Precure

Yes -mero!

Ya I prefer this one.

Idol is a straight romance season

And that's a good thing!

Komugi is not a slut

Thigh gappage

Karuta has got to be one of the most random hobbies for a Cure.

Bought a ticket to go to this year's local expo to see Tanaka Rie and other panels.

sexing the fairies!

You love her so much

Rikka is cute and deserved better than being in Doki.

ripping away the swallow from the Happy Prince

Why would you do that?

To let Rikka find her own happiness.

Sniff.

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Not in a million years.

let's hear one reason why doki is a bad precure series other than regurgitating a meme that doesn't even make any sense.

smelly pheromones

other than regurgitating a meme that doesn't even make any sense

You explain what you mean by that first.

Boy smell

I want to scratch both of these two behind the ears.

Happy Birthday Sango.

She needs to wear boys clothes and wear boy's cologne and walk right up to Manatsu and look her right in the eye and tell her to keep her makeup to herself because theirs a new Sango in town and that's when she slaps her butt and walks away.

Sweaty Sora?

Sweaty Sora on top of me.

Sora needs to take a shower.

Sora needs to shower off the shit series she was carrying

Sora needs to shit.

We just had a het romance season with Wonderful though… We’re due for a yuri year.

Sora needs to shower with me.

Because the last time precure went full yuri was such a success?

You will get tokubetsu na kirakkiranran and you will like it.

You will get your Meroron x Purirun episode next week and that will be enough joking around.

What if Mashiron didn't shower for a week?

Because the last time precure went full yuri was such a success?

Maho is one of, if not the most successful season in Japan though?

Doki too for that matter.

Besides Heartcatch we haven't had a yuri season yet.

Japan loves Maho 2 though.

Not only Japan, I too

Meroron x Purirun

That's a confirmed het couple though, since Meroron is a male

Lies

Let them get hyped for the episode anon. Once the true nature of Meroron will be revealed (he/him) the meltdown is going to be incredible.

Cure Kiss is a jirai-kei trap

Nah, that's too many new attributes for a Cure at once. Toei is too risk adverse.

Isn’t Meroron the Mid-Season Cure Kiss? Would Precure dare to do another m*le cure so soon after HS?

I could buy Toei making another male Cure, but a transexual male Cure with twintails that wants to stick her dick into Purirun? Nah, that's way too crazy.

That would be the ultimate troll
99% it's Meroron but no hard confirmation yet, unlike with Zukyun.

yup it's another year of people making the most retarded theories imaginable and crying when they don't come true

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Yeah, it's technically not confirmed by merch, but there are no other real candidates other than Cutty, and that's a huge stretch (to be fair, he is also associated with the color black). Kaito is 99% deconfirmed because of the nature of his future planned merch. Tanaka would also be meme tier but technically not practically deconfirmed like Kaito.
If a new character did come out of nowhere to be Cure Kiss when there's a pretty obvious candidate in Meroron already, then that would be an Ace situation, which is a practical impossibility in this franchise.

tranny cure

They already did it in Hugtto.

impossibility

Then why did they already do it with Ace?

I'm pretty sure male Meroron believers are just meming. At least male Purirun wasn't completely implausible before the neetama leak.

Cutty is the only other real candidate to be Cure Kiss

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I said practically impossible

cherrypicking my words to as a gotcha

Anon, I...

my words to as a gotcha

full retard cope

in what dimension is the term "nee-sama" (tama) used in a hetero romantic context?

I'm sure you could find some Onee-shota story that does that, but it would be one abnormal one.

100% not happening, at the very least, they don't make them super fruity like Cure Infini. A male cure cannot be named "Cure Kiss"

There is Otoboku and other such "trap in a girl's school" stories, but that's a laughably niche genre.

A male cure cannot be named "Cure Kiss"

source: my ass

What do males do? They KISS GIRLS

The male in your pic will never kiss or be kissed by anyone.

transphobe

captcha JGYKS

Kaito-sama will be Cure Kiss

Kisses!

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Reminder that Henri wasn't gay. He just liked wearing what he liked.

Kaito has a better chance at being Cure Kiss than the fairy with fucking purple twintails being a boy, why are people even entertaining such bait?

What if I want to read between the lines?

He blew a kiss to another guy.

Fujos and homos are starting to sound pretty desperate at this point huh

Because Saaya is boring.

I'm listening to a JP crossdresser podcast from time to time and the guys are overwhelmingly homo/bi.
Statistically Henri is likely to be that too. It's science, pure facts.

Are you suggesting that theres a correlation between wearing girly clothes and wanting to suck a dick?

Both hypothesis are retarded and you are retarded.

If you could change one thing about the precure franchise, what would it be?

It's funny to see. Episode 4 gave them a false sense of victory.

It doesn't sound that far-fetched.

I'd make dinosaurs a recurring theme.