stomp anyone without high-yield combat power like the icy boy or the bonebreaker or even Ida. So i guess top 20.

Ranking

Consistently on the brink of getting removed from the hero census for being a chump.

Toga copied Froppy's quirk and they're making out like the French do.

I think this is similar to Bakugo’s power
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energetic_Combustion

So I’d be in the top 3 atleast, top 10 definitely

thank you based god

What? A hero? Haha, don't be silly. I am but a humble event manager, I am also raking in 2 millions per event.

Wood Defense

Ain't a full Mokuton. Can't do much with just defensive. Could make it work though.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lunglessness

How does this count as a superpower?

no thats a disability

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Psychiatric_Prime
Autism is my superpower

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Life-Force_Manipulation
I‘d spend a week after entrance exams slaying poon and then I’d drop out and move to pakistan and restart the mongol empire (Dai Yuan)

btfo the entire cast

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Defense_Adaptation

I just win at everything and rank at 1.

vacuum empowerment

gain the strength of a vacuum

Awfully tempting to just kill people with this.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Retrocausality
I got some kind of causality power so I could probably get decently far. Im not sure how well I could take a punch from a super powered guy though. I also dont like the idea of being stabbed by stuff. Can I just use my power to influence the stock market and retire without a care? There's plenty of other folks who want to be punch and stabbed to I say let em.

Exclusive Movement

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Exclusive_Movement

What the fuck does this even mean? All my movements/attacks can't be replicated? This almost sounds like a reliable luck base power in that I have no idea what I'm doing but I can do it anyway. I can do insane trick shots with a gun or object and some great evasion skills. I can't tell if this an overpowered or underpowered ability. I don't see the limitations of this

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Empowerment
Ow the edge!
This power is completely useless against robots so no way I'm making it pas the entrance exams. Using these kind of superpowers would immediately mark me a villain so I lose any hope of ever becoming a hero.
Maybe if I work at a funeral service while hiding the true nature of my quirk, I might gain enough strength to still make it.