JoJo afterparty thread

qrd?

Gotta give it to Joshu for being a bit worried about Josuke when nosebleeding even if he hates his fucking guts.

Trout Mask Replica was a stand "cut" from JoJolion for some unknown reason
desuarchive.org/a/thread/240641408/ here is the original thread

Where is plot points anon...

Good work

Beetles
In my carpet
Beetles
They come out at night

Plot Points

Flashback Man (retconned)

Kira has no family (retconned)

Kira died of illness (retconned), Yotsuyu was involved in Kira's death, Yotsuyu killed Josuke's non-Kira half

Evil Norisuke (dropped + retconned)

Daiya was supposed to mindbreak + enslave Josuke (defeated/dropped)

Bookseller's mark (dropped)

Kira's sister Kei the Maid

Josuke wants to go to school (dropped)

Johnny in Japan

weird baby that washed up on the beach after Johnny's death

Kira in Higashikata Rape Dungeons near where Josuke was "born" (retconned?) - actually that was Yotsuyu's room and Tsurugi was lying to the readers? (raughs)

Firstborn Higashikata getting the rock disease

Holly possibly having rock disease

Kira had a cure for rock disease (retconned), Kira came to Morioh looking for a cure to rock disease

ROCK HUMANS

Kira had something rock humans wanted

Jobin is connected to the rock fruit

I don't post them as often because this list triggers people for some reason.

Thanks Anon

I believe it.

he delivered

very intriguing anon, hopefully someday araki will do a Q&A and if we're lucky we can get a response.

The Strongest

When did Tsurugi say Kira was in the rape Dungeon?

I still maintain that the anime could smooth over a lot of these points

What's the best stand for influencing beetle fights?

>Kira in Higashikata Rape Dungeons near where Josuke was "born"

Imagine only going through DiU and reading this out of context.

When did Anon Babble become legit gay?

I'M GONNA SAY THIS SO I DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF TOMORROW
Damo's group legit did absolutely nothing wrong. The Rokakaka trade hurts absolutely no one, and you can't even argue about equipment exchange being dangerous because Aisho makes sure to explain all the risks to the people buying it, there's real life medical treatments that also can have devastating side effects but these aren't "evil" just something that exists for people willing to take those risks.
The only real victim of the rock humans shenanigans is Holly, because even Kira and Josefumi just suffered the consequences of their actions

Beetles... are strong!

Paper Moon King

Sounds like something a filthy fucking rigger would say

Opinions of those sensitive enough to get triggered by this don't matter.

robots

Fake news. Josuke is a yankii so Kira must also be a yankii.

>Kira had a cure for rock disease (retconned)

Imagine how much shorter Jojolion would have been had this not been removed...

I'm eagerly waiting for

Kei Nijimura (retconned + un-retconned)

It only triggers me because it's spoilers. Proclaiming a plot point has been dropped after one volume is robbing new readers the disappointment of reading the entire storytime then finding out nothing ever got addressed.

But I'm a first time reader and I only add the dropped/retconned notes as I read them.

the Chad Lucy Steel

-Talks about her body count and you know it's about her kills
-Tim wants to wife her, she I immediately cuts him off because she is LOYAL to Her husband
-Willing to kill herself if Valentine actually raped her
-KILLS Valentine and forces him to use D4C to survive (better record against The president than Gyro btw)
-Makes Alt Diego her Bitch
-steps up when Johnny jobs
-Lives off screen bizarre adventures with Josefumi in America
-Dies at an old age having a fulfilled life

The (non)virgin Yasuho

-Talks about her body count... it's just Morioh's demographic statistics
-Leaves Josuke just because she thinks he might be into BDSM
-Humiliated, manipulated, and fodderized by a 9yo crossdressing kid
-Has one of the strongest stands in the series and still feels useless and helpless for most of the story
-Never steps up against her abusers or foes always needs someone to save her
-Jobs to any stand attack that looks her way
-Never finishes a fight on her own
-Lives eternally Cucked with none of her problems solved or even confronted in any way shape or from

Stacy*
"chad" would she is a man.

maybe araki was cooking a rape to END all rapes plot point but editor-sama said no

Best parts: 2, 3 & 7

Best parts: 6, 1, and 8 (but only when Yotsuyu or rape are there)

Parts from least vanilla to most vanilla:
8 > 6 > 4 > 7 > 2 > 5 > 3 > 1

What went so wrong ?

You know, thinking about it, JoJolion is a lot like the Buu saga

Both Araki and Toriyama being let off the leash of their editors and being able to delve into the realm of their creativity with no one to keep them in check

Ends up as a very mixed bag, a lot of great stuff in both but also has some of the worst of the series

NTA But some of those aren't dropped or retconned
It would be better to make a final list after everything is over

What about the people they killed so they could steal their identities? And planning to murder Norisuke and steal his house?

Why does this kid have a tattoo?

complain when no one is compiling plot points

complain when someone is compiling plot points

Nobody complained about the first one....

Where is 9 so far? also why is 2 so high?

NTA but 9 is probably between 7 and 2.
Nothing outlandish beyond the lava rock

Well she does look like one

DIOposter did it consistently until I started. And I wasn't even the guy he kept calling out.

Rigger apologist

Anon, I can only say this once...
If you do not stop this instant I'll turn you into something that does not exist in this world.

2 can be crazy.

A RIGGER apologist

Luigi Mangione....we need your stand for one more job....

Based taste

What exactly was Jobin's motive, again? Maybe I'm autistic or something, but I don't actually see why he needs to be in conflict with Josuke.
I get that he wants to use the fruit to help his son, but... Josuke also wants to help his son, so they're not really out of alignment long-term except for that Jobin is a fucking cunt.
I don't get it.

You can compile them without spoiling which ones were dropped, dumbass. It'll be even funnier if you compile a giant list and we get to the last volume and anons are still saying "What ever happened with _______? It'll surely be addressed this time!"

Sometimes I like pretending to be a new reader

You know, when you think about it they didn't even need to do the whole beetle betting with Jobin
If Yasuho just knew how Paisley Park worked from the start she could have just inspected the cameras to see the fruit being traded

*COUGH* *COUGH* "J-Josuke-kun?"

Palawanicus!? Oh my God...

*COUGH* "S-Sorry Bossu....guess I got carried away back there."

It's okay, don't worry, I'll use [Soft & Wet] to-

"Heh, this isn't something....you can plunder away...Rosenbergi bring out the worst in us beetles h-heh *COUGH COUGH COUGH* "W-We....we had a lot of fun together.....r-right?"

Please....please no....YASUHOOOO! YASUHOOOOOOO!!! GO GET HOT PANTS!!!!!!!

"Don't...trust....the rock....huma-"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Pointing out a retcon makes sense but how do you know which ones are dropped? They could still come up later.

Tell me, specifically, which ones I've spoiled, keeping in mind that I'm often making this list AS I READ in the storytimes. If you do not, you will be raped by every sodomite in Morioh.

I like posting "WHAT THE?" before big moments :)

Jousuke thinks Jobbing is a rigger lover. Seriously, the association with the rock people and not just feeding Tsurugi the fruit now is suspicious and warrants investigation

Why did piller men end up being so much better than rock humans in every conceivable way?

Please....please no....YASUHOOOO! YASUHOOOOOOO!!! GO GET HOT PANTS!!!!!!!

KEK

It's one of those stories where everything could be immediately solved if the main characters just sat down and talked for five minutes

Seriously just let Norisuke, Josuke, and Jobin talk for 20 seconds

Josuke "Jobin I understand you want to use the fruit for your own gain, however I would really appreciate it I could have one single fruit from that tree fr my mother Holy. She needs it to be cured. Of course I don't mind waiting until you heal Tsurugi first in case you have any doubts. I'll also help you graft another one so we can plant a tree and you can make as much money as you want for those. I have no issue with that."

Norisuke "Me neither."

Jobin "Ok sure."

I just want to prep everyone once more so we can all be prepared
Tomorrow is a full volume of Tsurugi.
Accepting that fact now will make tomorrow's storytime much easier to bear, trust me.

I did.

I get that having a white mage would make the fruits feel a lot less special but they sure would explain why characters heal so easily after eating shit.
Also Joseph was the white mage of part 3

My compassionate hero Joshu empathizes with the stag beetles

Yeah but the end of the arc is stand battle asspull kino

I made the bus look like my dad

What the fuck is this sloppy ass shit

It's so stupid but I love it

Oh fuck tomorrow is the volume with literal NTR

It worked!
The thread suddenly showed that a post was filtered, the annoying gif spammer was filtered
Fuck yeah

Maybe Joshu isn't so bad after all... even if he was being somewhat annoying this volume.

Pillar men were straightforward. Riggers look the same as everyone else 90% of the time and their biology is an autistic mess, it reads like something Chris-chan would come up with.

Aztec Gods of Fitness vs Riggers

It's obvious.

When (if) JJL gets an adaptation in 2030, who should voice Yasuho as the town bicycle?

Josuke cruising in his golden Lambo

Pucchi: Finally, I have Kujo's memory disc! Now I can find out my Master's plan for heaven!

Jotaro's memory: "I, DIO, have a plan to force everyone to know what they are fated for at all times so they can't resist my rule, and that plane is..." ... Yare yare daze, I don't want to know any how that psycho planned to pull that shit off. *burns the book before reading another word*

Pucchi: .... FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

YATTAZO

where do you rank palawanicus on the joestar tier list?

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Someone sounds mad

Part 6 characters: I am going to eat this burger.
Part 7 characters: I am going to 'eat' this 'burger' [burger emoji].
Part 8 characters: This... "burger" [burger emoji], oka~~~~y? Yeah, what I'm gonna do with this 'burger' is... 'eat' it! Let me repeat it again: I am going to 'eat' this burger, COMPLETELY!

Higher than Jotaro, Giorno, and Jousuke.

which jousuke? or is it higher than both?

Next we get Josuke taking Yasuho on a date on his new golden Lambo, right?

kek

Araki claimed the Stone Mask could be used to unlock a stand.

But... Dio's vampire powers are clearly not the same as his stand, in fact, he had to use the arrow to unlock his stand like everyone else...

Jojorion Jousuke

Can't wait to see him struggle to operate a 30 million yen manual transmission.

Jotaro is such a good boy, don't you think?

raffs

Vampiric Freeze freezes objects

The World freezes time

Vampiric Freeze is The World Act 0.5

What if Josuke grew up in part 8 Morioh instead of part 4 Morioh?

So since everyone killed by Pucci during the time acceleration came back with a new name and history, does that mean Jotaro isn't even named Jotaro anymore?

In the new timeline he's Irtaro. I kinda feel bad for him now that Koichi doesn't know him anymore

Joshu talks a lot of shit but deep down he's not coldhearted like other Jojo characters. He's not built for Jojo's streets.

dad goes overseas

immediately becomes a delinquent

he goes overseas

daughter immediately becomes a delinquent

What if Josuke were in Morioh instead of Josuke and had to fight Kira instead of Kira?

Which JoJo has the biggest cock? I vote Joseph! Oh, and clearly Jotaro has the smallest since his Y-chromosome is from a Japanese dude.

I imagine that's what Josefumi is like.

Cool fight

Cool character interactions

Good pacing

PP's bazongas

The only thing wrong with this volume is Yasuho getting bullied by Tsurugi again. Yukako would never let that happen to her

Jonathan > Joseph > Johnny > all the other hapas

Joseph or Jonathan, because they're the tallest (195cm). Giorno and Josuke are probably smaller than Jotaro because Jotaro is 195cm in spite of his Nip genes. Johnny has the smallest babydick probably even smaller than Jolyne's clit.

What is the funniest expression any character makes in the series?

see this

Are you opening the door?

why was paisley park so hot this volume

Vampirism is his base stand. The World is his bites the dust.

Johnny, probabaly.

parapalygic is the one with the biggest dick

Heh, what cruel irony.

Don't we have ANOTHER automatic stand pursuit tomorrow?

Sadly, yes.

Well...

is he... Alive?

Yes.
Yo, Angelo!

Yes
Even in the universe rest he's alive
Makes me wonder if Diavolo got remade in the universe rest in the midst of dying

He dies getting pierced by a dolphin or something.

You know, earlier I would've said something like "AHHH YES SEX WITH TSURUGI CHAN" but I'm kinda tapped out for the moment
What a shame, and it's his volume tomorrow too but I'm bored of the shtick. Maybe in a few days...

I joined by the end of Part 2. I am going to miss all this shitposting when we get stuck waiting for new Part 9 chapters.
You anons are alright. Godspeed, gentlemen.

I imagine he starved to death after a couple of days. I doubt anyone would dump food between his stony lips often enough to prevent

mfw have to suffer through another Born This Way

Yup.
Angelo & Enigma were given fates worse than death.

Honestly, I wish Araki redid pillar men in this continuity to be like antediluvian vampires form world of darkness
Ancient powerful being that have to play by the rules of society or else they'll get blitzed by more powerful enemies

Does he even need food?
He's made of rock now

Only my brothers get to use the r-word, humies like you must call us "biolithic folk".

brothers

we all know you riggers dont feel companionship, but nice try.

But then those fucking riggers would have the fruit and Josuke HATES riggers

That's literally what rock humans are

This is a story about breaking a racist curse....

But they don't have that feel that the pillar men did
All the rock humans have the same feel as regular stand users from any other part
None of them feel like they're out of time or old fashioned

If Johnny hates terrorists and Jousuke hates riggers, what about other JoJos?

Only 2 more volumes before Hato Brought Her Boyfriend Home

Why was Jotaro the only Joestar to employ rape correction?

ungentlemanly assholes

even bigger scammers

anyone annoying

Rohan

abusive parents

no one by the end

Jotaro hates women.

Johnathan was too noble
Joseph didn't have the equipment to clap pillar man cheeks
Josuke is too nice and would just fix the dude's asshole afterwards
Giorno is too murder happy to rape
Jolyene lacks a cock and that's what's holding her back
Johnny can't feel his cock
Josuke 2 doesn't know what rape is

Which characters would Jolyne have raped if she had a cock?

Josuke 2 doesn't know what rape is

only because every woman he has shown interest in immediately consented

Gwess, Miraschon, Viviano, The Green Baby, Miuccia, Rikiel, Donatello, and Pucci

Me

The Guard the looks like Tom Cruise

Rock humans don't feel as powerful as pillar men. Or rather, they don't feel powerful at all.

Josuke 2 doesn't know what rape is

He lives in Morioh he had to have learned at some point