JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Volume 16 Storytime Continued

has been absent for ages.

What a chad

KINOOOOOO AMERICA FUCK YEAH

You calling me a... terrorist!?

MY FUCKING PRESIDENT
I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN

MY PRESIDENT ENTER

If you are having trouble with the highschool head
He's giving you the blues
You wanna graduate and not on his bed
This what you gonna do

I miss Jolyne...

What color should Valentine be?

Valentine.

Blonde with a pink suit

Red white and blue, as God intended

Blond with the pink suit
Anything else is awful

Pink suit blonde hair

Isn't in this part

!

blonde and green

blue suit silver hair

but

i know what i said

ENTER Harvey

ENTER

ENTER

HOLY FUCKING ENTER
MY FAVORITE STAND

ENTER
THE BEST MAIN VILLAIN STAND
DIRTY DEEDS
DONE
DIRT
CHEAP

My favorite stand design

ENTER

ENTER my other favorite villain stand

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

i bet some twitter retards will complain about this scene when this gets adapted

MOTHERFUCKING ENTER

IT'S TIME

MY.
FUARKING.
PRESIDENT.

ENTER
ENTER
ENTER
ENTER

a proper punch ghost in SBR

ENTER DIVORCE

Blonde hair
White shirt/jacket
Blue pants & gloves

pretty dumb stand design tbdesu

ENTER
KIRA'S STAND BUT BLUE AND TALLER?

ENTEEEEEEEEEER

DI FO SHI!!!

hOLY FUCK

ENTER BUNNY VALENTINE

Just ring 3-6 2-4 3-6 hey
I live a life of crime

DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRT CHEAP

That's what they always do. Nobody should care about what they have to say.

a tall blonde American exceptionalist isolationist

fuck, the fanbase is going to be fucking intolerable

ICONIC PAGE

FUAAAARK

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRTY CHEAP

MAXIMUM KILL 4 MINIMUM BILL

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP!

remember folks, Trump did take the first action and China followed in what he did

caring about what shitter has to say

ngmi, i dont drizzle myself in those twitterfaggotry posts, they will be screaming about muh america stuff

FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE

FUAARK

MOTHER
FUCKING
E N T E R
N
T
E
R

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

implying it isn't already

ENTER

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

ATROCIOUS ACTS AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE?

HOLY ENTER

YAY TIME FOR KINO!

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rabbitstand

ENTER THE BEST STAND DESIGN

Most american thing ever to have on your back is the flag itself

I kneel...i thought i've already met the most american character that's out there but he might take the cake
talking about soldier of course, he would be so damn invested in Valentine shenanigans

I love Lucy chapters

AMERICA FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
youtu.be/7R5A0pg4oN8

How the fuck will the anime adapt this.

would Soldier have been on Valentine's side to get him the Corpse Parts? what would his Stand have been?

Lucy's so pretty when she's crying and scared...

black screen asmr
with a 3d horse running in the corner

this is all Gyro's fault btw

Seeing how he's actually insane from lead poisoning and his patriotism is all he mostly lives for, yes he'd work for Valentine, since it would be an honor to work with the mfkin USA president...as for his stand, probably either an eagle or something related to his rocket jumping technique, maybe a stand that could make him travel very fast via jumping

both Johnny and Lucy chosen by Jesus

I'm starting to see it

wait, jesus has a stand and its an ultra mega chicken

thinks gyro is a red-blooded american cowboy

helps johnny and gyro defeat the terrorists

has no idea what a stand is

has no idea what the spin is

never even realizes the terrorists have any abilities at all

rationalizes things with unfounded assumptions about dinosaurs being native to certain parts of the country, etc.

never realizes who the corpse belongs to

thinks he's helping america and serving the president

remains oblivious to the fact that he's obstructing the president's plans

never realizes the president is a villain

What is the corpse's objective?

Lucy deserves a stress free life

wants to fuck like rabbits on top of a table

gets a rabbit Stand

Virgin pregnancy and birth is my fetish.

God...

bunny stand? cute

Jesus...

tfw me and God share a fetish

Jesus literally cucked Steel and Valentine

Bizarre manga

Jesus won.

those who wish to be cucked WIN

those who seethe about being cucked LOSE

Blasphemous thread.

mary was 14 when she gave virgin birth the jesus

lucy is 14 right now

ENTER a cool as fuck stand

takes first napkin

puts it back

takes it again

puts it back again

Red Hair, White and Blue Suit

The first proper punch ghost of Part 7.
In a Silent Way wasn't quite one.

It was, but it never actually punched anything before Johnny brained it.

here we go

Eventually, Magenta Magenta stopped thinking...

I really thought Magenta 2x will survive after Wekapipo encounter, like they would fight, he'd come back to his senses, retire and go his ways or somethig
honestly didnt deserve this fate

JoDIO will fish him out, proving his hopes right after all.

logically speaking someone has to have picked up Magenta after a while. He's just stuck in a riverbed in one of the biggest cities in America

All of a sudden, I get the funny feeling I've forgotten something...

*kero kero* If you forgot about it completely, it probably wasn't important. *kero kero*

You're right, little dinosaur. Come on. Let's go see if there's any geriatric trim to be had in Philly.

I dont get it

AAAAAAAAAAH ENTEEER

To be continued! See you tomorrow!

writes down "Stupid wop retard" on a notepad

"Gooo~ooood! Good joke there, Gyro! Really well-done delivery!"

Thanks, DB Anon.

Good guy Johnny.

These scenes are soulful and makes me wish had more of them in the previous parts

What the fuck is this, legitimately incomprehensible this time

love these retards so much bros
Thanks OP

Hag lover Diego my beloved

Thanks anon. Volume 16 notes:

I love horror movies more than eating a good three meals a day. The cheaper and more B-tier they are, the more I love them. I watch these movies with the utmost respect for them, and their cinematic vision somehow gives me a sense of ease. However, there are some elements of horror movies that I can never agree with:

1: Whenever one of the characters try to call someone on their cell phone, they either have no service or the battery is dead.

2: Even though a character only has a limited number of bullets, they get trigger-happy during the worst times and then run out of bullets when they need them most.

3: When the camera slowly zooms in on a character's back, but no one's there when they turn around. What's the point of using that camera technique if no one is there?! I... I can't forgive that. I want them to go and stand under a waterfall.

wekapipo was getting shot and and lucy was being raped during this

I'm glad that volumes are consistently good now.

MY HERO Johnny is such a compassionate guy for tagging along with a mentally retarded Italian.
Thanks for the dump OP

after we are done with the race hes going to a mental hospital

oh wow that was totally cool gyro ahahaha

YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE JOKE

YOU LAUGHED AT HIM MAKING A STUPID FACE

cheers matey

Gyro, funnier and more likable than every other JoJo protagonist

Thanks OP.

The closest I can think of is Polnareff, Joseph and Oingo in the car together and you get a good feel for the kind of shenanigans they (and Jotaro) get up to when not under attack. It did help the crusaders feel like they were a group that bonded.

Thanks for dumping, anon.
Johnny's reaction always kills me kek.

Even though a character only has a limited number of bullets, they get trigger-happy during the worst times and then run out of bullets when they need them most.

Araki, Johnny literally does this all the time.

Can't tell if Johnny is being sarcastic here

t.Johnny

Gyro being oblivious to Johnny's sarcasm is the best part of these gags.

Thanks OP

Lucy was raped for this

Magenta was Kars'd for this

Thanks OP

hmm...i still have yet to read jojolands

He always is

I completely understand and relate to Gyro’s joke.

thts part of the joke

Narancia...

Okay, Johnny's definitely being sarcastic here kek.
Thanks for the dump, anon. These past few volumes have been really good.

Yes. I like the funny faces.

You just know if Johnny told these dumb jokes, Gyro would slap him and call him a retard

chapter is 8 pages long

Gyro's opera joke was actually funny

now here we are

how did his sense of humour actually get worse?

This was his funniest joke so far

brain damage from all the injuries.

These jokes probably make more sense in Japanese

: Whenever one of the characters try to call someone on their cell phone, they either have no service or the battery is dead.
Baby Face.

2: Even though a character only has a limited number of bullets, they get trigger-happy during the worst times and then run out of bullets when they need them most.

Johnny, somewhat.

3: When the camera slowly zooms in on a character's back, but no one's there when they turn around. What's the point of using that camera technique if no one is there?! I... I can't forgive that. I want them to go and stand under a waterfall.

Tusk Act 3, and probably many other examples.

I want to safe Magenta, he's cute and better with jokes (cause they're actually funny)
God took the wrong comedian

This shit is why Jesus will never give you a Stand, Gyro.

Never recovered from Johnny and Ringo breaking his brain.

Thanks OP.

Jolyne's horniness was better and Joseph is in a higher plane of existence all to himself.

Imagine waiting a month for this back then

Diego's joke was better desu

God took the wrong comedian I hope gyro dies painfully for making one funny joke

Johnny doesn’t deserve a friend like Gyro

Johnny...

lol fatass

It was funny but let's not pretend that was above an 8 year old's mind.

sugar mountain spring was evidence that gyro is a little kid at heart so this tracks.

holy spirit...

Thanks for dumping.
Even more kino tomorrow.

He actually wrote that shit down

Thanks OP!

He never is

loves shitty b moves

Explains his writing.

very good!

Awesome! It was totally cool

it seemed like a really happy week, like, you started to lose track of time!

This is cute

Loud equals funny, but in manga format.

Yes he does, Johnny is extremely supportive of his retarded friend.