JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 Volume 3 Storytime

Rina...

Cute couple

Jojo storytime thread

Opened

Black tea

Poured

Blanket

Covered

Yep, it's comfy time.

We're here

If you're heart is wavering . . .
Do not fuck the underage blind girl.

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came out like 10 years ago

Christ this makes me feel old

Lame, I want my boy now!

Jojolion...

WTF where is our HEROINE Daiya? Norisuke Blow that bitch's brains out AAAAA

Who fell harder on first meeting, Speedwagon for Jonathan or Yasuho for Josuke?

Would you try and reclaim your memories? Or would you just stay her retarded little amnesia sex slave forever?

I'd slap Daiya and force her to step on my shadow.

You're a glutton for that jockey, anon.

every person in morioh....

I hate this retard bitch so much

You'll have to be more specific.

Yabbasuho....

Yasuho...

Daiya is too smart

Gyro for Johnny when he saw him tame Slow Dancer

Yasuho...
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Oh boy! I can't to see my hero get his ass beat by a 16 year old blind girl!

CKB is kinda busted because Daiya can just declare a rule and bam, you're under its influence apparently. At least with the Darby Brothers you had to consent to the bet to risk your soul.

Speedwagon was something else. He fought Jonathan for 2 minutes and then devoted the rest of his life to that man and all of his descendants.

Technically he consented to take care of Daiya already when Norisuke asked him.

That was before she imposed any rules

I forgot how hard Josuke gets shit on during this arc

Why is everyone in this family romantically weird? Where is the mother?

Daiya is already so much better than Yasuwhore.

Said no one

Autism family, so far I see them all on a spectrum

okay she might actually be retarded

You haven't seen the half of it yet Anon

I feel like 'something' has been taken from me.

I think it actually might be the one rule about having to not worry after her (I still don't really get it), which would make it ridiculously convoluted and inconvenient. It sort of makes sense from a psychological standpoint given she's so reliant on the help of others and gets a great deal of attention, whilst also not being able to be intimate with people (what she really wants), but it's a dumb ability regardless. If not then it's busted as fuck. You could say "only look at yellow objects" or some other bullshit.

Me....

What the fuck is Daiya's problem?

teenage girl who has a hot stud for a caretaker

Daddy's spoiled blind princess femcel

Nothing. Just a mischeivous, rambunctious kid.

That's what spoiling your autistic daughter rotten looks like.

need dick correction

Honestly, imagine if every little shit kid you've known in your life had access to a stand ability. How fucked up would that be?

YasuHOE...

ORAORA THAT BITCH

ORAORAORA HER OVAL SOON

Shit, we're already done with part 7?
Fuck man, having a job sucks.

Blind (Most people probably going out of their way to make things easier for you because they feel bad) + Daddy's Princess + Rich Family + Stando Tsukai personality = Extremely spoiled hoe with psychotic tendencies

I think I figured out how Giorno can have traits of Dio despite logically just being Jonathan's son in a genetic sense:
sci-hub.ru/https://doi.org/10.1038/nn.3594

TLDR; Experience doesn't change genes but can influence how genetics are used.

In this case it would mean that while Giorno only inherited genes from Jonathan and none from Dio, Dio's experiences still shaped how those genes were used.

You can also think of this as two different kids being given an identical box of Lego pieces with no instructions and getting told they can build whatever they want as long as every piece is used.

I thought it was because of magic vampire powers

I impregnated Yasuho

Cant you blame Gappy for choosing prime underage grade-a ass over used good whore?

Yasuho isn’t a whore

the bookseller's mark is drawn a handrail because... because it just is

Kira just really loved that bookseller's mark okay???

and the it was drawn on Kira's corpse because...it just was ok?!?

Steel Ball Run Race Complete Record

What's that?
I Skip all the part 1-7, so i dont know what that is

How does this explain his hair turning blonde?

his stand filled his hair with life energy which translates to perfect blonde hair

I think I figured out how Giorno can have traits of Dio despite logically just being Jonathan's son in a genetic sense:

How does that explain Giorno suddenly becoming Blonde and doing shit like the MUDA MUDA and WRYYYY

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE CAN DO THAT

Take Jonathan's genes but use them in a DIO way: say muda muda and wryyyy when punishing an evil enemy, something like that.

STOP TALKING LIKE RETAAA~~~RDS

Really, Johnny named his son after his dad instead of Nicholas, the brother he looked up to dearly or Gyro, his best friend he chose over Jesus and the race? This is stupid

Johnny named his kid George

I'll always be mad

She was primarily raised by Norisuke without Kaato's intervention

Sorry, no matter how much better their relationship may have gotten, you can’t convince me George meant more to Johnny than Nicholas or Gyro to the point where he’d want to honor him by naming his firstborn after the guy

Don't worry, the SBR slander has only just begun

This guy fuck Holy in SBRverse btw

He was probably hot in this universe since Kira looks like a model

That's Yoshihiro
Yoshiteru might have looked different

Continuing!!

La creatuera....

I mean original Kira was a handsome man too

He was Yoshihiro, not Yoshiteru. You can pretend one of Yoshihiro's ancestors got killed during the Love Train fight and that changed the character of the Kira family.

Johnny... Didn't Gyro already tell you it's not OK to kill teenage girls?

Not Jousuke...

The course of history was changed by Speedwagon's devotion to Jonathan.

Maybe he just liked the name George?

Cute daiya

Holy and Yoshihiro as parents would lead to an insane amount of enabling. The fact this Kira didn't become a serial killer is purely the work of nature and not nurture