It says a lot about Kazuma that he's actively disgusted by the idea of smashing this.
It says a lot about Kazuma that he's actively disgusted by the idea of smashing this
She is mentally handicapped
Even a neet can have standards, namely no fat tits
Don't stick your dick in crazy. Or retard. Much less in crazy retard.
Why doesn't kazuma just smash darkness. She is literally the best girl there.
because he was megumin
its like expecting to at mcdonalds when you have a michelin burger chef at home
is she really THAT retarded though??? a little retarded isn't a turn off
He has a thing for flatchested poorfags unfortunately
If he had sex with her, I'd lose interest.
Why does it matter to aquafags that another guy would smash their waifu's pussy? Actual cuckold behavior.
is she really THAT retarded though
Yes, canonically. Her INT is abysmal and can't raise it since she's maxxed out.
i mean i know the stats say it, but does she actually ACT retarded enough for it to be a turn off? i've seen dumber girls still get seen as sexy just fine, yet aqua's somehow that dumb that kazuma's turned off by her and the fandom just kinda agrees with it
they would have to stop me from taking her into the isekai world with me. i wouldnt even care about the adventure anymore,.
Like a regular woman then.
I would just hit it and quit it.. and hit it again and quit it again. And so on, and so on.
i mean i know the stats say it, but does she actually ACT retarded enough for it to be a turn off?
Yes
you got an example, or....
it says a lot about kazuma that he isnt letting the three of them use him as their sofa
Because they self-insert into Kazuma? (lol)
I honestly don't get it either
Aqua brings out so much delicious copium
I feel like wanting to fuck Aqua yourself and finding it funny that the MC of the series is so overly repulsed by her are two separate things that you should be allowed to think
Aqua would be hotter if she was smart.
Because Kazuma horndogs every other girl. The implication is she in particular isn't attractive.
This. I prefer my waifu to stay virgin or lesbian.
It's a gag. It's a blow to her ego that the pervert doesn't show interest in her.
implication is she in particular isn't attractive
she isn't because she's retarded
Even kazuma has higher standards than most of you in this thread
legitimately the only time i've seen intelligence be a standard on Anon Babble is when it comes to aqua, Anon Babble wants to fuck every other retard just fine
Out of 10!
Because we want smart Aqua.
Didn't one of the LNs say that she'd lose all her god powers if you had sex with her?
Aqua is probably gross, like snot running through her nose gross. She is barely functional.
you don't have snot in your nose??
She is literally the cleanest fuck you could have.
Hell probably can't even get pregnant your cum will just turn to water
megumin is, by an enormous tectonic landslide, the best girl
I've had at least two different crushes from whom I was immediately turned off because I heard them say something absolutely retarded. Now I prefer intelligent women so those must've been some formative experiences.
Speaking of which isn't having sex with tards illegal in Japan?
t.
Megumin sexo
smug aqua looking at tiny kazupp.png
it's absolutely preposterous to think anyone else could ever come close
not only is she the most beautiful girl but she also has the nicest personality and is the most powerful magician. without megumin they wouldn't have beaten hardly any of the enemies they beat.
she'd lose all her god powers if you had sex with her?
what counts as sex
if she gets drunk and sucks you off does it still count
Megumin
Nicest personality
Most beautiful
Still best girl.
You mispelt YunYun
not into chuunis
well shit
there's nothing chuuni about megumin. a chuuni is when a character thinks they can do epic magic but they're actually a loser. megumin is actually the most powerful mage and can create nuclear explosions cutely
if she acts like a chuuni then she's a chuuni, whether she actually can do what her delusions are based around is irrelevant when it comes to appealing to those who like chuunis
she is objectively the nicest of the konosuba girls though. she shows real concern for kazuma constantly and isn't afraid to be affectionate on various occasions.
Why do megufags always enter aqua and yunyun threads? make your own thread already damnit.
stop fighting and love each other
You know why, they've got to feel superior over being 'canon' like that makes them better for having their waifu canonically fucked by a dumbass who dies to a fucking tractor
Haven't you noticed how flat Megumin is? And he sexually harasses her since the first time they met. He has a type and he sticks to it
Girls don't often end up in the friendzone, but it is 100% possible to become so intimately familiar with even a hot girl that she becomes sisterzoned.
She's got the relationship of being like a sister to him. Like yeah she can still get his dick hard, but it's nothing more than that. She lacks magic and allure. She's just Aqua. And yeah, she's a girl, but there are lots of girls around.
you're in megu country, darkie.
It does. I'd at least finger her the first time I saw her knocked out drunk in that barn
and
Because their threads often die early. Same goes for every other konosuba girl who isn't Aqua btw.
why is megumin constantly #1 in japanese and english polls if your fanfiction is true?
the light novel made her way hotter than she was in the LN, she was cute there as well for sure, but in the LN she got one of the greatest designs, so it doesn't make any sense why kazuma isn't banging her non stop
This. Kazuma isn't nearly intelligent enough to be able to bank on it averaging out and saving his kids from being dumb as rocks.
what have polls got to do with Anon Babble thread popularity? i don't exactly see leon and mikleo threads on Anon Babble all the time, and those guys are consistently on the top of tales polls
and if you say 'tales isn't popular', i WILL lol and lmao at you
No, it says more about you.
meguCHADs simply explode their powerful posts across konosuba threads then get tired and take a nap, much like their waifu
Because they're Megulomaniacs.
The sex would be incredibly awkward.
Nicest to Kazuma doesn't actually mean nice. Megumin stole Arnes' money and blamed her Explosions on her, she's a scumbag.
Not Kazuma's problem.
Its Konosuba. Everyone is either a scumbag or an idiot.
why would you care if a woman is rude to other women. it's good, women having female friends just makes them likelier to start hating you one day (due to the ambient pressure of female friends telling them to break up, cut their hair, gain weight, be miserable just like them, etc.)
She just plays dumb, they are on the same level
youtube.com
Virgin loser detected. It doesn't matter how sexy and cute a women is, there are a dozen guys who are sick of her shit and won't fuck her.
see this is the sorta shit i think about when people call aqua too dumb for kazuma, they're legitimately on the same level of retarded
at least the 'she's like a sister' shit has some level of merit to it
Or "she's too annoying".
at least the 'she's like a sister' shit has some level of merit to it
No it doesn't. They're an old married couple but with several decades worth of sex they need to catch up on.
honestly that's always been two sides of the same coin, really
sibling behavior is often two steps away from vicious banging the second they're alone together
slightly retarded goddess
So she's even better.
Kazuma is gay, because he doesn't want to fuck his horny best girl companion.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
She'd be a hundred times hotter as a barbarian.
act like a whore
surprised when she isn't taken seriously as a love interest
funny way of saying you are more into actual retards than just chuunis acting retarded
problem?
Yes
what always confused me about Kazuma was that he never attempts to fix Darkness. he CONSTANTLY points out that she's insane and in danger of getting raped/violated, and he doesnt even attempt to break her habit
well you see anon he's a bit of a sleezebag NEET, which makes it perfectly reasonable that he'd let the tank of his party constantly try to get raped (and only fail because it's an LN and not a doujin) instead of trying to do fucking anything to solve the problem
he'd let the tank of his party constantly try to get raped
he'd let her tank hits in fights, he constantly tardwrangled her from being molested
s-she's not smart enough for me
Big cope, your dick is too small