Jojo afterparty

no afterparty yesterday

1 thread today

this very thread has to rely on Jojolion to get off the ground

Part 9 killed jojo storytime threads.

Araki is baiting everyone with all the part 8 references

DBAnon could have created a 2nd thread if he wanted to. Bump limit was reached after the 3rd chapter

Part 9 killed jojo storytime threads

Yeah, because it's the last Part.

There's no point in making a second thread for 1 chapter at page 6 or higher. The second thread yesterday only got a couple hundred replies in before the dump was done.

why is a retard in the threads so adamant that hawaii is a white ethnostate governed by white people? this isn't the 1800s anymore. just admit your entire depiction of japan comes from arakis work where he thinks hawaii has enough white people to have blonde white cops when the policeforce is over 88% non white. It's crazy how this part has more strawracism than part 7, a seinen about 1800s america.

I'm liking part 9 so far

I WILL return in The Jojolands

more like gen alpha has no creative element and this part is the first part they have to navigate without being assisted by decades old memes.

trannyshit

>this very thread has to rely on Jojolion to get off the ground

makes sense, with all the rage it causes it's bound to give you replies

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Oahuschizo, please take your meds.

Gen Alpha in storytime threads

School only just got out for the year, man.

Agreed, the cast has good chemistry so far.

Both the rapecops have chinky eyes thobeit

I don't understand how Charmingman's stand works

Chad. God's realest nigga. Paco Nation.

It just advanced camo that he can change however he wants.

Colored sand that disguises him, and also he can separate parts of his body, but we haven't really seen that yet.

Why do both Paco and Charming Man have weird black make-up below their eyes? Is it some zoomer fashion thing in the SBRverse?

I need constant /dbs/ tier shitposts to artificially inflate the threads

I’m going to rape you

That poster is Yasuho?

BEAST. No faggy punch ghost stand. He just caves people's faces in with his bare fists

I like Usagi

I'm still waiting for Paco to brutalize someone to death. No sissy punch rush ora ora shit, just mauling someone's head into paste

He reminds me of my re-evalutation of Mista after the Part 5 storytime, much more fun than I remembered, and successfully balancing a straightforward simplicity with not being an idiot. I think Paco will benefit from how long it's been since we had regular punchy fights.

MGS4 octocamo

Ugly and weird stand.

you are a faggot not worth listening to if you didn't think mista was a homerun from the start.

Part 3 is my favorite part as a story but I enjoy the characters of parts 7 and 8 most.

and 8

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I unironically think we will see that against in the upcoming fight. He had those dark determination fire eyes characters have before they're going in for the kill prior to going in.

usagi is a crackhead faggot wtf

Usagi is soft and will die but I hope Araki will make him hard

The most recent lands fight we are in made me realise that Araki sucks at invisiblity. Part 3's The Sun, Part 4's Invisible Baby & Atom Heart Father, Part 5's Soft Machine, Part 6's Limp Bizkit & Green Baby & Rods, Part 8's Blue Hawaii and Part 9's this! pmo sm

He's based. I hope he doesn't die.

literally any of the shit you mentioned besides Shizuka and Limp Bizkit

invisibility

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Is Charming related to Sand/Sound? I'm just gad the Man family didn't get genocided along with the tribe

sand

Don’t use his white devil government name

JJL chapter 12 "Paisley Park" and "Born This Way", Part 1

This content comes from JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia (jojowiki.com), and must be attributed to its authors if you are using it on another wiki or web page, as specified in the license.

By this point in Jojolion we knew:

Josuke was part Joestar

Yasuho has a Stand

the Higashikatas have Stands (but we'd only seen CKB)

Rokakaka's intro is still 20(!) chapters away

By this point in Jojolands we know:

all five of main allies and their stands, even down to ranges and most quirks for the OG 4

the Lava Rock, this part's macguffin

that Hawaiin chicken burritos are bussin no cap

I actually meant 8 and 9 lol. I don't know why I wrote 7.

Stand users are hidden for 90% of the fight and there is no rally or banter. It's just characters being puzzled for every panel with an incomprehensible ahh "fight."

It will be revealed that Dio’s father remarried and had another family. That descendant will appear in part 9. It’s likely the last JoJo part and there will be a DIO reference. He is the icon of the series. Not a coincidence that part 8 had zero connection to Diego and it’s considered the worst part

I fucking love this chapter cover so much. Also fuck Diego for having the biggest portrait

I need the discussion that comes with that.

incredibly based, i hope enough new readers stick around to see DUARK PACUGO

The Sun is a throwaway gag fight, Achtung Baby and Limp Bizkit don't factor in to what you're describing for different reasons, Rikiel is present for most of the Sky High fight, and the rest of these are just fun premises. What are you whining about?

Nah, it'll be revealed that Based Diego had a one-nighter with some slut after the Blackmore incident and his descendant has inherited a Stand from him named Walk The Dinosaur

Why did the volume end with Charming Man sodomizing himself with a fire hydrant? Also the fact he hasn't gotten a ransom note can only mean his brother is dead.

the cop points out his light skin doe. in hawaii white people are ostracised so that part is accurate. it also makes sense that it would apply even in this case where the 2 kids are 75% white because Hawaii has a 1 drop ahh rule where quadroon asians larp as indigenous hawaiians.

On your first read, did you expect Charming Man to join the gang? His design did seem to me like it could've been for a one off villain.

/dbs/ out of nowhere

blud is soooo pressed tht his moe gets no generals

the rest are unfun premises. you have to see the cause of the attacks or it isn't an effective stand fight. it's just incomprehensible nonsense which makes king crimson manga fights look proper.

Charming man spends all his fights being disguised as somebody else so who cares about his design?

How about this, we've had plenty of close calls and even a statutory rape in part 8. DO you think part 9 will go as far as to feature a successful classic raping?

There aren't any women to rape and no one but that cop and Usagi care about DRAGona. Maybe if they add a female member.

Dragona seems so far to have way more agency than Yasuho. She also has 2 characters that love her and will protect her if the time comes. Also seems like Araki has toned that down.

2 characters that love her and will protect her if the time comes

Jodio and who?

she

BOTTOMsagi

Usagi just said he loved Dragona.

So is Dragona straight? Is that a spoiler?

Was that Jojolion power tierlist ever released?

I thought he was an one off villain and it's a shame since I ended up liking Charmingman but I can't take him seriously because his design is trash.

Howler's Stand is Queen of The Stone Age. Similar to WoU and Milagro Man, it exists independently of the user and is inherited from the Hawaiian lady his ancestor married.

What did we learn?

Pink-chan WNBAW.

this kills the twittoid

Some flavor of bi/pan, he has a moment with both Charming Man and Key West later

Araki can still write good manga. He just didn't feel like doing it during part 8.

ZA HASURU is pure kino and way cooler than a punchghost, Paco is the most based character in all of Jojo, and he should have been our protag.

Dragona got a knife through his neck and Usagi just stood there. And really, what the fuck is he supposed to do anyway? His Stand only works if someone else tells him what to make. If Dragona gets pinned and gagged by some tranny chaser thug, and Usagi is the only one with him, it's gonna look like picrel.

What ability does it have?How is it passed on? Though death?

Will pink-chan be translated as "pinky" when they start officially translating it?

Something about Jojolion's pace broke him, that's why Jojolands lays out all the cards on the table very quickly.

Charming Man

Huh? When?

Key West

That was a pretty surface-level compliment.

His dislike for police is real

ai ahh names

Are you going to do this faggotry everytime someones says she? I know its only 1 guy doing it.

stand makes his bullet slower

What? Why didn't he just shoot them to death here? Why would you want your bullet to go slow? They would have been dead here if he didn't give them time to react.

What the fuck

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just because theres some vietnamese troons here doesn't mean he should stop doing it.

The panel that mindbroke xitteroids

JoJo storytime is almost over

It’s the main reason I’ve been on Anon Babble these past few months. Going to be weird without it. Back to /csm/ and /opg/

I needed a visual aid.

For the past 3 months I've dedicated 1 hour of my life after finishing work and before start cooking dinner to read the volumes. Dont know what else to do with it after its over

Back to /csm/ and /opg/

Grim.

Paco? Is going to return us to Part 1.

I may leave /csm/, too many schizos. I go to /opg/ for the spoilers and occasional fan art and meme I like

Does Usagi know Dragona is a dude?

Our heroes may rob and kill you, but they would never hurt an animal

It's been the most fun I've had following the series since early TJJL threads. Still kicking myself for missing the first 4 Parts (except BtD), but getting to witness all of VA, SO, and most of SBR was godly.

"I'm sorry everyone... In the end... I failed, our dreams die with me."

"Yotsuyu chan, you and Aisho Kun made for a good couple... I remember our plans to save enough money for your wedding..."

"A. Phex twins... I'm glad I could meet you guys, your brotherly bond made me realize we Rock humans have feelings and attachments... I wish your dreams of playing professional football materialized before all this mess..."

"Damo... I wasn't brave enough to tell you, but I always thought of you as a father figure to all of us, my stupid ego divided our groups... I'm sorry."

"Urban Guerrilla... I wish I could still talk about Rock Insects with you all night, I will never forget all those times we went Rock diving inside Doremifasorasido... More than anyone I want to remember you as my friend..."

"Poor Tom... We never got along pretty well because of our conflicting views on women... But you still did your best trying to recover the stolen branch, I'm sorry my Wonder of U ended up targeting you."

"Tomoki Wu, my Rival, I always admired your passion for your work, the world will forever cry your death, for a great man and a even greater doctor was taken from it too soon..."

"I wish I could come back in time and try again... But in the end all I have are these dreams and memories..."

what a tragic ending...

youtu.be/HfGK-f7G9-g
A little cringe, but I like it. Especially the music.

I've been aligning these threads with my workout time. I'm so happy that I found these threads. I wish I found them sooner instead of during the Grateful Dead arc.

These few months have honestly reminded me why I loved it
Through the ups and downs
And honestly, if it weren't for a bunch of anons meticulously going through every inconsistency, I really wouldn't have ever noticed. I suppose that goes for the average casual JoJo fan too

I can’t think of another big series that would be as fun as JoJo when it comes to a storytime. I wish the gintama one had more discussion

The last(?) member of the crew I guess. I'd say he's not a rock human since he had a non-identical brother.

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Magenta Magenta POV:

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My wife, mother, sister, and daughter all got ROCKED

Jodio shot a cat with rain

I'd say Araki's all over the place with fight quality but I already knew that so nothing.

he earned it by being so awesome and amazingly handsome tho

/opg/

ew

And people will say Tooru isn't the PEAK Jojo villain...

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implying the Philadelphia Harbor would ever look this clean

Also added him to the pre-storytime drawing. Maybe he was always there, just camouflaging.

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Usagi is hard when he sees Dragona.

Nice work, anon. I'm going to miss these little doodles of yours.

Since I caught up to jojolands
Is the series just about to be finished already? They are about to get the dude to give them the land and defeat his guards. What are they going to asspull some new antagonists out of nowhere and just have them have billionaire battles?

I'll probably draw something for each new Jojolands chapter if I remember.

Because escaping the scene, before shooting 12 bullets at once guaranteed to kill them was the safest strategy. He couldn't have predicted that their Stands would counter his bullets, and they would have been all dead if Paco didn't have military experience.

Same way Araki made up a new group of riggers after Damo.

I'm working on it, anonbro

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Who's to say? They might have to go on the run for some reason since they're getting in deep with law enforcement.

He can make it go back to regular speed too. His main thing is setting traps. It's kraftwerk but with more bullets

>"Yotsuyu chan, you and Aisho Kun made for a good couple... I remember our plans to save enough money for your wedding..."

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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"Jodio, I can only say this once. Your raindrops have tiny dinosaurs inside."

Did you like him?

Still haven't explained the rocks or found out what is going on with Charming's bro. Plus I doubt Howler will give up or be killed anytime soon

my smartfag...

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since they're getting in deep with law enforcement

They kind of arent
Army and police are there for the CEO as part of their rocks to force him to transfer wealth
The "cop" after them is one of the CEOs bodyguards and is doubtful shes actually with the police since her first act was to rip half of someones hands off for smelling like fear

There's really no problem with that.

Total schizo headcanon prediction:
Team Jodio wins. Acca goes insane and gets put in an asylum. Timeskip a few years (remember TJL is set in 2023). Members of the crew start dying. Turns out Acca has been released and is working an honest job so he seems uninvolved.The change in his heart and mind gave him an automatic remote King Crimson and he's been killing the gang.

Taking a hiatus between parts is a good idea.

To make his rounds subsonic, I assume?

Same here. I've been getting up at 9AM solely for these threads.
This has rekindled my love for Jojo, which had somewhat dwindled in the 10 years since I first read it.

Not sure yet. His Stand is cool but I dislike his design.

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I didn't realize Araki started part 8 a month after part 7. What the fuck was he thinking?

new antagonists out of nowhere and just have them have billionaire battles?

This sounds fun. This is probably where it's going because Acca isn't real enough to fight back. Someone has to be in control behind the scenes

Muuuuuch better.
Laem is almost definitely an actual cop, and even if she isn't, Ningbo's a firefighter, and he could snitch just as easily to law enforcement. At this point, it's "persuade them to betray Howler" or "hide the bodies of the law enforcement officials you just murdered and hope no one follows you". And even just in terms of what the group is doing legally, seizing Howler's entire estate, they could run into legal trouble.

No matter what, Paco made it pretty clear that they're about to cross a pretty big line by saving Meryl Mei.

He said this.

kills the hype

Most powerful enemy in Jojo

the hustle

november rain

is this the part with the worst music references?

It definitely would be kino to have a Part with an actual timeskip in the middle, and seeing the gang suddenly see the horrible effects of their actions would be great too.

P9 is my favorite since p6

jojolands has no hype because this is a 2020 ahh story with a non 2020 release cycle. people have 2020-2021-2022 fatigue.

Radio Gaga didn't kill Jobin, Rai, and Kei then job to Kaato + invisible asspull bubbles thoever

hamonbeatsubhumans.....

Jodio's gang go to prison for killing a cop.

second half of Jojolands is a Stone Ocean remake

Based and true.

Hamon Sneed out of NOWHERE

Anon... doming one person and having the rest of them immediately realize they're being attacked WOULD be giving them time to react; dumping a whole mag into their backs and walking away while they're unaware is just a safer bet. Bobby had no way of knowing Paco would be able to hear it early or that the gang's stands are pretty good at dealing with being shot at.

Led Zeppelin is a good reference. It was just wasted on those jobbers.

i dont care what happens i just want more paco hand to hand kino, meryl's stand to be revealed, and some names for the 4ish unnamed stands we've seen so far

implying poor endings impact part retention (in the western world) lol! jojolands chapter 1 and 2 had a lot of hype because people were sick of jojolion and this was also newfags first new part release. i've HATED & dropped jojolion since blue hawaii but you faggots kept reading it so you only have yourselves to blame.

It's weird how so much of Part 1 Dio is TRACED from Necroscope 1 & 2 but unacknowledged.

Oh, well if you're going solely off the actual quality of the bands been referenced, then I can't say.
Of course, that would mean that Jojolion has the best references since it has like 100 little Led Zeppelin easter eggs.

not really. no one else defends part 6 which is a universally disliked part in both the east and west. niggaz are actually pretending to like part 6 to own the chuds or sm shi

I guess there's different metrics to judge the references by.
For me, it's how much each part expanded my playlist.

he's an NPC that goes off polls and consensus instead of his inner logos

Grim.

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the retard who's been typing unfunny zoomer lingo for the past few threads also hates Peak Ocean

A shock to no one.

jojolands

tower dungeon

chainsaw man part 2

There's something similar about these nu-artstyles that I'm not knowledgeable enough to describe. Pen thickness? Switch to digital? Characters all look weird when standing still, backgrounds are usually dissonant too.

Has Araki actually switched to digital? I thought he still uses traditional.

Fujimoto’s line art has gotten too thick and lazy in part 2. It’s jarring compared to the 3D or hand drawn backgrounds from his assistants

animeCHAD, who're these jobbers?

Mangaka drawing for a long time like Oda, Togashi, and Araki should’ve switched digital to better control the line weight and thickness. Araki can still create great spreads but the average page looks a bit wonky and rough

Pen thickness? Switch to digital?

late stage carpal tunnel

hide the bodies of the law enforcement officials you just murdered and hope no one follows you

To be fair they have stands.
Getting away with murder with stands would be easy as shit.

Usagi, i wish I had a vat of acid

Is it fair to say that part 3 has some of the worst art in the series?

the generals are engineered the same with nonstop consolewarring of jojolion vs jojolands. people are forcing themselves to like jojolands to own the jojolioncacas

this looks decent in black & white. if this is a "bad example", parts 12456789 are cooked bro

Usagi's stand is underutilized seeing as it can transform into literally anything and aquire its properties

No, 9 is clearly the weakest. Part 8 is inconsistent. Part 1 and 2 have great detail but the anatomy and fights are incomprehensible at times

Does anyone know what the art style of Toth's predictions are based on if anything? I think I can remember there being some children's book or something that had illustrations very similar to the pages of Toth but I can't remember what.

quads of truth

this is a semi gag scene and it's still dynamic and CLEAR unlike every other action centric part where it becomes fucking incomprehensible.

there will be a DIO reference

It's just going to be Jodio's name.

coloured for parts drawn before digital manga existed look so cooked & inorganic

Based and checked

they appeared in the anime as well, straizo drops a candelabrum on top of them

OK? And how does that answer the question about what Toth's art style might be an homage to?

yasuho not being a one off character killed the part before any of the plot meltdowns. part 6 was the previous worst part for that reason. araki simply can't and should not need to force female characters into male spaces for no reason. atleast all his "he started feminism with lisa lisa and hair girl from part 4" aura got depleted thank god doe

Don't worry guys, JoJolion is gonna get better when you reread it.

such massive jobbers I don't remember them

They deserve an award.

Usagi I wish I had a camera that recorded me murdering this person but I look like some mafia dude

men won. simple as. if you read any interview of him that mentions jolyne you can realise why he doesn't let women do anything.

There's no way Araki has 10 million more parts in him.

How many more chapters until an attractive female character appears? Jojolion has spoiled me with all of the beautiful women.

I genuinely can't tell if all the zoomer slang is ironic at this point

part 1 just sucks, it's a waste of victorian england, the best historical setting ever.

people are [HEADCANON]

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This storytime was my 3rd time reading it. How many more times do I have to read it before it gets good?

araki simply can't and should not need to force female characters into male spaces for no reason.

Prisons and space stations?

2 more months. Trust.

how much each part expanded my playlist

That's probably Part for me. I'm a fan of Steely Dan and Oingo Boingo now, plus I like Get Back and some songs by the Alessi Brothers and Dio.

They don't see the vision, anon.

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colored

780x1200

Had it not been for rohan we would probably already know the name of ningbo and laem chabang's stands by now

there is no parity between male prison kino and female fat dyke slop in fiction before and after part 6 ergo icarus ahh moment when he chose to do it and almost kill his career.

On one hand, I'd feel really bad for our protags if she became to main villain. On the other, She'd be hot if she lost weight

less visually interesting polpo is akshually good because i want to fuck her.

you niggas are filling in the void of being the annoying fujo gyro shippers in these threads man.

Charming man? Is that even a name

Kek, at least Araki is self aware. I always find it funny when Mangaka make western names which are either just a mash of Kana like "Matona" or "Ubawon" or they'll use western words like "Strawberry" or "Turbine."
But I guess western authors name characters "Cho-Chang" and "Uno".

where do you faggots come from? cho chang is not any less reasonable a name than ronald weasely, severus snape, siruis black etc.

I'm also a Steely Dan fan now thanks to part 3.

THIS REMINDS ME OF THOSE ICKY GIRLS FROM A MONTH AGO THAT WERE STINKING UP MY PRECIOUS THREADS WITH THEIR GROSS ART AND STUPID FEMCEL POSTS!!! GRRRRR I HATE THEM!!!

RoHACK is too busy working on thus spoke araki hirohiko to work on pinkdarkLANDS

Cho Chang is just funny because it's Ching Chong and also 2 surnames. Like being named "Smith Swenson" or "Mac'Donald Moore".

I think DBanon should dump TSKR next.

Howler-san, I can only say this once
Pink-chan is not a woman
I know he's cute, but he's a man
Howler-san

How much of the outrage over Cho Chang was whitey getting offended on the behalf of Chinese people anyway

I only go to /csm/ on chapter day and /opg/ to read/discuss spoilers too
/csm/ is just the same schizos arguing the same shit every hour of every day, I don't know how people can stand there most of the time
Also /opg/ now has some fag spamming gay porn for some reason

severus snape is 2 surnames blud.

Radio GODGOD is responsible for this

not much actually. it's usually second generation korean and indian people that do "west bad" yappathons.

SO hater is retarded

Yup yup, SO broke your fragile mind

I've been here since Phantom Blood. I had fun but I'm happy to finally move on once the storytime is over.

macdonald moore is a kino name for a big fat american nigga

Every time I peek into /csm/, the waifufaggotry is absolutely insane, and most of the rest of it is just zoomer memes and ritualposting.
I'd wager a lot, but in fairness, JK Rowling does put a bunch of weird shit in her books without thinking about it.

Police? Bisexual icons

If Meryl is so attractive then where's the sexy fanart and porn?

tnere's a reason hogwarts is called white people wakanda. pretty sure half the hate about cho chang stemmed from shipfags mad she dared to touch harrys lips and the origin of white women hating the chink. the cho argument the few times it is brought up by white people is mostly used by troons to try to "stack rowlings crimes"

Mainly white people maulding, Chinese just laugh at it from what I've seen.
I didn't say she's the only one. She just sticks out because Cho Chang sounds funny and isn't very real Chinese sounding. Also because she's British not even Chinese so her being named that is also funny instead of something like "Chloe Chang".
Its like a Mexican being named "Taco Sanchez" it's just funny.

they ruined sbr threads which i thought were amazing and made me mad though

Imagine if Paco was called Taco Sanchez...

I think Jodio has already peaked in psychopathy and edge with the bus scene. Araki has stated beforehand that when he went to ultra jump, he still wanted JoJo to be about good triumphing over evil. He’s not going to make him Dio level evil, he didn’t even do that with Dio’s actual son. The chance of it ending in a BrBa type tragedy is also low

Nulyne is cute, Araki got better at drawing females since part 6, people hate her because of that awful Gucci manga that botched her characterization

if [insert Jojolion woman] is so attractive-

Because it's not as popular as older Parts.
They made the afterparties tedious at the most. The actual storytime threads were fine.

Jojo x My Immortal when? Set during part 5 of course with Enoby being Giorno's half-sister for incest kino.

she isn't british + that doesn't stop ethnic names... chinese don't try to gut their ethnicity to make their children fit in with coastal elite academic cities like they do in america. ive seen many CHINESE ahh names here.

Jodio you can't say that

not really, i skipped most of the afterparties for that reason so my only experience with them is in the threads.

Araki's improved her look in the past two or three years, but 2010s nu-lyne doesn't hold a candle to classic Jorin.

Am I the only one who finds Jojolion's ending demoralizing?
Jojo is all about humanity overcoming evil and impossible odds even when fate is against them, but I got none of that in Jojolion.

Kong Qingdong is a real person's name

is the Yorubros posting still a thing? I remember that from before I left those wretched threads, it was pretty amusing

mad fujo detected

Josuke destroyed WoU, freeing everyone from calamity. What more do you want?

You're trying to make an argument that doesn't exist. I already explained my point stop trying to turn this into a shit flinging contest.
Also

ahh

Go back Blud

Good will triumph because we're getting a hero antagonist this time

not a real argument. and there are chinese names that have the same phoenetic implication of cho chang especially surnames. at most she would have a "british" first name and a comically chinky surname. same with what indians do to try to mask their kids with a name like peter and then a 24 letter indian ahh surname that would be considered racist if an author used it as the name for the indian character in their fictional story.

jojo fans would rather discuss Harry Potter than Jojolands

G to the rim.

you haven't at all. this is like westerners seeing chinese city names and thinking they are racial jokes and walking on eggshells when saying them. you are so out of touch. chang is a comically common name. cho is also a common name. your issue is that they are both surnames but severus and snape are both surnames and also extremely obscure names.

it's just too faggots tho

CGI horses
CGI steel balls
CGI dinosaurs
CGI mountain tim
CGI love train
CGI D4C
CGI menger sponges
CGI infinite rotation
CGI ball breaker
CGI tiny horses at the start of the race

Friendly reminder that Yasuho is now a happy wife waiting for her first child, and nobody in Morioh dares to even think about Raping her because CHADsuke, her husband, is always at her side ready to give any Morioh citizen the Rigger treatment.

two*
I will sudoku

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not interesting enough for discussion

not stupid enough for jokes about it to emerge

It's over.

The worst part for me is that Josuke just kind of gives up on his goal of saving Holly after spending half the story trying to cure her and tearfully pledging to save her life.

CGI Chumi-chan

CGI Cream Starter

CGI TtR Lucy

CGI Mike O. balloon dawgs

CGI satellites

She's pregnant with quadruplets

The CGI can:

animate 5 simultaneous horses moving at 3fps

animate 3 simultaneous dinosaurs moving at 3fps

animate a tiny horse parade at 4fps

The CGI cannot:

animate at higher than slideshow speed

make DP give a shit about jojo

both sides are bad

you are saying to the guy pearl clutching under a thread of a westaboo author who has a global approach to characters and was saved from this same rhetoric being used against him by cheating and using band names to name his characters instead.

waiting for her first child,

She'd be almost 30 in 2021, I doubt she'd wait so long.

I don't think it'd bad if the whole thing was 3D. Sadly they're actually gonna attempt 2 animation on this.

Yasuho happy

Who is this imposter and where's drawanon?

not getting to squirt a double-barrel creampie into the pussy of my assigned-at-birth bimbo GF

It's not fair...

CHADsuke, her husband, is always at her side

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Don't forget CGI Cream Starter
CGI nail bullets
CGI raindrops
CGI doves
CGI Ticket to Ride Lucy
CGI Stand Auras
CGI Sandman running
AI generated ending
AI Generated Opening
CGI The World
Jojolion anime announcement right after SBR ends

mountain tim is about to have ZERO new fans after all his parts are done in ugly cgi

I just said it's funny that's why. I just think it's funny and why I mentioned it in my original post.
Just as funny as One Piece having "Woop Slap" or Togashis "Hinrigh Biganduffno"

CGI rape
who are you quoting? I just called you two faggots and never engaged or read your tiresome debate.

CGI Pocoloco

Silenced pistols make noise and he has to be as inconspicuous as possible with the kill so the others aren't alerted.

CGI civil war zombies
CGI paper Hot Pants
CGI Nun Hot Pants
CGI act 3
CGI Jesus

togashi is a psychopath, ルシルフル is not spelled Wrlccywrlir, I don't care

No way Araki switched to digital. He's a gigaboomer.

Togashi not being able to spell in english is cannon, Level E is named that because he though Alien was spelt Elien.

that's a false premise. part 7 will always be for seinen chuds. america is not a socially approved historical settings for the mainstream "they were gay actually" crowd who look to greece, china, etc instead.

Usagi, I wish I had video evidence of Howler murdering those guys

episodes release in 2 batches of 24

did you like it?

Jojolion is a humiliation ritual

Johnny Joestar CV: Natsuki Hanae

That's just Araki's freehand art style.
When he can't reference Greek statues or Britney Spears.

or kenshiro

thus spoke araki hirohiko

I'd forgive every bullshit Rohan chapter if Araki stated that Rohan was also drawing a PDB spinoff with that title.

I hope they move first. No version of Jolyne deserves to be raised in Alt Morioh.

he does seem to be everywhere, huh

Lucy Steel CV: Tomoyo Kurosawa

The anime will do justice to Diego and only to him, I just now it.

Is it first name Charming last name Man?
Or is it first name Charmingman and we don't know his last name?

do you? every single part has freaks calling the main villain gay omgheisoattractive except part 7. part 7 lacks so many fujos that characters who would be rampant fujo bait like ringo don't have a peep! even ciocolatta mogs every villain in part 7 in fujo representation. part 6 while also being unpopular in that department because of the main premise atleast has a definitive place in fujo canon with pucci and dio. funny valentine is an organic character and his popularity is male centric unlike every other villain especially dio whose fans are closet fags or women who like him as a result of shipping him with another guy.

チャーミング・マン

First name Charming last name Man.

So his brother is called Mauka Man?
Like Gray Mann from TF2?

Anime original scenes with a cowboy Rohan walking around and being praised by everyone

I'm guessing so but his name is only ever said to be "Mauka" so who knows.

the fact that the characters even question it makes me wonder if it's a fake name

I'm telling you that those numbers are going to be buffed up drastically by the anime. Your logic is like being in 2017 and saying "Hah! How could you think that American fujos love Vento Aureo? There's hardly any focus on it! Even characters who would be rampant fujobait like Abbacchio get less attention than Kakyoin!"

The anime will add a scene of Valentine getting anally plugged like his father btw

We need a canon fujo character in Jojolands

he is. the fucking hack is obsessed with his self insert, he should just retired and spent the rest of his life drawing TSAH

The SBR anime will add Tooru as a Mysterious side character btw

should've*
great, now i look like a filthy ESL

My Immortal but xXBloodyGothicRose666Xx was a Jojo fan instead of Harry Potter.

Wait, that's hilarious. I'm unironically tempted to write that now.

part 7 lacks so many fujos

or Britney Spears.

This made me realize that I'm not the only one that sees it. Sometimes Gyro and Yasuho look exactly like young Britney.

I think it might be a situation similar to ghoti being fish, but with multiple languages and not just English.
Togashi just found the worst possible way to spell Rushirufuru.

Imagine if every part's ending was as demoralizing as JoJolion's...

Part 3 ends with Dio being killed but Holy ends up in long-term coma, Joseph actually dies and Polnareff becomes a cripple like in Part 5

Minus the coma, I'd honestly still like that ending a lot.

Part 6 is mostly the same except nobody is reincarnated in the Ireneverse

part 3 and part 5 were mega popular and even permeated into the west through osmosis while being many times more popular in japan than here. in fact, it is quite documented that those 2 parts are their favourites by far. kakyoin was a fan favourite by default and because he's in the most popular part, his ship with jotaro is naturally popular. abbachio is in a part where theres like 20 relevant ships including ciocloatta and his gimp patient but that is an indication of how popular the part was and how much of a stepup araki made in side character writing and presence as well as proximity to other male characters. other parts also had such a fujo presence they applied it to the main villains, which is why pucci dio was famous before the anime was even close to part 6.

Funniest page Araki ever made. He couldnt have phoned it harder if he tried

it's also why the cover poses are so "gay" it's him tracing over 2 women or 1 man 1 woman.

ew his hair is so bad.

he's getting old and cynical
and went to hawaii at some point

A lot of people already believe that because of FF's monologue.
The hopeful part of SO's ending comes from the sacrifice our heroes made in order to finally end DIO's influence over the Joestar bloodline, allowing people from a different universe to live in peace.
To make SO's ending actually demoralizing you need to ultimately make it so all sacrifices end up amounting to nothing.
Something Like: Pucci dies but his heaven plan still works, or the universe resets in the exact same state it was before meaning all joestars are forever trapped in a endless loop of violence they will never be able to escape.

kino or copout?

Part 5 ends with Diavolo being defeated but Trish dies and some off-screen member of La Squadra/Passione takes over the boss position actually

Don't forget about Jotaro realizing he never actually cared about saving holly in the first place anyways so it's okay to forget about her and Polnareff leaving Jotaro behind with tears on his eyes.

someone replied to this with

get off me bitch

in the storytime and i died lauging, same with the

Oooohh... right in the soap bubbles...

pasta. the ending is on par with the room where its so bad that it wraps back to kino

Araki should just make a part that's full slice of life

Would be shit because Araki can't write normal people

The fact he can't write normal people would make it better.

GUEH

It's like if Vento Aureo ended with Giorno killing Diavolo but not immediately becoming the boss and instead having to deal with a gang war caused by the power vacuum and then losing to some shitters.

don't think so, it's mostly just makimafags and the powerfag fighting and people timelooping whether Denji is a selfish scumbag or a hero
I think all the regulars know each other by now

Part 4 ends with everyone dying but Hayato kills Kira with Stray Cat afterwards

KID I JUST MET... I'LL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE

THOSE BUBBLES... ARE SOMETHING NOT OF THIS WORLD...

We still don't know Tooru's surname
In a better timeline it would end up being Hirose

Tooru was El Padre de Yasuho who molested her

Deepest lore

26. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 3)

53. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (Part 4)

57. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (Part 1)

58. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Part 5)

91. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (Part 2)

100. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run (Part 7)

111. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Complete Manga)

SOchuds still win bigly over Jojolion

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what image should I use for Hamood Sneed?

I like the funny man

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Tooru Kishibe

One of the clown nose WoUs?

Toru Yamagishi?

Has there ever been an official jojo popularity poll for characters?

Toru Kujo

He cute

top four parts are Jap/Euro Jojos

bottom three parts are Burger Jojos

I see . . .

His YouTube profile picture

Kawajiri Tooru

the worst part about this is the implication of Yasuho sleeping with men who's names she doesn't know at all, this guy was her highschool boyfriend and she still forgot his name

You mean her elementary school boyfriend

0% chance Jodio is doing all this for his mom

Is he a homo or does he just not know Dragona is male?

He doesn't care because Dragona is pretty.

PB higher than VA

SO higher than JJL

What site is this from again? I want to know if they have a character ranking too.

Arigato Anon

Dragona is Yasuho with dark skin and a delinquent brother.

and a dick and a lower bodycount

I still like Gappy, he's my favorite Jojo. Yeah he got kinda boring in the last 3 or so volumes but he had a unique design, personality and dynamic.
He's also the only tall Jojo of the SBR verse.

SBR is the 2nd most memorable part to me and it has my favorite characters so far. The only bad part is how the story fell apart.

Actually Yasuho is now a single mother waiting for Jousuke to get out of prison. Same goes for Daiya

*JJL

I keep referring to part 7 when I mean JJL today.

Found it:
ranking.net/rankings/best-jojo-characters

1. Jotaro

2. Joseph

3. Bruno

4. Kakyoin

5. Rohan

6. Polnareff

7. Ceasar

8. Giorno

9. Josuke (Part 4)

10. Okuyasu

11. Mista

12. Jolyne

13. DIO (Part 3)

14. Iggy

15. Narancia

16. Kira

17. Speedwagon

18. Jonathan

19. Wamuu

20. Risotto

21. Anasui

22. Prosciutto

23. Abbacchio

24. Weather Report

25. Avdol

26. Gyro

27. Stroheim

28. Fugo

29. Dio (Part 1)

30. Foo Fighters

31. Lisa Lisa

32. Ermes

33. Doppio

34. Diavolo

35. Tonio

36. Hol Horse

37. Reimi

38. Ghiaccio

39. Fungami

40. Trish

Kakyoin in the top 5

Aaaaaaaaand that's where I bow out.

. Ceasar
Fucking fujoshits

More evidence JJBA is a woman's manga

Naranciabros we can't beat dogs....

Japs think SBR is better than SO

multiple SO toons in the top 40, 0 SBR toons there

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5. Rohan

...

Gyro is there at 26th. Too bad Johnny didn't make it.

Yup, JoJolion is on the list. It's just ranked very low. It's placed at 1907.

Part8xisters . . . We LOST . . .

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Sbr's protagonist is right there though

No Koichi

That's my only solace

Gyro made it

Johnny didn't

Why do the Japanese have rights again?

I know, I was just pretending to be retarded, heh heh.

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no Koichi in top 5

God damn

Can somebody post the Comic of Josuke cucking Koichi?
The one were Yukako asks him to use Crazy Diamond to restore her hymen

How do Japanese fans feel about The JoJoLands so far?

Never post again

its a story about breaking a curse actually

part 7 lacks so many fujos that characters who would be rampant fujo bait like ringo don't have a peep!

ringo does not have anything that fujos look for, not only that but you are either willfully ignoring johnny, gyro and diego or you are plain stupid

Fuck it, why not.

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keep posting with an increased frequency

Araki is funded by fujobux. The least popular parts are 6 and 8.

Is this because of too many nukes or not enough nukes?

how? part 345 are the only popular parts and some people REALLY like part 1&2. only the west likes part 7.

That's quite literally the opposite of cucking.
Josuke is having sex with her a negative number of times.

While I like Part 9 I'm not excited to follow this storytime at all because: The story hasn't ended, hell it barely even reaches the first quarter. And I just read this same shit like 2 years ago.

I'm just glad stroheim made the list

not really. part 3 was a unisex hit with heavy male appeal. part 5 is actually an amazing battle shounen while having obvious HEAVY fujo appeal. a western animation example is just because some women are attracted to zuko doesn't mean men didn't like him.

I only got to one after-party this part, and it was just people going on about this worlds funny Valentine conspiracy theories

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hes a gyaru male who is doing hawaiiface

the anime gave people chances to watch parts they skipped back in the day. a sizeable amount of japanese voiceactor fag so their favourite voice actor voicing someone is enough to sway their vote. if johnny gets a good voice actor hes making it.

that's a jap ranking.
jap women absolutely love jotaro and 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 in general. Jap women absolutely detests Part 6.
7 and 8 is irrelevant since they're not popular enough in japan. You wouldn't have rohan, kakyoin and especially Caesar that high up in a male poll

japanese men hate part 6 also. this isn't modern shounen jump where it's only women in gender polls. back then men were reading this shit or else novels, anime, manga etc written by men wouldn't be full of references to this stuff. Lionising female presence is so weird when Jotaro is a mainstream character akin to goku over there.

Yes, I talk to lots of Japanese people almost no one has read JoJoLion or JoJoLands yet. 3 to 5 are the ones everyone has watched.

I talked about JJL with a friend just recently and me saying it was disappointing actually got him interested in reading it to see why.

fujo glazers are such fucking chimps lmao. blud did not respond to a single thing i said.

men don't like jotaro

men don't like joseph

men don't like polnareff

men don't like okuyasu

men don't like kira

men don't like josuke

come on bro.

more men like stardust crusaders than they like steel ball run,jojolio, jojolands, and especially stone ocean. idk why this is so hard for people here to understand.

Kira not even top 15 is embarrassing for a supposedly male/gender neutral poll. Kira and Jonathan would be higher in a male dominated poll. And I say this as a jotaro fan myself

FUJOFUJOFUJO

So these are what these threads have been reduced to.

lol u have those shitty gay twinks in the top 10 and still try to convince me that it's not a fujo poll

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People here care more about what women think nowadays. That's just how it is.

Why does it still surprise people that Jotaro is popular even though he's been the mascot for decades? Men and women like him.

killer queen is cool as fuck and id use it to make loads of money

the funny thing is if you go to the website and look at the voters comments they're literally mentioning "jotaro's popularity among women" or "joseph's sexiness in part 2" and "kakyoin is a handsome guy" themselves kek

is it? why would araki stop at 9 instead of 10?

hasn't been in the manga for 4 parts

people are STILL seething over him months later

How did he do it?

Unironically by being too reliable.

I'm not even joking when I say I'd probably enjoy Part 4 a lot less if he weren't in it. I will say that Okuyasu deserved at least one arc to himself though.

he was spiritually in the last part though

they are male fujoglazers doing the lain effect and lionising female presence to make their tastes seem more refined.

t-there are women here...!

ahh behaviour

here we go with the

akshually not a single male read part 3

nonsense

During part 7 Araki said he had an outline for up to part 9
That was a long time ago but I doubt he's going to continue after part 9 because you can feel him dying inside with how low quality the art and designs have gotten

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Why do you all care so much about what women think on some random basket-weaving forum?

worse design than the one off tarot card jobbers

What's wrong with this design?

it's not a toy commercial for boys because women like it!

Anon Babble trannies think women liking something cleanses it

Paco > Charming > Jodio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drag Joestar = Ufaggy

Saying that women obsess over jotaro (fact btw) doesn't equal saying that men doesn't love jotaro or doesn't read part 3. That's inequivalent logics and a fallacy. You need to get your brain checked.

so why are you ignoring the fujoglazing faggots bringing gender up in the first place and dismissing the poll as a fujo poll and making the initial claim unprovoked that jojo is a womans manga. these people are so desperate for female validation they've openly said in other threads they want a fujo girlfriend.

the tarot card assassins were unironically pretty normally dressed, the only exception being Cameo and ZZ just for not doing leg day

yo ngl jodio is hella cool

Dragona > Usagi > Jodio > Paco = Charming

But I like them all.

ugly gremlin face that looks like Pork Pie Hat Kid (minor villain btw)'s brother

boring outfit

Btw since this part looks like it takes inspiration from part 5, who is going to betray everyone? Usagi or Charming are probably the most likely to but Dragona would be the most shocking.

Too obvious, especially coming off of JoJolands. We'll get __CDDH__ next.

I just entered the thread and saw you people posting the woman-majority poll again so I just stated the facts. I don't care about your crazy "fujo manga" gender wars and rage bait nonsense when Jojo was clearly a shonen manga and is still a boys dominated series anyways. But a woman majority poll is a woman majority poll.

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post a non female jojo poll.

Did anybody else cry when Tooru saw the hornet? I actually felt bad for him for a moment.

ah yes the same insect he ate for snacks and giggles few minutes ago

Yes yes very touching araki

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duality of man

I've been thinking that Milagro Man is one of the few/only Stands that is effectively immune to Wonder of U.

If Tooru were to steal someone who has Milagro Man money, then it (probably) wouldn't be pursuit, since someone with Milagro Man wants anyone to steal it, not Tooru in particular

Even if it were pursuit somehow, it would just hurt the guy who Tooru stole money from, but wouldn't stop the money itself. So unless Wonder of U can also affect afterlife, then Tooru wouldn't be able to stop Milagro Man and would have to deal with the money like anyone else.

Any other stands that logically could effectively be immune to Wonder of U? Can't think of any other... Maybe Rolling Stones?

go through every jotaro comment. it's literally all powerscaling fags or hes cool fags with one "omg insult me" here and there.

I didn't cry, but I liked it. I was the guy who posted about Tooru's elements all being kino but Araki failing to unite them into a coherent whole.

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Polpo (that fat fuck) wouldn't job, but Black Sabbath would
Heavy Weather can SNAIL Tooru
Green Day could hit him

Jojo officially ended with Part 6 since it will never have a sequel.
Anything that comes after are non-canon sidestories.

I think that hornet is meant to represent the closest thing to a mother he had, but it's still silly, since riggers are parasites for the hornet nests they live in. Though it is fitting for Tooru to want a mother's love while still being a parasite for one.

All those potentially touching moments, only for Araki to say that "To be a Rock Human is to be alone, there is only a give and take to these relationships (shows Damo's group)... They will never feel love nor friendship" What was Araki's problem?

you haven't fallen for rigger propaganda, have you?

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Thinking of it, Marylin Manson could deal with the calamities themselves, although it would be difficult to get a bet with Tooru without it being pursuing. There's also a chance that calamities could target Miraschon instead of Marylin Manson...

Wonder if Cream/The Hand could also count as having attacks that don't exist...

paco says in the most recent chapter that the gang's relationship is all give and take

Kek, just realized Lovers could have a funny interaction with it. If Lovers managed to get inside of Tooru's ear before calamity struck, then any calamity he went through would also affect Tooru. Though given how sensitive calamity is, that wouldn't happen unless Lovers moves really fast.

But Tooru likes Yasuho for no reason.

I thought usagi was pretty funny today... Probably the funniest character he's wrote in a while for me.

fortunately paco isn't the author nor narrator of the story

tldr on people not liking caesar? his death was the highlight of part 2 and not in a celebratory way.

I can tell that Araki unironically think he cooked here. He knew casual reader would clap super hard at the random Yasuho x Josuke panel

What else is there to him besides his death

Poor Tom death was unironically the saddest because of how close he was to winning + it was genuinely unexpected

I honestly don't really care about Japanese ranking of Jojo since most of it is based on nostalgia at this point. Also they think part 5 is the best which I find insane.

Like

If you read his speech he see Yasuho as more of his savior, as she is likely the first person who have ever show him love in any form. The fact he came back to Yasuho is proof that he do not know how else to seek love, he only know Yasuho (Who already left him long ago), that does sound like the lyrics for Wonder of You

seen my edit with 4 different filenames already

love to see it

Honestly part 2 is very short and caesar only gets 1 real fight and he does in it. Not really much time to develop his character outside some basic traits and if he didn't die the way he did he probably wouldn't be popular.

That will change by the end of the part I'm confident

JOTARO GET DOWN

The designs this part for the main cast are the toughest in all of Jojo. I think Jodio is good, Dragona and usagi are fine but not great and lastly Paco and Charming Man look rough. I think it would be great if Paco and Charming Man got some new outfits but that probably won't happen.

I want to piston Jolyne from behind until I cum deep into her rectum.

Problem, Anon Babble?

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would make great parallels with dogsuke if it was executed good

not know how else to seek love

makes sense considering the hairpin

not cumming in her pussy

Yeah I got a problem, motherfucker.

His death is great because of how Joseph and Lisa Lisa react to it (especially the cigarette bit). Other than that, he doesn't leave that much of an impression. And what upsets some people is how despite doing so little, he's still one of the most popular Jojo characters ever.

No what's there to cry about? He didn't do anything good the entire part.

PP is useful so he likes to keep her in his back pocket
He's a dickhead and a idiot. His death was completely avoidable and the point it was trying to make was poorly executed. Polnareff is Caeser if he were well written

I think I felt more pity for Arabia Fats than Tooru.

His death was celebrated because of the people involved in it, Wamuu and Joseph's reaction. Not actually caesar himself.

holy mother of kek

he is forgotten

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What is this? Araki doing art for some hospital?

unlocking jolyne's cell and having hot sex with her prisoner pussy while the moon light pours through the bars

TG University Hospital

the japanese society of ENTs has official anime artwork

I mean, Arabia Fats is stuck in the middle of the desert with a wicked concussion.