Dragon Ball thread

Dragon Ball thread

Pintar the schizophrenic

Shartgon Shatll.

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

CHADREN THE GRAY APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE GRIPren the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL
SWOLEren the RIPPED
TANKren the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING
GLAREren the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED
ZENren the SPIRITUAL
POTENTren the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE
VALORren the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR INVICTUSren the ETERNAL MAELSTROMren the TITANIC
QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC
MONSTERren the TERRIFYING
LORDren the KING
DEITYren the CHRIST
CRIMSONren the LEGEND SUPERNOVAren the TRANSIENT RENCHAD THE JI
JICHAD THE REN
RENCHAD THE CHAD
KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY
THE CHAD OF CHADS
ENCHAD CHADREN
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD
CHA CHAD

ENTER CHADREN

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Lebron is a bitch and would be black yamcha in the db verse

forcing the thread to be around my tranny drama again award

Give it a rest, “sis”.

Turning Puar into my fucktoy and forbidding him from transforming.
NOW.

Kneel.

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The Master of Mortality more like The Master of Mares.

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GENTLEMEN

Goku
My shit
A slice of bread
Telling him it's a hotdog
Do the math

You niggas prefer gokus ssj on namek or gohans ssj2 during the cell games

GYATT DAMN, Gohan gets to pump THIS?!

Midku, easily.

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Nissan is the Dragon Ball of autos

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...and brown.

Lebron is nappa at best with his bald ass head

1 minute apart btw

1-1 minute ap--

You’re a tranny.

CHOOSE YOUR GOKU

Bejitabros live in my walls
Piccolobros live in my pipes
Gohanbros live in my vents
Yamchabros live in my basement
Tienbros live in my attic
Beerusbros live in my mind
Jirenbros live in my dreams
Chiaotzubros read my mail
Future Trunksbros spy on me
Gotenbros fly planes over my house
Bulmasis' hack my webcam
Chi Chisis' put hallucinogens in my food

Happy Goku day brothers

What's the difference between Deadku, middleku and EoZku

kek

You have zero humanity if you enjoy watching Moeshitter shows. For most of human history, the stories passed down for generations have largely been epics in the form of religious prose, poetry, or song. This is because people enjoy hearing a good story of heroes and warriors triumphing over evil, getting past obstacles and going on a long journey like the Odyssey or the Epic of Gilgamesh. From these old stories came derivations which birthed genres like comedy, tragedy, satire, romance etc. These ancient stories have persevered in the modern era and has given forth new stories in the anime industry. Shounen as a genre is as big as it is because it has the same themes that make it comparable to an ancient epic. Romance and comedy come after because they too share these characteristics. But with Moetrash, you don't get any of that historical tradition. You have a group of cute girls doing nothing for as many chapters as possible. They do normal life activities like school or hanging out but contextualized with terrible satirical writing from a 40 year old otaku mangaka who never had a social life and thus can only guess how a young japanese girl would act. You as a reader are only observing boring and ordinary people and come away with no sense of awe or wonder. Really, you just consume a fictional character's life like a mindless normalfaggot browsing their favorite celebrity on IG. And while every reader has vicariously lived through the characters they enjoy, what does the moeshitter worship? A hero? A villain? A tragic character? No one. Just a retarded 14 year old chuuni girl written as a terrible overused trope. People who read moetrash are sad, pathetic subhumans - often from 3rd world countries - who live miserable lives and thus look towards moetrash as severe escapism and to experience normal life - the friends you never had, the girls you've never kissed, the activities you pussied out of. And this is why you should pity the moeshitter and their garbage.

muh gokek is cool and manly I swear

Grvke.

Gokuschizo...

t. moeshitter with zero humanity

How can someone who sharts his diaper be someone's hero?

Is that so? I thought he had better stuff to do.

Like you had nothing better to do than larp as a Zlybro and laugh at your own story about how your friend killed herself after being raped, right?

The brine of your armpit sweat would be my requested last meal on death row. I never stopped thinking of you.

Is there a thread for Dragon Ball Z or Super? I don't want to talk about the optional moeshit prequel for pedophiles.

Gohanfags haven’t recovered from this.

It’s crazy that they walk around with these assholes and just think they’re gross not knowing I imagine worshiping every single one I see

W-WE KNEEL!!!!

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Yup, YUP, YUPAROO!

1MA again

sounds like a slugger type of game

m-maybe my falseflag attempt will work this time

Cross-thread RTH

It’s just a bit of fun, warden

Both of you pretty much broke up. It is not surprising that you would hold a grudge against her.

Girls
Scat
Do the calculus

I broke up with her, not the other way around. Sometimes you need to prune a beautiful orchard so that it might grow more wonderful. I could see that her roots were suffocating around me, and it was not worth possessing her if it would destroy her- so I cut her free, and am content to admire from afar. I hope she grows into the mighty oak she was always meant to be, that shades the children as they play for many years to come. I hold no hatred in my heart.

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You dropped Piccolo entirely but not this?

Dragonball?

Now this is some good shit!

Where's the cock?

Be 300lb Jirenbro

Ground quakes as I waddle along

Before avoid me holding their noses

Heh, they envy my gains

See cute girl I orbit at Subway

I order 17 footlongs and try to talk to her about my hero, Jiren

She FLEES to her manager who tells me not to come back or he'll call the police

H-heh, I broke up with her, not the other way around. Sometimes you need to prune a beautiful orchard so that it might grow more wonderful

How long has she been melting down now?

Post your favourite thing about Dragonball.
My favourite thing about Dragonball is that the fights are rly cool.

Jiren is the cutest Dragon Ball character.

My hero? Beat the tranny and the raped indian yup yup.

... If you're blind and deaf.

Dead thread dead franchise dead toriyama dead manga flopped daipa flopped sparking zero etc etc

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Give it a rest, like I said. Everyone’s sick of it

I agree, the fights are very awesome.
What's your favourite fight in the show? Mine is Super Sayan Goku vs Full Power Frieza.

My hero fucked the tranny.

calling her a tranny

Hey gokubro

That's weirdly sweet and peotic I didn't expect that from a shitrentard

Yes, that one is very cool, but my favourite is Teen Gohan vs Perfect Cell, Gohan is so badass.

Kek, not even schizo slapfights can keep these washed up threads afloat anymore.

Because it's not a shitrentard.

KBC

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Why does it look a little zesty

My favourite is King Kai, his jokes are so funny lol

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Yeah, taking a peak here. I'm glad I moved on to a new series called Sykon compared to Dragon Ball.

AW YEAH
THIS IS HAPPENIN

You have been noticably absent lately too.

It's a shitrenGENIUS

Deadku is end of Cell
Middleku is Buu
EoZku is wize
They're all different enough and no Super doesn't deserve one

In case you didn't know, THAT thread is still getting dozens of new ghost posts a day seething about Akemi and ACK and Troid

Imagine Jiren slowly crushing that moeblob's skull, cachinnating as its eyes pop out of its sockets.

does anyone really sit here all day following the pity drama? KWAB

Which is completely unrelated to Dragon Ball so end yourself

OLDKU

Who, who and who?

This but without a hint of irony.

Lol it's "SS4", not "SSJ4", only japanese use the J after SS and I don't think ur japanese xD

Jiren.

Pintar has a romantic heart

wow u like the most op character in the show, so cool and interesting... <_<

That's Pintar retard.

Quiet.

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I saw my wife's son drawing Tien today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular character, like Gohan or Goku. He said he doesn't feel bad when school shootings occur because those schools probably had at least one GT fan. I became full of rage and disappointment towards my son with that statement! I began to scold him; I told him he has been behaving like a sociopathic racist incel monster of a human being all year and that he makes me quake with anger, resentment, and dread that I have not seen any improvement in his despicable behavior! He said I was a plebian retard who did not understand the rites and rituals one must complete to achieve apotheosis! I told him loud and clear that he was completely out of touch with reality and that his deranged demeanor was going to hurt an innocent person one day! I reminded him that if he were really a good person, he would seek to stop his wicked ways for his New Year resolution! He said he was Based and Tien-pilled, and he could do whatever he wanted! What should I do? I am almost in tears at this point. Should I ground him?

He wouldn't do that, he's a hero.

!!!
GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WHO DID THIS
I'LL WIPE THEM FROM EXISTENCE
PAST, PRESENT, AND EVERY FUTURE

I really really like 18 but not because im a pervert, it's because she's very strong and even beats Vegeta in a fight, plus she's also really pretty so there's that too hahaha

pintarpintarpintar

This dog needs to be taken to the vet, and it needs to come back in an urn.

ME

shut up kid i do what i want

PintarBelgianNulyfag please get out of my head

she’s hot obviously but the main appeal is just that she’s really really cool

You forgot Tienrus.

Wouldn't be surprised if Pintar makes posts calling people Pintar and then RTH saying Pintar isn't here schizo etc etc

Seeing every new word in this post began making me a little excited, a little sexually violent, a little spicy in the head, and I started impulsively cracking the necks of every cat and brown child near me. I am now on a war path, beating and eviscerating everything that moves, in the hopes that at least one of my victims is either your son or Tien. At some point, both will die, and I will continue taking out my rage. This is the fate of every TienBROKEBITCH, to suffer lacerations and broken ribs, mulched internal organs, disfigured faces and skulls, and ultimately to have their hearts ripped from the chest. There will be many groin injuries inflicted including against very little children and very fat elderly men. This is a fate coming to everyone who has ever drawn the face of the three-eyed jobber.

You forgot Pancutie.

Which voice suggested this one? The same one telling you to set things on fire or no?

Good job jirenscholar. You got her on your lap.

So hot... *licks*

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lol did u really just call me a kid over the internet... wow ur so dumb
also gogeta ss44 isn't even that strong because he unfuses against omega shenron so technically he lost that fight :)

*ss4

That is literally what she does, look at how she replied to you seething now.

i wanna see her butt

wow youre gonna call me dumb and then you can't even spell correctly?? LMAO EPIC FAIL!!!

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That's a man.

blatant RTH

this desperate to have more shitflinging drama for an entire thread

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Rei
Goten
Sweat
Bed

Do the math

I...WILL ..NEVER....FORGIVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
DIE.

I agree, she is very cool and beautiful, i wish she was real so she could teach me how to fight maybe

now brings up Gigi for no reason

Pintar...

it’s not me melting down defending my own posts for 2 fucking hours! it’s my countless fans!

Tienbros..... we're no longer the strongest human!???

In the past 5 minutes and 14 posts only one of them has been about discussion of Dragon Ball

How comes men don't seethe about ftm the way women do about mtf?

now brings up something that no one is talking about to justify his schizophrenia

PinTARD...

Why is there a thug in the classroom?
A thug can't become a scholar.

Goku.
He is a HERO. AND he always saves everyone in the end, plus he's also a cheery guy and really likes fighting, unless the person he's fighting is really bad, then he gets SERIOUS and kicks everyone's butt.
If you disagree, I'm sorry but you're just wrong and... wrong!

This franchise can't survive without rehashing the same shit. There needs to be changes

I'm so fucking happy girls started taking their shoes off in the gym when doing leg exercises.

krillinbros...
I'm NGMT

I don’t think anyone hates mtf more than men kek

AHAHAHAHAHA SHE'S COUGHING UP LOTS OF BLOOD
SHE'S DYING IN SEVERE AND EXTREME PAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOTAL PAN DEATH

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He's changed his ways

please please please let me derail the thread please give me an excuse to cry like a bitch for hours

Get a hobby

This is the first time since 2012 we have no future material to discuss
It's so over
ANNOUNCE A NEW MOVIE ALREADY IYOKU!!! GIVE US OUR DAIMA MOVIE CMON

All of my friends are fucking my wife while I'm out training
It's a joyful feeling

cry like a bitch for hours

Pintar that is you to a T.

I have a strong urge to pin down Goten

Women were more likely than men to have positive feelings about transgender people. Half of the women who responded said that they felt respect, compared with two in five men (50% and 40% respectively). Women were also more likely than men to feel admiration (26% and 17%).

It’s men who think you’re a freak.

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Tanked btw.

Yet here you are, replying over and over and over again with your schizo shit.

The universe/lore, it's very shallow but it's still good for RPGs and Fanfics. Xenoverse and Heroes make the best use of it but it could still used in a better way.

It's actually worse than 2012 (prior to the Battle of Gods announcement)
Dragon Ball Heroes was still regularly releasing material in 2012
We also at least had some console games to look forward to (not great ones I think it was Kinect)
Today, there's NOTHING.

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It DOES NOT LIKE when you post that. Oh, I mean the impartial observers.

1 minute because he couldn't reply before the timer cooled down

schizo

Pintar, please. Your posts are too obvious.

I'm happy for you Goku

BROLY FUCK ME NOW!

It’s not a samefag, they’re two separate replies.

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All of these are me (I unquoted them to make my post not be marked as spam).
I tried to derail the schizo shitposting with some seemingly innocent discussion, but you caught on.
I failed.
I'm sorry.

All these people died invading Ukraine btw

Does anyone have it saying it wants to throw acid on women’s faces? Peak femininity.

Pintarus.....

retcon everything post-buu

go back to hand-drawing animation

go the 90's Z era route when Toei was making memorable movies canon be damned

banish Toyo to be the grounds keeper for the cemetery Toriyama was laid in

There, I just fixed the franchise. No need to thank me.

No one is stupid enough to fall for it, Pintar

>𝟚𝟟𝟠𝟝𝟚𝟘𝟞𝟠𝟙

You didn't fix shit.

Thanks to Sparking SHIT the hype for the game community is dead too

Legends and Dokkan is their own things

They should start a new manga. Completely new by a new artist. It would be a fresh start for Dragon Ball

Awww look at the little cuckboybitch he's so scared he needs someone to change his diaper he can't e'en reply directly awww so cute

A reboot or AU would be better than this

JIRAN DAMN! You've saved the franchise.

banish Toyo to be the grounds keeper for the cemetery Toriyama was laid in

Kekaroo!

Yup kek, it was in reply to this
Very feminine thing to agree to bro!

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Bejita is a winless cuck.

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Why is he stinky?

...and Tenshinhan.

Classic female oestrogenated non seething mentally ill opinion

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Toriyama should've stopped Evolution from being produced instead of playing the willful ignorance card about its existence, that way he would've never come back to the franchise with SHITper.

>go the 90's Z era route when Toei was making memorable movies canon be damned

Yeah the super memorable Bojack is what will save this franchise

Nah I'd rather train.

Daipa still flopped btw

Pintar got called out

Now it is starting the schizophrenic meltdown over Gigi again

Kumiko sucked a bibisi.

BoG was going to be made, regardless of Toriyama's input. Evolution just motivated him to be involved with the project.

The original concept of SSG is Goku with a cape

I cba replying anymore and I am not going to ruin the thread, feel free to RTH me 50 times gilbert.

Pintar's fregoli

Go to sleep you have been at this since yesterday.

What should we do though?

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Why isn't there a Chok x Fayra doujin yet dammnit

DAMMIT

DAAAMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Bojack wasn't the most popular Z movie villain but he was still popular.

5 part OVA series, and close the main timeline forever.

Then do AUs.

Online is probably the best route to go for a new show desu
Maybe a quick 30 episode show adaption of it

BT3 giving Zangya an actual personality was just what the doctor ordered.

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drama ends

dead thread

They should do a moe slice of life with goten trunks and pan with slight action elements

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>retcon everything post-buu

Uh... NO. Hell the FUCK no. Retconning everything past Buu would mean CHADren would no longer be CANON. That CANNOT happen and WILL NOT happen.

moegold stops flowing

thread dies

It's that simple

Who cares what happens now? Toriyama is dead and nobody is going to care about Dragon Ball because neither Toei, Shueisha, or anyone else can claim he worked on something for easy points anymore.

Man can you imagine Dragon Ball crosses over with an American capeshit comic property, but instead of CHADperman or the CHADvengers, it's some shitty nobody third-party comic no one cares about

I'm willing to accept Daipa as canon if for nothing other than undoing SHITper's potara retcon.

Toriyama literally wrote the story of Dragon Ball Online (which got recycled into parts of Xenoverse)

The way Online/Xenoverse works, they can literally milk the "Written/Inspired by Toriyama" for longer than Dragon Ball, Z, GT, and Super combined

Based. ERASE BITCHren!

Do you really want to see Clark Kent and Goku interacting?

Proof?

I want to see Yuliban do anything with the Yabanverse just so we get more Saiyan characters like these bros (who are going to fuck me in the ass in a few seconds)
Didn't that white boy get the black girl? Isn't that good enough?

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I doubt they'd touch anything related to Online unless they were incredibly desperate, considering Xenoverse is essentially a reboot of it, just without the "what happened to x character" and other such story bits.

I've grown surprisingly fond of Jiren recently, at first only ironically like many before me. But I think he's really cool now.

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KEKILLY DIDDLY DOO JIRREY JIRREY FOO! GOKU VEGETA AND BOO! I LIKE TO MAKE A BIG FAT POO IN THE POOL!!!!! FUNNYROO SKIPPITYDOO! RENNY RENNY CACHIDEEDIDDLYDEE HAHA HEHEE!!! GRAY GRAY HE WONNY WONNY WONNN!!!!!!!!

Didn't that white boy get the black girl? Isn't that good enough?

NO
【ℕ】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】【𝕆】!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Clark Kent written between 1990-2010 with a 90's Goku? I'd be down for a spinoff episode like that.

They look like they're in a postgrunge band from Planet Vegeta

THINren the FEATHERWEIGHT

Remember when in Daima, Gloryhole reflected on all the good times he had with Goku and Panzy, and there was a grand total of 1 minute of footage from across the entire series of the three even interacting they could use

I fucked your white fashionista whore, Jiren.

It's incredible how little I felt about this.
All this forced animation and it conveys less than 1% of the power of the original
And I felt nothing about Paragus dying either.
Just a horrible story

Remember when in Daima

Let me stop you there

I didn't watch Daipa.

Nuly is still a better character

False.

What do you want?
What do you REALLY want?
Think about that.

remembering the exact moment your friend drew her last breath

mom delivering the hotpockets down to my basement without knocking again

...on opposite day.

me HBOC to laugh at my own story

TANKED btw.

We can all agree the dub is bad, right? Mistranslations and such

Rarity is pure

We love sakurako no matter how much you seethe at her, and she did NOT abandon her friend but it was a circumstance out of her control.

dancing on your friends freshly dug grave

This.

It was me. I did THAT to her friend.

moebrown RTH

I like watching the scenarios it comes up with.

Just like that story you came up with for attention, huh?

Ok I made it up.

I did not NOT make it up

Okay I made it up.

pondering how to celebrate the news of my friends passing

You have no legal duty to intervene, under statute, in a sexual assault if there is no duty of care established.

Sakurako mindbroke him to hell

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Let's talk about my favorite series, Dragonball Z. This classic American superhero cartoon stars Goku Williams, a superhero who is the hope of the universe. Goku Williams was designed by Japanese American Akira Toriyama and his friend, Christopher Sabat, to star in an American action cartoon inspired by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Super Friends, with Goku entirely inspired by Superman and nothing else. When Dragonball Z debuted on American TV in 1996, the adventures of Goku Williams took the world by storm. Driven by kickass music from Bruce Faulconer and Toriyama's favorite badass American rock bands like Linkin Park and Disturbed, mondo cool jokes perfect for 90s tude, and the greatest voice actors ever brought together for any project, Dragonball Z is truly one of the greatest American cartoons of all time. A little-known prequel simply known as Dragonball was made as a silly little comedic sidestory for the kiddies, while Chris Sabat himself went it alone to create Dragonball GT, which even he will admit wasn't quite all it could be but was a suitable conclusion to the saga.

Strangely, the little known Japanese dub turned him into a woman and had ridiculously unfitting music that changed the entire feel of the show. Stranger still, in 2015, Japan authorized an unlicensed bootleg continuation known as Dragonball Super, which became popular enough to be adapted into English but was clearly inferior to the true American original.

God Bless the USA.

Open and shut case. Exonerated.

He goes out of his ways to shitpost in /dbs/, Who's the mindbroken one here, Bejitabro?

GT kills the franchise outside of games

Daima kills the franchise outside of games

pottery

>Sakurako mindbroke him to hell

Goku is a hero.

>>Sakurako mindbroke him to hell

You could've been a hero too.

Forced meme.

Massive truth that no amount of falseflags or original author spite and senility can ever undo. Goku inspired me to be a better man. Goku is my hero.

...of cuckoldry.

This one made me smile

SEE, THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT DRAGON BALL Z'S BIGGEST BADDEST BESTEST DUB WAS JUST GETTING STARTED WHEN GT ENDED
DRAGONBALL Z PEAKED --- IN AMERICA BETWEEN 1999 AND 2002
IT BECAME A CULTURAL PHENOMENON ON PAR WITH POKEMON
IT WAS SO HUGE, THE ENGLISH DUB SINGLEHANDEDLY GAVE US THE BUDOKAI SERIES, LEGACY OF GOKU SERIES, AND THE ERA OF DB GAMES WE'RE STILL IN, EVEN WHEN DRAGONBALL WAS ALREADY OVER AND DONE IN JAPAN

There is NO equivalent now. NO one new dub. NO new games. No new movie. Nothing. It's OVER.

This was Gohan's movie and Dragon Fist is Gohan's move. There is no way Goku is strong enough to take on Hirudegan.

Sakura isn't a hero, not everyone is a vigilante.

Because that's how we all knew Goku. As an ally to good.

I'm happy I don't live in that bizzaro universe.

Goku is a [HEADCANON].

Based and FACT pilled.

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He is a hero but he isn't a "Hero" if that makes any sense

Son Goku from Dragon Ball doesn't [SENILE BABBLING]

Daima has a dub and sparking zero just came out

I FUCKING HATE JIREN SO MUCH

Moeshitter...

Sakurako...

Sakurako my dear you smell so good

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Beerusbro...

I unironically never understood this from Toriyama. He wrote a whole speech for Goku on Namek in the manga how for the sake of the namekians and sayains he's gonna beat Frieza

I'm going by what I grew up with.
He doesn't know he's a hero.

It's amazing how Tardmeritards don't understand what Toriyama was talking about
Literally just watch the old Jackie Chan movies like Drunken Master. That's who Goku was supposed to be. Good guy, hates it when someone gets bullied and kicks the bully's ass, but he's going to swipe dumplings if he can get away with it and isn't actively going around a city stopping crime. He just wants to practice his kung fu against strong guys, so long as he's not needlessly hurting people, and it just happens the strongest guys tend to get off to hurting people
How fucking hard is that to figure out

They both suck though

One gray alien
One hungry ponut
Solve the equation

No fucking wonder Toriyama was a frustrated cuck, hot DAMN ol' Jack used to be CHISELED

he's going to swipe dumplings if he can get away with it

THEIFkubros...

Please wipe your finger along your asscrack, sniff it and describe as best as you possibly can the aroma. Please oh Zeno please. You could give me happiness to last a lifetime with such a simple act…

I mean more like he's a hero because he does good things to save the world but he isn't a "Hero" who actively tries to seek out and stop atrocities or uphold justice

Like shit.

Goku can be righteous but it's not something he prioritizes. For example, a truly righteous hero would not let Piccolo walk away unrestrained at the end of OG DB.

D-D-DELETE THIS BEFORE MY WIFE SEES

Ponuts are disgusting

what I grew up with.

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The 'roo was beyond Jiren tier btw

Also Chan's characters in those movies was a selfish dumbass prick so he wasn't even a "good guy" as much as he was a happenstance vigilante
Toriyama wrote Goku way more heroic than that though but still not an actual "protect the innocent" hero

Is that Manny the mammoth and Diego from Ice Age!

in b4 she tanked that

I understood. All his heroic actions are only because the threats come to him or will reach his friends.

back in my days

She tanked that

HER POOPS AND ASS SWEAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT TO MINE, I CAN’T JUST SNIFF MY OWN DIRTY FINGER AND IMAGINE ITS HERS ANY LONGER, ITS NOT FUCKING WORKING! INDOLENT PETULANT PUP! I NEED TO KNOW HER PIQUANCY, HER CHEMICAL ADMIXTURE AS RECEIVED BY THE SENSES, HER SUPPLE SMOOTH BODY BIOME AND ITS SWEATY MUSTY DISCHARGES, MY OWN SHALL NOT SUFFICE! IT MUST BE HER! HER ALONE! HER SMELL! HERS! THE PECULIAR ARRANGEMENT OF CHANCE AND CAUSATION THAT ARRANGED THE ATOMS SO AS TO MAKE HER MIND AND HER LIFE AND HER FRAGRANT MUSK ALONE! THE DIET, THE HABITS, THE CUMULATIVE ENVIRONMENTAL ADAPTIONS TO HER UNIQUE LIFE ALONE!!! THAT SCENT, PUP, NO OTHER! DO YOU NOT ***SEE***? THE UNIVERSE IN ITS VAST CHAOS AND CHANCERY SPAWNED THIS AMALGAM OF PARTICLES THAT IS SAKURAKO, ONCE, AND NEVER AGAIN IT SHALL!!! AND I WAS BORN, MADE CONSCIOUS, THROWN INTO THIS WORLD SO LUCKILY AS TO COINCIDE WITH HER, THE CONDITIONS THAT MADE HER IN TIME! WHAT A JOY AND PRIVILEGE TO EXPERIENCE AWARENESS ALONGSIDE SUCH A LADY AND SUCH A WONDER! SO I WANT HER SMELL, DOG, DELINQUENT HOUND! UNDERSTAND? I CANNOT HAVE CHANCED BY COSMIC HAPPENSTANCE IN PROXIMITY TO THE WONDERFUL PROVIDENCE THAT MADE HER AND NOT KNOW THE AROMA PRODUCED BY THE HARMONIOUS PROCESSES OF HER LOVELY BODY!!! SAKO!!! WE ARE BORN, WE SHALL ONE DAY DIE, WE SHALL NEVER KNOW ONE ANOTHER AGAIN!!! RECOGNISE THIS, AND GRANT A POOR PEON THE BOON, THE FLEETING WONDER ONE DAY TO PERISH AS ALL WILL, THAT IS YOUR PECULIAR AND UNIQUE AND PERFECT BIOCHEMICAL EFFLUENCE, YOUR SCENT!!! JUST A DESCRIPTION MAKES BEING BORN HERE AND NOW AMONGST YOU WORTHWHILE AND VINDICATES MY ENTIRE LIFE! PLEASE DARLING!!! OH PLEASE!!! HEAR THE SCREAM AND PLEA OF A DESPERATE SOUL!

This.

smoking

Strongest Human would never

....is cringe.

Correct. Krillin doesn't smoke.

She can’t say no after this. It’s too logical and compelling.

True. Pan doesn't smoke.

Sincerity is never cringe.

Uub hates smoking.

I love you, Abon

What brand of cigarettes does Tenshinhan smoke?

I guess it smells like day old sweat, salt, ass smell (like tangy rubbery musk) and a sort of hint of damp.

Newport menthols

Captain Chicken says no to cancer sticks.

Sex

Black & Milds

Pumping… pumping to this every day, pumping to these words every day forever… thank you…

Your white whore is dead, Jiren

I jobbed to cigarettes...

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Time to beat it.

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DBZ probably wouldn't exist without cigarettes

Rarity was last seen alive in the final episode of season 9. G5 isn’t canon.

Does this mean he gets fucked by black men to get these?

While not explicitly stated, it's widely speculated and implied that the Mane Six (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity) are dead by the time of My Little Pony: A New Generation (Gen 5), which is considered a sequel. The long time gap between the events of the original series and A New Generation, along with subtle hints in the movie, suggest that they have passed away from old age or other causes

Do not listen to Kakarot, you're a spineless coward if you give the key to someone who would give it back if you just asked. Real men know you ship it to yourself so you're guaranteed to have it on for at least a week maybe two.

Why are you using that site?
Why are you knowledgeable on the subject?

G5 isn’t canon.

What website is this?

Why did tienrus never go after the moeshitters and trannies as hard as he did as the nulyfag?

It's the same person.

What? The whole fun in it is someone else having the key, someone else dominating you, controlling you, someone else deciding when you get relief, when you get to stop the pain, when you get to have a boner again. The mail service doing that automatically isn’t sexy at all. The pleasure comes from being totally subservient to and restrained by a transwoman who is the master of your own body and who gets to decide when you can cum again. If I can’t submit to her… what’s the point?

W-WELCOME TO MCJOBBER'S MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER SIR

i-i'm *SNIFF* the prince of all fryKEKS...

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HypnoTube

Stop asking questions.

What is it like to download your first Goku image Pintar

This GokuCHAD gets it.

SMARTku

Stop watching that.

These guys really need a 40 minute lecture to quit sissy hypno porn

Funners.

Donekek lost. The Prince? A marvelous cook. His GODnny's recipes? Loved for generations.

This… lol. I needed a methadone program and 5 weeks of hospitalisation to quit…

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I stink, therefore I am.

You need to call your doctor and tell them how dire the circumstances are. I don’t know how much time you have left. It might be monoxide poisoning.

Based bejitabro!

that barca thread on Anon Babble

I hate you guys sooo much

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youtu.be/tFPH9g1yKIE
Listening to this before sleeping is what got me out of sissy hypno. It can also be very helpful if you want to be more confident in general.

We like Aira here.

Pink girls will never win

...the slut contest.

I can't post my beloved here.

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You are not a sissy. You are a straight male. You are only attracted to beautiful women. You are not a woman. You are a straight male. You are not gay. You are a straight male. You are capable of pleasing a woman. Your erection quality is improving every day. Stop fantasizing about being a woman. Stop thinking sissy thoughts. Stop doing sissification activities. Think straight thoughts. Focus on being a straight male. You are a straight male. You are not a sissy. You will not relapse on sissy hypno. You will not relapse on sissification addiction. You will not relapse on fetish addiction. You will stay clean and increase your day count. You will be so happy with your day count as it continues increasing. You will make your days count, by finding more ways to recover. You will become healthier and healthier. You are not a sissy. You are a straight male. You are strong enough to break the addiction to sissification. You do not want to be feminized any more. You want to recover from sissification addiction. Your inherent masculinity is being restored. You are recovering. The sissy urges will go away completely as you recover. One day you will be entirely free of sissy urges. You are not a sissy. You are a straight male. The urges to have sex with men were just part of your addiction. Your addiction is not really you. Your true desire is to have sex with women. Rediscover your attraction to women. You are not a woman. You are a straight male. You think women are beautiful and sexy. You are no longer confused about your sexual orientation. You know you are a straight male. You are not a sissy. You are a straight male. You are not a woman. You are a straight male. You are not gay. You are a straight male. You are not bisexual. You are a straight male. You have no interest in a sexual encounter with another male. A beautiful women can satisfy all of your sexual needs. Your sissy thoughts will completely vanish. Your sissy urges will completely vanish.

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Pic of Gohan just testing something

I think I just waku'd my pants

Since DB is dead, should we just do what star warfags did and make too detailed backstories for all the background characters?

Goku says this in post-EoZ.

sp dweller

Let me guess, argentinian and into men (axiom)

AHA, I KNEW IT
some Twitter fag tried to claim that picture was by Toriyama but the Artstyle is very clearly off, so I needed to post that pic and then do a Google reverse search so I could compare and aha, it's NOT the Toriyama pic, this is
That one is a very obvious redraw by someone else, they got most of the major details traced down but the actual subtle ones like the rock placements are wrong. Also Toriyama never used that kind of ink hatching for official drawings
BOOM. I would call him out on this but I feel better knowing that I was CORRECT.

I will post some rarar later jirenbro

Both together
I'm such a FUARKING SMART SCHOLAR

Is this britanon here?

HETEROSEXAULARYANtina out of nowhere

Warped

all amerimutts

Fucking grim. Am I the only english rose in here?

But enough about Blue girls favourite contest.

American website. You may proceed to cope now.

Whenever the Shintani or Kubota argument is brought up and all normies pick Shintani my blood fucking boils. I feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm one of this days, are people just fucking blind?

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Gero is dead and Goku would never be interested in her. She lost your heart is irrelevant

shintani looks better you just have a nostalgic bias for a style you grew up with

Goku would never be--

Moeshit covers? YIIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

new colony

already infested with moe

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Where are you…

Don't worry, Goku just hasn't said the safeword yet.

Kubota is better but why does your blood boil? Who cares what other people think

new colony

already blessed with moe

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Stop being so possessive, I'm always here for everyone. Just got back from the grocery store.

english

My condolences

Sorry… what did you buy…

Did you buy snacks?

God I fucking HATE *rgentina

Did you buy drinks?

moebrown RTH again

Goku is a kissless virgin he means fighting and fighting only.