The One Who Will Take The First Napkin.
Jojo afterparty thread
no penis
KWAB.
Reminder that he was cucked by a 14-year-old girl.
Presidents don’t look like this
How did he get so fucking shredded? I need his plan.
DI FO SHI!
MINE DOES
i want drawanon to make an art of "God took the wrong comedian" and it's anons crying for Magenta Magenta
What did we learn today?
if you don't molest the 14 year olds god will
That God will cuck you out of having sex with 14yo petite woman and make her have a virgin birth while on the other side of the city, two gays are fighting and God took the wrong comedian...
Gyro's jokes are funny
God took the right comedian
Man, SBR volumes are really short. Some of the later ones have only 160/170 pages. I think 48 episodes should do it.
I entirely missed buff valentine
I didn't get Gyro's joke, bros
You can stick to things upside down like a cockroach with enough KAKUGO.
Hey one of my friends voiced this shitpost pic. Enjoy
vocaroo.com
To be fair you have to have very high IQ to understand Gyro and Johnny.
Yup, that's my fucking president.
What is Jesus trying to achieve in this story?
愚かなアノン、日本のジョークが分からないのですか？
He just wants his body to be put somewhere safe.
Kek nice.
i mean its almost 1000 pages longer than any previous part excluding PB and BT
so 48 or 52 is the sweet spot...i dont think there will be 60 episodes...also
SBR gets announced
It's Netflix release.....
it's 12 episodes per year..............................
your reaction?
Enough posturing, post the raws.
Volume notes
tomorrow confusion
time for chocolate disco and who the hell shot johnny
my hero and everybody
Who shot Johnny feels needlessly confusing only in retrospect because Araki ended up changing D4C’s ability.
What a fucking amazing shot of D4C
Yeah, I am ready for Gyro's best fight.
I find it a tiny bit funny that Valentine almost screwed himself out of Jesus's head by raping Lucy and taking her virginity.
Given how honestly, reasonably competent the rest of the president's henchmen were, I'm looking forward to revisiting this guy. The only thing I remember about this whole volume is pure confusion.
Reminder the napkin rant isn't schizobabble it's 100% accurate to human nature and societies. People just follow whoever does something first.
makes more sense then TMW
daughter mandated stand battle tomorrow
It's the monkey ladder experiment, but people napkins
ZAMN, the president looks like THAT?!
And accurate to stand metaphysics.
It's schizobabble because no one puts that much thought into fucking napkins except weirdo aristocrats.
Valentine was 100% right on this and it's huge.
Also in general the corpse part thing is basically a biblical parallel to what the Israelites got while being in God's good graces, it's a very compelling sort of narrative piece.
he achieved this in two months!?
The first guy to post Farnsworth is the one who really took the first napkin.
peasant scum.
The napkin can be considered analogous to stands in general, I think. Stand users have a higher napkin priority than non stand users, which is why stands can only be damaged by other stands in most cases.
And something like Requiem, which is on a level above even other stands to the point where other stands can't possibly compete, has a higher napkin priority than even normal stand users.
Being a stand user means you're a naturally more important person than non stand users in the grand scheme of the universe and have a higher "spiritual gravity". But Jesus is the most important person and has the highest spiritual gravity.
This whole week is gonna be filled with good fights.
I'm gonna need a diagram explaining the interactions between FATE, GRAVITY, LUCK, PLUCK, RESOLVE, DARK DETERMINATION, and HUNGER.
I like that the acquisition of the Holy Corpse has merit outside the scope of Love Train.
Like even if stands and Jesus powers weren't present, Valentine's speech holds true in context of a religious crusade.
missed pregnant nun HP because of Axl
Sadge.
My fucking PRESIDENT.
What font was the Viz print?
Don't forget CURSES, CALAMITY, and MECHANISMS.
Fate, calamity, miracles, and mechanisms all fall under luck.
Kakugo, fighting spirit, hunger, and dark determination all fall under pluck.
Gravity is what links those two forces.
The greater your pluck is, the higher your "spiritual gravity" is. Or in other words, the more important you are in the grand scheme of the universe.
If you have high spiritual gravity, then fate will begin to revolve around you and you'll have greater luck. But be warned, because your luck can be temporary. It's very possible that luck is carrying you through smaller victories because your destiny was a bigger, more significant defeat. Which is the case for most villains and also Jolyne.
Spiritual gravity is also what determines your ability to obtain a stand.
This is why the virus from the stand arrow grants you a stand. Because the virus attacks your body, and you need to overcome it. Some people are only weak because they've never really been tested, but can rise to the occasion when push comes to shove. Rising to the occasion increases your spiritual gravity.
This is also why carrying a corpse part grants one. Because Jesus has incredibly high spiritual gravity, to the point where even carrying just a small part of his corpse makes you a main character of the universe.
DARK DETERMINATION and RESOLVE are momentary versions of PLUCK and HUNGER
GRAVITY is the relation between you and other people while FATE is the ultimately how the universe itself twists itself to reach a predetermined outcome
RESOLVE and HUNGER are one and the same; they come from PLUCK, but if you also have killing intent you get DARK DETERMINATION instead.
FATE is the general course of history as determined by the GRAVITY between Stand Users. With enough RESOLVE or HUNGER you can defy FATE and make your own LUCK, but only at great personal cost.
Noted.
KEK saved
How is Johnny somehow the funniest Jojo?
the power of CUNNY
Opinions on the Steel-Lucy retcon?
will the anime go with this version lf the story instead if what we see in the beggining of SBR?
he reflects the viewers reaction
venn diagram out of all the schizoid stuff in jojo
someone make it please
captcha: 2000
weird
Why would they go with the first retconned version? This one isn't even from a real chapter, it's an extra.
His sarcasm compliments Gyro's shitty jokes excellently.
It's not about the napkins, that was just an analogy he was using to explain his point since he was right next to a table
I know. That's just such a shit example that Valentine reaches the schizobabble threshold.
Whoops didn't mean to tag.
retardbro...
Valentine bleeds red white and blue, what about you?
Do we know Funny's party, vice-president and the states he won?
Just the regular green, nothing to brag about.
Holy based.
Its entirely wrong.
In the business world, there's a classic saying that you want to be the [First to be Second in Line].
The guy that does everything first most commonly fucks up massively for it or misses a lot of what is later obvious and important.
Being the second in line gets you to the destination quicker, because someone else made all the mistakes that you can now dodge with ease, and all your good ideas are now twice as valuable as before. And you can see whether they were onto something at all.
The second in line, is the one that usually wins the hardest.
Make the blue lighter and the hair blond and that's how I would color Valentine. D4C would be white with gold detailing, maybe blue eyes
I pray that choccy disco's introduction gets dubs.
Based schizoscholar
In the business world
Hylic opinion, post discarded, return to the Demiurge post-haste
God loves the rich.
The pleroma is sheathed in gold.
Ties into how Gyro is pretty uninvolved in the actual corpse plot over the course of the story and hasnt got a stand. He really is a side charavter in the best way possible, only concerned with winning the race to save Marco.
Luck is driven by Fate, your luck in the form of good fortune and unexpected or unpredictable events going in your favor and success is guided and arbitrated by Fate.
Pluck/Resolve/Determination is the force of your personality to persevere regardless of Fate being on your side and your general willpower. Your willingness to do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.
These end up interacting through gravity, where those with greater pluck are controlled and guided by luck towards Fate's determined end for them. The stronger your pluck, the greater gravity you have to draw others into your orbit, and the greater importance Fate puts on you and the more luck you have going your way to its destined end.
Note, that just having a lot of pluck doesn't mean that Fate is going to side with you.
It just means that you'll be more instrumental in its conclusion. Bruno from Part 5 had a massive amount of pluck, but that only meant that he'd have an integral role in the final battle for the Arrow, not that he'd survive it as the victor.
No.
That is either Joseph or J4suke.
His reactions to everything are just hilarious.
His expressions, airhead moments, and constant misunderstanding of what accounts for terrorism are all charming
Funny Valentine will be Pink suit and Blond hair
because the anime always seems to go with the Shueisha colors for the main antagonist
on that note pink Giorno is quite understandable in retrospect because that was one of the most used colors Araki drew him as
I'm saddened by how Johnny stopped calling everything "terrorist" since Ringo.
FATlentine must have been suffering from a heart attack and switched with a slimmer version of himself.
Who’s Gyro’s love interest?
That dead hot Prisoner.
Does there need to be a guy with a fate worse than death in each part? Araki is making me sympathetic.
why does he have wide child bearing hips
Johnny
asking this when it's clearly Johnny
There's a reason his arc ultimately has him growing to love Johnny enough to die for him
the ultimate "fuck you" to Gregorio is Gyro getting sentimental enough to die for someone and be content with it
Pottery
Can we get a Lucy nipple count?
There must have been a dozen panels with them at least
Gyro and Marco died, Gregorio is alive and retired with his hot wife
Who is the really winner here?
not fujo or gay
but it's johnny
Gregorio loses his son whom he was trying to teach for years
I doubt he's okay with this
we have to live in a world where the Part 3, 6,and 7 adaptations got fucked hard while 5 received all the TLC in the world
I don't think you need to be a fujoid to say they're both each other's love interests in a sense.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (いともたやすく行われる えげつない行為, Itomo Tayasuku Okonawareru Egetsunai Kōi), originally True Power, Part 2 (真の力, Shin no Pawā 2) in the UJ release, is the 62nd chapter of Steel Ball Run and the 814th chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga.
This content comes from JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia (jojowiki.com), and must be attributed to its authors if you are using it on another wiki or web page, as specified in the license.
I wonder if the reference went over Jap readers' heads at first
Back then they did.
None of them were that fit
Everything would be sorted out; Funny Valentine from alternative universes have different powersets. That would explain D4C being different later on, but he went with ''Funny Valentine is badass'' It broke consistency because he wanted to be cool
What's up with the volumes having different chapter titles from the original releases?
erm ackshually it's all consistent if you know what Araki thinks about multiverses
Likely to keep weekly readers hooked. Don't ask me why he still does it for monthly titles.
I think it was necessary to explain why he married her and didn't just adopt her if he wasn't gonna fuck her.
Johnny has become the terroist himself
It's like the famous saying, you become what you hate.
Nah, Johnny is funnier
Pluck is narrative importance.
Luck is narrative favor.
Joseph and Kira are high luck, high pluck.
Bruno and Jolyne are low luck, high pluck.
Pocoloco is high luck, low pluck.
Random NPC's who exist just to die are low luck, low pluck.
Virgin Mary is generally reckoned as being 14 when she was pregnant with Him
There is no source for that. Also in the bible after Mary discovers she's pregnant she travels alone to her older cousin who is also pregnant (which was considered a miracle too because she got pregnant at an older age). I don't think joseph or her parents would allow Mary to travel alone that far if she was only 14
They all have gun though.
He made it to the end of his terrorist arc once he reached the conclusion that both America and the race itself is the terrorist and left it at that.
He was planning to give birth to Jesus himself if necessary.
This is also why he married a lesbian who never enters his bedroom. To protect his virginity.
That 14 year old temptress almost ruined everything by trying to trick him into raping her, but thankfully everything worked out in the end.
IIRC he basically implies this during the fight with Valentine
Gyro, WE'RE the bad guys!!
Maybe the real terrorists were the friends we made along the way.
Still not over Civil War, this fight was brutal
Are you saying I'm going to become a 'Jojolion' someday?
Not just you but all of us.
Also this was funny
Johnny just throws learning materials away
Most accurate portrayal of an American
Other accounts of jewish practices in those days say that the plausible age Mary would have been pregnant was closer to 15 or 16 years old. But again, there is no biblical source. 16 still sounds better than 13 of 14. Pedos love to use that argument for some reason. In reality, in older times girls used to develop later than now. For example, the average onset of menstruation for girls in 1800s was age 17. Now it's 12 or 13... yet pedos love to claim that "in the distant past it was very common for 13 year olds to give birth!". Maybe it was common for patriarchal pedos to marry 13 year olds, but it was definitely not common for 13/14 year olds to have periods and being able to get pregnant and give birth.
how is it a fate worse than death?
the average
Doesn't know what average mean, doesn't know why sweet sixteen and quinceañeras exist, follows sola scriptura . . . KWAB
Eventually gives no concrete time (could be hundreds of years) and his soul will never pass on if he doesn't think to deactivate his invulnerable stand.
Death is a mercy.
Not being able to die and no one being able to find you on top of self imposed medical brain death is a fate worse than death
You become nothing more than a comatose patient unable to do anything but watch the world move without you
retarded celebrations and traditions in patriarchal societes are more important than facts and human development
Yes. Now stop asking questions or else you'll be the next guy.
HE didn't deserve that
FUCK YOU ARAKI
My mom should have traced this. She kept EVERYTHING
i'm about 3/4 done with the video
If we're getting into this then we might as well mention that the virgin marry is a mistranslation as the original hebrew word to describe her meant young woman
This also goes with the details about how Mary came from a poor family and her family did odd jobs, one of which was prostitution
Talmud hatefic isn't canon to SBR, only Catholic and Mormon tradition
what is bro cooking
Tenacity, he carries the will of the Joestars
It isn't really a shit example, it's perfectly fine in the sense that it's a scenario where people will be compelled to follow the leader's action. The schizobabble meme is funny but the napkin thing makes perfect sense
I'm more talking about in general
Despite Araki using it, even mormon lore has some holes in it
Not every character needs a love interest.
He'll get dug out eventually. He might even start a cult too. Has a lot of time to meditate.
original arameic language in which New Testament was written is somehow "Talmud fanfic"
Neck yourself, american. Your education system is so poor. I was taught about the "virgin" mistranslation in high school in my literature class when I was 16
Reminder that touching little girls is the SVRverse's equivalent to killing dogs.
This "gravity".....
erm ackshually my youth propaganda program debunked that!
Ya gonna cry about the patriarchy some more now?
The first person to do something also being unfamiliar with it (and thus having the chance to fuck it up) doesn't diminish the importance of being the first person to do that thing. That person commands an authority that the second person will not by virtue of being the first, and if they're smart about it, they'll be the first and only person. Valentine was right, even if it isn't fully applicable in intricate situations like business or the sciences.
There's nothing stopping anyone at the table from taking the opposite napkin until they're too late.
What is the relationship between Jotaro's hair and his hat?
aramaic
The New Testament was almost entirely originally composed in Greek.
Mark, Luke, and John were certainly so. Matthew probably.
I miss Jolyne
Honestly, I can't think of a bigger turn off than consent.
What do you think of Araki's claim that Joseph had Hermit Purple even back in part 2 but that we just couldn't see it?
Looking back, Jolyne is a good Jojo stuck in a shit part
Not every character needs a love interest
True, but Gyro's is Johnny
Would explain how the red stone got into his hand
If someone is discovered to have broken napkin symmetry at the table, etiquette demands that that person be hunted with hounds and guns.
Depends on how it's packaged
It's not about winning harder, the first person ends up setting the standard. The second person might do it better but ultimately its decided by the first
That's like saying there's nothing stopping anyone from ripping their clothes off in public and raping the nearest person. Social and legal pressure stops them from doing it, the same way a person COULD take the opposite napkin at a dinner table and fuck things up for everyone else irrationally at the risk of making themselves look like an idiot because they've inconvenienced everybody else in spite of being shown how not to
I would punch him in the face and tell him to make Joseph's stand cooler instead of this retarded weak vine shit
What prompted you to do this?
Are you really comparing public nudity and a felony to a napkin?
the same way a person COULD take the opposite napkin at a dinner table and fuck things up for everyone else irrationally at the risk of making themselves look like an idiot because they've inconvenienced everybody else in spite of being shown how not to
I've done things like this not fully intentionally because I'm autistic. Autists are the next step in human evolution. Autistis and schizos go against the order established by the demiurge and they are less prone to programming of all kind. That's why the government targets us
Rank them.
I'm saying that they both present an unspoken social order and a violation of that order. Yes, one is more dramatic than the other, but the point is that every sane or non-autistic person will just not violate that established social order.
In Valentine's analogy he specifically calls out that the person taking the first napkin can't just be anyone, but would need to be respected and admired by everyone there.
If some kid took the wrong napkin, he'd just get yelled at for not getting table ettiqute, but if Valentine, the President, took the napkin at a dinner, everyone else would be forced to follow because his decision demands respect equal to his position.
It's why he brings up Jesus despite claiming it to be hypothetical. He's taking the first napkin by collecting the Holy Corpse for America, and every nation will just have to watch and follow because the body of Jesus Christ and the President of the United States demand global respect.
Gyro is revealed to be half Japanese at some random point
SBR instantly becomes the most liked part in Japan
Johnny...
Pucci>Dio>Kira>Diavolo>Kars
Yeah, that's true. I was speaking in the context of the napkin already being taken by Valentine and then someone taking the opposing one anyways. There's no reason to do it and you'll just make a fool of yourself
Diavolo>Doppio>Kira>Pucci>>>>Kars>>>DIO>>>Valentine
In terms of how much I want to fuck them
Johnny is the type of guy that doesn't need to try to be funny to make others laugh because he naturally is.
Pucci > Kira > Valentine > DIO > Diavolo > Kars
It's so much more dramatic it's in a different league. No one sane is going to react negatively to a napkin. It's a benign fumble that isn't anyone's fault.
Sexxxx
Kars > Dio > Kira > Diavolo > Pucci
Writing
Pucci > Kira > Dio > Kars > Diavolo
My enjoyment
Dio > Kira > Pucci > Kars > Diavolo
Valentine>Pucci>Dio=DIO>Kira>Diabolo
They won't react negatively externally, but depending on how high-profile the environment is, they absolutely will think less of you internally.
It's a benign fumble
Doesn't really matter, people will use any opportunity to elevate their opinion of themselves relative to others
Which one would fish out magenta magenta?, jodio or howler?
Weirdo aristocrats will do that. Well adjusted human beings won't think anything of it. That's what makes it schizobabble.
Well adjusted human beings won't think anything of it.
You'd be surprised at the shit people fixate on. But yes, again, it's mostly a high profile thing. It isn't schizobabble because it's still documented human behavior even if it isn't relevant to the life of the average joe. Valentine is a high profile individual and it makes perfect sense in his context
Diavolo/Doppio > Kars > DIO > Pucci > Kira
What makes you put Kars above Kira, Dio and Pucci anon? Just curious
Dio>Pucci>Diavolo>Kars>Kira
Maybe some sewage company. Magenta is probably a minor celebrity by then.
He's using a way too specific case to make an extremely broad point. It'd be as out there as Pucci bringing up mushrooms if he wasn't literally in front of a table at that moment.
I can imagine this "chapter" being the part before the OP, but it would be funny if it was used as an omake.
Valentine is using it as an example to explain what he's trying to do with the Holy Corpse. He wants it because in theory anyone who gets the entirety of the corpse can take the First Napkin, since Jesus Christ's body has powers and history that demands the respect of whoever can harness it.
Pucci>Dio>Valentine>Diavolo>Kars>Kira
He could've just started with the railway tracks and whatnot.
I like how he defeated Lisa Lisa.
in my eyes it is a sort of death as he "stopped thinking". though it is up for interpretation what exactly that means.if he was pulled out of the water thousands of years later do you think he would even notice?
Anons who don't understand how social dynamics work
Anons who don't understand how averages work
SBR really did bring the best and the brightest here huh
as soon as I sent this message I realised he cant be interacted with so forget that last line of text
We are all johnny
the government is literally a terrorist who tagrets non conformists like autistic people with "social dynamics" propaganda and other bullshit like that
Yeah I'm NOT buying this
Please let him be pink
I want to squeeze him but not too hard
We're not dumbasses like Johnny here. I haven't screamed my Italian boyfriend's name in at least 15 minutes, terrorist.
Going from Scarlet to Lucy is a massive upgrade.
It's time to change your diaper Johnny
Valentine…
I think I know why Dio wanted Jonathan's body.
His cock is super awesome.
erina...
I still prefer Joseph's cock because I want to be manhandled and I think Jonathan would be too pure and vanilla to manhandle someone in bed (not that there's something bad about it). Anyway Joseph's cock in my mouth
yo yo ma
Pucci>Kira>DIO>kars>diavolo
That dirty fucking wop tried to defend his life work against a true hafu hero, it's deserved *raughs* sorry!
Fuck you Araki bossu deserved better.
So how 'big' is Varntine?
Careful with that, I wished for blue suit giorno and got pink
Bossu had a hard life.
What's the file size limit?
Nobody posted classical music while this sperg spit fight happened
What a shame youtu.be
KNEEL
Over 4MB
How would president Funny Valentine handle the Cuban missile crisis?
Original "Diavolo's Epilogue" OVA will free Bossu from his eternal suffering. Trust the plan.
Official colors btw
Use D4C to replace Fidel Castro with an alternate version that he can control
ICL TS is a banger FR.
This is a fanart, if anyone is wondering.
Me from yesterday:
"Wow, there sure is a severe lack of Lucy emojis!"
Volume 16:
:civilwar;
Civil War confirmed he doesn't wear diapers, his pants conform to each cup of his fat ass and you could see his dick
No bully
Johnny canonically shits his pants
Daily reminder most paraplegics have no control over bowel and bladder movement. I hope spin can somehow remove piss and shit from his pants
The spin can control his BMs
Does the suffering end? Or does it merely transform?
the fucking magenta magenta face down in the snow emoji is one of the most pointless and confusing ones in this entire list.
D4C is a shitty song. Every ACDC song sounds the same.
Here are your Johnny colors
This is the story of how I learned to control my bowel movement again
This is a story about breaking ___wind
Fucking use the spoiler tag for images
That's part 5
FATE is Destiny.
- GRAVITY is a subset of destiny that relies on
"coincidence" to bring events together.
- LUCK is a positive subset of both.
PLUCK/RESOLVE/DARK DETERMINATION/HUNGER are the same thing but with different skins of the Human Spirit.
Depending on your point of view, you can think that Human Spirit builds FATE or is a slave to FATE, re-read Sleeping Slaves and think about it.
don't ever post this unsightly image again, anon...
This is not a storytime thread, I understand spoiling in storytimes, but extending this to afterparty threads is retarded
So what exactly happened to Okuyasu's dad when Dio died? I get that he turned into a lumpy turtle man because he had a fleshbud in his head, but why did it do that? He didn't turn into a vampire like Vanilla Ice did after getting his blood, nor did it kill him like it did Enya, so what's even going on there?
Looking back, Jolyne is a good Jojo stuck in a good part that had the misfortune of being followed up by the best part and got a shit adaptation.
Nothing is stopping them the same way nothing is stopping anyone from breaking society's norms.
But if you take the left napkin when Valentine took the right, you will be recognized as a deviant because you've broken the standards set before you.
More people than not will fall in line, and that's what sets the pace of the world.
One of my favorite fights in the whole series.
I would love if they move it to before Sugar Mountain.
This is such a wrong statement on so many levels, it's even hard to unravel this ball of wrongness
Maybe it was an extra failsafe, in case someone got the idea to save their budded friends or family. You can kill Dio, but your father will suffer a fate worse than death.
Why was he such a pussy?
They should pause the rape scene, cut to this, and then resume the rape scene.
has he said dojyann yet
No, not yet
Keep seeing FATE where you're bullied or hurt
JoJo universe HATED him
I think Jonathan would be too pure and vanilla to manhandle someone in bed
Well then it's a good thing some impure and un-vanilla owns Jonathan's dick.
I'm sure andrew Jackson and George Washington were
I think Mr. Nijimura just had a regeneration stand or something and it interacted poorly with the flesh bud.
Wait until CALAMITY shows up
I'm still not entirely convinced it really is MM and not some overworked intern randomly coloring the emoji.
Gyro has big dick energy.
Johnny has little dick energy.
Valentine has average dick energy.
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!!!
I just hope they keep it in the anime
Johnny is such a good friend
Any of you niggas actually reading JoJo for the first time in here?
Most people are sleeping slaves to fate.
Boingo is also a slave, but he has the misfortune of being awake.
Johnny is for bottoming to both boys and girls.
Kira
Pucci
Kars
DIO
Diavolo
Valentine is second best.
Fuck Toru, dead last.
A few of them were
I don't see why they would cut it, it doesn't have to do with anything but it's still technically a chapter.
tfw I have that one specific tic like my mom and I talk like my dad and I'm super stingy like my grandfather
AAAAAAA HOW DO I ESCAPE MY FATE
Abraham Lincoln was 6'4, ~185 lbs, and was a pro wrestler with ~300 wins and 1 loss.
I fucking love Johnny, bros
That's not really fate, man. That's just genetics
I watched P1-3 Anime when it first aired. Had previously read a little of the manga back in the dark ages of scanslations (P1 ch 1, P5 vol 1). I caught the Strength dump earlier but became a regular reader starting in the last Part 4 volume weird start, I know.
I've been debating whether to read the previous storytime dumps or just read them on some reader site.
So what will become of Soundman's tribe now that he's dead or in another dimension?
casino
It is entirely dependent on who you're keeping company whereas societal norms always apply.
Your personality is mostly genetics and your personality, next to looks, dictates your life. Genetics is literally your fate
First time reading part 5-6 with good scans.
I read JoJo when Duwang was all we had on Part4 and we had dogshit quality on almost everything else.
In effect yes but I wouldn't call the actual process by which hereditary traits are passed onto offspring "fate" even if those traits dictate one's fate. You can't escape the genetics you inherit but you can choose to act against whatever influence they have on you
Definitely cap. Probably paid people to lose.
Will the OVA ever be properly remastered?
The websites have way lower quality scans for previous parts.
I need Yuki Kaji and Shinichiro Miki back bros. I don't think I can stomach anyone else voicing Gyro and Johnny...
This is based.
There is nothing more messed up than the mind of a fujo
Tell me about Jotaro's job.
Sounds like cope
This nigga almost got his whole cock out, wtf???
Except hetero gooners are a million times worse
I mean, it makes sense. Sendo literally means 'Way Of The Hermit'.
Silence scrotum
This doesn't look too bad imho.
I have a sneaking suspicion we might get Suwabe for Gyro
We are getting Kenjiro Tsuda and Natsuki Hanae.
Who should play Johnny, Gyro, Diego, and Valentine in the English dub?
He studies star fish and then makes text books about them
Kind of him to entertain Gyro's ramblings.
in the English dub?
Probably the same twelve guys that do every union dub.
I was going to say that the VA's usually don't get to voice two characters (Suwabe already did Abbacchio), but it turns out he was also Terence T. Darby in Stardust Crusaders.
Maybe Yuki Kaji will return to voice Johnny.
Kek.
What is the in universe explanation of DIO having a better death than Bossu despite being more evil
For me it's Lucy x Johnny, sad he ended with a gook
Shut up Steel.
This is what would happen if DIO and Diavolo ever fought BTW. The world is actual time manipulation. KC is just clairvoyance and making people forget.
...in bizarro world.
The guy that did Avdul's voice also voiced George Joestar.
Doesn't matter.
The World's movements would still fall within Epitaph's foresight and Diavolo could skip them freely.
me too and look what happened to the bloodline after that, it went to the shitter
He's just in it for the lulz.
Johnny getting with a gook gave us Dragona, so I'm not upset in the slightest.
He was a cheating lil fag who abused the FATE mechanic
DRAGona
Araki is going to forget hes male, mark my words
Kenjiro Tsuda
Oh please no, I'm so tired of hearing him
Drag-on-a Joestar
hehehe. Will dragons have anything to do with guy btw or did Araki name him that for no reason?
>Anons who don't understand how averages work
sounds like terrorism to me
What part of marine biologist don't you understand?
Bro last chapter they interrupted Howler to tell him that she is a dude (male) with a benis and then Howler misgendered him as a woman
Jodio being the one who always brings it up is the funniest part. It's a miracle he hasn't told Usagi yet, considering how the guy keeps trying to hit on Dragona.
MAYBE he won't be Gyro but I can see him being Ringo, Blackmore or Wekapipo.
Usagi’s gonna betray the group when he finds out
Hope Shinobu ended up pregnant from Kira after DIU ended
Name one thing Araki has actually forgotten so far (that he didn't purposely retconned)
Canon
14-year old girl fucks your wife
try to impregnate the 14-year old
Jesus beats you to it
Being Valentine is torture.
Jodio definitely asked everyone to never correct Usagi, as a prank.
This is the video I think of whenever I read that scene. I'm glad someone posted it.
Johnny would've been friends with Magenta. Johnny's a good boy.
Usagi will be a bi-chad :bi_flag: so he won't care
Gyro getting jealous over Johnny actually laughing at Magenta's jokes
Would love to see that.
He lost his mind when Johnny lightly defended HP, the seethe would be astronomical if Johnny liked Magenta
There's bi people who won't date transgenders
Just went back and checked. There weren't that many. Araki mostly covered them with fabric, hands, or hair, even though Lucy's top was pretty much all the way off. It's goes:
2 nipples peaking out behind fake Scarlet boobs
1 nipple
1 nipple
1 nipple peak under hair
1 nipple
1 nipple peak under hair
1 half nipple
I hope we get a call back to SBR is part 9
arameic
new testament
saying just before going on about how dumb and uneducated americans are
We suddenly see that Howler's closest competitor is Loco's Industries.
Tsudaken already played two characters, his voice isn't versatile enough to come back for another character.
Also I want Hiroki Yasumoto for Ringo, he's the one game VA I'd want to come back for the anime.
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Magenta finally makes his return
I completely forgot.
so is charmingman a rigger or not?
Hey Ya! gets inherited by Pocoloco's kids
They evolve it into Hey Ya! Requiem and gather all the Good Fortune overpowering Lava Rocks
Nope. He's just like that.
King Crimson will appear in part 9
Charming Man is Araki trolling people with rigger fatigue. He has a family and his motivation is finding his little brother so he can't be a rigger.
Why do so many artists seem to struggle to mimic JoJo's art style? I've noticed that whenever people try to draw characters in other art styles, JoJo is the one that doesn't ever look accurate. It's always this vague style that has a few aspects of Araki's art, but they seem to focus more on wacky colors and overexaggerate stuff like the lips, which makes characters look ugly. Pic is an example of this. I understand that Araki's art style changes a lot over the course of JoJo, so I'm not expecting 100% accuracy, but this barely resembles anything Araki has made. It doesn't even resemble any of the anime adaptations.
God, I hope not.
He has emotions, he can't be a Rigger.
*Za Hando with an actually competent user
Were the riggers also negatively received in Japan?
It's always this vague style that has a few aspects of Araki's art
Because it's usually people drawing in their own anime inspired style while tacking on a few surface level traits of or David Production's or Araki's art onto it.
Many are in denial but it is the case.
za warudo in 7
killer queen in 8
it's basically guaranteed atp. the real question is how Araki will handle its ability this time
Thank you for your work
kills Usagi during skipped time
(raughs)
kira literaly would have won if he stayed inside home making sweet love to shinobu
Whitesnake will appear in part 10
the real question is how Araki will handle its ability this time
It will be Howler's stand, and he will able to skip unfortunate events and stock them to transfer them to others (a mix of Love Train and Wonder of U).
This but it's just Epitaph and AUvolo is a normalfag
What does gappy hair look like?
My pubes
Epitaph without King Crimson is just the Heaven Plan for one person
Jojoday stream starts at 5AM for me
God, there'd be nothing better than waking up to SBR's anime announcement.
PHF ova*
Why is he so erotic?
I'd weep.
He's a Joestar.
DMQ OVA**
DMQ ova*
Epitaph without King Crimson is just the Heaven Plan for one person
funny you say that. i actually have had moments where i do something and i have the strong sense of already knowing what was happening before it happened, almost like i've experienced it before even though i haven't. doesn't happen to me often but i've always wondered if this meant anything or it's simply the result of a predictably mundane day
Avdol's off screen adventure getting the submachine OVA*
We've already seen Howler's stand. It's a crawling earthy looking robot with a long nose and bear ears.
CDDH OVA***
i swear he has the biggest ass of all the jojos. even jolyne.
gyro's such a lucky fucker.
Easy access.
Iggy the Stray Dog ova*
You're late.
Oh yeah? Well fill "THIS"!
*rapes you* :rape:
Somebody really needs to draw this guy as Sandoman.
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Araki keeps changing his style and the anime never seems to get it right making hard to pick a style to mimmick when drawing. He's also very intricate with his details.
The hair is part 1/2
The face is part 3
The nose is part 8
The lips are late part 6
I want to know the localization names for the stands
Going off EoH & ASBR, there's barely any changes. Tusk is still Tusk and D4C is still Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Though it's sometimes Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price).
Though it's sometimes Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price
Really? I could swear it was just a meme
Tooth
Bell Beaker
Woah Loan Some We
Scarred Creatures
Foam Beginner
Turns out it was actually 'Nasty Acts For A Fair And Honest Price'.
I look like this.
NAFA2H
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price
Nasty Acts For A Fair And Honest Price
Kek I don't know how the dub VA will say these without laughing.
FAAARP
FA3RP
NAFAFAHP
NAFA2HP
it's just deja vu, bro
There's this one interpretation called Dimes 4 Crimes and if they were smart they'd go with that.
does Valentine ever call it "D4C" or is that entirely a fan thing
The D4C abbravation was literally so Araki didn't have to write Dirty Deeds Done For Dirt Cheap every single time.
He does, he says D4C in videogames too. The name's too long to say it constantly like that.
it flows well, it's a shame the royalty free versions fuck it up
I love the way he says D4C when Tusk breaks open his barrier in he original ASB. It's so fucking satisfying. youtu.be
MISTER Robinson
The Boom Boom family and Big Bang Boom 1-3
Ova and Bombo Birdo
Diego Brando and Scary Lizards
Hot Pants and Cream of Meat
Ronnie Roadagain and Kingdom
Whitmore and Rainbow in The Dark
Eleven Men and An Army of One
Mike Obama and Awesome Implements
Alex R. and Domestic Dispute
Freddy Valentine and Atrocious Acts At Affordable Prices
Cream of Meat
L-lewd.
Domestic Dispute
why not World War
I think the guy who did the touhou jojo doujin parody really nailed the araki part 3 style
A4P!
Doesn't quite hit the same.
no it's absolutely future sight, you just don't get it
i get it because i've had the exact same chuuni thoughts about premonitions and prophetic memories before remembering that it's a documented phenomenon most people experience
why are you breaking my hopes and dreams like this, stop it. i am a stand user.
Magenta deserved better.
if only he wasn't so autistic and tried to help our main characters
Tomb of the Boom - Boom 1-3
Oh! Lonesome Me - Lonesome
Oyecomova - Oye/Oya (the Stand was never named in the volume releases)
Wired - Wire or it's kept
Tusk - Kept
Scary Monsters - Frightening Monsters
Cream Starter - Kept
Mandom - Mando
Catch the Rainbow - Catch the Colors
In A Silent Way - Silent Way or Sound Wave
Sugar Mountain - Sweet Mountain
TATOO YOU! - Tattoo Us
Tubular Bells - Tubular Balloons
Wrecking Ball - Kept
20th Century BOY - 20th Century Man or just Century Man
Civil War - Kept (Axl RO will be changed instead)
Chocolate Disco - Kept
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - Either the ASB/EoH names, keep it D4C at all times, or they finally do Dimes 4 Crimes
Ticket to Ride - Kept (only in reference to the name of the chapters, Stand is never said)
Ball Breaker - Steel Breaker
High Voltage - Worldly Voltage
I feel like it'll be related to Usagi. Since Usagi has a stand named after a KC song.
D4C will just be D4C and they'll never say what it stands for.
The famous Filthy Acts At A Reasonable price line wasn't Valentine calling his stand, but just saying the phrase.
Araki drew his ass the most out of all Jojos for a reason
Some slight corrections of my end.
Tomb of the Boom
Tomb of the Noise (EoH)
In A Silent Way
Silent Ways (EoH)
Sugar Mountain
Snow Mountain (ASB, EoH, ASBR)
Tubular Bells
Tubular (ASB, EoH, ASBR)
Axl RO
Axl (EoH. Civil War has yet to be seen, but might still be kept)
I think divorcee would be a pretty funny dub name.
Would you eat his food?
there is literally NO reason not to eat his food
I have a fucked up kidney with some type of metal plating, so I'd be curious if eating his food would turn it into a normal kidney.
Usagi’s dad used King Crimson’s time erase to fake his death and get out of having to raise a kid
I was fantasizing about Pearl Jam being real a few days ago, because I have bad eyesight and gamer posture. Hell yes I would eat his food, it's kind of body-horror esque but once you get over that there's no reason not to
"Italian food" will not touch my lips. An "American" must not fall for other "cultures" so easily! It is they that must "dine" from us (American flag).
did Oyakasu ever try feeding his food to his dad?
in the anime
Would it fix my shitty back problems?
Calm down, Valentine, it's just food.
Could he cure my IBD with his food?
It fixed Okuyasu's stiff back, so yes. It puts your body into peak natural condition
can he cure my autism?
Could his food fix Johnny's disability?
I think so, as the stuff needed for him to walk isn't gone, just unable to be used. His muscles reacted to the spin and the corpse parts, Pearl Jam could probably restore his legs to the point that he could continue from there with physical therapy, given that it did shit like growing Okuyasu new teeth. It's a very convenient power useful in literally any scenario
would his food fix hot pants?