Bingo edition
JoJo afterparty
no comments after 5 mins.
bumjolion
Should've had a rape edition. Then people would reply.
Fight drags on for too long
that's just the entirety of Part 8
How would Koichi handle Paper Moon King?
People will come here after the dump archives
no eye gore space
I like Yasuho. I want her and Josuke to be happy together
RAPE TOWN
RAPE TOWN
Yashuo's mother did nothing wrong.
Everyone except HACKraki
RAPING JUSTICE
MEBAETE
BRAND NEW
RAPE TOWN
KOUSASURU IBUKI
What the fuck was that 'Morioh Confederacy' car? Yasuho should really really move out. This universes Morioh is fucking awful
Fuck, wrote it down, but forgot to add
This arc made me realize how pathetic Yasuho is compared other female Jojo chracters
Even runaway girl had more agency
The free space should actually be something that happens all the time. Going by our current track record I would make it "eye gore (free!)"
Plot Points
Flashback Man (retconned)
Kira has no family (retconned)
Evil Norisuke
Daiya was supposed to mindbreak + enslave Josuke (defeated/dropped)
Bookseller's mark (dropped)
Kira's sister Kei the Maid
Josuke wants to go to school
Johnny in Japan
weird baby that washed up on the beach after Johnny's death
Kira in Higahikata Rape Dungeons
Firstborn Higashikata getting the rock disease
Hot Pants wouldn't let herself get bullied by Tsurugi like that
Nah she would just get killed by a chair leg and everyone would forget about her
Someone is making see me see the same faces and words everywhere? Must be a Stand attack . . . I better start shooting people until it stops.
is that a male child? *pushes tsurugi in front of a bear*
Who?
Jousuke is in Rapetown, Japan and has an extra set of nuts yet he still manages to resist raping Yasuho. And people say the Joestars of this timeline aren't noble.
How would you describe Gappy's personality in early JoJolion?
Volume 6 will be added when I get a chance to catch up.
Goofy guy who wants a personality
MISAKI KARA SHIOKAZE
TONNERU NUKE RAPE E
SHAKEDOWN MICHI NI MAYOIKOMU
doing god's work
two guys that we never actually saw in the story get an emoji
DERANGEDraki
:kira::kira: :kira: :kira: :kira: :kira: :kira:
Jobin kino
Soon...
Does this still ring true?
The Pastebin now includes the last 5 volumes and their respective afterparties. Enjoy!
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The absolute state.
Yasuho might as well glue herself to Jousuke at this point. She'll get violated otherwise
Gyro won
Why does Araki love this emoji so much, bros?
He's making sure we don't forget what the guy that Josuke looks like looks like.
I think Yasuho gets raped more in this volume alone than Casca in all of Berserk.
Araki is becoming self aware
3 close calls in 1 volume
We keep calling it rape but can we?
I mean it only counts if there's penetration
At most she got molested the most this arc
Reina? LOST!
Give Araki a little credit, Miura would have actually done it and shown it.
4.
Tsurugi
Joshu
One Piece fans
Yotsuyu
posting only the crop right before archive
FATEbros...
Joshuu is actually the most gentleman-like person in Morioh in his treatment of women. He only rapes when the woman initiates, and only after the third date
Um, it's 2011 chud. If a woman feels uncomfortable that's rape.
Hauuuuu~~~~~~~ Omochikaeri!!
Rape is not that bad, women like it
Average Morioh resident...
Araki...
Yasuhoe, I kneel
Joshuu...
This universes Morioh
I want Paisley Park to direct me to the G spot.
I hid Josuke, Joshu and Yasuho's faces in here.
I found them while coloring it but I'm not satisfied with my attempt
Part 4 storytime was the only one with the bing
Bingo comes back for part 8
Actual kino
Imagine if a modern Araki wrote Stone Ocean
Thanks anon
I'm missing the AnalogyKINO though.
Jolyne would be raped every single chapter.
the little hat
Cool as fuck Josuke. Maybe it will cover your stupid hair somday
Thanks for your work!
Don't let this rape distract you from the fact that Yasuho's mother is a gamer.
I will be saving this to use tomorrow
Absolutely kino concept
not a bad strategy tbqh
I wonder if she ever leveled up.
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Seems like she also actually looks after her daughter when she is sober too.
California King Bed, take my memory of this cringe away, holy shit
How many more volumes until Jobbing appears.
This arc made me ralize the hate for Tsurugi is overblown just like for Koichi. He is just a retarded toddler like every other 9 year old.
Koichi would be RAPED by Paper Moon King.
Jobbing waiting room
Damo waiting room
WoU waiting room
t.YasuHOE
Who would take Joshu's spot from DiU as the rapist? Tamami? Yukako? Rohan?
He is a vile little demon beyond redemption.
She unironically wouldn't have gotten close to being raped if she didn't act like a genuine retard
Stop falseflagging Koichi defenders.
Angelo
Hazamada.
t. Indian
He's ugly af
How does Norisuke's hair work?
my heroine Jorin and her Bestie Hermes in Shakedown Road
"Oi Oi Young Lady, that was rather Careless of you... You slipped against my water tank and killed my turtle, that'll be 330.000 yen!"
"MASAKA, JORIN! We are being swindled again!? This place... This place truly is a heaven for scammers!!!"
"Yare Yare Dawa, Hirumesu..."
*Jorin puts her hand on her pocket and dramatically pulls 3 100 dollar bills*
"That's like 300 dollars, I made more than that in prison after a single day of breaking Bitches."
"Heheheh, thank you, Ojou chan!"
*When the old man grabs the money suddenly Jorin's wallet explodes*
"AIIIIIIEEEEEEE!?"
"Oh... Old man, look at the mess you did, you broke my valuable wallet, the same wallet my father gave me before leaving me all those years ago, that same wallet I value more than my own life!"
"Yeah, yeah, you old Geezer how do you pretend to pay us for that!"
*And the girls swindled the old man for 500.000 yen in exchange of not calling the cops on him, later Jorin apologized to Hermes for using her Stickers without her permission*
Makes me wonder how Josuke and Okyasu would deal with shakedown road
Jorin would have made a string toy for the little girl btw :)
Shakedown Road if it were good
The mechanics of Shakedown Road are never properly explained and so it's just a series of asspulls into the plot and scenes Araki wanted at the time
They call Morioh the New Delhi of the East
Patiently waiting for one of the most iconic Jojolion lines
Realistically, in part 8, the old man would just rape them both
I will stop it with the rape "joo~~okes" now
"NO DUDE TRUST ME JOJOLION GETS SO BAD AFTER THE HALFWAY POINT"
the first arc after it is good
"OKAY THAT ONE IS FINE BUT THE NEXT ONE SUCKS!"
the arc after that is good
"OKAY THAT ONE IS FINE BUT THE NEXT ONE SUCKS!"
the arc after that is good
Seriously where did this "AFTER THE HALFWAY POINT IT GETS SO BAD!" meme come from?
Milagro Man was great, Blue Hawaii was great, Ozone Baby was good, Doctor Wu was good, Fun Fun Baby returning was good, Wonder of You so far has been good.
Hell the only arc so far that's been meh was Rai's introduction arc, and even that was entertaining thanks to Rai's schizobabble
I get people still hate the ending and I won't defend it either, but how did we somehow go from "JoJolion gets bad in the last few volumes" to "JoJolion gets bad at the halfway point"
Josuke fixes the water tank
Okuyasu erases the turtle's corpse
no evidence of any chicanery
Mitsuba nose rubs.
Literally Yasuho:
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Jojolion only really gets bad at the very end, when it becomes clear that Araki dropped a ton of plot points instead of wrapping them up, and that Tooru actually is the main villain of the part. Before that point, it looks redeemable, and you only realize how long ago it went downhill with the power of retrospect.
Okuyasu would fall for all of their tricks while Josuke would fix everything and make all the scammers go "HUU~~~~~HH?". Then a scammer goes too far and make them kill an animal (like the tortosie) prompting Josuke to just rearrange the whole street along with every scammers face.
Milagro man was great
stopped reading there
Hey, fuck you, it was a fun mini-arc.
Gay.
he doesn't like the solo Joshuu arc
Why is he like this?
Josuke could just fix the turtle too...
Joshucels need not reply. You fucks haven't even been carrying as promised with meme edits.
He doesn't like the fun creative Joshu arc
Filtered
1 second difference
YAMEROOO
Wha the fu~~~ck
Paper Moon King has been in this thread
Is this....the flow of....
It's a meandering mess that drags on and on. It's clear Araki had no clear goal in mind while writing it.
Jojolion's main issue to me has always been how boring it can be at times.
THIS「ARAKI STARE」
PLEASE STOP IT ⊗
My wife is so sexy
This. It's a nice little filler arc, but calling it "great" is clearly fucking pushing it.
Honestly it's a lot of fun to read, for both intentional and unintentional reasons on Araki's part, but it is objectively flawed in a lot of ways. I think the reason why people feel so strongly about it is because they know that if those flaws weren't there then it would be one of their favourites. I know it would be one of mine.
I think random assholery applies here
There are much hotter guys in this series to even joke about fucking and you somehow choose the absolute worst one in the form of the goblin child
Balls deep inside Tsurugi-chan
joke?
Kira dies
Morioh get's over run with rapists and Riggers
He really was the first son of that shithole. May our /hero/rest in piece
She SAVED Jojolion.
Nigga…
....in the "let me get raped in every arc instead" category
JJL contrarianism steps in
It was bound to happen.
Hm~mmm?
I just realized you guys are talking about the crossed ones. That was the bingo of an old volume, not for this one.
Really fucking interesting that how half of these became more prevalent then ever while some others are not even gets used anymore.
Oops sorry, I meant to post a picture of Paisley Park.
The one (1) singular Tsurugi poster (nonce)...
The reactions to this storytime is honestly what makes this hilarious to go through.
I liked the last two volumes
As a Stone Ocean CHAD I will say Jojolion is pretty garbo so far. The rape arc is bad but because it manages to "get back to zero" it looks better than the last uh 3 volumes.
Sorry but Yasuho is a shit character. There's nothing to her other than helping Josuke and being an outlet for Araki's rape/torture fetish.
Part 9 bros, what was your reaction to this panel? araki is truly a complete hack.
Johnny's face in that pic is exactly my reaction as I read through these threads.
We were already making November rain go beyond memes back when the first chapter dropped and and it's clear that Araki is committing to that being the case
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My cute wife
When Morioh needed him most, he vanished.
She gets more toward the end and lives up to the trademark Hirose reliability.
Jodiooo, your "sister's" vagi~~~na, it does not exi~~~st in this "wooorld"
As a first time reader, my biggest issue is the pacing. 7 would occasionally drag out a scene here and there, such as Gyro trying to keep Oye's bomb going off and Valentine's shenanigans while getting infinitely looped into the ground, but I feel like almost every arc so far in 8 has dragged itself out. I can only think part of that is because there's no immediate goal Josuke can head straight towards like Johnny had with Gyro's mystical Spin powers, then followed by the corpse. I keep thinking to myself that every arc so far could've mesh two chapters together to help the pacing, like Soft & Wet Parts 3 and 4 or Born This Way Parts 1 & 2 + some of 3.
Yasuho is very likable for some reason.
Imagine being a Jojo fan reading this shit monthly, and get 3 months wasted of the story going
Yasuho meets goblin
runs away
comes back with nothing changing except you now know about the goblins ability
Good, more sex with Tsurugi for me~!
The pacing gets way worse later on, I would go on months not reading Jojolion just to read multiple chapters at once
Jobin...
Can someone explain to me what this is about?
My God I can't wait for JoJoLands so I can unload my entire Dragona folder in here
It's... a story about breaking a curse...
Perhaps I treated Part 9 too harshly...
just a creepypasta about a stand "so disturbing" that Araki had to completely scrap any mention of it named Trout Mask Replica. It's theorized that the stand's ability had to do with rape and abortion. Alas its a nothingburger and the fag who brought it up had no proof, but its still a cool design
Where'd it originate from?
Thanks for the answer Anon
stand's ability had to do with rape and abortion
Would fit right in with JoJolion
The idea of Araki referencing a niche meme album is absurd on its own.
I will undertake the impossible task of talking in favor of Tsurugi...
While I 100% understand the hate he gets but I do think he is an amazing character outside of the Paper Moon Arc, after this he becomes more Sympathetic and childlike, while still retaining the versatile and creative use of his stand. His relationship with his parents are one of the best things In Jojolion and if you recognize Jobin as a good character, or recognize his potential you must also recognize how much Tsurugi adds to him as an compelling antagonist
His introduction really sets him back because otherwise he would be only bellow Lucy when it comes to child sidekick Jojo characters.
Not to mention that Paper Moon King is one of the few times Araki managed to make an allied long Range stand consistently useful without nerfing the stand or the user.
Honestly Araki when too far with his introduction, likely because he was horny and just wanted to project his fantasies on the manga instead of thinking what would be appropriate for the character.
If all Tsurugi did was scare Yasuho a bit with the faces his apology would be more convincing.
desuarchive.org
this post
niche meme album
It is probably the most infamous of all meme albums, Araki probably knows it well.
niche meme album
It is probably the most infamous of all meme albums, Araki probably knows it well.
chapter revealing Johnny's tragic demise
immediately followed by rape spam the arc
So this is SBR's legacy...
shitty creepypasta
has mentions of rape
Of course. The ol' reliable
paper moon kingu...
But I think what I want the most is social prestige
Is this what he actually says in Japanese?
Because the "I think" has a lot of implications, specially with the info we get later on.
Do you think Araki read ASOIAF before Part 8? It would explain the RAPERAPERAPE
Araki probably knows it well
As a Japanese? Lol. No. His western musical culture isn't as deep as you think.
Thank you, will read through it later all cozied up in bed with a big mug of hot chocolate and the wind howling outside all spooky like
less than 30 second repost
PASSPIGS CAN DO THAT??!
It's all 60s-70s mainstream rock and pop, but Captain Beefheart isn't some unheard-of mysterious band that's only been discovered posthumously, they made music other than TMR.
I think whatever there's of his character arc gets botched. He starts as a scared kid, who's used by an adult for their own purposes, seemingly grows some agency and independence while helping Yasuho and Josuke against Jobin, but then just reverts to how he was again during Ozone Baby and further on. Paper Moon King is also used to pretty much pull the same twist like 3 times, as in the bingo, so I don't like it much either.
No pass, but I'm not even getting any (you)s for those posts so who knows what happened. They're not of this wooo~~~rld or something.
Doesn't go far enough to make me feel like it's 100% bullshit but it's pretty clearly not real. Anon should have said more about it, as it stands it's lacking Just like JoJolion
Imagine if the User was meant to be flashback man
introduced Vol 2
retconned Vol 4
re-introduced and un-retconned in vol 1X
I don't think even Araki would be insane enough to do that.
FBM being double retconned is funny enough for me to believe Araki would do it
Well, Kei was retconned, unretconned, then retconned again.
Part 8: Jojolion and BIG RETCON COCK name a better duo
Another thread about it TMR
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Yasuho and rape.
He’s an ugly crossdressing rapist.
imagine dying to a rock
KWAB
Favorite reaction image to come out of the storytime? I have a couple from every part, but something about this one got me the hardest.
Favorite AMV/Leitmotiff? For me it's Scary Monsters.
I'll definitely be using this one a lot in the future
posting the edit
I'm saving my AraKINOs for when HE shows up.
I've been getting a lot of mileage from this one in these horny rapey bizarre afterparties
I was joking when I said get ready for part 8 to redeem itself btw
I don't have a favorite reaction image but I thought this gay ass pose was funny
It's what made me have a soft spot for him and his arc.
This is how Anon Babbleommandos actually shoot btw.
I want to buy a gun and be a real American but I'm a fucking pussy
So many to choose from, but this one gets a rise out of me every time.
This came out so shitty looking, but I feel like it sorta adds to it.
This whole page is just unhinged
Would it be fun to play multiplayer games with you stand using the 2nd controller?
Something from Part 4 had to return, except Rohan for some reason.
Kek nice.
There’s a little-known phenomenon in the JP Jojo fanbase colloquially called something along the lines of Chiryō Seishin or Chiryō No Seishin or something along those lines which essentially translates to ‘spirit therapy’. What this is is that groups of Jojo devotees will get together somewhere private and will take shifts creating Stand designs that are a complete encapsulation of their emotional and psychological trauma, either in the context of being their own, or an enemy’s. From what I understand, this shit typically gets pretty extreme and can produce some disturbing results, which is why there is basically nothing about it online, because people don’t want it to be public.
How did I not see this until now?
If the stand was sentient, probably. Otherwise it'd just be tracing everything you do.
Was Morioh that bad when Johnny lived there or did it get worse and worse over time? I know Fumi got robbed their
wew, what a part
anon we still got 20 volumes left
Is Jousuke guaranteed to produce twins?
We don't really know much about what Morioh was like in 1901. It probably got worse over time though with Johnny unintentionally turning the place into another 'Devil's Palm' and introducing stands to Japan.
if only this were true
I haven't given up hope yet, I've seen live threads change opinions before. Reading with others in a timely fashion is different from reading month to month or binging it by yourself.
Drago~~~na will "never" be a "woman" .
He has no womb, he has no ovaries, he has no eggs. He is a "homosexual man" twisted by "drugs" and "surgery" into a cru~~~de mockery of "nature’s perfection".
So basically Doctor Wu's stand
Actual real life Japan has a molestation problem but I'm not sure if it's as "every person you bump into is a rapist" tier as India
JoJolion is actually good and not a bad part at all
Dogshit ending yes but 95% of it is enjoyable
WoU is more than 5% and Tomoki was also shit right before him.
hating Wu
Discarded.
Shitting on Tomoki
and the WoU arc
Thanks for letting me know not to take your peabrain opinion with any substance
Johnny's actions tainted Morioh. Shakedown Street worships him, that should tell you enough.
liking autism incarnate and not the entertaining kind
makes sense for someone who'd be a fan of part 8
JoJolion is actually goo-
Opinion discarded.
Most are in agreement that a good portion of JJL is actually pretty good, but the ending REALLY sours things.
Are you really going to do this?
Guys, can't we just talk about rape instead of partwars?
this is Cheap Trick in the TV Drama btw
Yes.
Yes.
Wu was the most entertaining rigger, I'd only rank him lower than Damo because he's less important
Most are in agreement that a good portion of JJL is actually pretty good
The first half, which was commonly considered very good, is getting heavily reevaluated in this storytime. You're seeing it in real time.
Riggers all suck besides Damo.
Blue Hawaii was great
7 months of Highway Star but without everything that made it good
HOLY SHIT TASTE
On reread so far it was incredibly pointless to give Daiya, Kei and Tsurugi such hostile introductions. And if none of these characters existed the part 8 would probably improve.
I'm of the camp that a lot of it was good while it was coming out and got retroactively ruined by the ending. The plot lines leading to the doctors and especially the Holly scene were great until the last arc threw them out.
So sick and tired of Rohan shit I'm sorry
Again, filtered.
Tomoki Wu does not fail. How hard is it to understand
Phantom Blood if Ultra Jump:
dario beats his wife while he fucks her, little dio is forced to hear her screaming and crying from the next room
that bully in the pub waits for dio outside then rapes him
dio rapes erina, she washes her vagina out with muddy water
jack the ripper rapes that woman before killing her
poco's sister is raped and naked when they poco, jonathan, and the others find her
lisa lisa's mother dies half naked with her clothes torn by zombies trying to rape her
Am I missing anything?
lmao laugh at this nigga wanting to fuck the single worst shota in history
filtered by what? incredibly inconsistent and unfun to read "zombie" chases that end up with a fart? all while dangling the possibility of anything interesting happening in the jobin scenes like a carrot?
I'm not saying that the second half as a whole is completely unsalvageable, but glazing Blue Lagoon is retarded, there is not a single redeeming quality besides the iconic shovel.
he looks like japanese etika
>dio rapes erina, she washes her vagina out with muddy water
This is what would happen in the SBR era.
In the Jojolion era, Erina would curl up and cry and say it was her fault that Dio raped her.
japs are scared of fish but not tiny stone particles prease undastando
I like Yotsuyu and Aishou more
Just moments like Yotsuyu informing Aishou he got UTTERLY KEKED but offering him a place to stay and Aishou worrying about Yotsuyu made them stick out more. Damo was a pure rigger, a user and abuser through and though (my memory might be wrong because I haven't read the chapters since they came out)
I personally liked Tooru more as well but he was objectively shit and Jobin >>> every rigger
Spoilers fag
My cock. This gremlin. Balls deep.
that doesn't really spoiler anything world changing desu
the JJLfags have ENTERED the storytime
joruno jobana would 7 page muda everyone in the higaSHITkata family on sight except josuke
We got first time readers here so we always spoiler stuff not introduced yet
immediately followed by yasuho licking her elbow to be exact
I can't believe anyone who's been following these storytimes and hasn't been spoiled already
I was watching Battle Tendency earlier and completely forgot Joseph shipped Speedwagon & Erina.
One of the problems jojolion has is the Higashikatas
They all could have been interesting characters with some more depth to them but their introductions are either forgettable or bad
Not only that but Arakai was able to show with the Joshu adventure that we could have had a similar set up that part 4 had where it's a new stand user of the week but can tie that into an overall story via having them be the riggers
But once the story gets toe blue hawai and onwards it's all about getting the new fruit
At the end of all it makes wonder what the hell was the point of them, even Norisuke
We wanted his two favorite people to be together
Regardless they probably had a great friendship given they were connected via the man who changed their lives
Whatever, be the dick that spoils it, it's a common human decency thing. People like you wouldn't get it.
Hey I haven't spoiled anything that anon wasn't me I'm just stating most things have probably been spoiled already.
tsurugi might be the only character in jojo history who TRULY deserves the infinite death loop
May 2025
I am forgotten
These arcs do so much damage to other characters too.
CKB makes Norisuke out to be incredibly hostile towards Josuke and Yasuho and his switch to ally later feels nonsensical.
Josuke not connecting with Kei hurts him since she's way closer to real family than the Higashikatas. He should want to get to know her, but he doesn't interact with her from Born This Way to WoU.
Tsurugi's introduction as a malicious goblin makes Jobin's struggle for him unrelatable and makes him and Mitsuba look like shit.
As someone rereading it I just can't bring myself to care as much as I did the first time I read it when I already know how badly things will end.
What, you expected people to talk about a singular teaser image for the rest of time? We're not getting the adaptation until 2027.
It's a teaser image
We're all waiting for the official announcement trailer
Part 8 feels like a series of Araki changing his mind. There was some of that in previous parts but it's like every chapter in part 8.
His crusade against terrorism only led to more terrorism. Truly, he was the real main villain
Part 4 Morioh was shit because of DIO
Part 8 Morioh is shit because of Johnny
This is what Jodio would be called in a good timeline but we live a cringe one where Araki couldn't be bordered to give him a proper name
I don't know if this was talked about months ago but was there talk about how part 3 stands could be redone?
Because I remember the complaints being that they were too one note
Kei Nijimura is built for BIG ME___ COCK
Oh my god, I was re-reading today's volume and WOW
Araki really DID plan everything out
Oh
I admit it, I've been slacking off, I just really don't like JJL lol
I know, that was a joke. But the announcement should have been more impactful by showing anything substantial.
muhhhh? wheres the red circle pointing out what im meant to be looking at?
They obviously don't have anything fully complete yet and are waiting to put a proper trailer together to generate hype
Boring. We should've gotten Part 8: Manhattan is shit because of governor Diego Brando (somehow Dio returned).
Going off leakers, DP JUST started producing SBR like a month or two before they dropped the trailer. They had NOTHING, but wanted to at least drop a teaser to let people know they were actually working on it.
Manhattan didn't need Dio to be shit.
Here
That's reasonable.
Launch (retroconvertida)
Kek.
My problem is how they're introduced as being suspicious and Daiya and Tsurugi are practically villainous with their nightmarish stands but it all goes nowhere. We're supposed to sympathize with this family but they're introduced as being way too unlikable to the point they're not even humane anymore. Yasuho is almost sex trafficked because of Tsurugi and all we get is Tsurugu saying sorry before this event is quickly swept under the rug.
mindbroken.
Part 4 Morioh had crazies but also decent people
Part 8 Morioh is the rape capital of Japan
Johnny confirmed more evil than DIO
Since Gyro is being added in Last Survivor, we're bound to soon find out who his VA will be.
cool radio gaga foreshadowing!
paid event only gives breadcrumbs of what people are actually looking forward to
It's Stone Ocean all over again.
i want to make edits of panels but i dont know what program to use, how to get the same font, and i cant draw.
And then after Tsurugi's apology he continues to molest Yasuho. Even rape loving nips ranked part 8 as their least favorite part.
MSpaint + cc roman words or if you're hardcore like me you manually copy and paste letters from other pages
All we need is the Netflix announcement kek.
I use my phone with a modded APK of PicsArt but I don't think it has the Jojo font.
Probably just use Photoshop
Paint for simple stuff, or Photoshop
Wild Words (replace all the text instead of one word and it's close enough)
can't draw
That would probably just make it funnier.
no AU Dio and AU Smokey political shenanigans
might be interesting
Yasuho is the first character to be entirely carried by her Stand, she never once think of any good idea, her Stand did
this, you could use Gimp like scrubs like me do
Yotsuyu is lacking in characterization until it's retroactively handed to him. Aishou I barely remember exists.
All I can give you is Jobbin.
We LOVE sentient automatic stands here.
When she's not in a fight I actually enjoy her
I was actually wondering that. It's been a long while and I couldn't remember if she actually ever controlled her stand outright.
I love Yotsu at least for how his stand name and clothes design ties into his isolation theme, his mannerisms and lines, his creepiness, coming out of nowhere and waterboarding a bimbo with some plastic wrap that comes out of his eyes, his whole deal captivates me
Araki, pal, we all love ZA WARUDO as much as you, but this moment was fucking ridiculous.
"Hmmm I think I will write a post about what I would rewrite about Jojolion"
"I'll keep it simple, it's just a small thing after all"
Surpass the character limit
Lose motivation
One fucked hour of my life lost... My love hate for Jojolion is killing me...
make a pastebin, NorisukeGOD
basedshu
*chigyushu
uses ASB/EOH render
I can't stand when people do this shit.
Her stand is her soul. Therefore, Yasuho's actually great. She's also willing to go super far for her naked amnesiac oneitis in reflection of that and it's really cute.
getting assmad over something so inconsequential
She also gets mogged hard by her own stand. Sad!
uh ohhhh, busteeed...
There. It's not like there was no other choice.
coming out of nowhere and waterboarding a bimbo with some plastic wrap that comes out of his eyes
I too love his iconic move that he does several more times over the course of the part
This board's expectations are always wrong so I'm expecting Vitamin C to suck and WoU to be secretly kino all along
They're both kino
Gn gents, see you tomorrow
they are both whatever to infuriating
i have heard your complaints and delivered a fix
I did my own.
WoU to be secretly kino all along
Both you and I know that isn't happening...
Sex with Holly.
Jotaro...
this looks slightly off model
i still think mine looks better
Why couldn't Araki get the rights to call Joseph's stand "Purple Rain"?
Imagine if JJLa's big bad stand was called "Frame By Frame", and could turn every single moment in time into its own separate dimension
Paisley Park is just negative WoU
PP’s main function is to help others find things
WoU’s main function is to ensure its user can’t be found
both function highly independently of their users
both are long-range automatic humanoid stands
Paisley Park can only directly assist Yasuho by providing options, requiring her to be decisive and take initiative.
WoU can only be triggered in response to the actions of others, requiring its user to be passive.
Yasuho only recently gained subconscious control of her stand
the other stand has existed since its user’s birth
Hermit Purple was named after the Hermit tarot card.
Also it clearly should be named “Heard It Through The Grapevine”
Heard It Through The Grapevine
This would honestly be an insanely bad name for a Stand. They have to at least sound good.
Just abbreviate it to HTG
Or just call it Through The Grapevine
Or Grapevine
That's already an anime.
Worse than Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure (which they really should have just translated)?
I hope you anons get someone who loves you as much as DP loved Risotto
Ain't nobody gonna love me that much
Oh wait till you see the names of the rock animals
This name only appeared in JoJoveller, not the manga.
The Stand only appeared in one fucking panel even
I usually use paint.net. My process is just
slap a pic
add a layer
cover it with white paint in case I still need the original text
third layer to use text (CC Wild Words Roman) to write whatever
try to match the placement of the original word if you're super autistic like me
???
profit
I do this for every stupid shitpost, but I've also done it for a few "restoration dialogue" posts, like the Shit Ain't Disney scene and this panel.
What would the Part 3 tarot and Egyptian god stands be called if they were named after bands/songs?
ugh why did you remind me
Better the suffering starts now so you're numb to it later
The rock animals have goofy names on purpose, though.
That doesn't make it better
Dododo-De-Dadada
Some users would probably have their names transferred over to Stand, like Yellow Temperance becoming Rubber Soul, Khnum and Tohth might become Oingo Boingo, etc. Holy Diver is the obvious one for The World, but I could also see other users that were named after an artist having their Stand referencing their music, like Avdol having Straight Up or any other Paula Abdul song that was made during the 80s.
Avdol could just be Crossfire Hurricane.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
You know I was referencing the King Crimson song, right?
Oh wait that was made in 2012.
I really like the idea of Jousuke getting his own version of BtD instead of Go Beyond. I think time travel is more interesting than a mini cream
That would honestly be a better way for him to beat the calamity
Him anticipating it and dodging out the way to get close
listen to my rhythm is a kino name though
Como Va Mi Ritmo
oyecomova just means "hey, listen!" then right?
"Oye como va" would be "How's it going".
Which Jojolion girl would be the best at armpit sex
in the context of the song, it means "listen how it goes"
so the stand should be named Mi Ritmo
I miss Johnny....
Karera
my art
holy cow
Ah so you've returned
I thought it said jorin... I miss her so much...
first VIZ translated panel revealed btw
And I say no dead cows allowed!
But would an alive cow be acceptable?
Yes
You can use any land animal to race as long as it's alive
Gyro was such an asshole early in the race lol, how did he became a pussy later on?
Based
Mindbroken by Ringo.
I had purposely setting traps more in mind. I can't for the life of me work out the mechanics for it tho. I'm not very good at analyzing stands.
It was kind of creepy they way Yotsu just touch Paisley Park and inspect her all over. It was so weird that Paisley Park actually just fucking ran out of embarrassment
I would think it work like Josuke moving back and hour and it'll be represented as a bubble bomb blasting him back to the past
During that he finds that certain events that don't affect him can't be changed, if someone died in that hour then they will die because of fate regardless of what happens
So Josuke will have to try to keep going back to try to stop the calamity and also save the people he cares about
The further he lets time flow, the higher risk someone he cares about dies in that time
Stand named after Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa has connections to every single band which has a stand reference which is used by the tg hospital rigger doctors
There were also 6 members of Unita special, 5 not counting Diavolo and Doppio as 2 different people. TG has 5 doctor's+ that big rock Animal in total, 4 counting Tooru and Akefu as different people. Assuming that the Urchin was either a rock animal or a sea Urchin fisher someway related to the Hospital doctors the number will then match. Urban Gruella + the Big Rock Animal are already AU Cioccolata and Secco, same goes for Tooru and Diavolo, This pattern is however broken by the rest of the TG doctors although if originally there was plans for 6 then maybe the Stand order would have been different
Frank Zappa was not a fan of Elvis
The Stand/user is implied to have Raped Yasuho (like everyone else in JoJolion). Assuming that TMR was actually real what could this mean in the wider story of JoJolion? Personally i'm assuming that if it isn't a rock animal then this user would both Know of and reference Tooru (although likely as only 'the Top rock' or something else) and because of his distain for him would rape Yasuho (although this could just happen because Yasuho is constantly raped anyways, he wouldn't need a reason)
I'm not sure if i think this is real or not, logically it wouldn't be, but part of me has been thinking about this all day. Honestly if it wasn't for how OP described it and talked i could see this being real, Part of me wants to believe it is too. I'll being going over everything in the archive and the Album itself to see if anything else matches up with it. I'll see you all in the storytime, i really think this could be something
Maybe.
But I just meant that'd be an unoriginal plot idea at this point.
Hazamada when?
I can't for the life of me work out the mechanics for it tho.
To be fair, neither could Araki.
Yeah
If YasoWHORE got touch like that, she would cum
it was very hot
reasonable analysis of a creepypasta? in this economy??
the parfait page better get 50+ replies when we get to it
I think the page with the most (You)s so far was either Soft & Wet's introduction or Flashback Man.
Pocoloco?
Either this, the jotaro one or Tamami calling koichi a hero
wish I could have used this more
For whatever reason the creepypasta was in my head all day, i just had to write about it even if it's only a surface level analysis of it. After going through the Archive I'm more weirded out by it then anything. Especially with multiple people claiming to be OP in the 2nd thread
As it stands now i don't think the OP ever actually was in the second thread, and that everyone claiming to be him was bullshiting. This doesn't mean OP wasn't bullshiting in the first thread too but none of the other "OP"'s acted like OP did, OP also seemingly didn't know shit about Anon Babble while the "OP" that created pic rel very much did (assuming this was the same "OP" that spreged out on everyone). Even if it's fake you'd expect the OP to still act like OP during the second thread since changes completely wouldn't make any sense.
There was also a second creepypasta made about it desuarchive.org
(1/2)
As it stands i don't believe that this is real, i also don't believe that the first OP was fake, i simply don't know enough to say either way. I don't believe any of the following "OP"'s nor the Stand design are real assuming OP wasn't bullshiting the entire time. If this was meant to connect and be a prelude to WoU i think Josuke being split apart (mentally, not physically) into Kira and Josefumi is the most likely possible direction the arc could have taken, combined with Yasuho being raped again and Rai schizo bullshit. If it was meant to connect to Tooru then i wish it would have happened, also the arc was apparently meant to help explain some of the bullshit Araki abandoned, honestly it might feel like a fanfic or shitty creepypasta but i wish it was real if it would have improved late JoJolion
I definitely think there was at least 1 arc planned for JoJolion that was completely scrapped, Araki continuing to allude to a Mangaka Rigger prior to Vitamin C makes me feel like one was planned at one point but was scrapped later. Same could go for TMR really. A lot of shit was changed during JoJolion so something like TMR isn't that surprising in all honesty
Vitamin C to suck
I remember not liking it
Joshu is already introduced
I remember you being a bitch ass nigga
We will have to see when we get there
Me? It was just fanart, I didn't have anything to do with the creepypasta itself.
Old JoJo threads were a hell of an era though.
Forgot pic
I might make a collage of everything i got. I'm genuinely convinced at this point that at least 1 arc was scrapped and that TMR, even if not real, is very interesting. If i do I'll upload it next afterparty