Dragon Ball Super

F-FUCK... HOW did you know?!

GODly owns SHITrus, who watches his MASTER fuck his GREEN WIFE everyday and night!

Can you add some badass nuly emotes

.... is what happens in my AO3 fanfic, I wrote after getting BTFO on the /dbs/ thread, I self insert myself as Nuly (Bull) and Beerus as the loser that owned me (the cuck).

YOU are safe HERE.

There's NOTHING wrong with being a cuckold

.... is what happens in my AO3 fanfic, I wrote after getting BTFO on the /dbs/ thread, I self insert myself as Nuly (Bull) and Beerus as the loser that owned me (the cuck).

Sakurako, check the replies to your last post in the previous thread kek. There’s a melty occurring.

It's the moeshitter RTH btw

Well Tienrus, you ARE the king of cuckolds after all...

Trannies? ROPED
Faggot? AIDS
Pedophiles? GUNNED DOWN
Moeshitters? TORTURED
Fixed that for you.

Yup. YUP. YUPAROO.

程なく。

Brown people > white people
And that? IS a fact

...Said no one ever.

skips THEM

I'm noticing.

I'm coming for that damn obese poojeet bitch
And you fucking simps
You fucking queef huffing little sons of bitches
YOU'RE NEXT!

i’m cumming for pintar

We know piccolobro

Daipa is shit.

You can't, it's white boys denial week this week, no coming allowed.

gloids

NulyGODS won

Can't help but think about transgenders

Gigi broke you.

And Jiren.

And pony loving furries?

M-m-my most loyal shills at xitter loved this you know...

he thinks ‘onies are ‘urry

Zero crossover.

Isn't he supposed to be a literal god? They don't have a sex like ningen do.

He would be brown if they won

Thank you in advance.

827

Man I love kids

KEKAROOOO this means that Jimmy Neutron bitch with tits trace was a tranny hahahahhaha

Jiren won, moeshitter lost

Pedoccolo...

No it doesn’t. A herm isn’t a tranny and it means they have no genitals not that they all have cocks. Shut the hell up shitjetachaser

Yuparoo, No lies herearoo.

IESLB

Moe winny woo

Zbroly jobs to :

A child crying

One punch

A childs urine

A woman who got beat up by spopovich

Water

Can't believe this is someone's hero

Safely contained in my mirror

067

My wife married a pig...

It's because of more women watching football

A fucking reddit cap for ragebait

You can do better, dbSPIC.

I only love white men.

Jiren looking kinda tasty...

Dragon Ball??????

posting CRAPma as if anything that happened in it can be taken seriously in any level

LOLOLOLOLOL, are you like, daft or something?

Yup.

500k dollars or dinner with Bejita?

brown favela dog saunters in

I’m out.

...In opposite world.

Bejita doesn't seem like the sort that would talk during a meal

There is nothing more dangerous than someone with nothing left to lose... There is no "just go back to how things were", cause that sucked ass too. Dogfucker is gone now, and i'm on my own in these streets....

A child crying

It was actually being stabbed by king bejita.

One punch

From an SSJ2 (before SSJ2 existed) Goku in the same spot he got stabbed in as a baby.

A childs urine

A momentary gag that didn't leave a significant impact.

A woman who got beat up by spopovich

Broly had never seen a female before so he wasn't really trying to kill her at first.

Water

He never jobbed to water.

Give me your weenie. NOWAROO.

Wifekisser here, I will be there.

I`ve been here the whole thread hiding behind different personas, don't bother running away to Anon Babble.

Goku prepping Bulma for Broly

KWAGF!

I'm a schizo

Uh… which thread are you in over there?

This is simply a boring, worthless thread without moe in it, that's a fact of life.
There is absolutely nothing funny about cuck porn or jokes, which is what a bunch of idiots regurgitate daily in these threads, its time for a new type of content to be inserted into these threads as the new status quo.

The religion one

huehuechimp showing its brown deformed chimp face around the halls again

Moeshit is posted all the time

Thread activity halfed, threads often last for 10+ hours now

The new status quo is the end of the halls btw

I-I can't refute this...

Brazil is one of the most unequal countries in the world. The paper

analyses the causes of this inequality in terms of Brazil’s development process, which has traditionally ‘managed poverty’ without making efforts to promote change in the socio-economic order: what the author terms ‘conservative modernisation’. Accordingly, universal education and social security were not prioritised, and urban segregation, rural exclusion, and regressive taxation were reinforced. Since 2001, levels of inequality and extreme poverty in Brazil have fallen, the result of various socioeconomic factors. The paper
particularly notes the positive impact of policies supporting wealth redistribution, such as increases in the minimum wage, expansion in social security coverage, and support for small-scale agriculture. Yet, a stubborn concentration of income, wealth, and assets amongst a
minority remains. The author concludes that further progress will require radical urban, land, and fiscal reforms, along with greater political efforts to combat gender and racial discrimination.

doesn’t understand the difference between aquinas and descartes on animal consciousness

had to flee when he got exposed

Vermin.

fucked up the copy paste

thinks saying this matters when you can literally just say “brown” and instantly negate any value they hold as a human being

You know whats even funnier?
the fact that you no longer post Jiren out of sheer SHAME, for losing your power and hold over the janitors.
THAT'S pretty funny to me!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

683

You are brown. Nobody cares what you have to say here.

Why do you avatarfag as a being imagined by europeans to represent qualities you will never and can never possess?

Moeshitter newfag thinks they're apart of the halls

Hilarious

Moestuff is half the traffic of these threads nowadays, that is factual.
You simply don't appreciate how decayed this place truly became, because a surplus of moefrens came to fill the gaps almost immediately, you should be thanking us.
And that happened of course, after the Paid janitor the SHITPISSden had in his pocket was fired, so moecuties could now post freely.
Truly, an evolution took place, a reform if you will.

I am white
I contribute to ever on topic discussion
I have watched every Dragon Ball Anime
What is my scholar rating?

That's not true I've watched dbza

My skin? Alabaster.
My posts? Nouveau-roman-esque.
My favorite character? The Strongest Earthling.
My name? You can call me whatever you like.

ktzz

Do your fucking job.

SnowAguila

Do your fucking job.

Ynitsed

Do your fucking job.

Yuzuri

Do your fucking job.

AlpacaCuri

Do your fucking job.

casval

Do your fucking job.

Dkmu

Do your fucking job.

haveblue

Do your fucking job.

jackastor5194

Do your fucking job.

Nobbla

Do your fucking job.

PurpWal

Do your fucking job.

vvv

Do your fucking job.

w370

Do your fucking job.

ying

Do your fucking job.

It is factual, and it is also the reason the threads are so slow. the hacking didn't change much, until DB get new content, poster will get bored with the constant moeshitting avatarfagging and the halls will be nothing but a shadow of their former self.?o scholars would want to stay here, it's a shadow of what it once was, and the moeshit is playing with the corpse of what was once the best threads on the website.

but my jiren boogeyman

I don't give a shit, as retarded as he was he was on topic. Which is a feat even your brown ass can't fathom doing.

Zased

SSJ 3 Goku vs SSJ3 Bejita. Who wins?

based fellow krillinbro

until DB get new content

the dbs fans think they even count as white at all

LOLOLOLOLOL.
You? a fan of dragon ball Super, the WORST piece of dragon ball fiction ever made.
Why are fans of the joke that came after Z getiing uppity against ANYONE?
You are Chilean tier-spicos, nothing more.

We got a live one boys, a genuine chimp has swung into our halls. Brace yourselves for the mess it’s going to leave as we take it the fuck down.

brown favela chimp trying to call anyone else brown

Oh, I'm laffin.

If Bejita keeps his majin boost they have the same base power. So it's a draw.

KEKAROO. Send a pic of yourself, bitch.

brownoid being the arbiter of whiteness

Why are they so desperate to be us? Can you imagine spending your entire day getting your value system from a people who don’t look or think like you, and this being inculcated to the point where you insult your own species in relation to that ideal?

Damn, who are you calling brown? you can't even write anything properly, you fucking chimp, try again in English.

Vegeta is stronger at base level however.

AIEEEEEEEE SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Goku wins because he have better techniques and have better control over his forms

browney clowney thinks typing sequences of letters makes his skin less dark

browney associates fluency in dialect with a race he isn’t part of, and so clearly considers that race his betters

Moeshitter after entering /dbs/...

Who is "US"?
Certainly not you, posting on the decayed version of a general dedicated to cuck porn and trannies.
You think you demand any form of respect at all? You've been here for too long.

Picture from 5 arcs later

Not comparable. In the Buu Arc Base Goku was so much stronger than Base Bejita that he let himself get controlled.

There was no majin boost.

Secondary who hasn't seen the show voicing something factually incorrect.

Favourite character?

Yup. Goku is the strongest after all and our HERO!

indirect seething greentext from some pussycat

Not perused or read, next.

182

Bejita learned SS full power during the 7 years timeskip and is a very technical fighter though.

You must be jesting. I never wanted to be associated with an interracial pornography afficionado.

interracial pornography afficionado

But enough about Ten"I love BBC"shithan

Anon Babble has 10 jannies

technically 14 if you count global jannies

literal porn left up for hours multiple times now

No bias against /dbs/ btw
files.catbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt

an interracial pornography afficionado

Goku has more experience fighting, better ki control from training under more masters, and instant transmission. Goku also has more experience with SS3 and a dead body which helps with maintaining SS3. Goku clears this fight easily. This would be Bejita's first time using the form and he has an alive body.
Goku wouldn't run out of time. He has many hours left as of the Majin Bejita fight..

Nope. It was a potential unlock at most. Babidi had no control over him and it basically did nothing. He didn't actually become his old evil self.

potential unlock

Which increases power. Bejita got a powerup from becoming a puppet of Babidi. Thanks for confirming.
Next question: Did the boost stick around?

278333343

278333361

Plain not funny.

It's just his own natural potential thoughever.

>taking a shitty edit at face value

Autism.

Reminder that I won last thread.

your retarded

Another word old man..... AND I WILL RAPE YOU!

Tien...

You're*****

ENCHAD HANCHAD.

JOBgitobros...

Pancutie my beloved... good afternoon... the weekend is here... do you have any plans... I hope you have... a great weekend...

This style makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

I might have to stop posting for a while because of dumb laws…

What about it ticks you off?

Stupid gay cringe cuck anime for homosexual faggots net tranquilizer. Not as good as dragonslop

That would have atomized SHITlin btw

Do you want an in-depth critique?

this cuck salagir makes no sense
ki >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magic, bejito already proved it when he got turned into a candy be buuhan

That would have obliterated tenSHIThan btw

Pancutie my beloved... that's horrible... you're the only good in this place... what sort of law is doing this... to my beloved Pancutie...

Honestly, yes.

If it did stick around, it's irrelevant now. Goku and Bejita are mostly evenly matched.

So you have nothing and you're just malding like an impotent bitch

...but enough about Bejita

GODMA GODJIRO

1/2.

Don't bother CellDEITY. This pretty much confirms we have a significant amount of people who straight up have never seen the show. This is common sense.

2/2. The Majin boost is a definite powerup. Prior to this, he was still sub-Cellgames Gohan/SPC and only marginaly stronger than Gohan.

Holy fuark. HOLY FUARK.

I'm being raped, please someone come and help them!!!

Eh, I understand what you are getting at but it is so much fun proving the retards wrong.

jiren has never smelled anything in his life

Prior to this, he was still sub-Cellgames Gohan/SPC and only marginaly stronger than Gohan.

That's incorrect. Bejita saw Dabura and thought he could beat him. Dabura was SPC level.

I hope the stream will be fun today :D

unprovoked homosexual fantasies revolving around CHADren

He warped your mind.

Lol, no I was actually preparing a critique for you.

That's not me (the guy who wanted to hear what was wrong with it). That's someone else.

Why are moe sissies so obsessed with the streamcord?

much necessary homosexual realities revolving around the J

He was raped.

much necessary

Oh, that makes sense. Anyway, I'll post the critique in a few minutes.

All the hot men are in there, like sakurakoslover

IESLB

Kekaroo. The J warped you.

Pancutie my beloved... please answer me... tell me the law is a joke... I'm here for you... and you only...

The IESLB is still going

Don't (You) me again, you piece of shit

I like how everywhere else on the internet uses guides and promotional statements for power scaling but here if you use anything that's not the manga your opinion is ignored.

AIEEEEEEEE SPARE MEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOOO NONONONONONONONO
AIEEEEEE IT HURTS! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!
I YIELD! I SUBMIT! I BEG YOU PLEASE JUST ST-AIEEEEEEEE AIEEEEEEE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*Takes a massive 3 ton shit*
Dinner's served.

Moeshitter after stepping foot into /dbs/ for one microsecond...

No, I am right and your image proves it. Gohan was fighting Dabura in Super Saiyan 1, not Super Saiyan 2. It is firmly established during that era that when you are Super Saiyan 2, you have near-constant bio-electric discharges around the character.

Dabura is Perfect Cell level therefor, not Super Perfect Cell.

Here are some images to prove the point. 1/2. This is Super Saiyan 1 Gohan.

The J was raped and killed by GODganbo in the blistering June of 2019.

Seething this much isn't healthy for you, you know.

Did Toriyama think anything out in a way that was clever or was literally everything him flying by the seat of his pants?

2/2. This is Super Saiyan 2 Gohan.

Notice the bio-electrical discharges and the lack of them in YOUR image.

Said Jiren when feeling the tip of Tien's rod penetrating his anus.

Ŷ̶̟͔̹͓̱͇̭̠̠̯̋̍́̈́̈́͌̽̐͜͠Ő̶̘̱́̈͠͝ͅŲ̶̪̮̬̺̫̤̜̜̥̱͓̭͆̈̍͗̀̓͐̐̂̓̂͘͠͝ ̵̧̩̦́̈̈́̈́͌̈́̔̍̈́̆̊͗͝S̶̙͓͔͓̱͇̰̼̯̻̑͑͑̀̎́͛͗̔̂̏̊̚͠A̴̢̱̼͓͙͈̝̘̽̒̑͑̌̓͋̽̓̀̕͜͠Ý̵̧̛̰̺͌͌̿̽̽̓̉̽̊̔̕ ̸̖̰̼͙̯̼͓̰̗͕̝̻̪̇̉̒͐͛͐͒̆͜͠T̴̡͈͓̜̬̭̀̌̋͜͜H̴̟̳̰̠̹̥̺̒̾̏͗͗̚͘Ǎ̷̰̪̻̄̊̏̀͛̾̀̋̏̕͜T̴̡̹̠̮͚̻̗̮̞̋̐̋̎̐ͅ ̶̡̫͕̪̗̼̂͆̋̂̍̎͝L̷̡̤͎̰̄͜Î̵̜̬̮̩͎̯̙͈̯͓̦̼̥̩K̸̭͉͉̠̰̗͆̌̏͆͊̌͆̍̀̚ͅE̴͖̖̱̙̗͂̇͊͋̄̀̚͘ ̴̨̦̮͇̤̫̳̫̰͍͐I̶̧̮͕̖͚̻̖͔̣̬̙̳̗͆͜͜T̸̡̢̤̗̠̽̔̍̋̊̈͗̐͑͑͊̓̕͝'̷̥͇̘͋̊̂S̵̡͕͙̝̦̙͂̌̃̈́̊͒͆̔̐ ̸̛̼̩̱͈̹̹̖̖̜̰̔̋̀̎̉̐̕Â̶̢̧̻̘̮̦̬̹̋̉́̉̃̒̓̀̀̈́̚ ̵͙͍͕̀͐͌̀͐̋̐̏̂̓͘̚B̶̤͚̳̤̻̈̓̀̿̈́̍͐͊̔̾͛͘͝͝A̴̡̛̩͂̇̃D̶̬͎̳͚̦̜͚̑͒̌̾͑̂̍͜ ̸̝̺͙̊͌́̂Ṭ̴̡̥̝̪̤͂̃̆̌H̵̡̺̞̺̮̔̆͒̂͂Į̶̡̧̡̪̗̱͉̩̘̮̟͎̋͂̓͜͝ͅN̴̨͉̹̦̹͋́̇͑̎̈̓̏̂̃̀̋͘̚͝G̵̡̢̡̹̙͕͔͎̺̦̦͔̊͂̔͂͆͐̎̆́

My primary color is green and I'm a happy cuck!

Piccolosis...

Stop replying to the blacked foid attention whore

Given he would write and draw entire chapters the day before it was due it's genuinely impressive he managed to shart out an engaging and legible story.

Pikkon...

In the silence between battles, when the Tournament of Power had long since passed into memory, Jiren stood on the edge of a quiet mountain plateau. The stars above mirrored his solitude, each one a reminder of the universe he had sworn to protect. Yet tonight, the air shifted—not from wind, but presence.

Hit emerged from the shadows like time itself—calm, measured, inevitable.

“You’re early,” Jiren said without turning, his voice a low rumble.

“I don’t live by clocks,” Hit replied, stepping beside him. “Not anymore.”

They stood in silence, two warriors whose lives had been forged in hardship, shaped by purpose. But here, under the endless sky, they were just two souls—less enemies, more echoes.

“You fight for justice,” Hit said. “But do you ever fight for yourself?”

Jiren glanced at him. “I never knew how.”

Hit reached out, his gloved fingers brushing Jiren’s hand—an electric moment in a life ruled by stillness. The contact was brief, but it said what neither of them had the language for.

“I can teach you,” Hit murmured.

The stars continued to burn, uncaring, as two timeless beings found something unexpected—in each other, something worth protecting not out of duty, but out of desire.

Deku...

Green isn't a primary colour retard

cucking cutetar

EVER

Cease, dog.

Did Toriyama think anything out

Up to the end of Namek, then he had increasingly less time to think up of a decent story as the Cell arc went on and you can really tell Tori was trying to see what stuck when going through the Buu arc.

The air shifted again—not with the subtlety of Hit's arrival, but with force, like gravity had suddenly remembered its weight. From the darkened sky, a new presence descended, landing with a heavy thud that sent a ripple through the quiet plateau.

“Saganbo,” Jiren said, eyes narrowing with wary recognition.

The hulking warrior grinned, his rough features softened by something unreadable—something not quite malice, not quite affection.

“I always did like watching you fight,” Saganbo growled, stepping forward. “But I think I like this version of you more. Still. Open.”

Hit took a step back, silent but alert, letting the tension rise.

Jiren didn’t flinch as Saganbo approached. He had always expected strength, never intimacy. But what came next was neither attack nor threat.

Saganbo grabbed Jiren by the collar and pulled him forward, crashing his lips against his in a kiss that was anything but subtle—urgent, hungry, and overwhelming. Jiren's eyes widened in shock, but he didn't pull away.

For a moment, time itself seemed to falter—Hit watching with a flicker of something unreadable in his gaze. It was not jealousy, but curiosity. A new variable in a story that had only just begun.

When Saganbo pulled back, breath ragged, he smirked. “Still the strongest, huh? Let’s see if you can handle this.”

Jiren stood motionless, the heat of the kiss still burning on his lips. Something had shifted—not in the battle, but in his heart.

when Beerus gives you a yummy bowl of tapeworms

...in my color-blind vision

Then the question becomes what the FUCK was SHIThan doing.
This also doesn't say anything about whether Bejita was sub Super Perfect Cell level before the Majin Power up. All we know is Bejita thought he could easily dispatch of Dabura.

Doesn't deny it

Before anyone could speak—before Jiren could process the fire that still lingered from Saganbo’s kiss—another presence touched down with a silence so smooth it cut through the moment like wind through silk.

Tien.

Composed as ever, but there was something fierce behind his calm eyes tonight. He looked at the three of them—Jiren still breathless, Saganbo crackling with pride, Hit unreadable as the dusk.

“I felt something here,” Tien said, stepping forward. “Something honest.”

No one moved. Then, without warning, he crossed the space and kissed Hit—firmly, slowly, with a reverence that surprised even the time-skipper. Hit blinked once, the contact a rupture in his carefully ordered world. He didn’t resist. He didn’t stop it.

Then Tien turned to Saganbo. The brute raised an eyebrow, bemused—but he didn’t move either. Tien gripped his jaw, pulled him down slightly, and kissed him with reckless power, as if daring the larger man to feel more than just dominance. Saganbo let out a small, surprised noise—and then kissed back, hard.

Finally, Tien faced Jiren. “And you,” he said, quieter now. “You carry so much. But you don’t have to.”

Jiren didn’t speak. He didn’t need to. When Tien stepped close and kissed him—slow, deep, and full of unspoken gentleness—Jiren let himself feel the weight slide off his shoulders for the first time in years.

When the kiss ended, they stood in a strange, electrified peace.

No longer fighters.

No longer alone.

Just four men, standing at the edge of a new kind of battle—one not of fists or ki, but of vulnerability, connection, and something dangerously close to love.

Our idol...

Kek, what a dead franchise.

Dragon Ball out of thin air

all replies after this are invalid

Kek, what a dead franchise.

I take this back.
Researching more, Cell Arc Gohan is way stronger than I thought he was. Majin Bejita is stated to be about to SS2 Cell Games Gohan. Meaning before the significant Majin amp he was far off.
I have learned today.

One time I tried to see how long I could go without flushing the toilet. I managed to get to a little over 2 weeks before the neighbors complained to the council and I had to flush.

Far above the plateau, on the edge of the stratosphere, Lord Beerus floated alone, perched lazily on a sliver of stardust. But his golden eyes weren’t lazy tonight—they were focused, narrowed, locked on the scene unfolding below.

Jiren. Hit. Saganbo. Tien.

Locked in tangled moments of affection and raw vulnerability, their legendary power forgotten in the shadow of something more intimate.

Beerus sniffled. Just a little.

“Pathetic,” he muttered to himself. “Absolutely ridiculous. All that strength... all that stoic pride… wasted on kissing.”

He took a long, dramatic slurp of his drink, the glass hovering beside him, filled with some galactic nectar no mortal tongue could name. But even its sweetness couldn’t drown the bitter taste in his mouth.

Because it wasn’t about them.

It was about Broly.

Across the cosmos, on some far-flung planet bathed in green light, Broly—wild, noble, uncontainable—was tangled in Cheelai’s arms, their laughter echoing into the night.

Beerus clenched his fist, his ears twitching.

“It should be me,” he whispered. “It should have been me.”

A single tear escaped, sizzling as it fell from his cheek and vaporized in the vacuum of space. He could obliterate galaxies with a sigh, but couldn’t compete with Cheelai’s fearless grin and compassionate heart.

“He’s too manly,” Beerus growled, shaking his head. “Too raw. Too... untamed.”

The Destroyer God turned away from the kissing warriors below, muttering, “Fine. Let them have each other.”

But deep inside, buried beneath his godhood, was a small ache. Not for destruction. Not for worship.

But for someone who could understand his strength... and still want his heart.

That's true

The one piece general is far more popular than this one and doesn’t have a stream. Can you take it there instead? We would appreciate it a lot more than the autistic spics in here and we are funnier.

Naruto: *Impregnates Chi Chi*
Goku: "Believe it!"

Then the question becomes what the FUCK was SHIThan doing.

I havent the faintest idea but perhaps Gohan had weakened so much by lack of training that he was at the border between capable of turning into SS-2 and being not. Also, good job for realising that you were wrong. You are a true scholar in that regard.

Toyo will save us

"but couldn’t compete with Cheelai’s fearless grin and compassionate heart."

SURPASSEDrus wants to compete with Cheelai for Broly's dick

KEKAROOOOO

Ash Ketchum: *Fucks Bulma*
Bejita: "Gotta catch 'em all STDs!"

should do bleach instead it’s way better than boring spicball

Toyo

Dragonball is dead

What made Gohan interesting was ruined by Gohan Beast. I'm convinced everything since BoG was made to spite fans.

Cheelai lost.

Everything pas BoG was made to spite fans

*sharts thunderously*

Gohan is just awful

We only care about the anime here.

i like to clog public toilets for fun.

After leaving the plateau behind, Beerus retreated to his temple, but it felt emptier than usual. Even Whis, humming softly in the distance, didn’t fill the silence.

Broly’s laughter still echoed in his mind.

“They don’t even match,” Beerus muttered, pacing. “She’s tiny. He’s a mountain of emotion and muscle. I’m the God of Destruction! I have ears like polished obsidian! I—”

He stopped, looking at his reflection in a floating silver plate. His ears drooped.

“…I’m lonely.”

Whis appeared beside him, sipping tea. “Well, my Lord, it’s only natural. Even the strongest beings crave connection.”

Beerus crossed his arms. “I don’t crave. I demand.”

“Then perhaps it’s time you go after what you want,” Whis offered with a knowing smile.

Beerus blinked. “You mean…”

Whis nodded.

“…steal Broly back.”

Whis’s smile faltered. “Actually, I was thinking more of opening your heart—”

But Beerus was already gone, a trail of purple light ripping across the stars.

Before Beast, there was an idea of Gohan as a regressing Saiyan, and not just regressing, but a totally sidelined and neglected character. The problem is they went straight from him being a seat warmer to Chad Thundercock, which is awful. He's now like One Punch Man. I'LL JUST BE STRONGER THAN EVERYONE IF I FEEL LIKE IT.

Can't take him seriously anymore.

There's only a week left until they announce the return of Jiren, Bejita and company.

I've already made it clear that I don't like Tiengibro related content.

Beerus arrived on Planet Vampa in full dramatic glory, cape billowing, aura flaring, tail twitching with both menace and insecurity.

He spotted Broly and Cheelai cuddled up on a sun-warmed rock, feeding each other weird Vampa fruit.

Beerus cleared his throat. Loudly. Twice.

Broly turned. “Beerus?”

Cheelai raised an eyebrow. “You lost?”

“I am never lost,” Beerus snapped. Then, composing himself, he stepped forward. “Broly. You and I… we have history. You once screamed at me until the sky broke. I haven’t stopped thinking about it.”

Broly blinked.

Cheelai smirked.

Beerus stepped closer, eyes glowing. “You are a force of nature. A manly miracle. I am a god. Together, we’d be unstoppable. Romantically unstoppable.”

A silence.

Then Cheelai laughed. “Oh, wow. You’re serious.”

Broly, flustered, scratched his head. “Uhh... Beerus, I—”

Beerus interrupted, holding up a clawed finger. “Just… think about it. That’s all I ask.”

Then, in a puff of dramatic pride and heartache, he vanished.

Keep posting

It's so big, I can hear it moving

Heh, this will be the galaxy's greatest shart yet. Beat this, Kakarot!

The next time Beerus returned to Vampa, it wasn’t with fanfare.

No crackling aura, no celestial thunder. Just a soft landing under the pale moons, where Broly and Cheelai sat by a quiet fire, laughing, shoulder to shoulder.

Beerus stood in the shadows and watched.

Cheelai leaned on Broly, her fingers tracing lazy circles on his arm. Broly looked at her like she was the only star in the galaxy.

And for him, she was.

Beerus clenched his fists.

He had challenged fate itself before, shattered planets without blinking—but now, for the first time, he couldn’t move forward.

Because he finally understood.

Broly didn’t just love Cheelai. He belonged to her. Not by force, not by fate, but by choice. And nothing—no divine power, no show of strength—could change that.

A branch snapped underfoot.

Broly turned. “Beerus?”

Beerus stepped into the light.

Cheelai stood, instantly wary. Broly stayed seated, calm but alert.

“I won’t stay long,” Beerus said, his voice quieter than either of them had ever heard. “I just wanted to see it. One last time.”

“See what?” Broly asked.

Beerus smiled, bittersweet. “Something I couldn’t destroy. Something real.”

Cheelai softened just a little. “You alright, cat god?”

He chuckled. “No. But I will be.”

Then, just before he turned to leave, he glanced back at Broly. “You’re stronger than me. Not just in power—but where it counts.”

Broly looked down, unsure how to answer.

“I hope you never lose that,” Beerus said.

And then he vanished, not with rage—but with quiet grace.

Back on his planet, Beerus brooded beside a lake of stardust, swirling it idly with one claw.

“Maybe I’m just meant to be alone,” he muttered.

Suddenly, a voice rang out behind him. “You know, I’ve been dumped by androids, princesses, and space pirates, but I’ve never seen you like this.”

Beerus turned slowly.

“…Yamcha?”

The former desert bandit walked up, grinning. “Whis said you needed company. He said, and I quote, ‘someone who knows how to fail at love and survive it.’”

Beerus blinked.

Yamcha sat down beside him. “So. You wanna talk? Or you wanna spar until one of us cries?”

Beerus sighed. “Both.”

Yamcha chuckled. “Then let’s do it.”

I can't believe i'm not invited to the PEDO gathering just because I raped a 16 year old, she looked way younger. Damn you, Kakarot, having all the fun WITHOUT me!

You never did and you played around it so it is clear you really enjoy that shit

I need to fucking shit right NOW

At first, Beerus barely listened as Yamcha talked. Something about baseball, exes, and embarrassing defeats. But the more he spoke, the more Beerus watched.

Yamcha laughed easily. There was no armor around him, no godly pride or brute intimidation—just scars worn plainly, and a heart that refused to stop trying.

It reminded Beerus of Broly, not in strength, but in spirit.

That same unfiltered honesty.

That wild, unpolished spark.

And suddenly, Beerus realized he wasn’t brooding anymore. He was smiling.

“So,” Yamcha said, stretching beside the stardust lake. “You ever think about trying love again? I mean, you’re a literal god. I’m sure someone out there digs tall, dark, and apocalyptic.”

Beerus stared at him.

Yamcha blinked. “What?”

Beerus looked away, tail flicking. “It’s nothing.”

“No, no,” Yamcha grinned. “Come on. Don’t be shy now.”

Beerus narrowed his eyes. “You’re reckless. Annoying. Mortally fragile.”

Yamcha raised a brow. “And yet, here I am. Sitting next to a god, somehow making you smile.”

Silence.

And then, unexpectedly—softly—Beerus murmured, “You remind me of someone.”

Yamcha shrugged. “Hope that’s a compliment.”

“It is,” Beerus said. Then he stepped closer. “And it isn’t.”

Before Yamcha could respond, Beerus reached out—not with power, but with vulnerability—and touched his cheek, claws gentle.

“I don’t want a shadow,” Beerus said. “But I think I’m starting to see the light behind it.”

Yamcha’s voice caught. “Beerus…”

And just like that, the god who had once threatened to end worlds leaned down… and kissed the man who had once been the galaxy’s most unlucky bachelor.

It wasn’t a kiss of dominance or desperation—it was curious, warm, and real.

Yamcha didn’t pull away.

HE's the guy that sometimes spam /BLACKED/ With goku posts

The what now?

I can't wait!

The kiss had barely ended when a familiar whoosh split the silence like a ki blast. A bright streak of light descended from above, and with a carefree grin and zero awareness, Goku landed ten feet away.

“Beerus! Yamcha! Oh man, I didn’t know you two were hanging out!”

Beerus froze, claw still resting gently on Yamcha’s shoulder.

Yamcha blushed violently. “G-Goku?! What are you doing here?!”

Goku tilted his head. “Whis said you were having, like, an emotional thing or something. I brought snacks!”

He held up a bag of alien chips like a peace offering.

Beerus turned slowly. “You... interrupted my first genuine kiss in two thousand years for snacks?”

Goku blinked. “Wait, what? That was your first kiss in—wait. Hold on. You two kissed?”

Yamcha covered his face with both hands. “Oh god…”

Goku scratched his head, looking between them. “Huh. Didn’t see that coming. I always thought you'd go for Vegeta.”

Beerus snarled.

“I mean, not that it’s bad! I just—uh—should I leave?” Goku asked, already backing away.

But before Beerus could destroy him out of cosmic spite, a second flash of energy lit the air.

This time, it was Vegeta.

“Of course,” Beerus growled. “Why not the whole Z-Fighter reunion?”

Vegeta took one look at Yamcha’s red face, Beerus’s conflicted scowl, and Goku holding snacks... and smirked.

“Well,” he said, folding his arms. “Didn’t expect this love triangle. Or is it a square now?”

Goku squinted. “Wait… am I in this triangle?”

“Absolutely not,” Beerus and Yamcha said at the same time.

He said that

Back on Vampa, Cheelai lounged in a hammock made of stitched-together beast leather, reading an old Galactic Patrol magazine when Whis suddenly appeared mid-air, sipping a cocktail with a glimmer in his eyes.

“I bring news,” he said, voice like a gossiping wind chime.

Cheelai narrowed her eyes. “Unless it’s about freezer-burned rations, I’m not interested.”

“Oh no, darling. Far juicier,” Whis grinned. “Beerus kissed Yamcha.”

Cheelai sat up so fast she nearly flipped herself. “WHAT?!”

“On a stardust lake. Under a godlit sky. It was... surprisingly tender.”

“Wait. I thought Beerus was all ‘Broly this, Broly that’ like some cosmic simp.”

Whis smirked. “He was. But your man is straight, loyal, and tragically unavailable. So now... well, let’s just say Yamcha's getting divine attention for the first time in history.”

Cheelai let out a cackle that echoed through the canyon. “Yamcha? Oh, this is the best thing that’s ever happened to him. I’m genuinely happy for the guy. But wait—does Broly know?”

Whis tilted his head. “I believe Goku is telling him right now, which means the explanation will be both utterly incorrect and deeply confusing.”

What the fuck is up with these lame, retarded gay romance stories being dumped? It better not feature Cell...

It's pretty funny

I dunno but Cell SURE is handsome.

Cut to: Broly, halfway through Goku’s “retelling”

“So then Beerus kissed Yamcha,” Goku explained, waving a rice ball for emphasis. “And I think Vegeta might be into it? Or maybe jealous? I dunno. And then Beerus said Yamcha reminds him of you, and I thought—whoa, that’s weird, but kind of sweet?”

Broly stared blankly. “...So Yamcha is a god now?”

“No, no, not yet.”

Broly nodded slowly. “Okay.”

Cheelai arrived just in time to stop Goku from accidentally suggesting Yamcha join Universe 7’s divine court.

“Alright, alright, lover-boy,” Cheelai said, tossing a fruit at Broly. “Beerus is moving on. Yamcha’s glowing. You’re still my big green muscle king. Everyone’s fine.”

Broly blinked. “I’m okay with that.”

Cheelai blinked back. “...Wow. That was suspiciously healthy of you.”

Back in Beerus’s Realm…

Beerus sat in quiet thought, Yamcha beside him—shirt partially undone after a training match that got too… warm.

“I can’t believe everyone knows already,” Yamcha muttered, red in the face.

“They’ll forget eventually,” Beerus replied. “Or they’ll die before I let them bring it up again.”

Yamcha laughed. “You know, this might actually be the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me.”

Beerus looked at him. “And yet you stayed.”

Yamcha turned. “Yeah. I did.”

Are these the famous halls I saw on r/ningen?

Adenum:
Cell Games Gohan could beat SPC with only Super Saiyan 1. Goku was for certain above Cell Game Gohan meaning he could do the same thing comfortably. Bejita thought he could handle Dabura in presumably Super Saiyan 2.
Bejita saw Gohan's full power during the Buu Arc and knew he was stronger than SS2 Gohan (Buu). Gohan was having trouble against Dabura in SS1 but wasn't exactly losing
SS3 Goku > [Hypothetical] SS3 Gohan (Cell) > Fat Buu > SS2 Goku (Buu) >= SS2 Majin Bejita (Buu) > SS2 Gohan (Cell) > SS1 Gohan (Cell) > Super Perfect Cell > SS2 Bejita (Buu) > SS2 Gohan (Buu) > Dabura = Perfect Cell >= SS1 Gohan (Buu)
Base Goku > Base Majin Bejita > Base Gohan (Cell) > Base Bejita (Buu) > Base Gohan (Buu)
Majin was at least a 2x boost.

Jirenbro...

This made me laugh and my mom asked why I was laughing and i didn't know how to explain

Buu Arc Gohan got a lot weaker than I remembered. What a fucking failure. I can't believe I used to like this guy.

I did. I even said "My inner Frieza" because of it. I do see what you're doing though.

Stars Align at the End of the World

It was the most unexpected gathering in the history of the multiverse.

On a floating celestial island made entirely of crystallized starlight, under an aurora woven from the lifeblood of dying quasars, the invitations read:

“You are cordially invited to the Four-Way Union of Jiren, Tien, Hit, and Saganbo.”

The ceremony was as chaotic as it was transcendent.

Jiren wore pure white, unbothered and perfect. Tien stood beside him, three eyes misty. Hit adjusted his gloves, pretending he wasn’t emotional. Saganbo wept openly, declaring, “I didn’t think love would be this strong!”

Officiating the ceremony?

Grand Priest, smug and suspiciously sentimental.

Guests included Goku (late), Vegeta (grumpy), Cheelai (crying), Broly (massive and supportive), and of course...

Beerus and Yamcha, floating above the crowd, hands clasped.

A Few Days Earlier...

After the kiss, the training, and an emotional food fight with Whis, Beerus made a decision that shocked every divine being in existence:

“I’m naming Yamcha my Co-God of Destruction. Effective immediately. Deal with it.”

Yamcha had nearly choked on his lunch. “W-what?! I haven’t even destroyed a paper towel roll!”

“But you destroyed my loneliness,” Beerus replied, deadpan.

It was the cheesiest thing he’d ever said—and Yamcha fell for him completely in that moment.

Back at the Wedding…

As Jiren and Hit sealed their vows with a firm handshake-turned-embrace, and Tien kissed Saganbo so passionately it caused a local moonquake, Yamcha leaned over to Beerus.

“Did you ever think it’d turn out like this?”

“No,” Beerus admitted. “But that’s what makes it divine.”

Whis floated over, beaming. “You both look radiant. Power suits you, Yamcha.”

Yamcha grinned. “I’m still getting used to the whole god aura thing.”

Beerus nudged him. “You’ll grow into it. You already have the heart.”

As the newlyweds took to the sky in a swirling, four-person honeymoon vortex of ki and affection, Beerus pulled Yamcha close.

They hovered above a galaxy spun just for them.

And for the first time in all of time, destruction had nothing left to erase.

Only love to protect.

Bros... It's been already two days since Gura graduated...

I did. I even said "My inner [sissy cocksucker] because of it.

So you keep playing around it

Destruction had nothing left to erase

Only love to protect

Toyotaro could never write something this good...

Not SLURPza.

The funny thing is people will falseflag characters with pony shit, moe, gay porn and even homestuck and people will reply because at least one other person cares about that trash in the thread. You falseflag about vtubers but literally nobody gives a shit unless they live in rio de janiro so it doesn’t even work

My shit? Blood red.

I have jerked it to vtubers and that's about it. They suck.

hating on godstuck

Vriska? Won.

My piss? Thick as pancake batter.

“You are cordially invited to the Four-Way Union of Jiren, Tien, Hit, and Saganbo.”

Get that shit looked at.

Non canon SHITvie

Autism.

My piss is chunky like clam chowder.

*thinking*

We all knew that about you already, kneelspammer.

I don't know how my piss look as I drink it from the source

As Jiren and Hit sealed their vows with a firm handshake

That's how real men get married!

You can think?

everyone stopped posting to read the gayfic

Intradesting...

I have never seen sakurakosis at any meetup

I just want to say granola is really cool.

We don't invite foids.

SHUT UP. YOU FUCKING WHORE. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR WORTHLESS SLUTTY FUCKING MOUTH. YOU ARE A WALKING SEMI SENTIENT HOLE. THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER FUCKING BE. A LIVING FUCKRAG. YOU CANKEROUS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF EXCREMENT, I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT. EVERY THREAD. EVERY FUCKING THREAD WITH THIS SHIT. EVERY FUCKING THREAD I PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT. I'M FUCKING DONE. SHUT YOUR DICK DEPOSIT BOX OF A MOUTH, SIT THE FUCK DOWN, AND WAIT TO BE USED LIKE A GOOD LITTLE HOLE.

b-but

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I hide in the back ground.

As you can see, I've already gained a lot of knowledge about the culture of this place while I've been here.
Ask me anything and I'll answer.

Discord circlejerking

Kek you'll never be scholars

our heroines

...and our hero, Mikasa.

Who is Tienrus?

Post some BrolyMAD's
youtube.com/watch?v=CRcZMKzBfN8

I slept with every woman in this picture

Out of nowhere

Why are the two foids of this place obsessed with me? You don't have a cock so fuck off.

There's at least one man in there

I only see women. Tanya might be considered a man.

homosexual fantasies

Your heroine?

Why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Who are you?

I'm a big fan of Ceripa

I said I slept with every woman there. You cannot read.

Kek, if Cell was that much weaker than Gohan, then how did he manage to hurt Gohan so badly then? No, SPC was stronger than SS-2 Kid Gohan and Gohan only managed to defeat Cell by an asspull powerup combined with Cell being caught offguard twice in rapid succession.

SS-2 Goku (Buu) = Majin SS-2 Vegeta > SPC > SS-2 Kid Gohan > SS-2 Vegeta (Buu) > SS-2 Gohan (Buu) > PC = Dabura > SS-1 Kid Gohan = Supressed PC > SS-1 Goku.

Sex with pokemon boys.
Gokubro btw

Your boogeywoman.

It could be you, it could be me, what matters is that we're brolybro aka nuly's rivals.
This is not in my database, but I eat cereal without milk to keep it crunchy so I don't know why children eat it with milk, therefore I have no idea why they like it.

Do not engage with anti moe posters.
Just G, filter and move on.

but I eat cereal without milk

Interesting. Keeping it crunchy is good.

Yup, moecuties wonnered bigly.

Dragon Ball.

cucks

Quiet pig.
We hate Dragon Ball and would rather talk about anything else.

Just want a scholar to pin me down and show me who's the boss :3

asspull powerup

You mean the rage boosts he's been getting since he was a kid?

Is shit.

Dragon Ball?

Base Bejita > Blue KEKu

True!

Tired base Bejita even.

Bend over.

Normal, black star or super?

Tienrus owns me. I'm Tienrus' slave...

/dbs/...

god I love femboys

Same here.

Falseflagrus.....

All of /dbs/...

Anyone else panic sometimes wondering if people secretly know how much you RTH and who all your schizophrenic falseflags are really connected to? I wonder if you’re all just playing along sometimes and maybe you can all see my IP or something. There’s just no way i’m getting away with it

secretly

Like if there’s a janny in here they would know, they could expose everything.

if there’s a janny in here

There's almost always a janny lurking in /dbs/, If only to stir up shit. I wish I was joking.

There is and I'm fairly certain they can't see IPs.

It's a Gokubro btw.

I feel like this too. Seeing as you came out and said it it's safe to say no one can see who my real allegiance belongs to. No one knows my favorite character. No one can tell who I am based off of how I type.

Bejita won
Gigi won
WHOREma lost

No lies found.

I wonder if you’re all just playing along sometimes

I have fun doing this at times.

1 Trillion (taxless, taxfree) VS a dinner with Bulma.

Truth detected.

MY FUARKING HERO!

I just ate 3 burgers yet I'm still hungry. I think I need to eat more!
Who is my favorite character?

Become a millionaire or date a hag

how can bejitakek satisfy my wife while he can't satisfy his own wife fisrt

enough money for me and generations to come

vs.

dinner with a married slut

Wow, Tough choice here.

Big Smoke

I am literally you, retard.

no woman is worth more than wealth. Women are worthless creatures that only exist to serve men. I would rather be given $10 than go on a date with Bulma or the best looking woman in all of history.

Gigi is satisfied though

fisrt

Money, dude. I'm not taking Bulma from Bejita.

you're literally an infant bejikek

Money, dude. Also, I'm taking Bejita from Bulma.

The face I make when Bejita says he hasn't seen Chi-Chi for months, not knowing he sees her every morning because I turned her into the toothbrush he uses to brush his teeth

SHITjita is a winless cuck.

Jiren.

DYAM...
Even with the cuckery, moefilth femoid sluts, and a gigi tranny spammer, you are still in this thread?
Its over...
Not even pedestrian banter can keep this alive...

another day another SHITjitapig meltdown

What set off the hog this time?

You live in Brazil.

What does it all mean?

Can you not slide the thread with your fake diaper war shit

You're Brazilian.

The original author?

Of what? DBGT?

Pan is the only 1/4 saiyan? That's gotta be something unique, right?

That's not very big deal...

Like Goku did on Namek?

No, Goku was transforming...

Nutt? Did Trunks even win any fights?

Nutt doesn't count for anything, and Trunks decided not to fall for Pan's trap.

What about them?

They have manners...

Proof?

Have you not watched it?

I don't think Baby is the type to compromise himself so easily.

But he got exposed.

Are we talking about the manga page?

Hmm, was a picture of Goku's face?

So, he just played dead because Goku was strongest?

Huh? Goku was out of commission.

Next post.

Okay.

Anything?

Yes, picrel.

Today.

Now?

His leg?

His pelvic area...

His company? It originally belonged to Bulma's father, didn't it? That means Bulma received it for doing absolutely nothing..

Bulma was a genius and made several contributions for the corporation...

Pieces of his chin?

Proof?

Isn't the leg a part of the pelvic region?

Huh?

Doesn't the Greater Trochanter count as the being in the pelvic region?

It could be. Why?

>He was busy...

He was too busy to find at least two hours of training time?

He had things to do...

How do we ask him?

You can just ask him here, I'm sure he's reading this.

Didn't they attend some kind of school for that? I mean, Launch doesn't seem to be aware of her transformation..

She isn't, maybe she went to the same school but failed and that's the reason why she isn't aware of her transformation?

It's an air breathing animal, right?

Of course, according to the Japanese, they can breathe on the moon.

That's a long time..

It is, but it's the only site I use to talk to other people.

Sad, Isn't it?

Spaghetti won
Cell lost

Goku? The coolest bvll.

bejitakeks...not like this

Damn. I thought the opportunity to talk to the richest woman on Earth with access to alien technology and the Dragon Balls was something that was very alluring. I guess i was wrong on this one...

gigibro misunderstood it

YWNBAW moment

none the wiser

>misunderstood

Sure, NAIVEkucuck. Sure.

Dinner with Bulma, steal the radar and wish for whatever I want.

opportunity to talk to the richest woman on Earth

Who fucking cares?

access to alien technology

That you'll NEVER get your hands on.

the Dragon Balls

That you will also NEVER see, let alone get your hands on.

I guess i was wrong on this one...

Yeah, You were. Stupid cunt.

get rich and have anyone you want

Or

date an old used up hag

Yeah, I'm going with the 1 Trillion dollars.

Incest

Money > Any woman ever
Getting money is way hard than scoring a date with a bitch. Even if you go on the date you are't guaranteed to score her.

let's be serious for one second, who's your favorite db character? for me it's gogeta ssj4

Goten

My girlcock twitched at this…

Zamasu/Goku Black has been my wallpaper since I got this laptop and it's my most rewatched arc (of super).

Love >> Money
Only people not engaged don't agree with this.

You can still choose that option.

I just ate 6 burgers. Now that was a good meal.
Which character is my favorite?

Reithiest...

Rei IV....

Definitely a LARDrenbro if I've ever seen one.

Kek nice try. No bitch is ever holding me down

boo (the ugly skinny fat black one)

CHADren.

Piccolo

boo (the ugly skinny fat black one)

Anyone have any funny pics where goku looks like a homosexual?

Rei is a girl THOUGH

No but i have Bejita kneeling to Goku for you.

Anyone have any funny pics where goku looks like a homosexual?

Proof? How do we know she doesn't have a cock?

SSJ4 Gogeta is awesome character to play as, yes, but this giy is a menace.

Girls can have cocks tho..

She gets naked many times

I love gocks.

I thought my all night recording of 18 and Tien was corrupted but it turns out it wasn't

I need the .webm file of the guy who made a statue out of SLURPza Frieza.

Girls can [LIE] tho..

Girls do LIE quite a lot, CORRECT.

Only to you, because you're ugly.

Bejita

Goten fucked me last night

I give up
Bye

Edit this so it’s Goku instead of SHIThan.

No cock

Videl...

WOMEN LIE, it’s the TRUTH.

You are a SAD person...

Chi Chi...

Every woman in Universe 7...

The truth is that they only lie to you.

Gendo made the 4th one with a cock

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭

Everyone says I look handsome but I don't believe them I think I look ugly...

Goten gets fucked by THAT?!

post girlcock

That's a screenshot of the pov video Goten took with a camera on his head

bulma is rich and she loves to cuck cuckjita so i'll make her my whore

And that I am EVERYBODY, so thus Women LIE to ALL.

Gendo [LIE]

We've seen EVERY Rei naked.
Except Rei 1 the child one. She's never gotten naked.

You’re a very blatant troon

REI'S PENIS IS REAL!
JUST LIKE.... THE ONE PIECE!!!

Proof??

You're a very based CHAD.

It’s sort of like a female speedrunner, it’s just not a thing so you know instantly. We can just tell

Women aren’t real, only we are real.

Next thread:

Assumption

Not very scholarly

… until we commit suicide on hitting 30

Your mom is not everyone.

I don’t need to assume, reitranny. Ya don’t pass.

KNOTkima